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[00:04:31] socraticDev yeah\o/

[00:09:59] + DuckHunt ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!

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[00:11:00] + DuckHunt The precious golden duck escapes to safety! ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

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[00:24:14] socraticDev bye bye golden ducko

[00:30:16] & wildting2 just be careful not to stand directly underneath it

[00:30:47] socraticDev i will!!

[00:34:24] @ Boliver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtrANDWWyl4

[00:34:25] Internets :: YouTube Red Skelton - Bolivar Goes Hollywood :: (17:09) :: Views 274 :: Rating [+] 3 likes [+] 3 likes ::

[00:36:54] + DuckHunt ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!

[00:37:55] + DuckHunt The duck escapes into the sky! ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[00:45:13] socraticDev bye bye o/

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[00:47:28] * Rizon set mode +v BruceWayne

[00:47:41] + BruceWayne Thanks for the +v

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[00:50:09] & weasel [3nd3r]++

[00:50:12] & weasel SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[00:50:14] & weasel LOL

[00:50:15] [3nd3r] k

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Batmanhush Batmanhush Batmanhush

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[00:51:03] & PapaFrog Hi, Batmanhush

[00:51:05] & PapaFrog How's WV?

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[00:51:22] Milambar did you vote yes or no, PapaFrog

[00:51:30] & PapaFrog yes

[00:51:33] * weasel dances around PapaFrog

[00:51:44] Milambar good man

[00:51:57] * PapaFrog yells at a certain judge in Tazewell.

[00:52:10] Milambar or should that be

[00:52:10] & weasel what happened in Tazewell

[00:52:13] Milambar good amphibian

[00:52:31] & PapaFrog weasel: Judge filed an injuction on a state referendum.

[00:52:42] & PapaFrog In response to a law suit.

[00:52:48] @ Boliver PapaFrog+-

[00:53:57] & wof PapaFrog: STFU!

[00:54:05] & wof PapaFrog: ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

[00:54:27] & wof wtf is [3nd3r]?

[00:54:43] & wof is that the same floridan cock sucka endher?

[00:55:19] & weasel PapaFrog: no worries its just temporary

[00:55:29] & weasel lol

[00:55:47] & weasel they never last more then 3 to 4 weeks

[00:55:58] @ Boliver round and round the mulberry bush

[00:55:59] & weasel most the time because of the courts

[00:56:00] & PapaFrog Hopefully the Supreme Court agrees.

[00:56:29] & PapaFrog They already refised to hear one case. They need to rule on three others.

[00:56:34] & PapaFrog Damn, I cannot type.

[00:56:58] & weasel i got chips and cheese PapaFrog :D

[00:57:08] & PapaFrog I have chicken in the oven.

[00:57:14] & PapaFrog With hawaiian BBQ sauce.

[00:57:22] & weasel oh shit that sounds good

[00:57:37] & weasel REALLY GOOD

[00:57:47] + DuckHunt ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!

[00:57:49] & weasel .bef

[00:57:50] ideal .bef

[00:57:51] & weasel !bef

[00:57:51] + DuckHunt weasel > *befriend* You befriended the duck! [+5 xp] [Ducks befriended: 18]

[00:58:01] * weasel sticks tounge out at ideal

[00:58:06] * weasel pets new duck

[00:58:23] * ideal smirks

[00:58:23] + Techy (¬‿¬)

[00:58:45] & weasel CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[00:58:46] socraticDev hi ceh

[00:58:47] & weasel SE

[00:58:56] * weasel dances around socraticDev

[00:59:01] & weasel i got the cheese and chips!

[00:59:17] socraticDev yeah!!

[00:59:19] socraticDev wow

[00:59:19] & wof wow 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

[00:59:23] socraticDev let's enjoy the feast

[00:59:27] socraticDev hi wof

[00:59:34] & wof socraticDev: sup sorcerer

[00:59:40] socraticDev im watching le movie

[00:59:49] & wof deadly still h4?

[01:00:21] @ Boliver Code Pinesol. I repeat, Code Pinesol.

[01:00:31] * wof pees in the corner

[01:00:38] * weasel shares with socraticDev

[01:00:50] & weasel !bef

[01:00:51] + DuckHunt weasel > *gentle approach* There is no duck to befriend in the area...

[01:00:53] & PapaFrog Boliver: Did you trust another fart?

