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[05:19:36] Milambar !bef

[06:21:24] & Milambar kurt willheim

[06:21:58] & Milambar .yt peppermint twist

[06:22:13] & Milambar joey dee the gay

[06:22:41] & Milambar joey dee and the

[06:22:48] & Milambar and the what...

[06:23:39] & Milambar the small pisser?

[06:23:47] & Milambar lol

[06:24:17] & Milambar having

[06:24:37] & Milambar Colby

[06:24:53] & Milambar chips

[06:24:56] & Milambar chiba

[06:25:31] & Milambar acanthus

[06:26:11] & Milambar is it? Been banging away all night, fenny?

[06:26:49] & Milambar saturn

[06:27:01] & Milambar bearing

[06:27:25] & Milambar malware

[06:27:34] & Milambar malawi

[06:27:40] & Milambar malarwi

[06:27:45] & Milambar mallorca

[06:27:58] & Milambar malorca

[06:28:18] & Milambar 1292

[06:28:32] & Milambar .skip

[06:28:44] & Milambar chick peas

[06:28:58] & Milambar whale

[06:29:11] & Milambar snakes

[06:29:37] & Milambar skip to the loo my darling

[06:30:15] & Milambar auuu

[06:30:21] & Milambar pump

[06:30:32] & Milambar his son

[06:30:52] & Milambar electric eel

[06:31:02] & Milambar you're an elephant seal

[06:32:18] & Milambar eyes

[06:32:37] & Milambar 1927

[06:33:03] & Milambar head covering

[06:33:06] & Milambar head scarf

[06:33:13] & Milambar head wig

[06:33:26] & Milambar head tooth

[06:33:40] & Milambar winston

[06:34:03] & Milambar edward, prince

[06:34:14] & Milambar add alcohol

[06:34:34] & Milambar brandy in wine

[06:34:56] & Milambar brandy or spiced

[06:35:07] & Milambar brandy or spiked

[06:36:20] & Milambar by rape

[06:36:25] & Milambar she raped him

[06:36:35] & Milambar 555

[06:36:48] & Milambar 900

[06:36:50] & Milambar 808

[06:36:52] & Milambar 800

[06:36:55] & Milambar 888

[06:37:01] & Milambar 850

[06:37:39] & Milambar rolling stones

[06:37:53] & Milambar Neil diamond

[06:38:09] & Milambar 1970

[06:38:22] & Milambar hes not that bloody old

[06:38:34] & Milambar yes

[06:38:41] & Milambar he converted to islam too

[06:38:43] & Milambar 1976

[06:39:01] & Milambar aliebns

[06:39:04] & Milambar aliens

[06:39:23] & Milambar major

[06:39:28] & Milambar Total Questions: 100

[06:39:28] & Milambar loulan (48 - 387 points) fensta (23 - 102 points) milambar (8 - 27 points) neo_nemesis (2 - 8 points) bigojisan (2 - 6 points)

[06:40:18] & Milambar now fuck off to bed

[06:40:22] & Milambar all of you

[06:40:32] & Milambar !bef

[06:41:26] & Milambar You've never beaten me yet

[06:41:29] & Milambar I let you win

[06:41:36] & Milambar liverpuddlan egos are so fragile

[06:42:10] & Milambar keep dreaming

[06:42:53] & Milambar you dream of getting laid, like all of us

[06:43:52] & Milambar fuel to drive to liverpool is more than my yearly income, right now

[06:44:27] & Milambar me? Manchester, western outskirts of

[06:45:16] & Milambar loulan: hence the joke about fuel being more than my yearly income :P

[06:45:51] & Milambar although, given all the shit going on in hormuz, its probably not far wrong

[06:46:37] & Milambar I mean, getting home would be free, I'd syphon Fensta's fuel tank empty

[06:46:51] & Milambar probably while he nicks my wheels

[06:46:59] & Milambar in typical liverpuddlan fashion

[06:47:05] & Milambar your pa does

[06:47:13] & Milambar and you drive it

[06:47:41] & Milambar Id nick your strongbow too

[06:48:27] & Milambar have you ever tried pear cider?

