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Friday, April 3, 2026

[01:45:56] & Milambar oh Fensta is awake

[01:52:22] & Milambar Fensta: incorrect

[01:52:26] & Milambar its 240

[01:52:28] & Milambar not 140

[01:53:31] & Milambar why not the little pear?

[01:54:05] & Milambar Naemuti: there was one, called Apricot

[01:57:31] & Milambar have you ever been anything other than a dishwasher, Fensta?

[01:57:46] & Milambar I mean, really, thats the best job a liverpuddlan can aspire to

[01:58:19] & Milambar lol

[01:58:42] & Milambar how are you, anyway?

[01:59:27] & Milambar I've had a shit day personally, stomach pains all day

[01:59:37] & Milambar aye

[01:59:47] & Milambar seems ot have passed off now

[02:00:03] & Milambar Im deffo going to see the doc

[02:01:09] & Milambar Ive already had that, twice, they found a growth blocking the intestine, so they needed to remove it

[02:01:23] & Milambar so Im not supposed to have any more issues but noooo, still stomach pains

[02:01:51] & Milambar 18 in my case, 4 very large ones, the rest, small

[02:02:13] & Milambar it was 3hrs with the bumcamera

[02:02:50] & Milambar aye

[02:03:37] & Milambar by a specialist

[02:03:53] & Milambar no, she was of the female persuasion

[02:04:52] & Milambar Fensta: 1 specialist, 1 doctor learning from the specialist, both english, 2 chinese nurses, 1 spanish nurse (who insisted on holding my hand the entire procedure), and 1 english nurse

[02:05:32] & Milambar don't be jealous, AlterEgo_

[02:05:54] & Milambar Fensta: yes, because.. 18 to be removed was considered a major surgery

[02:06:33] & Milambar didn't mind the shit my guts out part

[02:06:40] & Milambar I hated the taste of the drinks tho

[02:06:49] & Milambar mango and... salt

[02:06:55] & Milambar *vomit*

[02:07:20] & Milambar lol

[02:07:39] & Milambar No you shit first then when theres no shit left, you start pissing out of your arse

[02:08:24] & Milambar PapaFrog: I strongly recommend petroleum jelly, otherwise it starts to burn from the digestive juices

[02:09:20] & Milambar also I recommend a table or stool in the crapper, with a laptop, and a movie on it

[02:09:38] & Milambar which is what I did

[02:10:34] & Milambar liverpuddlans just dunk their arse in the shit canal, right Fensta?

[02:15:04] & Milambar Fensta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT6ILio5pJw

[02:16:42] & Milambar Fensta: The helicopter used in that show was a bell 222

[02:17:00] & Milambar which after the show was sold to the german helicopter ambulance

[02:17:12] & Milambar but after 3 years of service as an ambulance, crashed

[02:17:55] & Milambar Fensta: I loved the show, so googled what happened to the helicopter

[02:18:09] & Milambar elcasey: :( Poor doggo

[02:19:01] & Milambar Fensta: Bell also found that the fake "wings" the film crew attached to the heli for filming, actually improced aerodynamic stability, so started actually manufacturing a copter with them as factory standard

[02:36:47] & Milambar I just watched a video about a man in japan

[02:36:57] & Milambar that owns and operates a noodle stand on a railway platform

[02:37:04] & Milambar he's 80 years old

[02:37:16] & Milambar the state pays him to retire

[02:37:23] & Milambar but he still does it because he'd just be sitting at home otherwise

[02:37:36] & Milambar his noodles looked delicious

[02:37:46] & Milambar he sells about 10 portions a day to business men heading into tokyo

[02:38:01] & Milambar which is apparently just enough to cover the rent, and materials

[02:39:29] & Milambar he expects to die behind the counter

[02:39:44] & Milambar "better than dying at home in bed where nobody will find my body"

[02:40:48] & Milambar ban the cancer

[02:40:55] & Milambar make it illegal to get cancer

[02:41:50] & Milambar thats how you get penile cancer

[02:42:20] & Milambar I am sorry to hear that, elcasey. Sorry

[02:43:36] & Milambar I beat it once too, I don't want to have to fight it a second time

[02:43:53] & Milambar kaitphone: no meeps pics?

[02:56:08] & Milambar you can move out

[02:56:18] & Milambar and sign your share of the house over to me

[02:57:31] & Milambar Fensta: I need someone to pay my own bills, never mind yours

[02:57:51] & Milambar I just had to loan a friend £100, just today, that leaves me £20 till payday

[02:58:00] & Milambar which is weds

[03:00:09] & Milambar Well, I know she won't forget to pay me back, plus I know where she lives

[03:00:19] & Milambar but if I hadn't she wouldn't have made her rent

[03:01:02] & Milambar I've loaned her money before, and while shes sometimes slow at paying back, she has always paid it back eventually

[03:01:56] & Milambar yes but considering you're an old man yourself, that doesnt change much

[03:03:15] & Milambar then buy him a fridgoven instead of giving him 1k

[03:05:22] & Milambar I need to drive to the store tomorrow, dreading it, hate using petrol rn

[03:05:30] & Milambar because I never know when its gonna run out

[03:05:48] & Milambar but what I am buying is too heavy to bring back on my bike

[03:06:41] & Milambar Fensta: its kinda like that except not cider, but pepsi

[03:07:16] & Milambar no thanks

[03:07:34] & Milambar I think its a stronger person who doesn't hide in a bottle of alcohol anyway

[03:09:37] & Milambar the ass is the biggest muscle on the human body, so would be ideal for bbq'ing in molasses, really

[03:12:16] & Milambar Fensta: not quite, treacle is similar. Molasses is less refined tho

[03:12:59] & Milambar Fensta: ever had bonfire toffee?

[03:13:04] & Milambar or Parkin cake?

[03:13:47] & Milambar the war wasn't about slaves! It was about states rights (to keep slaves).

[03:14:15] & Milambar well both bonfire toffee and parkin are flavoured with treacle

[03:15:05] & Milambar Dodge chargers are still made

[03:15:21] & Milambar they make a new version too, the dodge charger hellcat

[03:15:40] & Milambar which is considered to be a borderline "supercar"

[03:16:31] & Milambar The coolest car I remember from growing up

[03:16:48] & Milambar was my uncles Lotus Turbo Esprit 8 cylinder

[03:17:00] & Milambar in red

[03:18:16] & Milambar Fensta: money no object, what care are you getting, RIGHT NOW

[03:19:00] & Milambar for me its gonna be a porsche taycan

[03:19:13] & Milambar because, electric, no petrol worries

[04:25:44] & Milambar Fensta: go to bed

[04:39:52] & Milambar go to sleep, Naemuti

[04:40:24] & Milambar Im not?

[04:43:42] & Milambar you don't eat chicken tho

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