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[00:29:55] @ Fensta not as cool as candyman

[00:30:48] @ Fensta thats just another saturday night :P

[00:31:09] @ Fensta rude

[00:32:48] @ Fensta lol too soon

[01:34:25] @ Fensta are you norwegian alterego

[01:34:40] @ Fensta ello btw

[01:35:00] @ Fensta evening mate

[01:36:45] @ Fensta come to england, its safe here :P

[01:37:12] @ Fensta yeh it's shit but at least we aint lunatics AlterEgo_

[01:37:41] @ Fensta safe from mad ppl who wanna shoot u or elect a crazy fucker as president

[01:38:07] @ Fensta true, it is shit that weed etc is illegal

[01:38:59] @ Fensta we dont stab at all, only in london is that a thing, americans have listened to trump saying all we do is stab each other. i'ver never known anyone getting stabbed

[01:39:24] @ Fensta americans are badly educated on what england is like

[01:39:44] @ Fensta u listen to an orange nutter and believe what he says

[01:39:53] @ Fensta couldnt be less true

[01:40:24] @ Fensta i'm ok, bit drunk n stoned elcasey, yaself ? :)

[01:41:03] @ Fensta lol n1

[01:41:39] @ Fensta 2.41 here, u need to move to a better timezone

[01:41:45] @ Fensta where its earlier

[01:42:45] @ Fensta what is a proper fag ? :)

[01:43:08] @ Fensta there are many diff types of smoke mon amis

[01:43:17] @ Fensta -s

[01:43:46] @ Fensta vapes make me cough like a bastard

[01:43:55] @ Fensta the weed ones

[01:44:30] @ Fensta i will resist many jokes

[01:44:51] @ Fensta only southerners in england call em fags, northern people call em ciggies

[01:45:34] @ Fensta does it taste like a cig or is it some fruity flavour ?

[01:45:53] @ Fensta if i could get a vape that tasted like embassy regal cigs i'd switch

[01:46:07] @ Fensta ello duck

[01:46:24] @ Fensta that doesnt sound great AlterEgo_ :P

[01:46:58] @ Fensta no comment

[01:49:19] @ Fensta i haven't had whisky since i passed out on a bottle of jack daniels, i don't remember anything about that night

[01:50:00] @ Fensta pro drink, i clearly aint a pro

[01:50:47] @ Fensta i aint american Naemuti , hanging on in quiet desperation is the english way

[01:51:25] @ Fensta i wanna die the day after AlterEgo_

[01:51:39] @ Fensta hangovers are a pain

[01:51:59] @ Fensta i wish, i'm doomed to live to be 140

[01:52:31] @ Fensta heh

[01:52:42] @ Fensta whas happening in 187 days Naemuti ?

[01:53:29] @ Fensta been there , crazy folk

[01:53:41] @ Fensta gl with that

[01:54:17] @ Fensta pear are rock hard until 1 day when they become ripe, then they go mushy n shit

[01:54:41] @ Fensta heh

[01:55:10] @ Fensta i did new york on no money, doing it with enough to avoid the really shit areas would probably be cooler

[01:55:44] @ Fensta worse , i lived in a jewish summer camp

[01:56:18] @ Fensta at least it wasnt a concentration camp :P

[01:56:42] @ Fensta i started off in new york but the summer camp was in massachusetts

[01:57:06] @ Fensta i was a dishwasher too :/

[01:57:29] @ Fensta yeh, not the best job

[01:58:12] @ Fensta yeh i 've had a bunch of random jobs , none of em were great

[01:58:29] @ Fensta lol

[01:58:51] @ Fensta not sure there's a market for songs about grannies with big tits

[01:59:22] @ Fensta i'm arite mil , yaself ?

[01:59:34] @ Fensta ugh

[01:59:49] @ Fensta enough to make u wanna go the doctors ?

