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[14:49:09] & elcasey ysalamiri: heyyyyyyyy, alright, pal?

[14:51:22] & elcasey ysalamiri: aye, work-hell finally ended. coasting for a bit ;)

[14:51:35] & elcasey good idea, ignoring that bloody thing

[14:51:56] & elcasey ysalamiri: glad to see ya around, mate, was worried

[14:52:54] & elcasey trivia is fun when people are playing but when it's just endless spamming it's annoying as shit

[15:38:36] & elcasey NIAGARA FALLS

[15:38:42] & elcasey SLOOOOOWLY I turned, inch by inch

[15:38:53] & elcasey I bet nobody even fuckin gets that, bunch of zoomer shits

[15:39:10] & elcasey Vic Robbins

[15:39:12] & elcasey Vic Robins

[15:39:18] & elcasey vic 20

[15:39:23] & elcasey vic reeves

[15:39:54] & elcasey roger

[15:40:02] & elcasey ronaldo

[15:40:16] & elcasey robby

[15:40:19] & elcasey rosey

[15:40:35] & elcasey who the fuck names their kid Rowdy?

[15:40:42] & elcasey even Roddy Piper wasn't actually named Rowdy

[15:40:52] & elcasey asshole

[15:41:10] & elcasey ariana grande

[15:41:20] & elcasey ariadne

[15:41:31] & elcasey ;)

[15:41:49] & elcasey wait, Milambar turned into a bot?

[15:41:57] & elcasey >_>

[15:42:16] & elcasey this place is well fucked

[15:42:28] & elcasey fair enough

[15:50:38] & elcasey wat

[16:18:54] & elcasey lol @ cock chuggers 3

[17:15:22] & elcasey End3r: if it's anything like my job, they're probably incompetent, and it's faster if you just do everything yourself

[17:15:45] & elcasey cheater

[17:15:56] & elcasey .k loulan

[17:16:21] & elcasey I like Belslow. Or Belend.

[17:16:40] & elcasey Dragon: King still inbreedin

[17:17:04] & elcasey i forgot i'm on a meeting kek, these jokers droning on about so much shit I just tuned out

[17:17:19] & elcasey ComputerTech: ur basically English, sorry ;P

[17:18:08] & elcasey ENGLAND! ENG-ER-LAND! \o/

[17:19:56] & elcasey just a small town boy, born and raised in North Britain ~

[17:20:22] & elcasey must be nice

[17:20:46] & elcasey I'm American, because I was born in the US, and nobody else will just give me a passport because I said "I'm the other one" ;D

[17:21:07] & elcasey AlterEgo_: D

[17:21:09] & elcasey :D*

[17:21:53] & elcasey Naemuti: hahaha they are *extremely* rowdy

[17:22:06] & elcasey oh

[17:22:09] & elcasey idk she's American

[17:22:21] & elcasey most of "us" think that for reals :P

[17:22:37] & elcasey AlterEgo_: fuck it, me and all

[17:23:17] & elcasey this conversation alone is causing me to need a drink ffs

[17:23:31] & elcasey no thanks

[17:23:37] & elcasey weird numby shite

[17:23:59] & elcasey oh i thought it was like kava

[17:24:02] & elcasey ;P

[17:24:09] & elcasey cheers then ;D

[17:24:26] & elcasey I will go in the garage and see if there are any more bottles of rye left

[17:24:30] & elcasey otherwise it's bourbon today!

[17:25:00] & elcasey ah yer grand so

[17:31:53] & elcasey ffs how are these people even capable to bang on about absolute shit for so long

[17:40:50] & elcasey ooooo got eem

[17:41:24] & elcasey hashtag rekt, as I believe the young people say on the facestagram

[17:41:28] & elcasey ^

[18:51:16] & elcasey urs

[18:51:20] & elcasey no

[18:51:23] & elcasey u

[18:51:29] & elcasey top wits here

[18:51:31] & elcasey i like it

[20:04:43] & elcasey play that funky music LOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUD

[20:05:22] & elcasey cheers, mucker

[20:06:12] & elcasey AlterEgo_: alternate take, we're a load of old twats whose brains have mushed into much the same (but I say that's a GOOD THING)

[20:06:22] & elcasey look at this lot now

[20:06:39] & elcasey fuckin clicks and whistles with a lot of bass rubbish

[20:07:03] & elcasey oh I'm ComputerTech, I like listening to some black bloke farting into a cup, oh it's cutting edge, you wouldn't get it, grandad

