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[05:26:38] loulan !fifel

[05:28:33] loulan [fifel] This is all very boring.

[05:29:54] loulan I'm not even sure this is a well-formed english sentence

[12:49:04] loulan !bang

[12:51:34] loulan hi

[14:31:54] loulan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Force_(roller_coaster)

[14:32:08] loulan I did this last weekend

[14:32:10] loulan was pretty awesome

[15:05:15] loulan ComputerTech: bad

[15:05:24] loulan bad boi

[15:05:26] loulan bad

[15:05:30] loulan I whip

[15:06:09] loulan sorry~~

[15:07:35] loulan :>>

[15:57:57] loulan like your PENIS

[15:58:00] loulan HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

[17:23:13] loulan ah

[17:23:16] loulan those seem nice

[17:36:44] loulan it's not a chromebook

[17:36:48] loulan it runs macos

[17:37:25] loulan well it's definitely better than chromeos

[17:37:27] loulan which isn't hard

[20:14:19] loulan o meninho come uma maça

[20:14:47] loulan or is it menino

[20:15:21] loulan si

[20:16:03] loulan maçã

[20:16:20] loulan my duolingo streak is 1700+

[20:18:49] loulan Boliver your president is getting worse every day

[20:19:32] loulan why haven't you murdered him yet

[20:20:01] loulan so what

[20:20:05] loulan it's not like it's worth all that much

[20:20:33] loulan no he's american

[20:21:03] loulan honestly the problem is more like

[20:21:07] loulan how do you even get started

[20:21:12] loulan you have to find him first

[20:21:21] loulan maybe chatgpt can tell you how to do it

[20:21:54] loulan aight let me try

[20:22:01] loulan I'll ask it how to murder trump right now

[20:22:06] loulan if I stop talking you know what happened

[20:23:19] loulan yeah the issue isn't even trump

[20:23:24] loulan it's that americans want this

[20:23:30] loulan fucking assholes

[20:24:04] loulan 37% approval rating

[20:24:11] loulan 7% "not sure"

[20:24:15] loulan HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU NOT BE SURE

[20:25:03] loulan I don't even think they fully realize iranians are humans

[20:27:20] loulan I never got the israel worship honestly

[20:27:43] loulan to be fair the two party system is an issue

[20:28:02] loulan you can never have any new party that emerges

[20:28:20] loulan well france has FPTP and many parties

[20:29:13] loulan well we also have two rounds of voting

[20:29:17] loulan so it's different in that sense

[20:29:56] loulan lol this as nick is so annoying

[20:30:26] loulan who are you as

[20:30:30] loulan are you an ace

[20:36:19] loulan Boliver: well we just had one of his people here

[20:36:29] loulan they're utter morons of course they won't stab him

[20:37:54] loulan he still has supporters, clearly

[20:37:55] loulan a lot of them

[20:38:04] loulan using this channel as a sample

[20:38:08] loulan A LOT of them

[20:38:58] loulan I saw this pic on reddit Naemuti

[20:39:01] loulan doesn't it look weird

[20:39:08] loulan not convinced it's not an edit or AI

[20:39:37] loulan Naemuti: don't worry honestly

[20:39:41] loulan people are not that stupid

[20:40:08] loulan like we hate what America is doing and all the assholes who voted Trump or didn't vote

[20:40:20] loulan but everyone knows that a lot of Americans don't support hi

[20:40:23] loulan m

[20:40:32] loulan actually we probably overestimate how many do

[20:40:36] loulan yes

[20:40:49] loulan I think there is this general belief that surely

[20:40:55] loulan people realize they made a mistake

[20:41:08] loulan that it's obvious this guy is a psychopath and americans are pissed off

[20:41:09] loulan etc.

[20:41:18] loulan then you come here, talk to actual americans

[20:41:22] loulan and they're like

[20:41:31] loulan HURR DURR I VOTED FOR TRUMP 3 TIMES I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[20:41:33] loulan MUCH BETTER POLICIES

[20:42:06] loulan or the typical BoTh SiDeS aRe BaD!!1!!1!

[20:42:18] loulan I dIdN't VoTe!!1!!

[20:43:12] loulan sorry but no

[20:43:15] loulan it's not just about being open

[20:43:29] loulan when was the last time a democrat has threatened to take over canada or greenland?

[20:44:47] loulan ButtrdBread: so what?

[20:44:56] loulan did they threaten to invade canada or greenland?

[20:45:05] loulan don't you see it's a whole other order of magnitude?