[01:59:53] @ Fensta or think it'll pass

[02:00:33] @ Fensta might as well, although be aware that u might have to go get a camera shoved up yer wrongun

[02:00:50] @ Fensta i did, wish i never mentioned it :P

[02:01:16] @ Fensta loooooved howard jones in the 80s, my idol, along with jean michel jarre

[02:01:35] @ Fensta aye similar here, they removed 5 pollips

[02:02:15] @ Fensta couldnt feel it thankfully, cept the camera up my arse which was highly uncomfortable

[02:02:37] @ Fensta lol 18 ? man

[02:02:59] @ Fensta ur body sounds fucked up :)

[02:03:41] @ Fensta when u get old enuff you will have to go thru that stuff AlterEgo_ :P

[02:04:04] @ Fensta 3 paki's working the camera in me

[02:04:18] @ Fensta guess they're the only people would agree to do that for a living

[02:04:35] @ Fensta yeeeeeeeeh , change of subject.......

[02:04:45] @ Fensta hah

[02:05:27] @ Fensta u had an entire team eh

[02:06:17] @ Fensta tbh the worst part was taking the drinks the night before that flush out your bowels, man thats uncomfortable

[02:06:30] @ Fensta only for medical reasons !

[02:06:54] @ Fensta yeh they were rank

[02:06:59] @ Fensta mango lol yup

[02:07:14] @ Fensta you dont shit, u piss out your arse

[02:07:23] @ Fensta its pure liquid hideousness

[02:07:38] @ Fensta i wouldnt advise it

[02:08:09] @ Fensta so uncomfortable , was running to the toilet every 10 mins

[02:10:02] @ Fensta only posh people own those

[02:10:31] @ Fensta my posh auntie n uncle had one , i tried it once, felt really weird

[02:11:54] @ Fensta are u greek or somethin

[02:12:50] @ Fensta weirdo

[02:13:14] @ Fensta buy a beard clipper and shave that shit off

[02:13:23] @ Fensta u werewolf

[02:14:07] @ Fensta airwolf rocked, especially the theme music

[02:14:31] @ Fensta makes a great ringtone

[02:15:13] @ Fensta coool as

[02:15:46] @ Fensta proper 80s shit

[02:15:57] @ Fensta ur a decade out :P

[02:17:16] @ Fensta i loved the noise that airwolf heli made when doing a flyby, so coooool

[02:17:36] @ Fensta u know too much :P

[02:18:05] @ Fensta :)

[02:18:30] @ Fensta whats up with the pup ?

[02:18:56] @ Fensta terminator 2 was the last movie i saw in a cinema

[02:19:10] @ Fensta not so much a pup then :/

[02:19:15] @ Fensta best of luck to it

[02:19:37] @ Fensta yeh theyre all the best fuckin dog ever

[02:19:41] @ Fensta cool things

[02:20:07] @ Fensta its a bastard that they don't live longer

[02:20:30] @ Fensta do yuz remember "blue thunder" ? that was another helicopter show

[02:20:33] @ Fensta in 80s

[02:20:59] @ Fensta :)

[02:21:05] @ Fensta brb

[02:27:48] @ Fensta also known as a "Queef"

[02:28:26] @ Fensta it takes will power to not laugh when banging a woman and that sound happens

[02:30:05] @ Fensta warren zevon had a coupla decent tunes

[02:31:38] @ Fensta we don't need no education

[02:32:12] @ Fensta sounds like a floyd "the wall" characature"

[02:33:26] @ Fensta i've had teachers send me home with a black eye, cuts on back of neck etc. they didn't fuck around in the 80s

[02:33:42] @ Fensta these days theyd get fired n sued

[02:34:13] @ Fensta heh that's somethin at least

[02:34:51] @ Fensta i dug event horizon until it turned into a horror movie, thought it was just a sci fi :/

[02:34:54] @ Fensta then eeeeek

[02:38:01] @ Fensta thats like people that win the lottery but don't quit their job

[02:38:08] @ Fensta they like the routine

[02:38:37] @ Fensta he looks a bit fruity on that album cover

[02:38:46] @ Fensta no offence to him

[02:39:16] @ Fensta shut up or i'll abuse you

[02:39:25] @ Fensta :P

[02:39:57] @ Fensta i tried, it's not the vibe i'm into at the moment, i'm listening to progressive metal shit

[02:41:01] @ Fensta shitty disease

[02:41:52] @ Fensta if i could fight cancer in a street fight i would love to kicks its face in

[02:42:38] @ Fensta it's depressing , change of subject

[02:43:25] @ Fensta mmm pepperoni pizza

[02:44:38] @ Fensta haven't we all Naemuti

[02:44:50] @ Fensta sooo, on a cheeier note......