[01:01:54] @ Boliver Not after what happened yesterday.

[01:02:54] & wof huh

[01:02:59] & wof what happened ?!?!?!

[01:03:05] & wof WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!

[01:03:29] @ Boliver Yesterday at work I was like "This fart doesn't seem very trustworthy. I am only going to unclench a little tiny bit to see if's gas." and then I could sense it was not gas. It was liquid. Not enough to even make it past my asscrack to wet my underware or anything.

[01:03:42] & Naemuti thanks for sharing

[01:03:42] & PapaFrog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB-5HM3zNU8

[01:03:42] Internets :: YouTube The Cleverlys perform "Gangnam Style" :: (04:04) :: Views 280,318 :: Rating [+] 17,021 likes [+] 17,021 likes ::

[01:03:45] & PapaFrog Enjoy.

[01:03:48] & Naemuti or sharting i guess

[01:03:55] @ Boliver I'm not done yet

[01:04:08] ideal you keep your ducks, i've got my parrot ;) -> https://core.1up.wtf/pics/squeaker.jpg

[01:06:58] @ Boliver So I went to the bathroom and I had the longest bout of diarrhea I've ever had. Probably... 8 to twelve pushes. Like niagra falls. And the smell was abhorrid. I was drenched in sweat from that expulsion. I walked out of the bathroom and apologized to the maintenance man because not all of it went down with the flush and warned him not to go in there.

[01:07:29] @ Boliver then I went outside and cooled off in the nice cool morning air

[01:11:02] ~ End3r https://techy.music/

[01:11:02] + Techy [url] TechDJ Live | techy.music

[01:11:07] ~ End3r I'm streaming Boliver

[01:11:17] & wof Boliver: wow

[01:11:19] @ Boliver its past my bedtime End3r

[01:11:23] ideal heya End3r :)

[01:11:28] ~ End3r sux2bu

[01:11:32] @ Boliver yes

[01:11:35] ~ End3r hey ideal

[01:11:42] & wof yea sad because I'm going to take a shot of tequila

[01:11:47] & wof and listen to End3r crap show

[01:11:52] & wof his version anyways

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[01:11:57] @ Boliver i unmuted your stream tab End3r and I am listening

[01:12:03] * ideal tokes

[01:12:06] ~ End3r <3

[01:12:15] ~ End3r I just hit the bong a few times

[01:12:20] @ Boliver I was connected this whole time lol

[01:12:24] ~ End3r I'm right as rain

[01:12:31] ideal just got some slick new headphones

[01:12:35] @ Boliver speakiing of rain End3r

[01:12:37] @ Boliver $w

[01:12:37] + glitchy 🌍 Fort Dodge, Iowa · 🌧️ Light Rain · 🌡️ 14.7°C (58.4°F) · 💧 92% humidity · 🌬️ 14.0 km/h (8.7 mph) ↓S · ☁️ 87% cloud · 🌧️ 1.0 mm/hr · 📊 999 hPa

[01:12:38] ideal on a good deal

[01:12:39] @ Boliver @wa

[01:12:41] @ Boliver $wa

[01:12:42] + glitchy No active weather alerts for Fort Dodge, Iowa.

[01:12:42] & wof End3r: sounds very florida

[01:12:46] & wof 🤣

[01:12:49] ~ End3r it is

[01:13:01] & wof (⚆ ʖ̯⚆)👍

[01:13:14] & wof My 12 inch's loving it

[01:13:25] & wof basin'

[01:13:43] @ Boliver For a sec there I got excited

[01:13:45] & wof I've got two 12's in my office

[01:13:55] & wof Boliver: two 12 inch penis'

[01:13:56] & wof ?

[01:14:12] FlatEarther I'm blazing it outside right now :D

[01:14:13] @ Boliver Basin added the needed context

[01:14:25] & wof base base!

[01:14:34] @ Boliver All your base are belong to me

[01:14:41] @ Boliver prepare for destruction

[01:14:41] ideal any irssi users here?

[01:14:43] @ Boliver make your time

[01:14:45] & wof My office floors are rumblin'

[01:14:49] @ Boliver ha ha ha

[01:14:50] & wof ideal: o/

[01:14:52] & wof Irssi 1.4.5 (20231003) - http://www.irssi.org

[01:14:52] + Techy [url] Irssi | www.irssi.org

[01:15:07] & wof They come out with a new version?