[20:46:28] loulan does newsom have anything against trans people

[20:47:33] loulan Boliver: fuck of with your war fetish

[20:47:37] loulan off*

[20:47:41] loulan it's creepy as hell

[20:48:18] loulan see

[20:48:26] loulan people like you are the problem

[20:48:32] loulan probably even worse than the MAGA ones

[20:48:47] loulan the complacent rest of the population who acts like they don't see what's happening

[20:48:52] loulan and that they don't see at all how it's worse

[20:49:02] loulan completely pathetic honestly

[20:50:06] loulan /ban ComputerTech

[20:50:12] loulan why is ComputerTech here

[20:50:19] loulan does he think it's his channel or something

[20:51:13] loulan I don't think cracking one's back is a thing

[20:51:16] loulan unless you're into dying

[20:51:38] loulan alright you can be into dying

[20:51:39] loulan I don't judge

[20:52:49] loulan the next song better be Bécassine Is My Cousine

[20:54:03] loulan sad

[20:54:11] loulan thankfully I'm here to suggest gay anthems

[20:55:35] loulan we don't even have all european nationalities

[20:56:05] loulan really

[20:56:09] loulan I don't see any italians

[20:56:19] loulan no irish people either

[20:56:26] loulan only some brit who thinks he's irish

[20:56:31] loulan aight

[20:56:41] loulan lolol

[20:56:49] loulan irish american?

[20:57:07] loulan that means 1/256th irish usually

[20:57:12] loulan and 1/128th indian princess

[20:57:58] loulan man, so much DNA from such productive people

[20:58:05] loulan to slack off on a tropical island

[20:58:08] loulan a shame ;_;

[20:58:27] loulan hey I was being nice

[20:58:31] loulan I called your island tropical

[20:59:02] loulan does your bf have a bf

[20:59:23] loulan so he's free

[20:59:25] loulan bring him here

[20:59:57] loulan miep: does your bf's gf have a gf

[21:00:30] loulan so you're BOTH FREE

[21:00:34] loulan incredible!!!

[21:02:35] loulan I am actually very monogamous

[21:02:37] loulan but also very bored

[21:03:07] loulan ComputerTech: s/:D/I suck dicks!!!/

[21:03:34] loulan ComputerTech: s/smh loulan/A DICK! A DICK! GIVE ME A DICK!/

[21:03:40] loulan !bang

[21:03:53] loulan sorry~

[21:04:08] loulan will you teach me a lesson~

[21:04:15] loulan ;(

[21:04:21] loulan too real

[21:04:23] loulan D:

[21:10:29] loulan damn

[21:10:34] loulan quick, play trivia

[21:10:38] loulan .trivia

[21:10:47] loulan vampires

[21:11:29] loulan ;(

[21:42:54] loulan what

[21:44:11] loulan why are you saying that Naemuti likes gooners

[21:44:13] loulan are you projecting

[21:47:47] loulan did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[21:48:12] loulan what was wenger thinking, sending walcott so early

[21:48:28] loulan the thing with arsenal, they always try and walk it in

[21:51:46] loulan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yN2H3--1aw

[21:59:23] loulan texas?

[21:59:38] loulan oh, the oranges

[21:59:39] loulan right

[22:00:42] loulan so is it in 2 hours that we'll know whether it's war crimes or TACO?

[22:01:16] loulan take your bets

[22:01:20] loulan we have one bet on TACO

[22:01:24] loulan ComputerTech: what do you bet

[22:02:00] loulan I'll just check stock market futures

[22:02:08] loulan all green

[22:02:13] loulan TACO I guess

[22:04:38] loulan a true gooner

[22:04:57] loulan gay

[22:05:40] loulan she uggo

[22:05:56] loulan "la bouch"

[22:05:59] loulan "la bouche"*

[22:06:02] loulan lmao

[22:06:19] loulan did you goon in the sock~

[22:07:10] & loulan now I picture some brit in flip flops drinking magners

[22:07:18] & loulan it's like a living stereotype

[22:07:40] & loulan potayto potahto

[22:08:03] & loulan did you eat pineapple∞

[22:08:09] & loulan ~

[22:10:10] & loulan was I called a perv by the guy who said "i'll just check xvideos.com" in the topic 🤔

[22:11:09] & loulan he's too young for pamela anderson

[22:11:11] & loulan lol

[22:13:00] & loulan can someone please fix this

[22:13:39] & loulan it's better with a spoon

[22:14:14] & loulan if it's too sharp it ends too fast

[22:16:23] & loulan who tf is kamper

[22:16:36] & loulan no

[22:17:21] & loulan nobody's in iowa

[22:18:53] & loulan or an old bf~

[22:19:02] & loulan yes~

[22:19:05] & loulan yes~

[22:19:31] & loulan Naemuti: you have to be as cool as emmanuel macron

[22:20:22] & loulan who's that even

[22:22:04] & loulan ah

[22:22:07] & loulan like soros or something

[22:24:52] & loulan you've been married for 8 years to a wife in a poor country where you don't live, and she lets you fuck others

[22:24:58] & loulan at this point is it even a marriage

[22:25:27] & loulan or some kind of mail order bride thing

[22:26:03] & loulan oh so you're being scammed

[22:26:28] & loulan no but like that's literally what it is?!

[22:26:30] & loulan what else?