[02:45:57] @ Fensta soo, ur cat can sing ? u realise that makes u sound kinda mental

[02:46:11] @ Fensta hah , sigh

[02:46:41] @ Fensta tme to roll another

[02:47:03] @ Fensta haha n1 kait

[02:51:23] @ Fensta i've heard of the band name but don't know any of their songs, they didn't make it to UK

[02:51:34] @ Fensta shitty mate :/

[02:51:47] @ Fensta me maa went last year from the same thing :/

[02:52:02] @ Fensta thats cool man

[02:53:16] @ Fensta yup it beats being sad

[02:53:42] @ Fensta i keep getting tears behind my eyes when i remember me maa, i should focus on the good times instead but its hard

[02:54:14] @ Fensta we all know someone who's gone from the C

[02:54:38] @ Fensta i have 3 actual guitars but am shit at playing them :P

[02:54:48] @ Fensta i'm better at air guitar

[02:55:46] @ Fensta same , just me and my dad now

[02:56:01] @ Fensta its not ideal but what can ya do

[02:56:22] @ Fensta can u pay all my bills plz milambar :P

[02:59:40] @ Fensta lending money to friends isnt the best , i "lent" 140 quid to a mate online and he conveniently forgot to pay it back

[03:00:01] @ Fensta i won't say anythin to him about it tho, cos i know he has nothing

[03:00:33] @ Fensta i've leant this person like 1000 quid+ over the years

[03:00:38] @ Fensta i'm a mug

[03:00:56] @ Fensta heh

[03:01:41] @ Fensta he's younger than me :P

[03:02:25] @ Fensta i feel sorry for him, the cunt doesnt even own a fridge or an oven

[03:02:32] @ Fensta \o/

[03:03:46] @ Fensta didn't know he died, but i'm at an age were lots of people are dying

[03:04:02] @ Fensta people that seem to still be young to me

[03:04:41] @ Fensta it's sad man

[03:04:59] @ Fensta well , at least he wrote a tune about it

[03:05:09] @ Fensta driving home

[03:06:26] @ Fensta hear ya mil, i need a car to carry home a few crates of cider

[03:06:33] @ Fensta can't be arsed walking em home

[03:07:03] @ Fensta lol u lightweight milambar

[03:07:10] @ Fensta man up n get pissed

[03:07:38] @ Fensta you might be the only person in this chan who is sober

[03:08:04] @ Fensta nah , its just what ur into , some dig bein wasted, some are fine being sober

[03:08:20] @ Fensta rather u than me :P

[03:08:58] @ Fensta plz don't , my ass is fragile

[03:09:28] @ Fensta but u wanna cover my ass in treacle

[03:09:35] @ Fensta suspicious :P

[03:10:11] @ Fensta i only found out last week that molasses is the american word for treacle

[03:10:14] @ Fensta who knew eh

[03:10:51] @ Fensta vk2bio, it's not the best conversation thats ever happened in this chan tbh

[03:11:32] @ Fensta the general lee reminds me of dukes of hazard

[03:11:56] @ Fensta that car was cool

[03:12:18] @ Fensta these days it would be seen as racist cos it had a hazard flag on the roof

[03:12:47] @ Fensta i wouldnt fancy either mil , both rank

[03:13:14] @ Fensta nothing, people now tho can't tolerate a hazard county flag

[03:13:22] @ Fensta its a swastika to them

[03:13:31] @ Fensta err no

[03:13:54] @ Fensta i did hear of parkin cake the other day when watching adam richman eats england

[03:14:23] @ Fensta i see

[03:14:50] @ Fensta the coolest car that i recall from my youth was the starsky n hutch one

[03:14:56] @ Fensta a gran torino ?

