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[00:16:11] @ Boliver feeling antagonistic

[00:16:22] @ Boliver How is ComputerTech

[00:16:51] @ Boliver I did just put some Johnnie Walker Red into a pepsi

[00:17:09] @ Boliver and now I am sipping it

[00:17:29] @ Boliver very

[00:17:41] @ Boliver I want to fly

[00:18:17] @ Boliver Do you want to hear a pathetic tale of Boliver?

[00:19:24] @ Boliver When I was real young, perhaps 7, I believed that my batman costume cape gave me the power to gracefully glide unharmed like batman from reasonable heights... Like a garage for example

[00:19:58] @ Boliver So I jumped from a rooftop in batman costume and broke my leg ;p

[00:20:22] @ Boliver does it have albums

[00:20:46] @ Boliver Ok

[00:21:21] @ Boliver meh so just text

[00:21:45] @ Boliver chmod a+x

[00:22:49] @ Boliver loulan: He needed the iran war to distract from the epstein files now he needs the epstein files to distract from how badly the iran war is going

[00:23:10] @ Boliver loulan: I voted for the other team

[00:23:50] @ Boliver Hey, I can be an imperialist and a socially liberal at the same time

[00:24:24] @ Boliver It's not that difficult

[00:24:59] @ Boliver it's not rape if he's willing

[00:27:46] @ Boliver We're invading france tomorrow again loulan

[00:28:32] @ Boliver Freedom Fries are back on the menu, boys!

[00:29:25] @ Boliver I'm only good for 70wpm

[00:29:59] @ Boliver no

[00:33:18] @ Boliver https://sharey.org/n1LOdC.png

[00:33:25] @ Boliver not good computertech

[00:33:59] @ Boliver there I showed you mine

[00:34:03] @ Boliver now show me yours

[00:35:41] @ Boliver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

[00:35:52] @ Boliver PUMP UP THE JAM

[01:08:56] @ Boliver there's a song about that

[01:09:00] @ Boliver .ut I drink alone

[01:09:05] @ Boliver .yt I drink alone

[01:09:56] @ Boliver :)

[01:10:21] @ Boliver 20:09:51 <~ComputerTech> she tried to get me preganant man <-- add quote

[01:10:43] @ Boliver how

[01:11:26] @ Boliver ComputerTech: She wants your baby batter

[01:11:58] @ Boliver always stick ur dick in crazy

[01:12:52] @ Boliver mmm ass can be nice

[01:16:04] @ Boliver yup

[01:16:28] @ Boliver nein

[08:37:05] @ Boliver oh hai ;)

[08:37:35] @ Boliver some asshole woke me up at 2 AM and it's 3:37 AM now

[08:37:58] @ Boliver tws?

[08:38:06] @ Boliver s/tws/yes

[08:38:59] @ Boliver sacrificial lamb

[08:39:34] @ Boliver neat

[08:39:54] @ Boliver are you hot or not jgvx

[08:40:04] @ Boliver I can assure ComputerTech is not.

[08:40:41] @ Boliver not hot

[08:41:13] @ Boliver you shhh, I'm trying to assess jgvx's hotness

[08:42:27] @ Boliver I'm like pervy santa clause

[08:42:34] @ Boliver I'm making a list and checking it twice

[08:42:55] @ Boliver Spring is in the air

[08:42:58] @ Boliver SPRING BREAK

[08:43:00] @ Boliver perfect time

[08:43:30] @ Boliver That's when all the Girls Gone Wild videos were made

[08:43:32] @ Boliver on spring break

[08:44:37] @ Boliver Speaking of doom

[08:44:41] @ Boliver PREPARE TO MEET YOURS

[08:45:10] @ Boliver !bang

[08:45:46] @ Boliver 3000v ought to do it

[08:48:31] @ Boliver nope

[08:48:35] @ Boliver too late

[08:48:45] @ Boliver Your destruction draweth neigh!

[08:50:51] @ Boliver jokes on you

[08:50:56] @ Boliver those assholes woke me up at 2 AM

[08:51:09] @ Boliver free cats!

