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Wednesday, April 15, 2026

[05:08:38] Syndus Thank Fensta

[05:08:54] Syndus I saw, I was just busy closing the kitchen by myself

[05:09:34] Syndus But my chef and "sous" came down buzzed to tell me out of nowhere that they love me and my work ethic and please don't quit us

[05:09:40] Syndus Lol

[05:09:50] Syndus I'm like.......ok sure

[05:09:59] Syndus I don't understand drunk logic anymore

[05:13:05] + Syndus Good

[05:13:08] + Syndus Point

[05:13:13] + Syndus Hey is glitchy in here

[05:13:24] + Syndus Never mind I'll do it in chat

[05:13:33] + Syndus No I didn't want to flood the channel stupid

[05:13:46] + Syndus I was going to ask for translation

[05:14:32] + Syndus No cuz like my chef is from SoCal and he's Mexican right and we got a few more in the kitchen like that so I'm this Nebraska white boy that doesn't speak Spanish and I'm going to surprise him cuz I can feel a question coming on and it's going to have a really funny answer in Spanish

[05:15:02] + Syndus We got on to the topic a few days ago about who the scariest person around there is

[05:15:11] + Syndus And I guess basically I'm the insane one

[05:15:17] + Syndus Or prone to whatever you know

[05:15:19] + Syndus Lol

[05:15:57] + Syndus So I know the question is going to come back my way if I think he's scary or intimidating and I'm going to call him a fluffy chicano and then whatever the Spanish word for teddy bear is the kind of rhymes with that if I can find slang

[05:16:22] + Syndus Lol

[05:16:40] + Syndus You know that line in final fantasy 7 when Barrett is wearing the sailor suit and you get the option to call him a big old fluffy teddy bear

[05:16:51] + Syndus That's kind of what I'm going for here

[05:16:55] + Syndus XD

[05:17:08] + Syndus Cuz I know it's going to make them up bashful and stupid for a second

[05:28:57] + Syndus Lol wut

[05:29:10] + Syndus Mershed perterters

[05:29:16] + Syndus Emrergerd

[05:30:11] + Syndus I heard they fucked once in college

[05:30:34] + Syndus Ok

[05:30:43] + Syndus I'll give you 500,000

[05:31:33] + Syndus It made me call a woman to tell her she's beautiful and ask if she wants to try it with me

[05:31:39] + Syndus ...

[05:31:49] + Syndus You guys need to calm down

[05:31:52] + Syndus Lol

[05:32:15] + Syndus I'm about that connection

[05:32:20] + Syndus It was amazing

[05:32:47] + Syndus Just...don't forget to hang up the phone when you're done

[05:32:56] + Syndus If you know what I'm saying

[05:33:03] + Syndus That's what makes you nuts

[05:33:18] + Syndus Made me realize I'm strong-willed

[05:33:25] + Syndus 🤘

[05:33:42] + Syndus Nono

[05:33:51] + Syndus The metaphorical

[05:33:53] + Syndus One

[05:34:03] + Syndus The god phone

[05:34:07] + Syndus That one

[05:34:27] + Syndus Right

[05:35:22] + Syndus Yes

[05:35:38] + Syndus You're the real flame

[05:35:42] + Syndus 🔥

[05:36:02] + Syndus It took me a day to smoke a roll once

[05:36:28] + Syndus Baking joke, sorry

[05:38:10] + Syndus Hmm ... My worst experience was being tossed a bat of what I thought was weed before my shift with my roommate, and it turned out to be shrooms with angel dust

[05:38:30] + Syndus I swear balls washing dishes for 12 hours gritting my fucking teeth

[05:38:35] + Syndus Sweat*

[05:38:41] + Syndus Lol yah

[05:39:01] + Syndus I beat his fuckin ass then we got drunk and played Tekken 3

[05:39:14] + Syndus Good times

[05:40:18] + Syndus Oh, I brought home pizza and Mac n cheese

[05:40:25] + Syndus Tonight was my Friday!

[05:40:34] + Syndus I got toasted and came on here

[05:40:38] + Syndus Lol

[05:41:10] + Syndus I was in treatment during covid, I died.

[05:41:45] + Syndus Naw

[05:42:07] + Syndus I tried to drink myself to death and died on the ground, I came back to life in a helicopter 🚁

[05:43:05] + Syndus I did, but I came back damn it

[05:43:09] + Syndus Lol

[05:43:32] + Syndus True

[05:44:06] + Syndus I was, 4 high grav 40s and a double row of 99 shooters a day

[05:44:27] + Syndus No

[05:44:43] + Syndus I was living in my own filth

[05:45:31] + Syndus ...and my organs were starting to eat eachother

[05:45:41] + Syndus So yeah fuck alcohol

[05:46:17] + Syndus Oh yeah

[05:46:42] + Syndus Extract every day bc I'm allergic to opiates with legit pain and nerve damage dude

[05:46:53] + Syndus Neuropathy

[05:47:00] + Syndus Arthritis

[05:47:18] + Syndus It's close enough for me to benefit

[05:47:31] + Syndus Lol

[05:47:37] + Syndus No I need it

[05:47:49] + Syndus I'm prescribed gabapentin too

[05:48:00] + Syndus And Ibuprofen 800s

[05:48:17] + Syndus And potassium

[05:48:37] + Syndus I'm constantly in pain

[05:48:46] + Syndus That's what neuropathy is

[05:49:14] + Syndus My drinking caused a potassium deficiency

[05:50:36] + Syndus Well, I can tell you from experience, eat those nanners for dinner. Bc you don't want to shit yourself in a meet or match

[05:50:43] + Syndus Don't breakfast

[05:50:45] + Syndus Lol

[05:54:57] + Syndus I return with pizza 🍕

[05:55:01] + Syndus 😋

[05:57:42] + Syndus Looks like you're looking down on a big grand piano

[05:57:47] + Syndus Lol

[05:58:11] + Syndus Ooooooh don piaaaaaaano

[05:58:23] + Syndus Whyyyyy I eyessssaaaah

[05:58:31] + Syndus Oh long johnson

[14:24:22] + Syndus I'm sueing you

[14:25:11] + Syndus Because you don't think the garbage disposal sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit, that's why!!! 👉

[14:26:52] + Syndus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLSGZzPRBl4

[14:42:32] + Syndus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jd16EnTiNY

[14:59:02] + Syndus Oi you

[14:59:12] + Syndus I was talking to ya

[14:59:18] + Syndus Dern it

[19:01:00] + Syndus Help me get them to form an earth 2 then and get away from this shit then

[19:51:52] + Syndus You guys sound like you have aids in your eye sockets today

[19:54:53] + Syndus https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/FQioMV4F/98.jpg

[19:56:00] + Syndus What's the difference between my mother in law and a bagpipe?

[19:56:26] + Syndus My mother in law's hot air is worth hearing

[19:57:24] + Syndus About 1.5 million

[19:58:01] + Syndus I'm firin the lazorz

[19:58:12] + Syndus Releasing the hounds

[19:58:21] + Syndus Summoning the rancor

[19:58:30] + Syndus Tickling the sack

[19:58:40] + Syndus My body is ready

[20:05:15] + Syndus Naemuti: I'm still here

[20:06:48] + Syndus I didn't

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