[03:15:16] @ Fensta red with some cool white stripe shit on it

[03:15:41] @ Fensta the series was cooler

[03:15:53] @ Fensta yeh its horribly sad vk2bio

[03:16:11] @ Fensta lol

[03:16:24] @ Fensta the delorian from back to the future was kinda good

[03:17:02] @ Fensta lotus were nice

[03:17:14] @ Fensta esprit and elance

[03:17:53] @ Fensta nah u'll live forever , u highlander :)

[03:18:25] @ Fensta moving down silently throughout the ages

[03:18:44] @ Fensta noone knew were among them, until now.........

[03:19:12] @ Fensta a ferrari enzo milambar, ya can't beat a ferrari :)

[03:20:15] @ Fensta it's a pisser that clint retired from making n starring in movies

[03:20:45] @ Fensta lol yeh he's earnt his retirement , i just loved all his movies

[03:21:28] @ Fensta his son looks sooooo like him

[03:21:40] @ Fensta seen him in a few movies

[03:22:00] @ Fensta scott eastwood

[03:22:12] @ Fensta nickleback :/

[03:22:39] @ Fensta not a fan :P

[03:23:15] @ Fensta lol i just want one i can fit a pool table in

[03:23:54] @ Fensta i know that name, whats glenn frey's most famous song ?

[03:24:08] @ Fensta semi recall it from the 80s

[03:24:11] @ Fensta nah

[03:24:22] @ Fensta or 90s

[03:24:35] @ Fensta memory is fucked when i'm drunk, and i'm waaaaaasted

[03:24:50] @ Fensta jeez another one gone eh :/

[03:25:23] @ Fensta i thought ozzy was immortal, apparently not

[03:25:43] @ Fensta keith richards will live forever tho, like a cockroach

[03:26:31] @ Fensta ah he was in the Eagles

[03:27:28] @ Fensta nah, i dunno what i was thinkin of, maybe just know him from the eagles, or he had a song that was in a movie

[03:28:01] @ Fensta heh

[03:28:32] @ Fensta best thing about the eagles is don henley

[03:29:30] @ Fensta the boys of summer is one of my favourite songs of all time

[03:29:47] @ Fensta reminds me of living in america for a while, that playing on the radio

[03:29:58] @ Fensta yeh :)

[03:30:09] @ Fensta lol

[03:30:34] @ Fensta u can rest now :P

[03:31:41] @ Fensta i can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun

[03:32:09] @ Fensta that stuffs expensive man

[03:32:41] @ Fensta also i don't have my own place to i get told to "turn it down" every night by my dad

[03:32:57] @ Fensta must be nice to play music at the loud volume it deserves

[03:33:53] @ Fensta "the best of the eagles" is the best selling album of all time apparently

[03:34:13] @ Fensta it was released before they did hotel california

[03:34:20] @ Fensta which isn't on that album

[03:35:05] @ Fensta i'm so bored of that song tbh

[03:35:16] @ Fensta heard it too many times

[03:35:33] @ Fensta lying eyes is a nice one

[03:43:29] @ Fensta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI&list=RD8AHCfZTRGiI&start_radio=1

[03:43:51] @ Fensta thats my favourite johnny cash song, cover of 9 inch nails

[03:44:08] @ Fensta also it's nice n easy to play on guitar

[03:44:18] @ Fensta nah it#'s a bit miserable :)

[03:44:35] @ Fensta amen

[03:45:09] @ Fensta deep

[03:45:53] @ Fensta blame trent reznor fpr writing it

[03:46:12] @ Fensta i prefer the cash version to the nin ver

[03:46:58] @ Fensta reznor sadi that johnny cash made this song his own , and semi admitted than johnny cash version was better than nin's

