IRC Driven

[03:09:06] yb I posted an ad for the servers I have left. I want to move to Mexico.

[03:09:29] yb Do any of you want a 48TB Dell R720?

[03:09:45] yb I don't drink beer. I want to live where people are better.

[03:10:11] yb Yes

[03:11:09] yb Where are you located? I might be able to get a bus.

[03:12:03] yb That's comforting.

[03:13:30] yb I don't know what happened to everybody.

[03:14:29] yb If I code C++ I want to be around people who do that. If I'm living in a single bedroom in a shared house, I'd like my situation to be improved.

[03:15:54] yb A broom and a spatula and a ladle.

[03:16:41] yb That would be lovely but I haven't had any visitors in 6 years though my door is open to them.

[03:17:18] yb Not since my dog died--They were visiting to see my dog.

[03:18:16] yb If I don't get a job I'm going to die.

[03:20:19] yb Since people suck I've decided I have to get a vasectomy.

[03:22:12] yb T_D_H, ok. I need money and I'm sick of waiting for it.

[03:22:38] yb Yes. I'm good at it.

[03:22:48] yb I have an electric bicycle.

[03:23:45] yb I can afford to get to Mexico and go to jail or a homeless shelter then rebuild from there.

[03:24:47] yb Last time I was in jail I got beat up and my glasses broken. I wasn't allowed to get new glasses in the jail. They're still broken.

[03:24:59] yb That was a year ago.

[03:25:38] yb The jobs I am offered want to pay me next to nothing to document all my trade secrets and skills.

[03:25:57] yb I'd rather shovel dirt.

[03:27:02] yb NiniGeo2, tech support jobs for a "Level 3 Hypervisor Administrator with coding experience, a college degree, and knowledge of every operating system: $17/hr"

[03:27:50] yb T_D_H, I'm okay with back breaking work as long as I can get to work. I have a bicycle. My Dad keeps making fun of me.

[03:28:24] yb I must be a jew kid from someone other than my Dad because he's hated me my whole life.

[03:30:23] yb I need to sell some servers so I can start over somewhere else.

[03:30:48] yb I don't want to do either of those things. I want gold.

[03:31:03] yb Because I can't get any gold here.

[03:32:27] yb That's not what I mean. I want to work and get gold as payment because I'm worth more than gold and I want to feel like that again.

[03:33:29] yb I already speak Spanish. I can go to Mexico.

[03:34:11] yb How in the world? I can't get a job as a phone tech.

[03:34:35] yb Why are there wrong places to look?

[03:35:23] yb From what I've seen, they deserve to be replaced.

[03:36:45] yb There's something worse than greed.

[03:36:55] yb Wrath

[03:37:49] yb I am a son.

[03:38:05] yb I am self taught because there's nobody to teach me.

[03:38:42] yb Most everything I've done I've done by myself.

[03:39:11] yb I learned what I can listening, then read through the notes I could find, and paid people I could afford as a "thank you."

[03:39:39] yb My passport was already stolen in the USA.

[03:39:53] yb I have a passport card, which gets me to Mexico.

[03:40:24] yb My passport was stolen by a methhead who robbed me while I was in jail. He sells meth to the cops and has immunity.

[03:41:21] yb I was in jail because my registration expired and I parked near the train tracks to have a cigarette and pray.

[03:41:48] yb Why...would I lie?

[03:42:22] yb My passport wasn't stolen from the jail. My passport was stolen from my house that was borken into while I was in jail.

[03:42:45] yb If you count Utah as the US, yes I'm in the US.

[03:43:23] yb Terry5, safety is my problem. I'm kept from doing anything dangerous that would make me money.

[03:44:20] yb NiniGeo2, I have no idea how the methhead does anything but he had multiple kids with multiple people and somehow gets away with theft and not taking care of his kids.

[03:45:37] yb NiniGeo, I have loaded pickup trucks with dirt using only a hand shovel, then drove the dirt many miles outside the county. When possible I would also load the pickup with multiple bales of straw and deliver them on the way to drop off the dirt.

[03:46:57] yb I also cut down trees with a chainsaw that was stolen by that same methhead. I know it was him because everyone in town was cheering him on like I was the bad guy--what did I do?