[01:15:10] ideal is there a way to make it stop redrawing my session and wiping out nickcolors ? idk if its irssi, or screen, or what the fuck is happening

[01:15:14] & wof i havne't fucked with betas

[01:15:15] ideal but its annoyhing af

[01:15:26] @ Boliver 4.7.1

[01:15:29] @ Boliver weechat

[01:15:29] & wof ideal: are you using windows?

[01:15:33] ideal nah

[01:15:39] ideal kde neon

[01:15:43] ideal on my laptop

[01:15:46] & wof oh idk

[01:15:50] ideal but im runnign irssi via screen on a vm

[01:15:54] @ Boliver I use Glowing Bear to connect to Weechat to connect to ZNC to connect to IRC

[01:16:05] @ Boliver Glowing bear runs in a browser or as en electron app

[01:16:07] & wof I'm sshing from a windows system and the terminal finally is good after a bit of tink

[01:16:37] ideal i cant decide if its the terminal, screen, irssi, maybe my irssi theme, lol

[01:16:38] & wof I'm sure the kde terminal is different because I deal with it on my mac

[01:16:40] ideal time to start troubleshooting i guess

[01:16:43] & wof but I dont' irc from the mac

[01:16:46] * End3r shakes his booty

[01:16:47] & wof yea

[01:16:50] ideal yeah im using konsole

[01:16:53] & wof sorry wish I could help

[01:16:56] ideal i should just fire up rxvt and see if it hapens

[01:16:59] ideal i'll kep ya posted

[01:17:02] ideal if i figure it out

[01:17:03] & wof terminals are a cunt

[01:17:13] & wof between mac, windows, and linux are different

[01:17:18] ~ End3r I haven't used irssi in like 15 years lol

[01:17:27] & wof End3r: it just works for me bro

[01:17:29] ~ End3r I also don't use kde

[01:17:30] & wof I like it

[01:17:31] & wof =D

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dcpf dcpf

[01:17:45] & wof End3r: I'm waiting for bitchx to come back

[01:17:46] ideal End3r: whats your irc client of choice for daily driving?

[01:17:55] & wof but the bitchx writers are off and on

[01:17:57] & wof ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[01:17:59] ideal recently looked at hexdroid as an android option, and its okay

[01:18:13] ideal wof: bitchx got a rust re-write recently lol

[01:18:14] ~ End3r for normal irc, I use the lounge, when I have to be serious, I open hexchat otr my custom irc client

[01:18:25] ideal but i think it was vibe coded

[01:18:42] ideal End3r: yeah i use both of those for various things as well

[01:19:00] ~ End3r on my phone, I just use the lounge

[01:19:41] ~ End3r If I am on irc on my phone, it's because I am taking a shit or not at home or don't have a laptop with me.

[01:20:11] ~ End3r sec

[01:20:15] ~ End3r working on the stream

[01:20:49] + T_D_H ideal, the rust recode was vibe coded

[01:20:59] & PapaFrog don't cross the streams.

[01:21:09] + DuckHunt ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!

[01:21:12] & PapaFrog !banbg

[01:21:13] + wobotkoala !bang

[01:21:13] + DuckHunt wobotkoala > *BANG* You hit the duck for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. \_X< *KWAK* [+10 xp] [Total ducks: 15]

[01:21:13] + DuckHunt wobotkoala > The duck dropped a Item 3! [Added to inventory]

[01:24:55] FlatEarther End3r: phone posting is so comfy

[01:24:57] & wof ideal: I'm friends with the bitchx developers they seem to be back and forth since they're all working so much it isn't to dedicate code time to a side project with a low user base

[01:25:08] & wof ideal: i did see the re-write

[01:25:45] & wof End3r: damn you and CT mix on this stream?

[01:25:49] & wof the mix is good

[01:25:54] * wof cancels di.fm

[01:25:55] & wof :p

[01:26:07] ~ End3r he only does 70's and 80's. I do electro

[01:26:52] ~ End3r I do breakbeats, house, and progressive trance

[01:27:06] & wof nice

[01:27:22] & wof I remember shohat starting di.fm on efnet

[01:27:45] & wof he posted that shit and listen to it had a free acount for years till i stop logging into it then it must of sold it

[01:27:56] & wof cause my account was gone then I had to register again and pay for it

[01:27:58] & wof all good

[01:28:11] ~ End3r will stream until I go to bed

[01:28:30] & wof nice

[01:32:16] DrStupid greatest hello world programmer somehow made it possible to refuse a bad offer. lol.

