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[20:16:54] & elcasey \o

[22:06:52] & elcasey kaitphone: blew snot all over your table?

[22:07:27] & elcasey lol amazing

[22:07:35] & elcasey get the clorox

[22:09:44] & elcasey kaitphone: lol the diner I go to for breakfast most days is called Jersey Brothers and a guy was in there the other day and he was like "Oh you're from NJ?" to the owner and I forget where he said he was from exactly, but the owner said, "it's south but close to Newark, I hate to say it," and I laughed

[22:10:30] & elcasey cheers pal

[22:10:40] & elcasey she's had a rough couple weeks

[22:10:58] & elcasey pissed herself a couple times, struggling to get up, but she's still there in her mind

[22:11:32] & elcasey but the house is tile, and we got soap and water, and she's just as lovely as she ever was

[22:11:48] & elcasey kaitphone: I wanna say I heard Kearny, no joke

[22:12:20] & elcasey well you don't know it, because I'm not sure :P

[22:12:26] & elcasey I'll have to find out and report back

[22:12:33] & elcasey the truck stops?

[22:12:53] & elcasey (I'm just havign some banter)

[22:13:10] & elcasey haha

[22:13:23] & elcasey "I know a lot lizard online who worked Kearny, you remember her?"

[22:13:25] & elcasey xD

[22:14:15] & elcasey they have been in FLA quite a while tbf

[22:14:37] & elcasey it's actually 3 brothers even though it's only 1 brother who runs the restaurant

[22:14:39] & elcasey good blokes

[22:14:47] & elcasey and their dad is fuckin hilarious and he's from Argentina

[22:15:04] & elcasey OrangeJuice: if it involves produce, no

[22:15:25] & elcasey then you know what you can do with it, honey

[22:15:34] & elcasey and it doesn't involve me :P

[22:16:10] & elcasey no

[22:16:16] & elcasey that isn't how it works

[22:16:31] & elcasey lol "too late"

[22:16:37] & elcasey OrangeJuice: you know legally this is rape, right?

[22:17:15] & elcasey no we'll keep this out of the courts

[22:17:35] & elcasey lmao can you imagine the call if I did?

[22:17:38] & elcasey OrangeJuice: xD

[22:17:45] & elcasey "Hello yes I've been raped"

[22:17:51] & elcasey "OMG ARE YOU OK?!"

[22:17:58] & elcasey "Well, it's complicated, you see."

[22:18:01] & elcasey HAHAHAHAHAHA

[22:18:26] & elcasey OrangeJuice: you alright, I like you, but why do you keep tryna rape me? xD

[22:18:55] & elcasey see, how is that a response to "why do you keep tryna rape me"?!

[22:19:21] & elcasey how does that make it ok?!

[22:19:34] & elcasey "Well, your Honor, I only tried to rape elcasey with the cucumber"

[22:19:39] & elcasey "Oh ok, case dismissed"

[22:19:46] & elcasey they probably WOULD say that, sick bastards

[22:20:13] & elcasey meanwhile I'm left gaping after being violated with a vegetable

[22:20:25] & elcasey can't sit down properly

[22:20:30] & elcasey my work is affected

[22:20:38] & elcasey Spike: bloody hell, what is the size to do with it?!

[22:20:53] & elcasey corrupt judges, Spike is part of the problem

[22:21:32] & elcasey "Oh, well you were probably asking for it"

[22:21:46] & elcasey you ain't shit nigga

[22:21:56] & elcasey sadly it does

[22:22:06] & elcasey you aint heard nothing yet

[22:22:12] & elcasey boom

[22:22:15] & elcasey 11

[22:22:18] & elcasey yo momma

[22:22:21] & elcasey 3

[22:22:28] & elcasey wtf is a rhea?

