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[02:26:45] & KnownSyntax !daily

[02:27:23] & KnownSyntax *pew pew*

[02:30:31] & KnownSyntax these loads aren’t bullets though

[02:30:38] & KnownSyntax 😉

[02:31:37] & KnownSyntax Rip fensta

[02:34:48] & KnownSyntax am I tho

[02:36:32] & KnownSyntax ASN in China too right?

[03:01:21] & KnownSyntax I feel that vibe

[03:01:27] & KnownSyntax You all get me, and we all get each other

[03:20:41] & KnownSyntax Meh this weekend’s Euphoria episode was good. Now to wait for the boys to come out tomorrow

[03:27:09] & KnownSyntax Episode 2 is way better than 1 lol

[03:27:31] & KnownSyntax I guess we found End3r’s fridge; https://x.com/impossiblyeve/status/2049193689012936740?s=46

[06:04:11] & KnownSyntax “sexy pictures to a FTP server” just screams pedo porn

[06:05:01] & KnownSyntax prob bad DNS on your browser or ISP

[06:05:12] & KnownSyntax I’d try via a old school HTTP web produ

[06:05:14] & KnownSyntax *proxy

[06:05:16] & KnownSyntax To see if it’s up

[06:07:58] & KnownSyntax I don’t think it’s your DNS. It sounds like you need more RAM

[06:07:59] & KnownSyntax https://downloadmoreram.com

[06:08:09] & KnownSyntax Try that since I used it and got 100GB of more RAM for free

[06:09:15] & KnownSyntax when coding was Visual Basic in Excel

[06:09:21] & KnownSyntax bring us back to the good old days

[06:09:32] & KnownSyntax Or MySpace was popular and you had to use HTML and felt like a hacker

[06:10:00] & KnownSyntax Windows 8.1 is iconic

[06:10:31] & KnownSyntax Lmfao I heard of that never used it though

[06:10:49] & KnownSyntax .yt flick of the wrist

[06:12:05] & KnownSyntax SolidSnake seems like he prefers the bottom vs the top weasel

[06:12:24] & KnownSyntax just gotta make sure he ain’t a dead fish while licking those flicking wrists

[06:12:37] & KnownSyntax Naemuti: 100%. Wish I could just lay there and be a dead fish

[06:13:46] & KnownSyntax SolidSnake: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlJWkJTAFdtsAouxvxtpNlISX4ZJmD_rjpekz5G3Z0AFWddo4ZKAboSOQG&s=10

[06:14:12] & KnownSyntax GOTTTEEEEMMM 👌

[06:15:42] & KnownSyntax weasel: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlJWkJTAFdtsAouxvxtpNlISX4ZJmD_rjpekz5G3Z0AFWddo4ZKAboSOQG&s=10

[06:15:46] & KnownSyntax Ah fuck

[06:15:53] & KnownSyntax Didn’t copy right

[06:15:59] & KnownSyntax https://downy.com/en-us/fabric-softener/scent-beads

[06:16:04] & KnownSyntax Use those instead of the dryer sheets ^

[06:16:11] & KnownSyntax You will thank me later, these are way better

[06:17:12] & KnownSyntax I blame this keyboard for not hitting the key in fully (rip to butterfly keys). But those scent beads > dryer sheets

[06:17:30] & KnownSyntax Dryer sheets are like the ghetto and those beads are like the mansions in Hollywood

[06:17:57] & KnownSyntax You put a half a cup in the washing machine

[06:18:06] & KnownSyntax Throw clothes in, and detergent

[06:18:16] & KnownSyntax Then through wet clothes in the dryer

[06:18:21] & KnownSyntax Boom. Smells amazing

[06:18:47] & KnownSyntax Fensta: I am an alpha male. Want to hear me howl?