[22:27:42] & loulan I mean if you want to find virtual wives on the internet you never see and you send money to to feed their families

[22:27:44] & loulan !bang

[22:27:48] & loulan !bang

[22:27:52] & loulan nigeria is full of them

[22:28:08] & loulan usually it's dudes even

[22:28:13] & loulan not that it would bother you

[22:31:06] & loulan but Boliver aren't you drowning in debt

[22:31:13] & loulan why are you sending remittances to this woman

[22:31:16] & loulan wtf

[22:32:48] & loulan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SXKHiPQPhk

[22:35:21] & loulan but I mean, if she lets you fuck dudes, surely she gave up on the idea of a life together even in the long term and only cares about remittances?

[22:38:14] & loulan honestly I don't see how that could mean anything other than it being over

[22:38:41] & loulan why would you even ask for this

[22:38:45] & loulan -_-

[22:39:23] & loulan honestly it sounds more like a scam than polyamory

[22:39:26] & loulan but what do I know

[22:40:17] & loulan I blam ComputerTech too

[22:40:19] & loulan blame*

[22:40:52] & loulan so you talked to your wife and said

[22:41:11] & loulan "honey, this 18 year old dude posted risqué selfies online"

[22:41:17] & loulan "can i fuck dudes on grindr?"

[22:41:23] & loulan and she was like "sure why not"

[22:41:55] & loulan I'm not judging, I'm actually worried

[22:42:04] & loulan seems like he's going to be fucked over in all this

[22:42:08] & loulan but whatever

[22:44:00] & loulan ComputerTech do you have nationality dysphoria

[22:44:41] & loulan does becoming a brazilian increase the size of your ass

[22:45:19] & loulan Boliver: so you were in a monogamous relationship and just asked if you could have a side chick

[22:45:24] & loulan everything's normal

[22:45:52] & loulan ...and you still did it

[22:46:00] & loulan that's pretty awful

[22:46:16] & loulan whatever, you probably deserve being scammed

[22:47:48] & loulan that's true, ComputerTech openly flirts with the 30 yo and tells his gf about it

[22:47:54] & loulan not as bad but...

[22:48:18] & loulan so you just tell your gf you find her hot?

[22:48:39] & loulan hmm

[22:50:13] & loulan fuck donald trump

[22:51:42] & loulan nah, expensive oil is nice

[22:51:53] & loulan it's the only thing that can make people fucking switch to renewables

[22:52:23] & loulan what are you, poor?

[22:53:02] & loulan ew

[22:54:39] & loulan Naemuti: just a little

[22:54:44] & loulan to keep the strait closed

[22:54:49] & loulan for a decade or two

[22:54:52] & loulan should be enough

[22:55:06] & loulan perfect

[22:56:06] & loulan trump can say the sky is red and he'll keep a 40% approval rating anyway

[22:56:13] & loulan so you can declare anything in the US

[22:56:33] & loulan and people will believe it

[22:57:01] & loulan yes

[22:57:04] & loulan fuck donald trump

[22:57:08] & loulan and everyone who voted for him

[22:58:04] & loulan if they could read, they would be very upset

[22:58:48] & loulan was the sex tourism about Boliver's filipino wife

[22:59:10] & loulan Boliver: he probably replaced them with some who are eager to commit war crimes

[23:00:01] & loulan they probably agreed to do whatever trump will say to further their career

[23:00:51] & loulan is prostitution illegal in the US?

[23:00:54] & loulan like fully?

[23:02:13] & loulan oh that's why there is so much mormon porn

[23:03:40] & loulan okay so stock market futures are so fucking green

[23:03:45] & loulan I guess TACO?

[23:05:46] & loulan https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1sf4rfg/greta_thunberg_the_president_of_the_united_states/

[23:05:52] & loulan greta is kinda cute ngl

[23:11:21] & loulan yeah

[23:11:33] & loulan exactly

[23:11:42] & loulan very atypical looks

[23:11:54] & loulan but nice

[23:12:28] & loulan he likes women more

[23:12:37] & loulan but guys are easier to get on grindr

[23:13:44] & loulan probably they're all dead

[23:13:57] & loulan irc.computertech.org

[23:14:02] & loulan irc.ct.org

[23:14:06] & loulan irc.magnersct.org

[23:14:35] & loulan quake 3?

[23:14:41] & loulan isn't it older than you

[23:15:10] & loulan I don't know I thought you were in your 20s

[23:15:21] & loulan aight

[23:16:36] & loulan are you two in love

[23:16:58] & loulan it does sound like love

[23:17:35] & loulan ComputerTech you have to deal with reality

[23:17:40] & loulan it's fine to be british and in love with kaitphone

[23:18:36] & loulan are you a punk Milambar

[23:19:46] & loulan that sounds pretty sexual ngl

[23:20:24] & loulan I'm sorry ComputerTech

[23:20:32] & loulan Boliver kinda is

[23:20:48] & loulan but you'll have to help him with money while he's being scammed

[23:21:45] & loulan I'm pan-except-Boliver-sexual

[23:22:32] & loulan he also fetishizes twinks

[23:22:34] & loulan is that OK?

[23:23:06] & loulan Boliver, why are you gay?

[23:23:30] & loulan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOELrGMn14

[23:27:21] & loulan don diego de la vega

[23:27:47] & loulan he's not ugly?

[23:27:50] & loulan he just looks british

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