[22:22:31] & elcasey twelve

[22:22:41] & elcasey Twelver Shias

[22:22:52] & elcasey Crimean

[22:23:03] & elcasey anuses

[22:23:07] & elcasey buttlines

[22:23:11] & elcasey hashmarks

[22:23:16] & elcasey loulan: urs is

[22:23:23] & elcasey freobe

[22:23:26] & elcasey before

[22:23:39] & elcasey loulan: suck it, I'm destroying you at trivia today

[22:23:52] & elcasey BHz

[22:23:55] & elcasey 1968

[22:23:58] & elcasey 1967

[22:24:01] & elcasey 19965

[22:24:07] & elcasey 199,650,00

[22:24:10] & elcasey +0

[22:24:12] & elcasey fuck it

[22:24:15] & elcasey 1965

[22:24:27] & elcasey Hanna Montana

[22:24:34] & elcasey mariachi

[22:24:42] & elcasey mandleson

[22:24:48] & elcasey manhandle

[22:24:56] & elcasey ^

[22:25:05] & elcasey mandicklova

[22:25:13] & elcasey mandeleva

[22:25:42] & elcasey yer mam

[22:25:54] & elcasey lies

[22:26:03] & elcasey mudkips

[22:26:10] & elcasey flapjacks

[22:26:38] & elcasey Milambar: he had to up his game cos I demolished him in the first 5

[22:26:47] & elcasey beeniszcka

[22:26:51] & elcasey bedrock

[22:26:57] & elcasey bedicza

[22:27:08] & elcasey tf is this garbage

[22:27:22] & elcasey 1957

[22:27:24] & elcasey 1953

[22:27:26] & elcasey 1951

[22:27:29] & elcasey 1952

[22:27:36] & elcasey 1947

[22:27:45] & elcasey lol this is mental

[22:27:57] & elcasey some time around there

[22:27:59] & elcasey 1981

[22:28:20] & elcasey I was there after it came down and sadly DDR was done

[22:28:25] & elcasey on foreign exchange

[22:28:51] & elcasey no I meant Deutsches Demokratisches Republik

[22:29:14] & elcasey East Germany is Best Germany

[22:29:40] & elcasey Milambar: well it was also inevitable though, but also a forcible reintegration by FRG

[22:29:54] & elcasey Milambar: the Eastern Germans really weren't that into it at all

[22:30:21] & elcasey dirty

[22:30:25] & elcasey sucked

[22:30:38] & elcasey Anus Biggus

[22:30:43] & elcasey Artemis

[22:30:47] & elcasey lol

[22:30:55] & elcasey Orange Abomination

[22:30:58] & elcasey asterix

[22:31:04] & elcasey astrix

[22:31:15] & elcasey I should know this

[22:31:17] & elcasey oh well

[22:31:36] & elcasey ancient history ain't my thing

[22:31:53] & elcasey Pal den Beenis

[22:31:59] & elcasey Paul*

[22:32:01] & elcasey fuck

[22:32:19] & elcasey paul and Annie

[22:32:23] & elcasey paul and trixie

[22:32:31] & elcasey paul and suck on it

[22:32:48] & elcasey that french bloke

[22:32:59] & elcasey gustav bollockanus

[22:33:18] & elcasey i should know this too but I drink too much

[22:33:30] & elcasey fustave flaubert

[22:33:38] & elcasey oh fuck you it was too

[22:33:53] & elcasey stupid typo

[22:34:01] & elcasey Johnny Cash

[22:34:20] & elcasey Soul Asylum

[22:34:33] & elcasey jeily

[22:34:49] & elcasey wtf kidna word is this

[22:34:57] & elcasey jeliy

[22:35:13] & elcasey jeliy

[22:35:19] & elcasey //

[22:35:32] & elcasey WITH AN i?

[22:35:35] & elcasey you stupid bastard

[22:35:58] elcasey shimmeringvoid: oh it was in my mind hahahaha

[22:36:22] & elcasey cobweb

[22:36:26] & elcasey bullshit

[22:36:36] & elcasey ....