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[01:33:43] @ Boliver Give this guy his free cranial rectumectomy coupon and send him on his way

[01:38:33] FlatEarther Boliver: I couldn't cum today when jerking off.

[01:38:57] ~ End3r don't drink so much

[01:39:05] ~ End3r and watch better porn

[01:40:06] FlatEarther I'm not drinking, I'm smoking marijuana.

[01:41:50] @ Boliver Are you taking any SSRIs?

[01:43:46] & Naemuti i wrote a hello world program last night

[01:44:00] & Naemuti using gcc ia-16

[01:44:21] * kaitphone hisses

[01:44:34] & Naemuti hi kaitphone

[01:44:40] & Naemuti are you a cat

[01:44:44] @ Boliver hi bitches

[01:44:55] + kaitphone I can be

[01:45:10] + kaitphone Boliver: I will slap you.

[01:45:52] Milambar he'd get off o that

[01:46:09] @ Boliver Yeah. I request that during intercourse when I'm the bottom.

[01:46:51] ~ End3r jesus

[01:47:04] @ Boliver I like strangled a lil too

[01:50:33] + kaitphone Careful, he might like being called that, End3r

[01:51:06] + kaitphone I mean, he's the one getting nailed...

[01:51:09] & PapaFrog Did you hear about the gullible sheep?

[01:51:13] & PapaFrog IT GOT FLEECED!

[01:51:52] @ Boliver yes

[01:52:04] @ Boliver i have delusions of grandeur

[01:52:21] @ wez PapaFrog: BABOOM CHINK!

[01:52:24] aloo_shu no way

[01:52:31] + kaitphone Boliver: s/of grandeur//

[01:52:31] + Techy kaitphone thinks Boliver meant to say: i have delusions

[01:52:37] @ Boliver <-- savior

[01:53:18] * PapaFrog nails Boliver to a wooden cross.

[01:53:35] * Milambar burns the cross

[01:53:37] * Boliver resurrects immediately

[01:54:19] * wez goes zombie hunting

[01:54:50] @ Boliver Angels! Hear my command! Smite these unbelievers

[01:55:04] * ideal tokes

[01:55:31] * Boliver tokes

[01:55:38] @ Boliver bed time

[01:55:40] @ Boliver gn

[01:55:41] ideal i think i solved my issue

[01:55:49] ideal turns out was Konsole being stupid

[01:55:57] & updog mario in da clubz

[01:55:58] & PapaFrog A couple was on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died. They gave the husband a choice between her being buried in the holy land or sending her body back on a jet. He said, "Send her home." The funeral director, confused, asked, "You are both Jewish, why wouldn't you want her to be buried here?" He replied, "One time, a Jew was interred here and three days later he came back to life. I'm not taking any chances!"

[01:56:16] & updog i'm picturing mario breakdancing in the 80's, End3r

[01:56:18] ideal switched to Terminator and now my colors arent getting blasted away when the terminal re-renders lol

[01:56:44] ~ End3r lmao

[01:57:12] ~ End3r https://techy.music/stream.mp3 is the direct url

[01:57:13] ideal and i dont think konsole was even truecolor, cuz now things look way better overall lol

[01:57:15] ideal samef ont/et

[01:57:15] ideal \

[01:57:18] ideal same font/etc

[01:57:32] ~ End3r if you don't want to use the web interface

[01:57:46] DrStupid End3r: hello

[01:58:01] ~ End3r DrStupid don't schizo in here

[01:58:03] DrStupid End3r: I am... not only impressed

[01:58:13] ideal hmmm

[01:58:26] DrStupid actually let's just say i'm really impressed and move on

[01:58:50] ideal and yet you could have said nothing at all, and moved on

[01:58:57] ideal how unfortunate

[01:59:19] DrStupid My mother, Setsuko Colby, wanted to have Nick Colby, my father, who worked for the CIA

[01:59:38] DrStupid i saw him masturbating to his family: 1 wife, two kids

[01:59:39] & updog End3r, that reminds me of dirty talk

[01:59:44] DrStupid he was an anthropologist

[01:59:46] & updog ever listened?

