IRC Driven

[00:22:05] & loulan Boliver, your president just said, "I'm going to take a few questions. You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex."

[00:22:07] & loulan discuss.

[00:22:50] & loulan Boliver, have you considered that you might have elected Zapf Brannigan in the White House?

[00:23:25] & loulan that's what you claim, but your constant imperialism and nationalism

[00:23:29] & loulan makes that doubtful

[00:23:38] & loulan 🤔

[00:23:49] & loulan maybe you made a mistake

[00:23:54] & loulan I hear voting in the US is complicated

[00:24:04] & loulan many boxes to tick

[00:24:07] & loulan and stuff

[00:24:17] & loulan here you don't tick boxes

[00:24:34] & loulan if you wrote anything on your ballot, it would be considered void

[00:24:36] & loulan so no ticks

[00:24:48] & loulan uuuh I mean

[00:25:27] & loulan it boggles the mind

[00:25:44] & loulan how do you guys don't have murderous thoughts as soon as you leave the house

[00:25:53] & loulan not*

[00:26:00] & loulan I guess

[00:26:15] & loulan ComputerTech should live in the US

[00:26:52] & loulan he's so why not

[00:26:55] & loulan msdlkfqmlsdkfj

[00:26:57] & loulan who not

[00:27:00] & loulan dlkfjqmdlkjf

[00:27:01] & loulan why not

[00:27:04] & loulan sorry I can't type tonight

[00:27:09] & loulan I should probably sleep

[00:27:22] & loulan but why not

[00:27:27] & loulan you wouldn't mind or notice the assholes

[00:27:30] & loulan you don't here

[00:27:39] & loulan 🤔

[00:28:01] & loulan Boliver: please focus on iran

[00:29:03] & loulan hurr durr

[00:29:32] & loulan me

[00:29:39] & loulan given that I can't type tonight

[00:29:42] & loulan you'll win

[00:30:00] & loulan I'll show you mine~~

[00:30:15] & loulan taking a picture ~~

[00:30:35] & loulan woah you got the joke

[00:30:36] & loulan congratulations

[00:40:31] & loulan Awesome! You type with the speed of 88 WPM (402 CPM). Your accuracy was 98%. Congratulations!

[00:40:37] & loulan 99WPM is pretty impressive

[00:40:39] & loulan lol

[00:41:14] & loulan well I'm happy with my 88 WPM

[00:41:17] & loulan it's nough for trivia

[00:41:32] & loulan enough*

[00:43:09] & loulan Awesome! You type with the speed of 89 WPM (385 CPM). Your accuracy was 97%. Congratulations!

[00:43:12] & loulan a little better

[00:44:34] & loulan Awesome! You type with the speed of 91 WPM (391 CPM). Your accuracy was 94%. Congratulations!

[00:44:38] & loulan I'm progressing!

[00:44:43] & loulan accuracy getting worse though

[00:44:46] & loulan lol

[00:44:56] & loulan I don't have my contacts and I can't find glasses

[00:45:00] & loulan not optimal

[00:46:26] & loulan but I think don't handle the mistakes well

[00:54:17] & loulan his talking voice is meh though

[00:54:25] & loulan and his singing voice too

[00:54:30] & loulan but his fucking voice damn

[00:54:50] & loulan ah yes

[00:54:54] & loulan elton john porn

[00:54:58] & loulan that's all I watch

[00:56:08] & loulan I'm not ashamed

[00:56:29] & loulan why do all these girls keep insulting you all day ComputerTech

[00:56:33] & loulan is it a fetish

[00:56:38] & loulan I guess it's because you ahve power here

[00:56:41] & loulan makes them horny

[00:58:14] & loulan ban the bot

[00:58:19] & loulan and the koala

[01:00:09] & loulan she's in new caledonia

[01:00:12] & loulan too far

[01:00:14] & loulan she won't hear you

[01:00:39] & loulan ~

[01:07:33] & loulan ComputerTech it's friday night

[01:07:36] & loulan and you're a party guy

[01:07:40] & loulan what areyou doing on your computer

[01:08:24] & loulan :/

[01:08:44] & loulan drinking alone?

[01:08:47] & loulan not good

[01:09:40] & loulan this poor megan

[01:09:55] & loulan angie?