[06:48:50] & Milambar I was yesterday years old, when I learned Babycham was just pear cider

[06:50:02] & Milambar they cant advertise alcohol on tv anymore, iirc

[06:50:34] & Milambar one advert always sticks in my brain cell

[06:50:44] & Milambar "harp, stays sharp, to the bottom of the glass"

[06:51:08] & Milambar does harp even still exist

[06:51:26] & Milambar 3 arrows, iirc

[06:51:41] & Milambar carling black label is what I used to drink in my yoof

[06:52:13] & Milambar and diamond white

[06:52:32] & Milambar then as I got older, mead and brandy

[06:52:39] & Milambar then I stopped drinking

[06:53:19] & Milambar its just wine made from honey instead of grape must

[06:53:48] & Milambar theres an awesome flavour, sour cherry mead

[06:54:13] & Milambar naw, I bet you've never had real honey

[06:54:29] & Milambar the shit they sell in the stores is flavoured sugar syryp

[06:54:46] & Milambar I get real honey off a bee keeper

[06:55:02] & Milambar or used to, I hate it these days

[06:55:03] & Milambar lolol

[06:55:41] & Milambar yer not meant to eat it raw

[06:55:59] & Milambar add it to a cup of tea or coffee instead of sucrose

[06:56:05] & Milambar or bake with it

[06:56:40] & Milambar yes

[06:56:55] & Milambar loose leaf sencha with citrus peel

[06:57:15] & Milambar no, and I drink it out of a sports direct mug

[06:57:43] & Milambar exactly

[06:57:56] & Milambar perfect for cuppa-soup

[06:58:24] & Milambar I like asparagus and crutons

[06:59:16] & Milambar toasted bread, actually

[06:59:28] & Milambar toasted garlic bread

[07:00:10] & Milambar or a pot of soba noodles emptied into the cup

[07:00:40] & Milambar I love soba noodles

[07:00:53] & Milambar much more than ramadan noodles

[07:01:20] & Milambar dont like chow mein

[07:01:30] & Milambar I prefer japanese style noodles

[07:01:39] & Milambar soba or udon

[07:02:13] & Milambar chow mein literally means "soft noodles" m8

[07:02:41] & Milambar we don't have food, we culturally appropriated it all

[07:02:45] & Milambar from India

[07:03:35] & Milambar full english actually originates in Scotland

[07:03:37] & Milambar not England

[07:04:08] & Milambar I'll grant the bland sunday roast tho

[07:04:17] & Milambar that is english

[07:04:33] & Milambar lol

[07:05:07] & Milambar dude, once my pa left mom, we were lucky if we could afford beans on toast on sunday

[07:05:27] & Milambar mom worked as a nurse and pay was shite and rent expensive

[07:05:52] & Milambar in our skint days we had scouse

[07:05:59] & Milambar it was cheap to make and filling

[07:06:23] & Milambar onions, potatoes, and cormed beef

[07:06:30] & Milambar simmered for hours on the stove

[07:06:38] & Milambar served with picked beetroot

[07:06:53] & Milambar so is all beef

[07:07:05] & Milambar unless you go to a proper butchers

[07:07:28] & Milambar but its 8am

[07:07:31] & Milambar Im going to sleep

[07:07:36] & Milambar 7am

[07:07:38] & Milambar not 8am

[13:41:17] & Milambar Total Questions: 100

[13:41:17] & Milambar loulan (1 - 1 points)

[15:19:26] & Milambar Total Questions: 1

[15:19:26] & Milambar loulan (1 - 3 points)

[16:04:10] & Milambar Total Questions: 100

[16:04:10] & Milambar loulan (3 - 21 points)

[16:06:11] & Milambar Total Questions: 100

[16:06:11] & Milambar madafaka (1 - 5 points)

[17:35:23] & Milambar fron reddit: "I just got my dna profile back. IM SCOTTISH!" "As an actual scot, can I just say.. Go fuck yourself, yank. You're fucking American, not scottish."

[17:40:59] & Milambar T_D_H: exactly

[17:46:47] & Milambar yeah, ComputerTech is a young smelly fart

[17:48:42] & Milambar ComputerTech smells of old, pungent cheese

[17:48:51] & Milambar like, colby jack

[17:54:53] & Milambar kaitphone: good, can I ask what the cost estimate is?

[17:55:13] & Milambar holy shit

[17:58:40] & Milambar holy shit

[17:59:51] & Milambar nobody wants his kidneys

[18:03:08] & Milambar shes irish

[18:05:08] & Milambar eggs

[18:05:11] & Milambar yoink

[18:05:22] & Milambar kitty

[18:05:26] & Milambar yoink

[18:06:24] & Milambar I just watched a video about paraguay's worst disaster, where a mall caught fire, and all doors were then locked, to stop people fleeing the fire without paying for their goods

[18:06:45] & Milambar they were literally taking payment as burning debris from the ceiling was falling around them, before letting people out

[18:06:55] & Milambar over 400 people died

[18:07:05] & Milambar and 360 had life altering injuries

[18:07:47] & Milambar the initial court verdict was the locking of the doors to prevent the theft of goods was reasonable

[18:08:03] & Milambar after riots, a superior court altered that verdict

[18:08:18] & Milambar and jailed the owners, and security guards who enforced the lock-in

[18:09:06] & Milambar and by lock in, the guards actually drew weapons and fired upon the fire service, trying to force open the locked doors

[18:09:43] & Milambar "Nobody gets out alive, unless they pay."