[01:59:53] DrStupid omg updog lol

[02:00:08] DrStupid i've the last person who was what's updog for months

[02:00:25] DrStupid yea that was me. i was having problems but trying to live on rizon, not freenode

[02:00:49] & updog hey, how's it going?

[02:00:50] & Naemuti i think terry davis was more coherent than this

[02:01:10] DrStupid updog you wouldn't even believe my situation

[02:01:19] DrStupid there

[02:01:27] DrStupid there is a "cat" involved

[02:01:37] & updog there's always a cat involved

[02:01:39] & updog those evil creatures

[02:01:46] DrStupid and by "cat" cia fucking disgraceful code-language for a female human

[02:02:00] & updog even more evil

[02:02:23] DrStupid if our government wasn't retarded I'd just make the SS and CIA (SS does money)

[02:02:32] ~ End3r let's not schizo in here plskthx

[02:02:44] DrStupid End3r: i will give you my phone number

[02:02:51] ~ End3r No thx

[02:02:51] DrStupid i am not kidding i want voice with you now

[02:03:00] ~ End3r I am mixing music

[02:03:02] & Naemuti let's watch japaneat videos instead

[02:03:15] ~ End3r no time to talk with crazy asses

[02:03:36] DrStupid ...

[02:03:42] DrStupid End3r: so whom talk with then?

[02:03:51] & updog sex workers

[02:04:08] DrStupid updog: shhhhhh... I don't want to tell End3r the answer

[02:04:15] ~ End3r a therapist, DrStupid

[02:04:19] DrStupid i'm trying to have sex with End3r

[02:04:31] ~ End3r .k DrStupid no! down boy!

[02:04:31] * Rizon kicked DrStupid (no! down boy!)

[02:05:29] & Naemuti this is like having a second weasel here

[02:05:32] * LimitServ set mode +l 335

[02:05:34] ~ End3r rofl

[02:06:00] & updog nice song

[02:08:35] ~ End3r :D

[02:08:46] & Naemuti https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yl2LPO8xUHQ

[02:10:36] * Boliver tag teams End3r

[02:10:55] & weasel Naemuti: LOL

[02:12:01] kcrow ermine detected!

[02:12:09] * weasel feeds kcrow a chip and cheese

[02:12:21] & weasel these are pretty good!!!

[02:12:40] + DuckHunt ·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·. \_O< QUACK!

[02:12:47] & ADMIRAL_HUBRIS !bang

[02:12:47] + DuckHunt ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You hit the FAST DUCK for 1 damage! It has 0 HP left. [+12 xp] [Total ducks: 158]

[02:12:52] & weasel .!bef

[02:12:55] & weasel !bef

[02:12:55] + DuckHunt weasel > *gentle approach* There is no duck to befriend in the area...

[02:13:02] & weasel GOD DAMNIT LOL

[02:13:12] & ADMIRAL_HUBRIS >:-)

[02:13:21] ~ End3r that was a terrible mix

[02:13:22] & weasel thats it

[02:13:29] & weasel Milambar: ADMIRAL_HUBRIS is banging ducks again

[02:13:37] & updog no more?

[02:13:40] & updog i liked it

[02:13:45] @ Boliver i want music

[02:14:01] ~ End3r no, I fucked it up

[02:14:06] ~ End3r wasnt clean at all

[02:14:57] & weasel i didnt notice i thought it was great

[02:15:02] ~ End3r :D

[02:15:05] @ Boliver Code Pinesol. I repeat, Code Pinesol.

[02:15:18] ~ End3r I love this track

[02:15:31] * End3r turns volume up

[02:16:11] & weasel End3r: no audio coming though the stream

[02:16:29] ~ End3r stop and start it?

[02:16:38] & weasel stopped and restarted

[02:16:43] & weasel still nothing

[02:16:43] ~ End3r same?

[02:16:48] ~ End3r sec

[02:17:02] aloo_shu reboot? update?

[02:17:03] & weasel same

[02:17:12] & weasel hey aloo_shu :D

[02:17:18] aloo_shu yo

[02:17:44] ~ End3r weird

[02:17:50] & weasel completely offline

[02:17:54] & weasel lol

[02:17:55] aloo_shu silence is golden *pling*

[02:18:37] * Boliver fucks off to bed

[02:18:54] & weasel Boliver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[02:19:15] aloo_shu ct is has started compiling his vibecoded super mario clone in rust

[02:19:27] & Naemuti Scratch*

[02:19:32] & Naemuti Rust is too hard for him

[02:20:37] & elcasey hey y'all

[02:20:44] & weasel $weed End3r

[02:20:44] * glitchy tosses a weed lollipop 🍭 to End3r with a wink 😉

[02:20:46] & elcasey Naemuti: how you doing?