[01:09:59] & loulan I mix them up

[01:10:05] & loulan poor angie

[01:10:16] & loulan flirting with this 30 yo right under her eyes

[01:10:23] & loulan she probably cries herself to sleep every night

[01:10:50] & loulan hole in condom

[01:10:56] & loulan ComputerTech's life is like a sitcom

[01:12:14] & loulan date a man

[01:12:23] & loulan what it works

[01:12:38] & loulan a man with cats?

[01:13:05] & loulan it's kinda true that the music you listen to is gay

[01:13:27] & loulan like the only dudes I've known IRL who listened to pop music all the time like that

[01:13:30] & loulan were gay

[01:15:11] & loulan listen to some manly stuff, ComputerTech!!!

[01:15:14] & loulan .yt YEAAEHAHEAHEAHEA

[01:15:24] & loulan likhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

[01:15:26] & loulan like this ^

[01:15:29] & loulan !bang

[01:15:59] & loulan Boliver's favorite song

[01:16:02] & loulan mine too

[01:16:09] & loulan favorite

[01:16:15] & loulan I don't use UK spellings

[01:16:18] & loulan thank you very much

[01:18:54] & loulan .trivia

[01:19:03] & loulan yolk

[01:19:13] & loulan I win

[01:19:19] & loulan yes

[01:19:24] & loulan .skip

[01:20:12] & loulan kilogram

[01:20:23] & loulan rare

[01:20:25] & loulan rareware

[01:20:28] & loulan nintendo

[01:20:49] & loulan doc

[01:21:01] & loulan hm

[01:21:05] & loulan .skip?

[01:21:24] & loulan red, yellow, blue, white

[01:21:29] & loulan red, yellow, blue, green

[01:21:37] & loulan red, yellow, blue, black

[01:21:53] & loulan if only you could type fast

[01:21:55] & loulan :/

[01:22:06] & loulan doesn't seem so

[01:22:16] & loulan .skip

[01:22:29] & loulan hmm

[01:22:30] & loulan daguerre

[01:22:37] & loulan thomas edison

[01:22:46] & loulan uv

[01:22:49] & loulan ultraviolet

[01:22:51] & loulan fluorescent

[01:22:55] & loulan black

[01:23:17] & loulan thomas edison

[01:23:18] & loulan lol

[01:26:07] & loulan agree, acknowledge

[01:26:20] & loulan agree, actionable

[01:26:29] & loulan f???

[01:26:33] & loulan -20

[01:26:36] & loulan -10

[01:26:39] & loulan minus twenty one

[01:26:50] & loulan minus fifty one

[01:26:54] & loulan minus fifty two

[01:26:58] & loulan minus fifty six

[01:27:08] & loulan hi~

[01:28:01] & loulan rudolf valentino

[09:06:48] & loulan hm

[09:06:57] & loulan okay ?

[09:07:10] & loulan really

[09:09:19] & loulan well I'm glad it taught you a bit of French

[09:10:02] & loulan ComputerTech~

[09:10:08] & loulan please teach some spanish to Boliver

[09:10:15] & loulan or some irish

[09:10:23] & loulan we need to educate him

[09:10:41] & loulan pendejo*

[09:12:39] & loulan your mom has balls

[09:16:29] & loulan indeed

[09:16:32] & loulan she has many balls

[09:17:50] & loulan far right talking point

[09:17:52] & loulan you're definitely maga

[09:18:08] & loulan no you're just being an idiot

[09:18:52] & loulan brigitte macron has far bigger issues than having balls

[09:18:54] & loulan she's a pedo

[09:20:33] & loulan the shift at mickyD's must have been rough

[09:20:51] & loulan too much idleness then

[09:22:55] & loulan death by snu snu

[09:24:01] & loulan oh

[09:24:13] & loulan so it's the cialis that makes you so angry

[09:24:21] & loulan aight

[09:25:31] & loulan generic cialis exists too

[09:26:06] & loulan wtf

[09:26:13] & loulan that's the price of a box of generic cialis here

[09:26:15] & loulan :P

[09:26:46] & loulan but doesn't viagra only work for like an hour

[09:26:48] & loulan seems annoying

[09:27:29] & loulan alright so let's be real Boliver

[09:27:34] & loulan you didn't bang any twinks this week

[09:27:37] & loulan we all know that

[09:27:45] & loulan did you spend your week off taking viagra every 24 hour

[09:27:47] & loulan s

[09:27:53] & loulan and just masturbating?