[06:19:15] & KnownSyntax 🐺🔉🔉

[06:19:44] & KnownSyntax but you gotta smell good for the ladies, and if they go to your place and need a shirt it ain’t crusty or smelling like ass

[06:19:50] & KnownSyntax only reason I know of those beads

[06:20:41] & KnownSyntax SolidSnake: we are more eco friendly here, we do not use “gas” cause that destroys the earth. We use EVs and electricity like the first world countries we are

[06:20:53] & KnownSyntax Fensta: def is smell then

[06:21:04] & KnownSyntax Also using the right cologne can make them crawl up to you

[06:21:41] & KnownSyntax If they are black girls, I personally use the “Chris Brown Beat’em” cologne

[06:22:16] & KnownSyntax Otherwise you can use more friendly ones like for white girls they love some Johnny Depp “Amber Heard’s Tears” cologne

[06:22:36] & KnownSyntax SolidSnake: this is the internet, girls do not exist here

[06:23:11] & KnownSyntax I think CT uses the natural scent of curry with a week old of no showering to attract his ladies though

[06:24:31] & KnownSyntax Lufa is too girly. What girls really love is Axe body wash & body spray. Makes them feel like they are 16yrs old again

[06:24:43] & KnownSyntax Just instant panties dropping

[06:25:09] & KnownSyntax You think it smells bad cause you’re not gay. If you were gay you’d love the smell of Axe then

[06:25:14] & KnownSyntax Cause it’s made for girls

[06:25:24] & KnownSyntax To attract then

[06:26:15] & KnownSyntax HappYmus2aximus: sounds like you are trying to attract those goth chicks

[06:26:22] & KnownSyntax They love the smell of death and sadness

[06:30:28] & KnownSyntax !commands

[06:30:31] & KnownSyntax !help

[06:31:40] & KnownSyntax !uno

[06:31:44] & KnownSyntax !start

[17:14:51] & KnownSyntax Yeah I’m more of Midnight Club DUB edition guy myself

[22:21:20] & KnownSyntax Need more files for my library….Selected for Backup:72,900 files / 16,306,919 MB | Remaining Files: 203 files / 30,362 MB

[22:25:23] & KnownSyntax I feel like anything music related I just stream from Apple Music to be honest

[22:25:44] & KnownSyntax And that collection includes some nudie movies, not like pornos though lol

[22:26:15] & KnownSyntax I have my libraries downloaded on my iPhone so no issues there

[22:26:33] & KnownSyntax Glad I got the 1TB iPhone. Only ~65GB used by Apple Music right now

[22:28:19] & KnownSyntax I only have a 15 Pro Max

[22:28:37] & KnownSyntax Waiting for the iPhone Fold so I can upgrade to the 2TB option

[22:28:40] & KnownSyntax lol

[22:30:40] & KnownSyntax Android 16 on a vanilla install is so nice though

[22:30:55] & KnownSyntax I mostly have iOS since I’m so integrated into their ecosystem now

[22:31:14] & KnownSyntax Sounds like in my company, waiting for the first round of layoffs soon tbh

[22:31:48] & KnownSyntax They normally fly everyone in to the end of year conference, but they aren’t doing that this year (and are instead taking everyone locally to a baseball game afterwards). Rip

[22:32:18] & KnownSyntax Sucks to be remote, unsure if that means I’m in the first round or not

[22:32:24] & KnownSyntax Yeah 100% incoming

[22:32:48] & KnownSyntax If I don’t get a promo in a few months, I’ll basically ask for it skip level tbh

[22:32:58] & KnownSyntax lol

[22:33:56] & KnownSyntax Too many people in the middle acting like their job is important when it just adds more chaos and unneeded work

[22:34:06] & KnownSyntax Yet companies don’t trim the fat until it

[22:34:11] & KnownSyntax *it’d required

[22:35:10] & KnownSyntax Sad fact

[22:37:05] & KnownSyntax elcasey: no not Indian

[22:37:15] & KnownSyntax But I do fuck up some butter chicken curry

[22:37:38] & KnownSyntax Thai curry is my fav out of all of them

[22:37:45] & KnownSyntax The spices are just so much better

[22:37:48] & KnownSyntax Lmfao

[22:37:53] & KnownSyntax I’m not even in IT

[22:38:05] & KnownSyntax I’m on Software Dev-ish side

[22:38:56] & KnownSyntax I say -ish since I’m mostly backend systems and integrations between platforms/vendors, but for the marketing side