[08:51:44] @ Boliver Smokey and Sunny were fighting

[08:51:59] @ Boliver Sunny has balls so he thinks he's top cat

[08:52:16] @ Boliver but he's the newest kitty and has the lowest social standing with the other cats

[08:52:43] @ Boliver Smokey is completely jealous of the new cat

[09:06:21] @ Boliver loulan Le pont de Londres est tombé.

[09:06:51] @ Boliver Je répète : le pont de Londres est tombé.

[09:07:06] @ Boliver That's a coded phrase.

[09:07:26] @ Boliver Yes but it's meaningless now. That was the coded phrase for when Queen Liz died

[09:07:43] @ Boliver That's how people would pass the information

[09:07:56] @ Boliver News people spent decades just practicing news reports of that

[09:09:12] @ Boliver So now I use it for nonsensical purposes.

[09:09:37] @ Boliver It didn't.

[09:09:49] @ Boliver I actually translated from English using my browser.

[09:10:01] @ Boliver I didn't learn a lick of french

[09:10:07] @ Boliver ComputerTech+-

[09:10:15] @ Boliver por que?

[09:10:22] @ Boliver chupe la verga

[09:10:36] @ Boliver bendejo

[09:10:43] @ Boliver yeah

[09:10:47] @ Boliver that

[09:11:07] @ Boliver Gargle the balls too when you're at it

[09:16:05] @ Boliver More than any Frenchman

[09:16:36] @ Boliver and yet still fewer than Bridget

[09:17:20] @ Boliver Brigitte

[09:17:24] @ Boliver my bad

[09:17:42] @ Boliver Brigitte Macron with her emacculate testicles

[09:17:59] @ Boliver Am I breaking french laws?

[09:18:27] @ Boliver Mission accomplished.

[09:18:45] @ Boliver Taunt the french was on my TODO

[09:19:25] @ Boliver Shut up you weiner wrangler Madafaka you aint fucked nobodys mother

[09:19:55] @ Boliver You might make someone a good bitch some day

[09:20:00] @ Boliver keep up the good work

[09:20:44] @ Boliver loulan: I had the week off

[09:21:40] @ Boliver I spent the week boning college twinks

[09:22:27] @ Boliver I am proud of that topic.

[09:22:42] @ Boliver But nearly died from dehydration.

[09:23:41] @ Boliver Those boner pills sure do give a headache

[09:24:17] @ Boliver Yes loulan

[09:24:53] @ Boliver except I'm too poor for the good ol cialis

[09:25:07] @ Boliver I have the old hard drugs - viagra

[09:25:16] @ Boliver generic viagra, at that

[09:26:00] @ Boliver $4 a pill for the GenericV

[09:26:09] @ Boliver yeah

[09:26:31] @ Boliver It's expensive to have a raging boner in America

[09:26:57] @ Boliver 24h+

[09:27:39] @ Boliver Sure I did.

[09:27:48] @ Boliver ABout 12 hours ago

[09:28:01] @ Boliver and about 24 hour before that

[09:28:31] @ Boliver I have media pn my phone to prove it actually ;p

[09:28:54] @ Boliver He said I'm not allowed to share

[09:29:04] @ Boliver No.

[09:29:47] @ Boliver if the photo wasn't undflattering I would send ;p

[09:29:55] @ Boliver *unflattering

[09:30:10] @ Boliver Yes loulan in January

[09:30:55] @ Boliver He's been a repeat consummator.

[09:31:42] @ Boliver Easier to get

[09:31:57] @ Boliver No strings attached

[09:32:05] @ Boliver No ComputerTech I am bi

[09:32:19] @ Boliver and my wife gave me a free pass

[09:32:59] @ Boliver oh yes ComputerTech

[09:33:28] @ Boliver If the guy was cute. You're disqualified.

[09:34:18] @ Boliver I didn't say I'd fuck me.

[09:34:42] @ Boliver I have no idea.

[09:34:49] @ Boliver I guess he likes my dick?