[02:20:47] & weasel hey elcasey

[02:20:52] & elcasey hey buddy

[02:21:01] * NiniGeo3 is now known as NiniGeo2

[02:21:03] & weasel its almost Friday!!!

[02:21:04] & Naemuti ah life tossed me a bit of shit recently

[02:21:10] & elcasey :(

[02:21:18] NiniGeo2 Wew almost Friday!

[02:21:31] * NiniGeo2 patpats the Naemuti on the back

[02:22:10] NiniGeo2 Oh I helped some 4th graders with their Scratch homework one time. I was surprised how approachable it was even with me not knowing it at all. That was neat :)

[02:22:21] & elcasey that is neat

[02:22:50] & elcasey I met a bloke from New Hampshire at breakfast and he wasn't even tryna move to Florida, it was great lol

[02:23:09] & elcasey he was like "man everything here is fucked now" yes, brother

[02:23:40] & elcasey but we had a great chat, he knew Marlborough

[02:24:14] & Naemuti they made us do Scratch in college

[02:24:17] & Naemuti i was a little offended

[02:24:35] & elcasey and then I drove to Kissimmee and I wanted to cry because they've pushed "orlando" like another 20 miles east

[02:25:09] & elcasey what is Scratch?

[02:25:27] NiniGeo2 Scratch is like a visual programming language that's designed to be easy for kids to learn.

[02:25:31] & elcasey oh ok!

[02:25:33] NiniGeo2 It was developed by some folks at MIT

[02:25:39] & Naemuti yeah

[02:25:40] & PapaFrog OMG Scratch is bad.

[02:25:41] & elcasey Naemuti: and now I get it lol

[02:25:56] & Naemuti it was such a like, one of these things is not like the other experience because like

[02:26:01] & PapaFrog Turtle LOGO is so much better.

[02:26:04] & Naemuti in my other courses i was learning C, C++, Java

[02:26:06] & Naemuti and then SCRATCH

[02:26:07] & Naemuti lol

[02:26:15] & Naemuti who decided on that curriculum

[02:26:19] & elcasey i dropped outta college back in the 00s because all they knew how to teach was C++ or Java

[02:26:26] & Naemuti i like C

[02:26:27] @ wez Boliver: Good idea

[02:26:27] NiniGeo2 I bet that the Scratch course was being offered as a cross-course for non-programmers to take in the programming track.

[02:26:29] & Naemuti i don't like Java

[02:26:42] & Naemuti yeah well they made the CS students do it

[02:26:43] & PapaFrog Java is verbose.

[02:26:48] & Naemuti exactly

[02:26:55] & Naemuti everything in Java is like corporate speak syntax

[02:26:57] NiniGeo2 Oh yeah I hate using Java too. I took a year of Java in high school and I did some Java programming at a job afterwards and Java is just painful to use D:

[02:27:00] & Naemuti its like PowerShell lol

[02:27:14] & elcasey yeah and I never wanted to be a "computer scientist" so it never made sense to me

[02:27:15] & Naemuti MBA driven language

[02:27:18] & PapaFrog I'm going to use Java in my compilers course.

[02:27:22] & PapaFrog Using ANTLR.

[02:27:24] & Naemuti use Ruby

[02:27:25] & Naemuti :D

[02:27:33] & elcasey ^

[02:27:36] & elcasey CHEF!

[02:27:44] & Naemuti finally a fellow ruby fan

[02:27:55] & elcasey fan is a bit strong haha

[02:27:55] & PapaFrog I think cold affects my anxiety.

[02:28:03] & elcasey but my last hell-client did Chef

[02:28:31] & elcasey but it's NOT bad

[02:28:48] & elcasey beer is great, God is good, and people are crazy ~

[02:28:57] & PapaFrog Just switch to Scheme.

[02:29:00] & elcasey (song I was listening to)

[02:29:02] & PapaFrog I hate lisp.

