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·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *click* You're out of ammo! Use !reload
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DuckHunt
The duck flaps away, living another day. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *click* New magazine loaded! [Ammo: 6/6] [Spare magazines: 0]
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Boliver > Successfully purchased Magazine for 15 XP! Stored in inventory (x1). Remaining XP: 277
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Boliver > Successfully purchased Magazine for 15 XP! Stored in inventory (x2). Remaining XP: 262
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DuckHunt
Boliver > Successfully purchased Magazine for 15 XP! Stored in inventory (x3). Remaining XP: 247
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DuckHunt
Number1Stunna > Daily bonus claimed! +17 XP (1-day streak!) Come back tomorrow!
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DuckHunt
Number1Stunna > *BANG* What did you shoot at? There is no duck in the area... [GUN CONFISCATED]
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DuckHunt
[Achievement] Number1Stunna unlocked: Trigger Happy - Got your gun confiscated 10 times
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DuckHunt
·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
The swift duck darts away before you can blink! ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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Sagiri_Yamada
glues head back on amakusa
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Sagiri_Yamada
amakusa sounds like a criminal name so I executed them
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brandon
.quote search salty
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Quotes
[Quote] #1130 added by brandon 1 year 6 days 6 hours 25 minutes 50 seconds ago.
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Quotes
[Quote] <~ComputerTech> I dislike my hair when it's salty and sticky
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brandon
also you're gross
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Sagiri_Yamada
Yes we know ComputerTech's face is gross
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T_D_H
u wot m8
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T_D_H
u fk wot m8
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T_D_H
damnit typo
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amakusa
Sagiri_Yamada: The name Amakusa comes from a Japanese video game called Samurai Shodown that was originally on the Neo Geo console.
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Boliver
I am the boss here.
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Boliver
If you have a problem with that, you'll be facing the wrath feared by nations
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Boliver
stands on pedistal
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Boliver
ALL HAIL KING BOLIVER!
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Boliver
ALL HAIL KING BOLIVER!
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Boliver
Catfishe is my VP-- just ask
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Boliver
takes over
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End3r
It's amazing..
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Boliver
this music is too slow for me
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Boliver
I dont like it
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End3r
Boliver likes my music
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DuckHunt
·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *CLANG* That was a wooden decoy! The warden heard the noise and confiscated your gun! [GUN CONFISCATED]
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *gentle approach* There is no duck to befriend in the area...
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Boliver
!rearm Boliver
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End3r
!rearm Boliver
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DuckHunt
[ADMIN] Boliver has been rearmed by End3r
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Boliver
!add admin Boliver
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End3r
you wish
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Boliver
I am worthy and well qualified
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ComputerTech
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ghost2501
oi ComputerTech tudo bem?
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updog
it's not bien, ComputerTech
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updog
it's bem
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updog
we portuguese here
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updog
wakes up Naemuti
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Naemuti
updog nós somos brasileiros
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Boliver
changes the subject to politics
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Naemuti
Has It happened yet
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updog
changes it back to portuguese
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updog
ComputerTech, create a bot to determine the channel's current topic
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updog
it randomly changes every 15 minutes
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updog
we're only allowed to stay on topic
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wez
ComputerTech!!!!!!!111111
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End3r
weasel++
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glitchy
🆙 Karma boost! weasel gained 1 karma ✨ (🎯 27 in #computertech | 🌐 293 global)
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Milambar
picks ComputerTech up by the ankles again
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Milambar
*shake*shake*shake* do the shake and vac and put the freshness back, gimme a bloody pepsi or I'll give you shaken baby syndrome
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wez
New bot?
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Milambar
shakes ComputerTech even harder
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Peorth
(Half the channel is bots hnow)
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Techy
Peorth meant to say: (Half the channel is bots now)
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ComputerTech
hands Milambar a pepsi
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Peorth
yes it's called a joke.
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Milambar
thats 7 bots too many
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Peorth
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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kaitphone
Who needs 6 bots that all do the same things?
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Peorth
Not without his cdonsent
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Techy
Peorth meant to say: Not without his consent
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kaitphone
Stop justifying your shit
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glitchy
Live, laugh, moo
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kaitphone
Seriously who needs this many bots?