[03:47:20] @ Fensta yeh it's sad lyrically

[03:47:49] @ Fensta maybe we should listen to some cheerier stuff

[03:48:10] @ Fensta i like you casey, dunno about love :P

[03:48:27] @ Fensta hehe

[03:48:58] @ Fensta i can always appreciate having a pint with someone

[03:49:17] @ Fensta jeez thats old

[03:49:44] @ Fensta i remember as a kid seeing "sham 69" spray painted on a wall , graffiti style

[03:49:52] @ Fensta in the punk ere late 70s

[03:50:07] @ Fensta :)

[03:50:24] @ Fensta fuck tea, that shits orrible, prefer cider, the best english invention

[03:50:44] @ Fensta if i acted my age i'd be dead

[03:50:54] @ Fensta never thought i'd live this long

[03:51:19] @ Fensta nice cockney spelling :P

[03:52:03] @ Fensta i assumed i'd die at jesus type age, 32 ish

[03:52:16] @ Fensta now i;m 54, what a piss take

[03:52:26] @ Fensta haha init

[03:52:47] @ Fensta us modern people live to be 90+

[03:53:00] @ Fensta although i'm a smoker so hopefully not that long

[03:53:12] @ Fensta and an alcoholic

[03:53:40] @ Fensta gits

[03:54:25] @ Fensta love that fella

[03:54:33] @ Fensta well, his music

[03:54:41] @ Fensta boss singer

[03:55:05] @ Fensta that's some high octave he sings at, u can do that ?

[03:55:20] @ Fensta i was a world class singer, until my voice broke

[03:55:50] @ Fensta i got asked to join the liverpool boys choir but turned it down because i preferred to play football

[03:55:54] @ Fensta and it clashed

[03:56:00] @ Fensta also it seemed gay

[03:56:28] @ Fensta :)

[03:57:51] @ Fensta i used to be decent on piano n guitar, but stopped playing for years and now i lost my technique

[03:58:13] @ Fensta jon is very good

[03:58:17] @ Fensta yes

[03:59:10] @ Fensta jon and vangelis

[04:01:03] @ Fensta lol

[04:01:10] @ Fensta randy travis is arite man

[04:02:53] @ Fensta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rinB5pYqA&list=RD77rinB5pYqA&start_radio=1

[04:03:03] @ Fensta from "war of the worlds"

[04:03:09] @ Fensta love this song

[04:05:25] @ Fensta us oldies tend to have decent taste in music, we aint listening to taylor swift or bieber

[04:05:49] @ Fensta brb, more cider.......

[04:08:48] @ Fensta n1 , it's part of the war of the world album

[04:09:11] @ Fensta which is by jeff wayne, and definitely worth a listen

[04:09:58] @ Fensta its a cool line man

[04:11:01] @ Fensta heh, weird platy on long way to tipperrary

[04:11:08] @ Fensta *play

[04:12:29] @ Fensta heh , its called Zimbabwe now

[04:12:54] @ Fensta england is very multi cultural

[04:13:09] @ Fensta ur likely to meet a lot of immigrants

[04:13:25] @ Fensta london is on a diff level tho, that place is nuts

[04:13:47] @ Fensta round here it's mostly polish people

[04:13:59] @ Fensta no idea why

[04:14:22] @ Fensta ah cmon status quo are a 3 chord band :P

[04:14:39] @ Fensta they were never great , even tho i kinda liked em in the 70s

[04:15:08] @ Fensta "whatever ya want" me fave of theres

[04:15:30] @ Fensta the lead singer rotted away his nose by doing so much cocaine

[04:16:04] @ Fensta got that single 7" vynil downstairs somewhere

[04:16:07] @ Fensta bought it

[04:16:13] @ Fensta init :)

[04:16:43] @ Fensta yeh this one was arite

[04:17:00] @ Fensta you take yer choice

[04:17:19] @ Fensta while snorting a masive bowl of cocaine

[04:17:41] @ Fensta heh thanks for the link , havent heard this in ages

[04:17:43] @ Fensta takes me back

[04:18:00] @ Fensta nah i don't that kinda stuff anymore, just ale n hash

[04:18:16] @ Fensta this tune is kinda cheery :)