[09:37:01] @ Boliver https://sharey.org/4HiJzq.jpeg

[09:37:07] @ Boliver That's the only evidence you get

[09:37:09] @ Boliver loulan

[09:37:25] @ Boliver it's not porn

[09:37:27] @ Boliver just a txt

[09:37:30] @ Boliver screenshot

[09:38:14] @ Boliver Now you know

[09:38:26] @ Boliver Hey at least he cleaned his ass really good

[09:38:36] @ Boliver there was no foul odors

[09:38:53] @ Boliver !bang

[09:39:05] @ Boliver calibre: get fucked

[09:39:42] @ Boliver Because spring is in the air

[09:39:46] @ Boliver it's that time of year

[09:39:53] @ Boliver to get fucked

[09:40:18] @ Boliver Plus, that might be the viagra talking

[09:41:45] @ Boliver calibre: loulan wants to know your age sex and location

[09:42:44] @ Boliver yep

[09:44:28] @ Boliver I should go on to found the Bi Vibe Coding Nationalist Space Masons Society

[09:44:57] @ Boliver Nah if anything I'd be the communist

[09:45:14] @ Boliver Found them

[09:45:35] @ Boliver I am a fond of that loulan

[09:45:45] @ Boliver That's a great take on things

[09:46:43] @ Boliver I am not gay though. Just because I fuck girly boys doesn't mean I'm gay.

[09:48:51] @ Boliver I think everyone is bi and few are brave enough to admit it

[09:49:32] @ Boliver only a sith deals in absolutes

[09:51:08] @ Boliver ah yes the "all you faggots can suck my dick!" mentality ;D

[09:52:36] @ Boliver you're the newest loulan

[09:53:19] @ Boliver Hello runit. ASL

[09:53:34] @ Boliver I'm 41/yes please/Iowa

[09:54:32] @ Boliver What'a F1 in this context ComputerTech

[09:55:35] @ Boliver I can think of many F1 possibilities ComputerTech but F1 racing was the first thought

[10:04:18] @ Boliver As we speak another twink found my profile loulan and is communicating with me loulan

[10:06:41] @ Boliver Drew a 27 year old bi Alaskan native living in Iowa is a gay virgin and is looking to hook up loulan

[10:07:26] @ Boliver weasel used to live in San Francisco until about 3 weeks ago now he lives in Ohio somewhere

[10:09:00] @ Boliver weasel flaunting his half-naked twink pictures in the channel is why I downloaded Grindr app ;p

[10:09:38] @ Boliver ComputerTech is a natural born drinker.

[10:10:40] @ Boliver just remember in SF it's not gay if the balls don't touch is the rule there

[10:15:14] @ Boliver Kash Patel sends his regards

[10:16:26] @ Boliver ahahahahaha

[10:16:50] @ Boliver >I got a fucking mosquito bite on my toe<

[10:16:53] @ Boliver hahaha

[11:02:21] @ Boliver catch

[11:02:54] @ Boliver you can have the Orange cat that showed up randomly at my house in January

[11:02:59] @ Boliver and stayed as a freeloader

[11:03:13] @ Boliver he has balls1

[11:06:00] @ Boliver !babng

[11:06:02] @ Boliver !bang

[11:06:05] @ Boliver my pleasure

[11:06:14] @ Boliver hello OrangeJuice

[11:06:38] @ Boliver How's your day?

[11:06:46] @ Boliver Wanna arm wrestle?

[11:07:13] @ Boliver Damn right I'd win. I do more before 6 AM than you do all day ;p

[11:09:04] @ Boliver Oh, it didn't come naturally. It came with decades of training and discipline.

[11:10:42] @ Boliver I don't have many kinka.

[11:11:02] @ Boliver Uncountable.

[11:11:25] @ Boliver Because it's always changing

[11:11:31] @ Boliver Novelty is the kink

[11:12:07] @ Boliver Something can be uncountable not because it's a large number

[11:12:12] @ Boliver but because it's fluid

[11:12:54] @ Boliver it's like trying to count the atoms in your hand

[11:13:07] @ Boliver You can't really get an exact number

[11:14:20] @ Boliver I'll know it when I see it?

[11:16:49] @ Boliver I'm definitely not into exaggerated drag queens though. I can tell you this with certainty.