[09:28:37] & loulan send the screenshot

[09:28:40] & loulan and the picture of the twink

[09:29:01] & loulan he lives in canada~

[09:29:06] & loulan he goes to a different school~

[09:29:11] & loulan you wouldn't know him~

[09:29:58] & loulan did you find him on grindr

[09:30:20] & loulan man you're way gayer than I thought

[09:31:07] & loulan why don't you fuck women

[09:31:13] & loulan are men easier to get

[09:31:16] & loulan or is it preferences

[09:32:02] & loulan bi

[09:32:11] & loulan but I didn't think he was *that* bi

[09:32:39] & loulan oh yeah the wife on another continent

[09:32:46] & loulan and fucking twinks on grindr

[09:32:48] & loulan such a bizarre life

[09:33:46] & loulan wait but surely ComputerTech is cuter than you

[09:34:32] & loulan but then why does the hot twink fuck you

[09:34:38] & loulan 🤔

[09:34:48] & loulan the hot non-photogenic twink

[09:37:49] & loulan me too since I read this text

[09:38:06] & loulan I didn't realize sexual desolation and depravation was so bad in iowa

[09:38:24] & loulan I guess it explains things

[09:41:03] & loulan calibre: asl

[09:41:42] & loulan are you a twink

[09:41:49] & loulan we have a guy who can help

[09:42:35] & loulan idk some fully vibe coded bi space masonist

[09:44:45] & loulan yeah go fight these fully automated gay space communists

[09:45:08] & loulan alright then you can join them I guess

[09:45:23] & loulan https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Fully_Automated_Luxury_Gay_Space_Communism

[09:45:30] & loulan I forgot the luxury

[09:45:32] & loulan damn

[09:46:07] & loulan well I knew you were into full automation, communism, and luxury

[09:46:10] & loulan today I learned you're gay af

[09:46:49] & loulan bi

[09:48:59] & loulan absolutely not

[09:49:30] & loulan but I think that's how homophones think

[09:49:39] & loulan homophobes*

[09:49:42] & loulan lol

[09:49:53] & loulan since they've been attracted to both genders all of their lives

[09:50:04] & loulan and had to make an effort to not fuck the same gender

[09:50:09] & loulan they think everyone is like that

[09:50:13] & loulan and that therefore it's a choice

[09:52:08] & loulan who are all these new people

[09:52:56] & loulan I've been here for years

[10:03:20] & loulan i feel like all americans here are lgbt+ or maga

[10:03:23] & loulan there is no in between

[10:03:50] & loulan so the only solution if we want to get rid of trump

[10:03:53] & loulan is to turn more of them gay

[10:04:16] & loulan Boliver, do your bidding

[10:14:58] & loulan hi~~

[10:16:50] & loulan one of these morons who lead the US ender votes for

[11:09:39] & loulan how is being busy in the early morning help with arm wrestling

[11:09:45] & loulan helping*

[11:10:26] & loulan it's probably a kink

[11:10:32] & loulan dude's a bit weird

[11:10:55] & loulan how many kinks do you have

[11:11:16] & loulan okay

[11:11:32] & loulan uh

[11:30:40] & loulan !bang

[11:30:45] & loulan ha!

[11:30:48] & loulan got you

[11:30:54] & loulan and I murdered the animal

[11:31:01] & loulan hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[11:39:08] & loulan I have no idea who toby keith is

[11:40:14] & loulan not really

[11:46:40] & loulan are you sure you've seen ComputerTech before

[11:46:56] & loulan ComputerTech: send us a selfie

[11:47:04] & loulan Boliver too while we're at it

[11:47:10] & loulan let's compare

[11:47:17] & loulan OrangeJuice: let's grade them

[11:47:40] & loulan well Boliver fucks men so he might know what he's talking about

[11:48:00] & loulan that's homophobic

[11:48:17] & loulan OrangeJuice: for real?