[04:18:23] @ Fensta hear ya mon

[04:18:57] @ Fensta u seem to know all the words, fair play

[04:19:02] @ Fensta my memory aint that good

[04:19:35] @ Fensta it's literally been decades since i heard it, all our parents loved this band

[04:20:01] @ Fensta any house ya went to in the early 80s were playing shit shit

[04:20:07] @ Fensta *this shit

[04:20:34] @ Fensta even i aint old enuff to remember 1974, was born in 71 :P

[04:20:43] @ Fensta but yeh i know the tune

[04:20:56] @ Fensta deeper n down

[04:21:43] @ Fensta old music is funny, takes ya back to nice feelings

[04:22:12] @ Fensta rock n roll man

[04:23:44] @ Fensta no idea, i never thought about the lyrics

[04:23:55] @ Fensta i just like the music n harmones

[04:24:27] @ Fensta of most music, i really dunno many words to songs

[04:24:45] @ Fensta i'm listenin to van halen

[04:25:42] @ Fensta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n4g1bGITLc&list=RD_wI3tbBk1PA&index=3

[04:25:53] @ Fensta never milambar !

[04:26:20] @ Fensta this is on a playlist of random metal , old n new

[04:26:52] @ Fensta yeh man, i hate it when people say hagar version is shit and only dave lee roth was cool

[04:26:56] @ Fensta i love em both !

[04:27:32] @ Fensta i need to learn this on piano

[04:27:37] @ Fensta seems tricky

[04:27:44] @ Fensta brb rolling

[04:28:08] @ Fensta !!!

[04:29:06] @ Fensta what time is it there ?

[04:29:29] @ Fensta it's still early man

[04:29:53] @ Fensta 05:29:53

[04:30:05] @ Fensta fuck time

[04:30:19] @ Fensta lol i quit every time i run out

[04:30:24] @ Fensta then start again

[04:30:38] @ Fensta it is everything !

[04:31:13] @ Fensta it's turned as far as i'm concerned

[04:31:23] @ Fensta i'm happy enuff

[04:31:34] @ Fensta right now !

[04:33:09] @ Fensta i fuckin loved rainbow as a kid, i had a denim jacket with a bunch of band patches on it, rainbow was one of em

[04:33:32] @ Fensta livers are overrated Naemuti :P

[04:34:27] @ Fensta can always buy one on he black market

[04:35:26] @ Fensta it could be worse :P

[04:36:00] @ Fensta dont be a lightweight

[04:36:02] @ Fensta keep goin

[04:36:09] @ Fensta never quit !

[04:36:54] @ Fensta love this song - https://youtu.be/pQ9pYwCKopE?list=PLoIh3u70c_PKEjlagdBAK3cEe_wXKSee2

[04:37:02] @ Fensta its so happy

[04:37:50] @ Fensta smile metal

[04:38:14] @ Fensta turn your head my waaaaayeeeee

[04:38:57] @ Fensta so good

[04:39:27] @ Fensta he's deffo old enuff to dance

[04:40:37] @ Fensta i've never been to sharp on guessing who's a woman and who's a dude on irc

[04:41:38] @ Fensta do you have a short haircut Naemuti ?

[04:41:54] @ Fensta k nm

[04:42:23] @ Fensta the ellen page hair cut make me mistake em for a teenage boy

[04:43:09] @ Fensta apparently she's called "elliot page" now, has done a transition, voice is a lil bit deeper, hormone stuff

[04:43:30] @ Fensta chickn leg is best i can get :P

[04:43:50] @ Fensta i do, a lot

[04:44:24] @ Fensta hose off ? :)

[04:44:33] @ Fensta did u roll in mud or somethin

[04:44:45] @ Fensta heh gnite mate :)

[04:44:56] @ Fensta loloooooo k

[04:46:27] @ Fensta sleep if u can, try not to have nightmares about the weird convo's we've had tonight in here

[04:47:13] @ Fensta nn squire

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