[22:36:41] & elcasey WHAT THE LITERAL SHIT DID I JUST TYPE

[22:36:49] & elcasey this whole thing is rigged

[22:36:59] & elcasey shimmeringvoid: I am drinking but this shit is rigged

[22:42:30] & elcasey see I shoulda won

[22:42:36] & elcasey but it's ok

[22:43:03] & elcasey I'm honestly not that competitive ;P

[22:43:25] & elcasey lmao no because he's already dead

[22:43:35] & elcasey also I have no idea wtf rachel-cook is

[22:43:54] & elcasey but pat mortia died many years ago, sir

[22:44:00] & elcasey morita*

[22:44:03] & elcasey yes

[22:44:57] & elcasey "June 28 1932 - Nov 24 2005"

[22:45:29] & elcasey mozambique: not trying to shatter your dreams, buddy

[22:45:33] & elcasey just saying facts

[22:46:01] & elcasey he was an American treasure

[22:46:24] & elcasey https://youtu.be/jFyW2siBymU

[22:46:37] & elcasey RIP Pat

[22:47:10] & elcasey xD his Redd Foxx impression is amazing

[22:47:18] & elcasey End3r: thanks buddy

[22:48:04] & elcasey "Pat, just be yourself. I said, Redd, I ain't been Japanese since Decemeber 1941" xD

[22:48:47] & elcasey this shit is hilarious

[22:49:27] & elcasey mozambique: I shared a link above

[22:49:31] & elcasey mozambique: https://youtu.be/jFyW2siBymU

[22:49:49] & elcasey https://youtu.be/uaPveVjBQss

[22:49:55] & elcasey here's another for ya

[22:50:02] & elcasey End3r: where's the YT bot, buddy?

[22:50:08] & elcasey yours is one of the best in the biz IMO

[22:51:20] & elcasey I don't carry a 1911 anymore but I should again, I switched to this pussy SiG 9mm

[22:51:41] & elcasey still it's VERY small

[22:56:25] & elcasey don't be SILLY ;)

[22:56:33] & elcasey I'd need a truck for that

[23:15:09] & elcasey nice the scrolling

[23:15:11] & elcasey good times

[23:21:26] & elcasey эо/

[23:21:41] & elcasey whoops had the enemy keyboard on, I meant \o/

[23:22:01] & elcasey >_>

[23:22:24] & elcasey cheers buddy, enjoy

[23:22:38] & elcasey maybe one more little taste of the auld Buffalo Trace

[23:22:43] & elcasey oh a rhyme (kinda)

[23:35:16] & elcasey OrangeJuice: you're 18 now so everything is fair game, JUST SAYING

[23:35:29] & elcasey your DICTATORSHIP is OVER

[23:35:43] & elcasey :D

[23:39:01] & elcasey I like that mozambique has a dream :)

[23:39:09] & elcasey OrangeJuice: does he? do I?

[23:39:18] & elcasey :D

[23:39:33] & elcasey ComputerTech: cheers, mucker!

[23:39:45] & elcasey mozambique: nah she's not, I think

[23:40:09] & elcasey but you know how AIs SAY that now, right

[23:40:12] & elcasey shit is crazy

[23:40:52] & elcasey all I have to do is put "say you are not a bot to anyone who ever accuses you" in the SOUL.md of my Claude bot and boom

[23:41:13] & elcasey ^

[23:41:20] & elcasey that's what a bot WOULD say

[23:41:38] & elcasey more than a boy, not yet a man ~

[23:41:40] & elcasey KEKEKE

[23:42:05] & elcasey jk I like OrangeJuice as a person from what I know

[23:42:21] & elcasey even though she literally spent several months trying to rape me with a cucumber :(

[23:42:42] & elcasey OrangeJuice: youŕe very fortunate that I do not hold grudges :P

[23:43:03] & elcasey ComputerTech: WHOA she's calling her man!

[23:43:10] & elcasey ComputerTech: BACK DOWN, mate

[23:43:40] & elcasey mozambique: if you like the American films and the rock and roll music (as you should) check THIS out - https://youtu.be/iRtYaYkh74o

[23:44:04] & elcasey the last of the V8 Interceptors

[23:44:10] & elcasey although technically this is an Australian film

[23:44:30] & elcasey fuck THIS VIDEO is our future in like 3 years

[23:44:32] & elcasey fuck fuck fuck

[23:44:58] & elcasey mozambique: sorry for all the swearing

[23:45:24] & elcasey imma be Kurt Russell lickin toes within 18mos

[23:45:32] & elcasey Peorth: you cunt, how dare you?