[11:48:39] & loulan ComputerTech: selfie pls

[11:49:05] & loulan alright

[11:50:22] & loulan are you using her hair as a wig

[11:51:22] & loulan these glasses seem crazy strong

[11:53:28] & loulan you look gayer than Boliver in the second pic

[11:53:36] & loulan what's this tank top

[11:53:48] & loulan !bang

[11:54:25] & loulan aww

[11:54:52] & loulan that looks like a completely different person

[11:55:10] & loulan I like skinny~

[11:55:35] & loulan okay but you don't look like this singer dude

[11:55:37] & loulan like jesus maybe

[11:55:49] & loulan so what

[11:55:59] & loulan you can be an atheist and look like jesus

[11:56:01] & loulan how is that related

[11:57:01] & loulan when you were 19 maybe

[11:57:25] & loulan who isn't

[11:57:52] & loulan hmm can't you hide in front

[11:57:54] & loulan or on the side

[11:57:58] & loulan or something

[11:58:47] & loulan you could play in a scandinavian metal band

[11:59:49] & loulan ah yeah pretty hot in the last one

[11:59:52] & loulan Boliver: ^

[12:00:14] & loulan see

[12:08:35] & loulan https://sharey.org/AD4Hgm.jpg

[12:08:37] & loulan from thursday

[12:10:30] & loulan what's a tickler

[12:11:19] & loulan I'm sorry what

[12:12:17] & loulan I never got complaints

[12:13:42] & loulan that's called being old

[12:14:25] & loulan same as you

[12:15:18] & loulan damn

[12:15:37] & loulan I have lots of superdry t shirts yes

[12:16:08] & loulan is that a kink Boliver

[12:17:11] & loulan https://sharey.org/en7Esi.jpg

[12:17:14] & loulan here with longer hair

[12:17:16] & loulan better?

[12:18:30] & loulan idk some kinky stuff

[12:19:57] & loulan it's the viagra

[12:20:26] & loulan whoo that's average

[12:20:50] & loulan well he likes twinks

[12:21:02] & loulan <3

[12:22:22] & loulan this bot does everything

[12:22:47] & loulan true

[12:22:50] & loulan lol

[12:24:00] & loulan grata*

[12:25:45] & loulan gaolers

[12:26:19] & loulan :/

[12:26:31] & loulan .trivia

[12:26:38] & loulan italy

[12:27:22] & loulan are you drinking acohol

[12:27:25] & loulan alcohol

[12:27:30] & loulan alone, at 1PM on a saturday

[12:29:58] & loulan .trivia 1

[12:30:03] & loulan tyres

[12:30:06] & loulan tires

[12:30:08] & loulan air

[12:30:11] & loulan breathing

[12:30:24] & loulan spirals

[12:30:28] & loulan gg

[12:30:37] & loulan I guess they're made of thin air

[12:31:43] & loulan ever slept with a tranny Boliver

[12:33:04] & loulan what

[12:36:01] & loulan trying your luck with Naemuti?

[12:40:05] & loulan !bang

[12:40:22] & loulan .trivia 1

[12:40:34] & loulan is there a brit ehre

[12:40:36] & loulan here*

[12:40:40] & loulan piccadilly line

[12:41:28] & loulan piccadilly sounds so silly

[12:43:02] & loulan lol

[12:43:04] & loulan I like that one

[12:43:17] & loulan lol

[12:43:53] & loulan it's american humor

[12:43:56] & loulan less subtle

[12:44:19] & loulan he knows so many jokes

[12:45:24] & loulan but it should be agnostic

[12:45:26] & loulan not atheist

[12:45:55] & loulan I don't get deadly's joke

[12:47:11] & loulan what is comic relief

[12:48:26] & loulan okay apparently some british charity

[12:48:31] & loulan presumably for little brown shits

[12:49:03] & loulan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_Relief

[12:49:08] & loulan I think that's what the joke is about

[12:50:18] & loulan ah see you hadn't understood either

[12:51:28] & loulan I'm only talking about that one

[12:51:52] & loulan it's discriminatory

[13:19:19] & loulan !bang

[13:51:20] & loulan .trivia

[13:52:06] & loulan voice box

[13:52:11] & loulan .strivia

[14:29:34] & loulan what

[14:29:48] & loulan I'm not even playing?