[22:39:06] & KnownSyntax AI developer 🤣

[22:39:17] & KnownSyntax That title/term seems so bad just like what Project Managers do

[22:39:45] & KnownSyntax “Yeah I manage a team of XY people, working on the ABC team and man it’s hard managing sprints and kanban boards”

[22:40:00] & KnownSyntax Makes sense makes sense

[22:40:48] & KnownSyntax wait y’all don’t use those local LLMs

[22:41:54] & KnownSyntax elcasey: my company has tried but then they made some stupid as fuck subsystem for routing AI to whatever vendor they think will solve it better (OpenAI, Azure AI, Claude, Gemini). Shits so wack.

[22:42:23] & KnownSyntax It makes the AI mostly useless since they remove all PII and other crap. So it’s worse than asking it myself while making things aggregated or vague

[22:42:39] & KnownSyntax Haven’t tried Grok yet tbh

[22:42:56] & KnownSyntax elcasey: no but that was the Copilot license they said lmfao

[22:43:21] & KnownSyntax “Your cost to renew is $208/seat/year”. Bro I barely use that outside of the nice meeting notes it makes automatically. The rest of Copilot is shit trash

[22:43:52] & KnownSyntax Boliver: god damn, all we need is kaitphone wearing that with some In&Out Burgers in her hand

[22:44:37] & KnownSyntax you are lucky. I didn’t renew Copilot for that reason. Its use-cases were so bad. But how we’re getting jammed down from leadership to find AI in all end platforms and vendors to “increase productivity”. Half of these platforms have shit AI (Salesforce)

[22:45:02] & KnownSyntax Amex Green?

[22:45:09] & KnownSyntax That’s what my company gave me lmao

[22:45:39] & KnownSyntax Ironically all of our backend systems (outside of AD) are AWS.

[22:45:51] & KnownSyntax I don’t have a Mac, you have to request and make a business justification on why

[22:45:59] & KnownSyntax I have a retarded ass HP Elitebook

[22:46:29] & KnownSyntax https://support.hp.com/us-en/document/c06978058

[22:46:36] & KnownSyntax Is what I have

[22:46:59] & KnownSyntax They are finally migrating people to Lenovo ThinkPads but I’m at the back of the line

[22:47:05] & KnownSyntax Lmfao it’s all plastic

[22:47:32] & KnownSyntax Damn rip I just use a dock with mine (not a thunderbolt dock). But had to edit BIOS to enable dual displays

[22:47:49] & KnownSyntax Mine overheats all of the time is my problem

[22:48:04] & KnownSyntax I am legit thinking of getting a tray so it’s suspended in air effectively to cool down

[22:48:24] & KnownSyntax I have a HP dock, G5(?). Found brand new for $50 at a wholesale warehouse for some college near me

[22:49:18] & KnownSyntax Everything is do is local, they are too broke to give me a VDI. Only VDI I have is to route into Japan’s servers but it times out so badly

[22:49:52] & KnownSyntax And I think it’s just some shared user account on a Windows 2022 server. I see “you have updates to install” but settings is blocked so GG lmao

[22:50:19] & KnownSyntax elcasey: I feel that. I’m only 32 but this job is cool for now. Really want to move up, so we’ll see.

[22:50:35] & KnownSyntax The market is ass now is the problem

[22:50:43] & KnownSyntax Way too many people fighting over poor paying jobs

[22:51:06] & KnownSyntax kaitphone: is that some Uber driver’s shit in a Tupperware?