[03:48:23] yb NiniGeo2, yeah...terrible...it's my life though and I only get one. That's fine. I'll make more gold later, like that Boxer horse that gets made into glue.

[03:49:48] yb I don't know why immigration is so bad. I like immigrants.

[03:50:44] yb I'd rather marry an immigrant woman than a US citizen who hates me and conspires against me and goes behind my back to ruin my life.

[03:51:36] yb I don't want to have children with a woman who doesn't look like me. Call me racist, I don't care.

[03:53:06] yb As long as I don't have to watch my wife have sex with other people nor worry about her being a promiscuous whore, I'm fine--That's a pretty low bar. I'm surprised nobody is getting over it.

[03:53:45] yb If I have to go to jail in the US one more time I'll get a vasectomy out of hate and wrath.

[03:54:18] yb I should add I don't like LGBT

[03:54:34] yb So that the system can't be used to force me to have children.

[03:55:28] yb Okay. I like you guys. Brotherly love is my bread and butter. No homo

[03:57:02] yb For greed

[03:57:38] yb I work hard, am built strong, and can do many things. My kids would do the same, but I don't want my kids to exist if they aren't my kids.

[03:58:46] yb NiniGeo2, because gangs would collaborate to woo me long enough to take my children away, give the mother state custody and benefits, then leave me in a jail cell or worse.

[03:59:13] yb No

[03:59:33] yb This is America.

[04:00:51] yb You know the gangs actually believe the men are better off in jail/prison? The men end up believing it too and make jail their HQ.

[04:01:39] yb You can get by in jail living fat for a gold ounce per year.

[04:02:41] yb I saw men buying pounds of coffee, movies, games, candy, and anything that was available while they were in jail, like a reset vacation.

[04:03:15] yb If you're into the jail mood, you can play cards, order a book, get meds, watch TV, listen to the radio, and kick it with your hometown homies.

[04:03:38] yb T_D_H, that part sucks but makes everybody laugh.

[04:04:14] yb I don't do drugs.

[04:04:18] yb I thought you could tell.

[04:04:28] yb :(

[04:05:28] yb Terry5, the tablet from Turnkey is crap, but a good deal, and at least there's a speakerphone option so you can watch movies, which are a subscription--not a bad price.

[04:06:19] yb I had an ounce of gold in my belongings and the jail would not let me out on bail. The state is trying to break me in.

[04:06:40] yb This is America.

[04:07:24] yb Yeah, the guys that get a tablet have a good day. The movies are expensive, but you can trade them or let other people watch them and share what you have to make friends.

[04:08:00] yb I think everyone in the county should get a tablet.

[04:08:15] yb At least one per household.

[04:08:59] yb NiniGeo2, I would not be happy because I would be in jail instead of the terrible women who belong incarcerated.

[04:10:22] yb Drug doer, drug dealers, drug makers, whores, prostitutes, thieves, husband beaters

[04:11:08] yb Mostly men go to jail for those things. Women get to stay out because they get a "fall guy"

[04:12:14] yb Coding would be okay in jail but without access to git and IRC/Discord, there's no point--who would give feedback?

[04:13:58] yb NiniGeo2, I spend all day reading, writing, and coding while I'm in jail. The other people there were inconvenient unless they wanted to play chess or teach me something new, which did happen and I am grateful.

[04:14:54] yb I haven't found anyone who cares about what I code. I could write a book but I could sit on IRC and tell my story instead of pandering to the pockets of penal workers.

[04:15:55] yb I parsed a database for tags, paired them, and verified the output.

[04:17:26] yb I wrote hundreds of pages while I was last in jail. Most of what I put together is plans to make a better jail, a better county, a better state, and a better country, but that's not the goal of anyone out there.

[04:17:41] yb The book idea would be fun for us, so let's keep writing on IRC.

[04:18:25] yb I also wrote pages of business plans, working out history, and how to profit the most, but I'm being stifled.

[04:19:37] yb The jail has textbooks available and I passed Accounting, Plumbing, Networking, and was in the middle of Chemistry when I was let out. The Quantum model was new to me, so I refereshed my knowledge.