[14:31:30] & loulan do I usually play at this hour

[14:31:39] & loulan what

[14:31:40] & loulan who are you

[14:32:09] & loulan 🤔

[14:32:48] & loulan what kind of party at 2:32PM needs a DJ

[15:04:07] & loulan not everyone bones men, Boliver

[15:13:15] & loulan !bang

[15:14:04] & loulan .trivia

[15:14:22] & loulan albuquerque

[15:14:25] & loulan alexandria

[15:14:29] & loulan albatross

[15:14:45] & loulan who knows

[15:15:01] & loulan .skip

[15:15:11] & loulan daytona

[15:15:22] & loulan sandy

[15:15:37] & loulan .skip

[15:15:47] & loulan rabbit

[15:15:51] & loulan .strivia

[15:15:53] & loulan .trivia

[15:15:59] & loulan allan

[15:16:02] & loulan alan

[15:16:17] & loulan but it's wrong

[15:16:19] & loulan it's allan

[15:16:22] & loulan D:

[15:16:33] & loulan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Allan_Poe

[15:16:51] & loulan january 1 1969

[15:17:04] & loulan to be your boyfriend

[15:17:27] & loulan sodomy

[15:17:43] & loulan she sex

[15:18:09] & loulan what

[15:18:53] & loulan the valley

[15:19:06] & loulan 15 minutes

[15:19:08] & loulan 7 minutes

[15:19:12] & loulan fifteen minutes

[15:19:14] & loulan ah yes

[15:19:17] & loulan three hours

[15:19:19] & loulan very sudden

[15:19:32] & loulan universal studios

[15:20:00] & loulan cylinder

[15:20:08] & loulan I don't understand the question

[15:20:24] & loulan and I have a bachelor's in mathematics

[15:20:25] & loulan D:

[15:20:31] & loulan cylindroid

[15:20:40] & loulan parasite

[15:20:49] & loulan 1945

[15:20:51] & loulan 1946

[15:21:12] & loulan 1947

[15:21:13] & loulan 1948

[15:21:16] & loulan 1949

[15:21:18] & loulan 1950

[15:21:26] & loulan never heard of her

[15:21:28] & loulan 1951

[15:21:31] & loulan 1941

[15:21:33] & loulan 1931

[15:21:35] & loulan 1961

[15:21:37] & loulan 1971

[15:21:39] & loulan 1921

[15:21:41] & loulan 1911

[15:21:44] & loulan thanks

[15:21:47] & loulan one

[15:21:55] & loulan zaire

[15:22:17] & loulan I don't understand the question

[15:22:25] & loulan I don't understand the answer

[15:22:30] & loulan confucious

[15:22:32] & loulan confucius

[15:22:37] & loulan oscar wilde

[15:23:12] & loulan is bullwinkle an american thing

[15:23:16] & loulan it seems to be a CGI movie from 2000

[15:23:33] & loulan aspirin

[15:23:42] & loulan cup of

[15:23:44] & loulan cup of tea

[15:23:47] & loulan tea

[15:23:52] & loulan have cup of tea or coffee

[15:24:21] & loulan shellfish

[15:24:33] & loulan graceland

[15:24:50] & loulan fun in graceland

[15:24:53] & loulan idk

[15:25:29] & loulan that sounds like a great movie

[15:25:45] & loulan elton john

[15:25:48] & loulan ComputerTech's favorite singer

[15:25:59] & loulan you would know

[15:26:16] & loulan afghanistan

[15:26:21] & loulan iran's

[15:26:29] & loulan maracas

[15:26:33] & loulan women

[15:26:51] & loulan castagnet

[15:26:53] & loulan castagnets

[15:26:59] & loulan castanets

[15:27:49] & loulan puff daddy and his donkey

[15:28:02] & loulan no?

[15:28:20] & loulan moroni

[15:28:33] & loulan ecuador

[15:28:36] & loulan yes

[15:28:40] & loulan bolivia

[15:28:41] & loulan by a moron

[15:28:45] & loulan joseph smith

[15:29:06] & loulan the dude called the angel MORONi, called the religion MORmON

[15:29:15] & loulan and nobody caught that he was trolling

[15:29:15] & loulan somehow

[15:29:32] & loulan amarillo

[15:29:42] & loulan montan

[15:29:45] & loulan a

[15:29:48] & loulan smith

[15:30:01] & loulan I like playing with you Number1Stunna

[15:30:06] & loulan I kinda enjoy the taunting

[15:30:11] & loulan truman

[15:30:21] & loulan oh the father of justin

[15:30:30] & loulan ernest hemingway

[15:30:40] & loulan muhammed ali

[15:31:00] & loulan meh

[15:31:03] & loulan .skip?

[15:31:51] & loulan he was trying to find a picture of you

[15:31:53] & loulan to see if you're hot

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