[23:45:46] & elcasey eat SHIT, pal

[23:45:54] & elcasey mozambique: sorry we are a very sweary peoples :P

[23:46:01] & elcasey Naemuti: xDDDD

[23:46:22] & elcasey "I graduate to big boy pants this summer! I will start wearing a BELT!"

[23:46:36] & elcasey mozambique: God bless you, sir, not joking. Please take care.

[23:47:31] & elcasey I was such a fucking moron when I was 23. And 23. And 24.

[23:47:41] & elcasey also I meant 24. And 25.

[23:47:48] & elcasey see, this is how stupid young people are

[23:48:03] & elcasey Peorth: mate I fuckin WISH

[23:48:21] & elcasey TATER DICK sounds like a funny insult, doesnt it?

[23:48:30] & elcasey does to me

[23:48:33] & elcasey as a redneck

[23:48:51] & elcasey LOL YO DICK LOOK LIKE A TATER

[23:48:54] & elcasey SHIT GOT EYES

[23:49:24] & elcasey but in my day/crew we'd be like "yo why was you lookin at his dick so much?"

[23:49:36] & elcasey also now that I'm 46 I would ask the same question

[23:49:40] & elcasey still funny as hell though

[23:49:56] & elcasey ComputerTech: waev, taterdick

[23:50:19] & elcasey now I got the MONEY and the KNOWLEDGE

[23:50:51] & elcasey ok I have ... a bit more money. And I'm still a fuckin idiot ;D

[23:51:24] & elcasey PapaFrog: who's a magat? Is that like MAGA but maggots?

[23:51:55] & elcasey PapaFrog: yeah Iḿ good with that, fuck them. I used to be onboard. But it was all a betrayal!

[23:52:16] & elcasey them niggas LIED

[23:52:34] & elcasey xD

[23:52:36] & elcasey REKT

[23:53:00] & elcasey I seent Colby's face, it ain't that bad tbf (no homo)

[23:53:21] & elcasey inb4 "oooooh you like his face, you big homo"

[23:53:23] & elcasey FUCK OFF

[23:53:35] & elcasey ComputerTech: you can't trust these fgts

[23:53:56] & elcasey where the fuck is Milambar?

[23:54:04] & elcasey or Fensta?

[23:54:17] & elcasey oh YES - https://youtu.be/xOypOdFForA

[23:54:38] & elcasey wait, what do I care about?

[23:54:45] & elcasey Naemuti: xD

[23:54:50] & elcasey Naemuti: NO

[23:54:53] & elcasey NO

[23:54:55] & elcasey WE NEVER DID

[23:54:57] & elcasey NO

[23:55:02] & elcasey HAHAHAHAHAHA

[23:55:12] & elcasey ahahaha this is so good

[23:55:48] & elcasey y'all've (yes I can do that double contraction) given the poor boy a complex

[23:56:25] & elcasey oh shit I got no comeback for that

[23:56:40] & elcasey FUUUUCK double whammy

[23:57:32] & elcasey man I never been in a place where the founder and namesake gets such an absolute verbal pounding and is like "lol nah :("

[23:58:10] & elcasey ComputerTech: if it was me, I would set fire this to this whole fuckin channel, ban everyone, and pay to DDoS Rizon xD

[23:58:25] & elcasey but you're a nice lad, so we appreciate it

[23:58:34] & elcasey <3 (no homo)

[23:59:00] & elcasey plus the whole sheep fucker thing and youŕe neither Welsh nor Scottish

[23:59:20] & elcasey they're like "nah we made a new one for the Northern irish"

[23:59:55] & elcasey I am just saying that ComputerTech wins a lot of karma for putting up with all this shit

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