[11:38:55] @ Boliver loulan: do you think ComputerTech looks like Toby Keith?

[11:39:15] @ Boliver .yt Toby Keith - Should've Been A Cowboy

[11:40:35] @ Boliver hmm ok

[11:46:21] @ Boliver I don't agree with loulan's assessment

[11:46:38] @ Boliver I think ComputerTech is a toby-keith-looking-motherfucka

[11:47:01] @ Boliver yes and he's hideous

[11:48:06] @ Boliver I am not gay. And I already don't like you.

[11:49:58] @ Boliver https://sharey.org/BLO606.jpeg

[11:50:27] @ Boliver yes

[11:51:30] @ Boliver They're a -8.25

[11:51:45] @ Boliver they go up to -20

[11:54:01] @ Boliver yes, I agree with loulan's assessment, and your gayer 2nd pic is also kinda cute ;p

[11:55:19] @ Boliver 8===✊🏼=D💦😩

[11:56:23] @ Boliver ComputerTwink++

[11:57:03] @ Boliver https://sharey.org/u0DuBH.png = ComputerTwink

[11:57:19] @ Boliver No Madafaka

[12:00:16] @ Boliver Even under the effects of viagra, I cannot obtain an erection at CT's pics.

[12:00:28] @ Boliver No I am not Madafaka

[12:01:02] @ Boliver I'm serious. No boner. And I'm easy to rise.

[12:01:12] @ Boliver Nah

[12:01:49] @ Boliver I've seen that one.

[12:02:34] @ Boliver Don't get me wrong, you're not an ugly person, just not the kind of dude Boliver likes to boink ;D

[12:03:12] @ Boliver You're a liar.

[12:03:19] @ Boliver You're friends with ten million gays

[12:04:11] @ Boliver You're setting off everyone's gaydar.

[12:04:24] @ Boliver It's the long girly hair.

[12:04:56] @ Boliver of which I am totally not jealous at all x_x

[12:10:03] @ Boliver There it is. A frenchman, with a a stereotypical french tickler..

[12:10:56] @ Boliver .ud french tickler

[12:11:02] @ Boliver no

[12:11:04] @ Boliver no

[12:11:27] @ Boliver it's facial hair that tickles the vagina when you're down on it

[12:11:57] @ Boliver usually on the lower chin or lip

[12:13:28] @ Boliver My roast to loulan--loulan looks like he's had too much meth and has been up for too many years writing his dissertation

[12:14:14] @ Boliver How old are you loulan

[12:15:21] @ Boliver I want to cut his hair.

[12:15:34] @ Boliver loulan's poof.

[12:16:13] @ Boliver No

[12:18:14] @ Boliver What do you want to hear loulan?

[12:18:53] @ Boliver Sorry I can't think, all the blood has gone to my other organs

[12:19:11] @ Boliver kek

[12:20:13] @ Boliver loulan if CT is a 4 loulan is above a 5

[12:22:12] @ Boliver $tea loulan

[12:22:33] @ Boliver except respond to loulan

[12:23:04] @ Boliver it will still serve you tea when I ask it to

[12:23:24] @ Boliver It should rudely reject you service in the channel

[12:23:53] @ Boliver "I'm sorry Boliver but loulan is persona-non-gratis at this establishment"

[12:24:09] @ Boliver whatever

[12:24:59] @ Boliver I defer to your expertise.

[12:25:17] @ Boliver .trivia 1

[12:26:06] @ Boliver He probably asked AI

[12:26:55] @ Boliver /kick Trivia

[12:28:16] @ Boliver You ARE truly irish.

[12:30:05] @ Boliver Air

[12:30:24] @ Boliver Spirits

[12:30:47] @ Boliver Yep

[12:31:19] @ Boliver Naemuti neumati woah

[12:32:40] @ Boliver I'm not sure because the clothes are often already off when I get there?

[12:32:52] @ Boliver I don't think so

[12:33:50] @ Boliver My final answer is no.