[22:52:06] & KnownSyntax I only make $125K/yr if I include my company bonus (which will be shit this year). No RSUs, stocks, nothing. Great healthcare. But that’s it. Piss poor 3% 401K match

[22:52:51] & KnownSyntax My prior job (that laid off a fuck ton the past years) I made $80K but like $30-45K/yr in RSUs. Idk if waiting for stocks is even worth it

[22:53:08] & KnownSyntax damn rip

[22:53:31] & KnownSyntax I have the government over tax me so I can get a refund every year. But I also do dumb things and sometimes barely get any refund

[22:53:55] & KnownSyntax elcasey: sounds like me when I worked at GoDaddy 🤣

[22:54:34] & KnownSyntax I don’t trust myself to save 22%(?) of my taxes tbh. Plus this way I can claim safe harbor from 1099 stuff

[22:54:49] & KnownSyntax Fuck that

[22:55:01] & KnownSyntax On call is ass man

[22:55:08] & KnownSyntax I am only on call on holidays and it’s ass

[22:55:54] & KnownSyntax End3r: sounds like me with my $150/bi-weekly into a savings account for emergency fund lmao

[22:56:08] & KnownSyntax nah that I would have killed my self at elcasey that’s just terrible

[22:56:42] & KnownSyntax Being a manual tester writing automated test cases at U-Haul was $35K but no on call. And that job was terrible. The CEO is a dick lmao

[22:57:19] & KnownSyntax Did that for a year before saying to myself “yeah fuck this”.

[22:57:29] & KnownSyntax LOL you should have seen the bugs man. Oh my god

[22:58:16] & KnownSyntax Charged a customer $11K for a rental instead of $1.1K, they said they wouldn’t even refund him but give him store credit. Guy got a lawyer and same day they give him his money back

[22:58:35] & KnownSyntax When I left they BARELY were moving to a MVC model in 2017

[22:59:17] & KnownSyntax They only had 1 server, in the basement in Phoenix. For all prod data. No backups

[23:00:04] & KnownSyntax I think it 2016 or 2017 they had a massive outage cause a APS leaked acid everywhere and they had to evacuate the building. Took them a few days to rebuild the server and they lost like a days worth of data.

[23:00:43] & KnownSyntax Yeah I’m still in PHX

[23:00:56] & KnownSyntax Was trying to move to San Diego but with the company not doing hot not sure that’s even a wise move

[23:07:45] & KnownSyntax Being salaried sucks cock

[23:07:51] & KnownSyntax It has its pros, but a lot of cons

[23:08:44] & KnownSyntax And companies only love Microsoft cause or their ability to set limits on crap. And the average end user would have 0 ideas on how to use Linux

[23:09:30] & KnownSyntax https://youtu.be/5Qj8p-PEwbI?si=f8YSu9nkzhud-e6B

[23:09:34] & KnownSyntax Prime case ^

[23:12:11] & KnownSyntax “My Verizon internet CD won’t work on Ubuntu”, “Microsoft Word doesn’t work on Ubuntu”. “But now that I can’t use windows on it I can’t go to college”

[23:14:18] & KnownSyntax Lmao

[23:31:14] & KnownSyntax meh I don’t even try to be a manager

[23:31:27] & KnownSyntax I just do things and then I have people under me or a dotted line

[23:32:01] & KnownSyntax Tbh I mostly build stuff cause I’m lazy and want to do less work or be more efficient

[23:32:16] & KnownSyntax That sounds like me. But 50% of my day is watching YouTube videos or movies now

[23:32:22] & KnownSyntax I mostly relax tbh

[23:32:34] & KnownSyntax Probably should be learning other languages or stuff but meh

[23:34:19] & KnownSyntax No, everything is internal. I maybe build stuff that could be reused by other companies which I upload to my home server gitlab in case I ever get fired lol

[23:34:29] & KnownSyntax Since I’ve rebuilt the same shit many times now

[23:36:10] & KnownSyntax Idk tbh feel like I rot away at work sometimes

[23:36:39] & KnownSyntax Hard to use stuff when all I do is backend systems (database, SSJS, python here and there, etc.).

[23:39:43] & KnownSyntax Anyone can run discord tbh

[23:39:58] & KnownSyntax It took someone especially to run a TS server though

[23:40:05] & KnownSyntax *special

[23:46:53] & KnownSyntax NoCode’s hot chick; https://share.google/rwL5dZ6PTeTK906eI

[23:52:47] & KnownSyntax It was for weeb to view mostly NoCode

[23:52:55] & KnownSyntax No hate mate

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