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kaitphone
We don't need that many fucking bots
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ComputerTech
kaitphone ofc, no manners because you aren't a lady
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kaitphone
Bitch I have bigger balls than you do
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Milambar
you have bigger balls than... everyone
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ComputerTech
Milambar that who claims so got no balls
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Sagiri_Yamada
ComputerTech you are the rude one exposing your second ass in public I mean your face
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ComputerTech
Sagiri_Yamada change back to your og nick
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kaitphone
Not much of a difference seeing as he shits from both ends
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Milambar
oh, Sagiri_Yamada is definitely Lum
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Peorth
you just gonna take that lying down, CT?
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Peorth
ComputerTech that's not even their OG nick
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kaitphone
He's gonna take it however he wants from h4
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ComputerTech
h4 ain't in here and yet kait is still talking about h4
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kaitphone
He is your boyfriend after all
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Rizon
set mode +v Rukia_Kuchiki
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ComputerTech
kaitphone it's ok, we know you like him
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kaitphone
I'd rather walk around naked in Times Square on New Year's Eve
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ComputerTech
here's a deal, if you can prove you really don't care about him
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Milambar
I wanna see that on the news
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kaitphone
I'm pretty sure you're the one passing shit I say to him
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Peorth
kait, for our sanity, please don't.
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Milambar
"Catlady walks naked..."
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Milambar
and send the video to Peorth
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kaitphone
Trouble in paradise I see
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ComputerTech
<+kaitphone> I'm pretty sure you're the one passing shit I say to him
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ComputerTech
nah, i don't care to do shit like that
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ComputerTech
good for you, ask anyone, if anyone it's people you talk to in here
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ComputerTech
i don't talk about you/listen to you/paste what you siad
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Milambar
hm, if someone is passing stuff to others out of the channel, thats bad mojo
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ComputerTech
good for you, you're in my channel so think what you want
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kaitphone
Milambar: it's CT, what do you expect?
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ComputerTech
tbh keep this kind of drama in my channel don't expedct to remain in here
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Milambar
tbh I expect him, as an ircop, to be leading by example, and NOT doing that kind of crap
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Milambar
Rukia_Kuchiki: I've told you, stop looking at his ass then
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kaitphone
It's hard to tell the difference between his ass and his face.
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TechServ
Location: Arona, España | Conditions: Mostly Cloudy 🌥️ | Temperature: 27.1°C (80.8°F) | Pressure: 1009.2 hPa | Humidity: 23% | Rain: 0.0 mm | Wind: 24.1 km/h / 15.0 mph from NE | Cloud cover: 76%
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ComputerTech
<~Peorth> kait, for our sanity, please don't.
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runs
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kaitphone
Like either of you two basement dwellers would look any better.
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Boliver
I do not find ComputerTech attractove
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Rizon
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Rizon
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Rizon
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Rizon
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Rizon
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kaitphone
I don't babysit rude children
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TechServ
[UD] focaccia (1/10): noun; a delicious flat bread topped with spices (such as basil or rosemary) and other products (garlic, olive oil). | Example: Mmm...I could go for some delicious focaccia right now.
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Peorth
CT is a bad boy and needs to go into time out.
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kaitphone
You can have the honors
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Techy
ComputerTech thinks kaitphone meant to say: You can have the honours
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T_D_H
ComputerTech i love that shit
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T_D_H
focaccia
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T_D_H
what did i miss
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End3r
ComputerTech can I re-enable ai?
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Milambar
03:06:21 <+kaitphone> I don't babysit rude children < but... cats..
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kaitphone
They're not always rude
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End3r
in here
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T_D_H
you dj'n?
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End3r
ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
kaitphone: s/rude/rude, but i'm always rude and a cunt/
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Techy
ComputerTech thinks kaitphone meant to say: They're not always rude, but i'm always rude and a cunt
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kaitphone
ComputerTech: want me to continue being a cunt to you?
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T_D_H
I need to find my headphones so I can enjoy the unntiss unnitss untiss
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Boliver
Peorth: I've been super naughty and I need punished by your big bad powerful commands
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ComputerTech
kaitphone as if you can, some day you'll not be able to keep up, you're what 36
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End3r
ComputerTech ??
