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[00:15:56] + kaitphone Hi Kanabit

[00:16:19] + kaitphone Ohai elcasey

[00:16:41] + kaitphone Tired AF

[00:16:50] + kaitphone Sadie got me good last night

[00:16:55] + kaitphone No

[00:17:13] + kaitphone My work is usually pretty easy this time of year.

[00:17:40] + kaitphone Naemuti: oh that asshat is around? I finally put his dumbass on ignore

[00:18:02] + kaitphone Kanabit: shit sleep plus other shit

[00:18:29] + kaitphone He did evade the ignore in #chat, but nothing was done

[00:18:48] + kaitphone I'm not sure my husband would like that, Kanabit

[00:19:10] + kaitphone Who said that?

[00:19:14] + kaitphone He is not single

[00:19:16] + kaitphone He has me

[00:21:03] + kaitphone You sure it's cause no one wants to settle? :p

[00:21:20] + kaitphone ^

[00:23:47] + kaitphone They're not staffed enough to

[00:23:54] + kaitphone Probably NSA

[00:24:30] + kaitphone The IRS and I have issues between January and April 15th

[00:24:46] + kaitphone (I am a bookkeeper and I'm also certified to do taxes)

[00:25:42] + kaitphone Your nan, End3r

[00:26:58] + kaitphone If I ever leave the US, I'd probably go to the UK

[00:27:04] + kaitphone Harass Milambar

[00:27:09] + kaitphone And a few others

[00:27:25] + kaitphone It is? Damn

[00:27:39] + kaitphone Ynh?

[00:28:26] + kaitphone Lol

[00:28:33] + kaitphone We should get elcasey to NJ

[00:29:31] + kaitphone Damn we shouldn't tell him about next week then

[00:31:33] + kaitphone You mean more alcohol than rbc?

[00:31:44] + kaitphone Hahaha

[00:33:07] + kaitphone Welcome to the CT style of management

[00:33:09] + kaitphone Amirite

[00:33:59] + kaitphone OPE

[00:35:04] + kaitphone End3r: Rd snt it your turn to bend over and spread em?

[00:35:14] + kaitphone Isn't*

[00:35:23] + kaitphone Damn Jenny being a helpful kitty

[00:36:09] + kaitphone I think this guy is on AlterEgo_ levels today

[00:36:37] + kaitphone But at least he's not being creepy

[00:43:30] + kaitphone Thank god

[00:47:08] + kaitphone elcasey: and you love me too :p

[00:50:04] + kaitphone What?

[00:50:13] + kaitphone What are you on about, elcasey?

[00:50:43] + kaitphone We are friends. Why?

[00:51:21] + kaitphone He what?

[00:51:28] + kaitphone What the fuck is he smoking?

[00:51:54] + kaitphone I have his ass on ignore too cause he's a bit irritating.

[00:52:46] + kaitphone There's only so much I can handle dealing with a combination of intoxication and stupidity.

[00:53:06] + kaitphone Yes

[01:00:51] + kaitphone Jenny says RHOW

[01:19:18] + kaitphone More proof he's a fucking moron

[01:19:38] + kaitphone This is why we shouldn't give car keys to an inexperienced driver.

[01:20:20] + kaitphone Hah

[01:20:49] + kaitphone Or jump off a bridge with an untested parachute.

[01:21:32] + kaitphone End3r: how was that rude?

[01:22:09] + kaitphone I was saying it would be likely something he'd do.

[01:22:18] + kaitphone In response to what Naemuti was saying.

[01:22:23] + kaitphone That's not rude.

[01:24:30] + kaitphone I wasn't telling him to commit suicide

[01:25:02] + kaitphone Which if you read what I said when I rejoined

[01:25:20] + kaitphone I was saying that was in response to what Naemuti said about something he'd probably do

[01:25:27] + kaitphone Not telling him to do it.

[01:26:11] + kaitphone If I wanted to tell someone to kill themselves, I'd say <nick> go kill yourself

[01:26:55] + kaitphone Learn 2 read :)

[01:30:19] + kaitphone wez: !!!!!

[01:37:27] + kaitphone Give up vaping?

[01:38:07] + kaitphone I don't smoke

[01:38:27] + kaitphone Well, I did try weed once. Made me paranoid AF.