[18:09:50] & Milambar is one quote attributed to the owner

[18:14:41] & Milambar the final verdict after the second trial was negligent homicide, the owner got 25 years, and died in jail after being raped. The owners son got 12 years in jail and is still in jail. The head of security got 5 years, and the principle shareholder who was present and confirmed the decision to lock all the people inside till they had paid, got 2 years

[19:04:17] & Milambar aye, and even further back than that, mcdonalds food used to be tasty

[19:06:49] & Milambar yes Boliver, clarify what claified butter is

[19:22:08] & Milambar american or british trillion?

[19:22:53] & Milambar American trillion is what, 100Bn? while the british trillion is 1BnBn

[19:24:18] & Milambar one thousand billion

[19:24:39] & Milambar American trillion, not british

[19:24:52] & Milambar same for billion

[19:25:04] & Milambar one million billion, duh

[19:26:18] & Milambar and to us, 1 million million is 1bn

[19:26:31] & Milambar though admittedly, we've mostly started using the US shite

[19:27:03] & Milambar We already do

[19:27:07] & Milambar King Prince Charles

[19:27:47] & Milambar without annesthetic

[19:28:24] & Milambar who?

[19:28:42] & Milambar mhmm

[19:30:12] & Milambar Boliver: can you tell me about the convicted rapist, that you allow to rule you

[19:31:03] & Milambar and steal all your monies

[20:07:29] & Milambar Total Questions: 100

[20:07:29] & Milambar cloudlan (13 - 150 points) papafrog (5 - 24 points) peorth (3 - 7 points) t_d_h (1 - 3 points)

[21:01:57] & Milambar Total Questions: 100

[21:01:57] & Milambar raya (6 - 28 points) cloudlan (3 - 20 points) dragon (1 - 5 points)

[21:36:29] & Milambar Total Questions: 20

[21:36:29] & Milambar evilcarebear (13 - 117 points) dragon (3 - 18 points)

[23:31:23] & Milambar well god evolved you with two feet

[23:31:50] & Milambar shoulda rented a uhaul

[23:32:00] & Milambar how are you

[23:33:50] & Milambar I hope you're not drink driving

[23:34:07] & Milambar okay good

[23:34:46] & Milambar can't roadcamp in the back of the audi?

[23:35:10] & Milambar I thought that was popular in the US these days

[23:35:21] & Milambar people converting large cars, and small trucks to campers

[23:35:45] & Milambar something I'm mildly against

[23:36:04] & Milambar because I know how fucked most peoples DIY skills are, so they are probs not safe

[23:36:07] & Milambar haha

[23:36:34] & Milambar how much is the hotel?

[23:36:48] & Milambar Fuckin ouch

[23:36:58] & Milambar is it a 6* hilton?

[23:37:59] & Milambar Hampton by Hilton's aren't usually that expensive

[23:38:25] & Milambar yikes

[23:42:26] & Milambar I cut my thumb earlier today

[23:42:28] & Milambar it hurts

[23:42:48] & Milambar I had to cut a plank of wood, to extend the length of a shelf

[23:43:04] & Milambar thumb got in the way of the saw

[23:53:17] & Milambar elcasey_road: worst hotel for me was a super8 motel in NYState, fuckers put me next to the stairwell, and 2 vending machines, one of which was refridgerated

[23:54:26] & Milambar elcasey_road: the thing is, at the time I was working for my dad.. IN the hotel and hospitality industry (he owned hotels)

[23:54:34] & Milambar so I knew that trick..

[23:54:38] & Milambar when you hate the guest

[23:54:51] & Milambar I have nfc why they took a hate to me tho

[23:56:25] & Milambar I would have picked my room, but didn't know the hotel layout

[23:56:40] & Milambar I did get them to move me on the 2nd day

[23:56:58] & Milambar Moved to a nice corner room

[23:57:31] & Milambar lol

[23:57:52] & Milambar but that is how I discovered reeces peanut butter cups

[23:58:00] & Milambar thats what the vending machine was full of

[23:58:40] & Milambar you fire up the IDE insive VIM

[23:58:45] & Milambar *inside

[23:59:14] & Milambar I prefer gVIM over VIM tho, I must admit

[23:59:32] & Milambar graphical VIM

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