[20:07:09] & elcasey ComputerTech: literally you ^

[20:07:24] & elcasey ;D

[20:07:31] & elcasey ComputerTech: nah you're one of the good ones, tbf

[20:07:55] & elcasey bit of a retarded mental, but I still love ya :D

[20:08:34] & elcasey AlterEgo_: u on the piss m8? I hope so

[20:10:08] & elcasey my nigga, my nigga ~

[20:10:15] & elcasey AlterEgo_: I will get the song for you

[20:10:20] & elcasey AlterEgo_: you will love it

[20:10:42] & elcasey AlterEgo_: tell me this ISN'T GOOD - https://youtu.be/MSrTnWDTdwI?list=RDMSrTnWDTdwI

[20:11:04] & elcasey AlterEgo_: just let it happen

[20:12:24] & elcasey exactly

[20:12:40] & elcasey AlterEgo_: nigga get to trippin, he knock the gravy outcha BISCUIT!

[20:13:10] & elcasey AlterEgo_: I used to play this with my best friend, I think you get why this is amazingly good :D

[20:14:40] & elcasey AlterEgo_: we used to laugh about how these rappers were renting Porsches and shit to do donuts in a dead strip mall parking lot xD

[20:14:55] & elcasey welcome to the American South, brother

[20:25:23] & elcasey some fuckin retard scrolling is what I come back to

[20:25:25] & elcasey shocker

[20:25:46] & elcasey AlterEgo_: you gay german dutch prick

[20:25:48] & elcasey ;D

[20:25:55] & elcasey AlterEgo_: you said!

[20:26:20] & elcasey get it RIGHT UP YE, as they say in Scotland

[20:26:27] & elcasey OrangeJuice: can you stop, pls

[20:26:49] & elcasey OrangeJuice: you're underage (I guess not now?) but your obsession with my ass is too much D:

[20:27:04] & elcasey :|

[20:27:08] & elcasey <--- not a laugh face

[20:27:53] & elcasey I don't want ANY woman (or bloke, Christ help us) shoving ANYTHING in my ass EVER (unless a doctor, and I don't even WANT it to happen then!)

[20:28:11] & elcasey dis niggaaaaaa

[20:28:17] & elcasey :D

[20:28:27] & elcasey AlterEgo_: in ur fuckin mind now, welcome to da club

[20:39:26] & elcasey well there is no "American" ethnicity

[20:39:34] & elcasey it is a nationality, not an ethnicity

[20:39:51] & elcasey #1!!!!

[21:05:26] & elcasey Arch Linux?

[21:05:29] & elcasey HA HA HA HA HA

[21:05:36] & elcasey https://youtu.be/0U-ermF-tQA

[22:51:34] & elcasey stfu

[22:51:59] & elcasey https://youtu.be/rqA25SWI9Js

[22:52:23] & elcasey socks even

[22:52:30] & elcasey no hat, though

[22:52:35] & elcasey maybe 80% then

[22:52:46] & elcasey also shorts

[22:52:55] & elcasey OrangeJuice: we'rew down to 70% now I feel like

[22:53:07] & elcasey OrangeJuice: my dinner was so good btw

[22:56:19] & elcasey OrangeJuice: goth doper

[22:56:46] & elcasey i didn't even see any pics, I was just jokin :P

[22:56:53] & elcasey settle down

[22:57:01] & elcasey I don't like when you frown

[22:57:14] & elcasey she is well farm girl

[23:15:40] & elcasey https://youtu.be/4sFewhTAdjs?list=RDCprjKrgvAYk

[23:17:47] & elcasey Milambar: fuckin bot

[23:23:36] & elcasey OrangeJuice: yes?

[23:25:17] & elcasey can u pls not

[23:25:19] & elcasey jesus christ

[23:25:30] & elcasey I'm already 46yrs old, that's the last thing I need

[23:25:49] & elcasey pls sell it at the market then

[23:26:03] & elcasey thanks

[23:26:15] & elcasey and some pickles

[23:26:17] & elcasey ffs

[23:27:40] & elcasey there's a pickle-free clause in the terms of use?

[23:27:53] & elcasey why?

[23:28:01] & elcasey and maybe I should get my attorneys involved

[23:28:26] & elcasey you're just being spiteful

[23:33:30] & elcasey mozambique: my favourite country!

[23:34:06] & elcasey how are you doing?

[23:34:10] & elcasey how is your GDP?

[23:34:37] & elcasey as one does

[23:36:39] & elcasey mozambique: yeah I knew a Portgueese fella who spent some time in you :)

[23:36:47] & elcasey he's dead now, bless him

[23:37:15] & elcasey mozambique: forgive my spelling, had a few drinks

[23:38:52] & elcasey lots of Africans in London

[23:39:12] & elcasey a fair few Africans in Moscow, too

[23:39:17] & elcasey one was very kind to me

[23:39:32] & elcasey gave me a place to stay when I lost my phone in the days before smartphones

[23:39:39] & elcasey Nigerian doctor

[23:40:01] & elcasey Mashallah, mozambique

[23:40:08] & elcasey not joking at all btw

[23:40:36] & elcasey I have met very kind people all over the globe

[23:40:55] & elcasey it is. don't lose faith in humanity.