[12:37:23] @ Boliver The only tranny I ever thought was hot was in a porn clip

[12:37:56] @ Boliver Well I've seen a few online in profiles that are kinda cute

[12:38:23] @ Boliver I don't think I've seen nae's picture to judge it

[12:40:01] @ Boliver wez never met one in person

[12:40:05] @ Boliver !bang

[12:40:10] @ Boliver !use 7

[12:41:20] @ Boliver You're a piccadilly

[12:41:47] @ Boliver you're a poet did ya know it?

[12:42:28] @ Boliver Computerly

[12:42:46] @ Boliver Tripod

[12:43:29] @ Boliver What do you call a cow with six legs?

[12:43:43] @ Boliver Hey get your dick out of my cow you pervert!

[12:44:22] @ Boliver yes

[12:44:53] @ Boliver Did you hear the one about the atheist dyslexic insomniac?

[12:45:09] @ Boliver He stayed up all night pondering the existence of Dog.

[12:46:01] @ Boliver I do.

[12:46:23] @ Boliver They're pretty cliche here.

[12:46:41] @ Boliver Being that my neighbors are cows.

[12:47:12] @ Boliver Cow pasture to the north of me and northwest is the owner

[12:47:51] @ Boliver in deadly's case, it's when you laugh your bowels out.

[12:48:32] @ Boliver Comic relief is bringing humor to a tense situation

[12:50:03] @ Boliver now it makes sense

[12:51:19] @ Boliver Well that was the first one I hadn't

[12:51:44] @ Boliver yes you have to be British to get it

[12:52:30] @ Boliver yes it is. But that's fair in comedy.

[12:56:18] @ Boliver How many frenchmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

[12:56:48] @ Boliver One, the rest have retreated. After arguing with it, he surrenders and signs a treaty.

[14:26:56] @ Boliver Welcome to the Loulan Pour Hour of Trivia

[14:27:15] @ Boliver in the channel where it's all trivia all the time

[15:01:38] @ Boliver from now on when ComputerTech says he has a dj event, I assume he's having a hookup with the IRC user dj

[21:52:06] @ Boliver hello my sexy and not-sexy friends

[22:40:36] @ Boliver :)

[23:22:26] @ Boliver Bardella. Tell me what you think loulan

[23:22:32] @ Boliver hi obereket

[23:22:59] @ Boliver obereket: I'm going to free you from a lot of trouble and worry. There is no God.

[23:23:11] @ Boliver It's all made up!

[23:23:29] @ Boliver If there is, then he is a cruel evil man unworthy of your worship

[23:24:12] @ Boliver Any more questions or concerns?

[23:24:37] @ Boliver Well, what did you do?

[23:24:49] @ Boliver Confess your sins to #computertech

[23:25:03] @ Boliver What's got you worried? Did you see a dick and like it?

[23:25:47] @ Boliver They didn't have cameras back then.

[23:26:06] @ Boliver It's not a photograph - picture - it's art that's all it is.

[23:26:36] @ Boliver I am not atheist. I am a deist actually.

[23:26:49] @ Boliver I may not be the god of this universe but I'm creator of the next one.

[23:27:26] @ Boliver it's santa for adults

[23:27:39] @ Boliver but the reason we have it loulan

[23:27:45] @ Boliver is to comfort people

[23:27:48] @ Boliver when they encounter death

[23:27:59] @ Boliver I am not opposed to comforting people

[23:28:38] @ Boliver even if it requires me to "make believe"

[23:29:21] @ Boliver anyway, wish me luck in my endeavors to create the next universe.

[23:31:17] @ Boliver My plan is to upload into the cloud and persist as a human cloud instance, creating a dyson swarm to use the sun's energy to propel our star closer to the galactic core so I can make a dyson swarm around our galactic core Sagitarius A Star.

[23:31:42] @ Boliver then keep that going until the heat death of the universe - 2 trillion years or so

[23:31:47] @ Boliver and BANG make a new one

[23:32:12] @ Boliver no obereket if there was a devil he's already defeated

[23:32:50] @ Boliver The Matrix but with a hive mind and clones.

[23:32:59] @ Boliver like Agent Smith in the Real World

[23:33:50] @ Boliver or like Pluribus

[23:33:59] @ Boliver more like Rick Sanchez tho

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