[02:29:39] & elcasey I like Ansible most for IaC

[02:29:53] & elcasey but I was very basic with it all

[02:30:27] & elcasey I wrote (ok "wrote") a whole platform for mainframe modernization using Ansible and Jenkins

[02:31:00] @ wez I like how Ansible is python

[02:31:03] & elcasey all I basically did (and it was a damn chore) was automate recompilining loads of COBOL to run on Linux

[02:31:19] & elcasey recomplining, new word

[02:31:20] @ wez COBOL, 1995's solution to everything

[02:31:38] & updog it's time we bring back

[02:31:42] * wildting2 quit (Quit: Leaving)

[02:31:45] @ wez Or was that CORBA

[02:31:46] & elcasey COBOL is the future

[02:31:48] & elcasey and the past

[02:31:57] @ wez Lets all just C~

[02:32:00] @ wez :)

[02:32:22] @ wez #include "elcasey.h"

[02:32:22] & elcasey literally was looking at code with comments that said like "June 1983"

[02:32:32] @ wez elcasey: whaaaaaaatt?

[02:32:43] & Naemuti elcasey for advent of code last year i did a program in GnuCOBOL

[02:32:52] @ wez elcasey: They probably didn't remove the comments from when they converted it from C

[02:32:53] & updog BASIC, COBOL and fortran

[02:32:54] & elcasey hey man, enterprise aint Javascript and shit :P

[02:33:10] @ wez elcasey: That's right, enterprise is Java :P

[02:33:14] * wez hides

[02:33:17] & elcasey ^^^^

[02:33:17] & updog you think google would hire me if i tell them i'm proficient in fortran?

[02:33:22] & elcasey wez: no you right!!!

[02:33:29] & Naemuti i taught myself COBOL *and* Forth last year

[02:33:35] & Naemuti really cooked my brain good

[02:33:37] @ wez elcasey: It is a truth bomb no one wants to hear though

[02:33:51] & updog Naemuti, are you ready to get a job in a banking system?

[02:33:58] & Naemuti i hate banks but also yes

[02:34:02] & elcasey thank God I didn t need to learn COBOL. I just wrote the shit that recompiled it for this Linux AS/400 platform

[02:34:04] @ wez FORTRAN IT!

[02:34:18] & elcasey and OMG DB2 :(

[02:34:26] & Naemuti updog will they make me QSECOFR

[02:34:31] * elcasey PTSDs

[02:34:38] @ wez elcasey: IBM Is the worst

[02:34:44] & elcasey Naemuti: whatś updog?

[02:34:47] & elcasey HA HA HA HA

[02:34:52] NiniGeo2 Oh my uncle used to work in COBOL. He worked for a health insurance company and maintained their old as heck servers.

[02:34:58] & elcasey i need to go to sleep soon

[02:34:58] & updog nothing much, 'sup with you?

[02:35:02] & elcasey :D

[02:35:03] & updog Naemuti, you gotta earn it

[02:35:34] & Naemuti boooo

[02:35:43] & Naemuti i wanna walk in the door day 1 and be like i'm queen of this palace

[02:36:01] & elcasey that sounds awesome

[02:36:04] & PapaFrog RPG makes good money

[02:36:09] @ wez elcasey: DB2, shit, their messaging service, complete shit. From a company that made Jew counting devices for the Nazis in WWII and equipment to break the enigma code for the British what do you expect I guess, two faced garbage company...

[02:36:17] & updog pascal

[02:36:27] & Naemuti you know that scene in dilbert where wallys says hi i'm an engineer

[02:36:29] & Naemuti and everyone just bows

[02:36:31] & elcasey wez: just automating its ... deployment?? ... took me MONTHS

[02:36:39] & updog you want to be wally?

[02:36:43] & Naemuti yes

[02:36:43] & updog nobody wants to be wally

[02:36:53] & elcasey wez: and it was mostly the Indians fucking it all up and blaming my automation code :P

[02:36:57] @ wez Not even wally wants to be wally

[02:37:05] @ wez elcasey: haha

[02:37:13] & PapaFrog If I could get paid to drink coffee all day, I'd do it.

[02:37:24] & updog i'd want a cubicle like in office space

[02:37:28] & elcasey then a colleague wrote some shit in Python (and I give him full credit for this) to prevent them fucking it up, it was awesome

[02:37:37] & PapaFrog updog: Two women at the same time!

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