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End3r
ComputerTech ai
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kaitphone
Yeah and I can still bend you over my knee and belt your ass.
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Milambar
I'd pay good money to see that
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End3r
ComputerTech you liked my upgrade
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End3r
ComputerTech I wanna re-enable it in here
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kaitphone
I've taken down a 6' football player before
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End3r
so it jumps in and talks
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ComputerTech
End3r didn't get time yet, i'll look tomorrow man
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End3r
forget it
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T_D_H
so last night I tossed my phone before going to bed and smashed my 2nd monitor. I'm slightly annoyed
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Boliver
sick him kaitphone
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T_D_H
indeed
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is tuned in
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End3r
ooh shit
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End3r
you guys woke up Peorth
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Milambar
Peorth is always awake
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Peorth
...I've been awake, you weed-addled buffon
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T_D_H
requests some NIN boys noise muzak
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Milambar
they are normally just disinterested
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T_D_H
hows it rolling Peorth
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Rizon
set mode +v Rukia_Kuchiki
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T_D_H
omg you old people listen to old music
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T_D_H
runs
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End3r
Peorth listen here missy
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End3r
wanna take this outside?
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kaitphone
Peorth: s/buffon/buffoon/
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Techy
kaitphone thinks Peorth meant to say: ...I've been awake, you weed-addled buffoon
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ComputerTech
????????????????????????????????????
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End3r
That turned on the sheep shagger
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T_D_H
quit picking on his grouchy ass, he hasnt had his burbon yet
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kaitphone
What, you playing Old McDonald or some shit?
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DuckHunt
·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!
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DuckHunt
Boliver > *BANG* You hit the duck for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. \_X< *KWAK* [+10 xp] [Total ducks: 24]
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End3r
I miss magners chugging Colby :(
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Boliver
slaps Peorth
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Yuzu
roundhouse kicks Peorth
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ComputerTech
hands End3r cava
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ComputerTech
End3r want me to chug magners tomorrow
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End3r
I don't want prosecco though
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T_D_H
i''m gonna shoot myself in the head if i hear anymore bryan adams
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End3r
pounds beer
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Boliver
There's like a 1/20 chance the bees are annoyed when I kick that hive.
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ComputerTech
End3r WANT ME TO CHUG A MAGNERS SOON
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T_D_H
rolls a nat 20
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Yuzu
(╮°-°)╯︵ 0ᘔ ʇɐu ɐ a nat 20 0ᘔ ʇɐu ɐ a nat 20 0ᘔ ʇɐu ɐ (@_@;)
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End3r
get back to your roots, bitch
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T_D_H
if you like slitting your wrists
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T_D_H
hahaha yeah sure
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Boliver
cringes at the playlist
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T_D_H
tunes out...must be the bad wifi
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brandon
ComputerTech stfu
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therock247uk
got any prodidy on the live music? :P
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End3r
jesus christ
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brandon
ComputerTech suck dwarfs micro
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brandon
you are though
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eats popcorn
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Boliver
upips
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End3r
ComputerTech what's his name?
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brandon
you only like guys and sheep
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brandon
we all know this
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brandon
don't fucking lie ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
brandon fun fact, the sheep joke came from a canadian
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T_D_H
baaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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brandon
ComputerTech ok and???
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T_D_H
are you my daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy
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ComputerTech
because he didn't know that the sheep joke only applies to welsh basically
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T_D_H
velcro gloves
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End3r
I only know one Irishman that fucks sheep
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brandon
ComputerTech i highly doubt that's correct
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brandon
i'm american I know all about the world
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Milambar
so, are you admitting to being Welsh?
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Milambar
hides
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Milambar
have you ever been to Wales?
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Milambar
jokes aside, its actually a nice place
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Milambar
some outstanding coastline views
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Milambar
gorgeous golden beaches
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Milambar
impressive mountains
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brandon
I aLrEAdY hAvE tHaT
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brandon
ComputerTech Prob
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Milambar
No, but he lives so close to the welsh border, we tease him about it
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Milambar
because Aaron is a name of welsh origin