[01:54:17] + kaitphone Ohai ComputerTech

[01:55:12] + kaitphone It's probably m i n k

[01:55:30] + kaitphone Not hard

[01:55:36] + kaitphone Like my dick when you're around

[01:57:08] + kaitphone Can you even classify Taco Bell as food?

[01:57:59] + kaitphone When I want Mexican food, I got a few places around me run by someone's abuelita.

[01:58:21] + kaitphone It can be when done right

[01:58:58] + kaitphone I make good Mexican food

[01:59:00] + kaitphone \o/

[01:59:38] + kaitphone On a scale of 1-10, 9.5

[02:00:25] + kaitphone I've had people from Hispanic countries surprised that this gringa makes good ass Mexican food.

[02:00:26] + kaitphone Ew

[02:00:55] + kaitphone Taylor ham only belongs on a breakfast burrito. As in one with eggs, cheese, and peppers.

[02:02:13] + kaitphone Milambar: you've made my pico de gallo recipe

[02:02:22] + kaitphone ^^^^

[02:02:24] + kaitphone Yes.

[02:03:23] + kaitphone I don't put chili in it

[02:03:57] + kaitphone If I do the jalapeño at all, it's minced so slightly and I don't even use the whole thing

[02:05:52] + kaitphone Lol

[02:06:03] + kaitphone Hobbesie is attached to Dunky

[02:06:15] + kaitphone And his Skunky brother too

[02:07:02] + kaitphone I might send you Sadie after last night

[02:07:36] + kaitphone elcasey: https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/6EIOsMnW/2870.jpg

[02:10:10] + kaitphone Lol

[02:10:32] + kaitphone She had a clump of poop stuck to her ass. We had to scrape it off of her fur too.

[02:10:57] + kaitphone The clump was the size of a fucking grape tomato

[02:11:02] + kaitphone Lol

[02:11:12] + kaitphone I know how to care for wounds :p

[02:11:56] + kaitphone Naemuti: gastritis kinda made me stop :p

[02:12:50] + kaitphone I still get bad heartburn and tummy aches if I put too much heat in stuff or black pepper.

[02:13:15] + kaitphone Lol

[02:13:34] + kaitphone I keep a big ass bottle of Hibiclens in the house for wound care

[02:13:51] + kaitphone That's the shit they use on people before going into surgery to sterilize.

[02:14:34] + kaitphone elcasey: I did TNR work and worked with a rescue based in East Orange/Newark for a bit. I'm full of scars.

[02:15:05] + kaitphone Trap neuter release

[02:15:29] + kaitphone Yeah

[02:16:01] + kaitphone Please tell me she would get them fixed

[02:16:14] + kaitphone Or worked with someone who does

[02:16:17] + kaitphone Oh ok good

[02:17:15] + kaitphone Shit, we need a program like that for ComputerTech

[02:23:40] + kaitphone Naemuti: if you come to Jersey, I'll let you pet my kitties...if they let you anyway

[02:25:46] + kaitphone Rukia_Kuchiki: make sure you knock some sense into him while you're at it

[02:42:03] + kaitphone I make slow cooker chicken fajitas, tacos, enchiladas, pico de gallo, guacamole

[02:42:16] + kaitphone I could make pernil if I wanted

[02:42:24] + kaitphone But that's a shit ton of pork

[02:42:42] + kaitphone I eat bacon and sausage

[02:42:59] + kaitphone Just not during the Sabbath or high holidays

[02:43:56] + kaitphone There is

[02:44:03] + kaitphone They're considered not kosher

[02:44:31] + kaitphone There is also a restriction on eating meat and dairy together in the same meal

[02:44:39] + kaitphone But I don't follow that one either

[02:44:49] + kaitphone Fake cheese tastes like ASS

[02:45:17] + kaitphone And I can't really eat fake meat during Passover as it's made from soy.

[02:45:39] + kaitphone Soybeans are considered "kitniyot" aka forbidden.

[02:45:49] + kaitphone Forbids beans and legumes and seeds.

[02:46:09] + kaitphone Not during Passover

[02:46:12] + kaitphone Lol

[02:46:23] + kaitphone Which is why I'm grumpy during Passover.

[02:46:54] + kaitphone Nope, no bread during Passover.