[04:20:34] yb 15 months. I tried to run away because I didn't do the crime that fat monsterous native american woman accused me of.

[04:21:04] yb I ran away. I was gone. I was free.

[04:21:17] yb The state targets me. You can't convince me they don't.

[04:22:00] yb The street in front of my house was closed. I couldn't get home. I went into the closed off area and this native american woman jumped in front of my car. I stopped and she yelled at me. The cops called that a felony and I was somehow found guilty at a jury trial.

[04:22:33] yb Yes. I was essentially jailed because I ran away from a native american woman.

[04:22:40] yb and a black woman

[04:23:18] yb There was a black woman who lived at my house. I told her to leave and she cried all around town.

[04:23:39] yb So the black woman and the native american woman ruined my reputation.

[04:23:48] yb I didn't do anything wrong.

[04:24:05] yb Yes

[04:26:05] yb Since the native american woman lives off the state taxes and the black woman is related to all the people who do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs, and commit whoredoms, I'm at a disadvantage because the sinners ganged up against me and used the law enforcement for their benefit.

[04:26:57] yb Also my fat dad didn't help, so they probably got to him first.

[04:27:59] yb NiniGeo2, I don't know where to go. I don't do wrong things. I want money but the bad people keep getting money before me.

[04:28:13] yb My mom is alive but my Dad doesn't let me see her.

[04:29:03] yb I don't know.

[04:33:42] yb I get my tobacco by the ounce. It's higher quality.

[04:35:23] yb Thanks Scott.

[04:36:30] yb I was looking at tickets to Havana and San Juan.

[04:37:32] yb I'd probably be useful out there.

[04:40:09] yb I compared the imports and exports data from the US Bureau of Economic Analysis and we're pulling a deficit in every sector except Aerospace, Metals, and Fuel.

[04:41:35] yb You can call me Y0ungBra1n. I'm still curious.

[04:42:06] yb No

[04:43:01] yb Looking at the data I realize what needs to be done but am damned to not have the power to do anything about it.

[04:43:34] yb And for whom? More gang cycling in the jail?

[04:44:51] yb http://www.blacklatterdaysaints.org/platform

[04:47:26] yb You can go to https://forkus.padenmoss.com and submit a pull request for the US Constitution.

[04:50:14] yb OpenSSL affects BILLIONS of people every day and is maintained from https://github.com/openssl/openssl/

[04:56:27] yb Java would be pretty cool if you could write once and run anywhere, but jre management doesn't allow that.

[04:57:46] yb Like python--You can write it, but without the package manager, you've got a nice lorum ipsum.

[05:19:31] yb Everyone is poor unless they employ people.

[15:26:02] yb !bef

[15:38:02] yb Hi I'm bashable.

[15:38:39] yb https://www.raptorcs.com/TALOSII/

[16:19:55] yb !bef

[17:26:41] yb People only get war-hungry when they've got too much invested and receive too little return.

[17:39:14] yb toni, what was your coin made of?

[17:40:14] yb If you look at your xp coin you can tell, toni. Mine was aluminum.

[17:41:02] yb Neo_Nemesis, will you show us how to see the value of our XP coin?

[17:41:21] yb toni, you must have got a silver one

[17:41:47] yb Probably a hidden cheatcode.

[17:42:08] yb MAX_MONEY

[17:46:58] yb Boliver, have you considered getting divorced?

[17:47:51] yb I was (am?) engaged to a woman with whom I parted 8 years ago.

[17:48:25] yb The engagement rings were robbed with everything else.

[17:49:27] yb Y0ungBra1n

[17:51:45] yb If my wife were polyamorous I'd want a monogomous wife, too.

[17:53:25] yb I tried leaving but the police brought me back yet she still doesn't visit.

[17:55:00] yb The issue with Boliver's lifestyle is he's likely to be the "towel."

[17:57:15] yb I don't want to be a towel. I don't cheat. I want my partner to achieve personal goals but I don't want to get infected with escapade trophies.

[18:23:39] yb He probably will then someone more dignified will sell out the cure.

[19:53:12] yb .register_location 20176

[19:53:17] yb .w

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