[23:41:11] & elcasey disgusting immoral garbage by a dying empire

[23:41:26] & elcasey and it will probably kick off our collapse

[23:41:34] & elcasey maybe that was secretly the aim

[23:41:45] & elcasey doubt it though :P

[23:42:17] & elcasey when 89 octane gasoline is $7/gal in the US, what will we do?

[23:42:43] & elcasey lol @ voting = change

[23:42:46] & elcasey gimme a break

[23:43:06] & elcasey if President Harris was in charge we'd be just as fucked

[23:43:20] & elcasey voting = participating in the farce

[23:43:23] & elcasey not just int he US

[23:43:40] & elcasey loulan: you a big Macron supporter? :P

[23:43:49] & elcasey ^

[23:43:53] & elcasey got him

[23:44:11] & elcasey one of the most destructive and farcical morons ever

[23:44:15] & elcasey and you think he's "fine"

[23:44:30] & elcasey "nope"

[23:44:32] & elcasey he got me!

[23:44:48] & elcasey everything will change after Trump!

[23:44:50] & elcasey x)

[23:45:09] & elcasey just like the fools (including me) believed that anything would change WITH Trump!

[23:45:35] & elcasey @beer Peorth

[23:45:39] & elcasey $beer Peorth

[23:45:49] & elcasey hey nice, Stella

[23:46:00] & elcasey Peorth: think I didn't see that coming a mile off? :P

[23:46:23] & elcasey besides, is anyone fighting? no

[23:46:35] & elcasey mozambique: yes, but only by birth :P

[23:47:09] & elcasey fat jokes, bit samey

[23:47:28] & elcasey mozambique: I have traveled a lot and I am not so keen on staying here

[23:47:41] & elcasey https://youtu.be/LZ6YKR6K_zU

[23:47:48] & elcasey LEAVE ME BE ~

[23:48:06] & elcasey compared to most places on Earth, the US is still really nice

[23:48:25] & elcasey but it is a dying empire and I am very concerned about my savings

[23:49:06] & elcasey mozambique: are you honestly still in Mozambique?

[23:49:26] & elcasey oh right, you said

[23:49:39] & elcasey which makes sense, since it was a Portuguese colony

[23:50:15] & elcasey sorry for fucking with you about that, I did have an old Portuguese friend who was there in the army fighting to prevent your independence

[23:50:30] & elcasey but you lot were commies then ;D

[23:50:45] & elcasey 46

[23:50:51] & elcasey I have been around a bit

[23:50:55] & elcasey I make a lot of jokes, too

[23:51:26] & elcasey mozambique: zero jokes, I hope you're able to sort out a really nice life, mate

[23:51:54] & elcasey everyone deserves a decent life

[23:52:06] & elcasey I do believe that

[23:52:18] & elcasey mozambique: it's full of immigrants, though, you don't wanna go there ;P

[23:52:32] & elcasey borneo

[23:52:52] & elcasey but you

[23:53:03] & elcasey whoops, you're basically portuguese, no?

[23:53:29] & elcasey loulan: I been on IRC since 1992 :P

[23:54:02] & elcasey nah it was from the mid-80s

[23:54:12] & elcasey is from, i guess

[23:54:17] & elcasey we're still here kek

[23:54:24] & elcasey buster: fuck yeah, ages

[23:54:48] & elcasey life changed then :)

[23:55:05] & elcasey mine was 2400 baud, dude!

[23:55:16] & elcasey 56Kbps! holy shit, the SPEED

[23:55:37] & elcasey not annoying, soothing sounds

[23:55:55] & elcasey dialup all had the "sounds"

[23:56:21] & elcasey https://youtu.be/gsNaR6FRuO0

[23:56:34] & elcasey ^

[23:56:39] & elcasey changed my bloody world

[23:57:22] & elcasey I saved up, through jobs, when I was 14, $200 to buy a 14.4Kbps modem in 1994 :P

[23:57:53] & elcasey and these jokers talmbout "my 56Kbps" ;D

[23:58:42] & elcasey and I remember (lol so lame) the first broadband was 1.5Mbps equivalent to a T1

[23:59:30] & elcasey I asked a coworker who had broadband, "Wait, so you're telling me it downloads a WHOLE MEGABYTE in 5 seconds?!"

[23:59:34] & elcasey great days

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