[02:46:59] + kaitphone https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/rGrkXtPg/2882.png

[02:47:14] + kaitphone Milambar: click pic I just posted

[02:47:50] + kaitphone I'm not grumpy, I'm just New Jerseyan.

[02:48:15] + kaitphone ^

[02:48:41] + kaitphone Comes standard with Taylor Ham and backhanding people who ask what exit or call it joisey

[02:48:50] + kaitphone Only Staten Island calls it Joisey

[02:50:05] + kaitphone A backhanding?

[02:54:17] + kaitphone Bawston

[03:30:31] + kaitphone You mean a contraceptive

[03:30:46] + kaitphone Or a preventative

[03:30:51] + kaitphone Either or :p

[03:32:21] + kaitphone No clue. Both parties are weird.

[03:32:26] + kaitphone Ikr

[03:33:29] + kaitphone Maybe we should tell some of these guys to get off the lawn

[03:34:06] + kaitphone Put some cheddar cheese with that shit

[03:34:09] + kaitphone On a bagel

[03:34:13] + kaitphone Omnomnom

[03:35:35] + kaitphone Oh great. Don just turned off his light as he's about ready to snore and I'm not far behind him. However, we now have a singing and zoomy House Skunk.

[03:35:54] + kaitphone Can't blame him

[04:06:17] + kaitphone Naemuti: https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1CdikgYMCM/

[04:08:37] + kaitphone Was that really quote worthy?

[04:08:43] + kaitphone It's not silly or unusual.

[04:09:02] + kaitphone .quote read 1331

[04:09:23] + kaitphone I guess so

[04:10:07] + kaitphone .quote read 1330

[04:10:52] + kaitphone Well at least that one was semi silly

[16:57:05] + kaitphone Wtf did I miss?

[17:00:10] + kaitphone O.o

[17:00:32] + kaitphone Just wondering wtf you're talking about

[17:00:41] + kaitphone Oh ok

[17:01:39] + kaitphone Ngl I kinda feel like slapping around some jerkoffs

[18:31:32] + kaitphone You know, my cats do the same thing

[18:31:37] + kaitphone Except it's cuter on them.

[19:12:38] + kaitphone Oh, is it asshole o'clock again?

[19:15:01] + kaitphone Ha

[19:15:58] + kaitphone Yeah but you still left me with a different asshole

[19:17:07] + kaitphone Could you blame me?

[19:17:52] + kaitphone Didn't think so

[19:18:06] + kaitphone And one a bit ago today

[19:19:30] + kaitphone Milambar: my guess was probably a game of Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes

[19:19:48] + kaitphone Get out of my head

[19:20:02] + kaitphone It's bad enough Naemuti and I share brainwaves

[19:20:10] + kaitphone Placid, calm?

[19:20:13] + kaitphone Ahahaha

[19:20:22] + kaitphone He can have his moments of being a butthead.

[19:22:07] + kaitphone Kind of reminds me of Cookie

[19:22:47] + kaitphone Except Cookie gives sloppy kissies and drools when he kneads.

[19:24:33] + kaitphone What are we trading CT for?

[19:25:47] + kaitphone I'd rather step on a pile of broken glass barefoot than deal with Boliver. CT has his moments as of late.

[19:26:13] + kaitphone Is it bad?

[19:26:25] + kaitphone What happened?

[19:26:55] + kaitphone Did his liver finally threaten to quit?

[19:27:07] + kaitphone I'm not

[19:27:17] + kaitphone My uncle was an alcoholic

[19:27:44] + kaitphone Gotcha

[19:28:01] + kaitphone At least it's not health related.

[19:28:54] + kaitphone I just don't want him turning out like my uncle did.

[19:29:16] + kaitphone Health complications from excessive alcohol and drug use got him.

[19:31:03] + kaitphone I wasn't trying to press.

[19:36:36] + kaitphone There are two Bolivers? Gross. Now I have to put the other on ignore too.

[19:37:02] + kaitphone Ohai woffy

[19:37:34] + kaitphone Don't look at me, I'm an innocent Kait

[19:37:41] + kaitphone Shut UP End3r

[20:23:18] + kaitphone We say soda here in Jersey

[21:33:30] + kaitphone No idea, ask yournamehere

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