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Friday, March 20, 2026

[19:33:14] & Neo_Nemesis RIP Chuck Norris!

[19:33:16] & Neo_Nemesis :(

[19:33:47] & Neo_Nemesis Chuck Norris once beat the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and rear wheel

[19:33:59] & Neo_Nemesis Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the faucet, he stares at it until it starts to cry

[19:34:30] & Neo_Nemesis When Chuck Norris does a push up he's not pushing himself up, he is pushing the Earth down

[19:36:00] & Neo_Nemesis also

[19:38:12] & Neo_Nemesis nobody cares about Chuck's political beliefs, he was the ultimate action movie badass

[19:38:27] & Neo_Nemesis and of course, the best TV Texas Ranger

[19:38:49] & Neo_Nemesis ComputerTech <3

[19:39:09] & Neo_Nemesis ComputerTech: Compy and Compass_Away are screwing up my tab complete D:

[19:39:36] & Neo_Nemesis lol

[19:40:03] & Neo_Nemesis Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

[19:40:32] & Neo_Nemesis haha

[19:40:34] & Neo_Nemesis If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

[19:41:29] & Neo_Nemesis lol

[19:41:31] & Neo_Nemesis nice

[19:41:44] & Neo_Nemesis Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records.

[19:43:04] & Neo_Nemesis Chuck Norris would have over 9000* stars in KDE Discover

[19:44:13] & Neo_Nemesis When the Tooth fairy comes to your house she takes your tooth and gives you money. When Chuck Norris comes to your house he breaks your tooth and takes your money.

[19:46:48] & Neo_Nemesis If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.

[19:47:06] & Neo_Nemesis When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[19:47:07] & Neo_Nemesis lol

[19:47:16] & Neo_Nemesis The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year

[19:51:21] & Neo_Nemesis PapaFrog: That's why Goku's power level made the scouters malfunction, because its over 9000!

[19:54:22] & Neo_Nemesis Chuck Norris found the last digit of pi.

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