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[01:51:42] + Boliver :)

[01:52:01] + Boliver !luv Peorth

[01:55:05] + Boliver Hi SolidSnake

[01:55:07] + Boliver how are you

[01:55:18] + Boliver What are you doing

[01:55:39] + Boliver what are you wearing? ;)

[01:56:43] + Boliver my dessert is a danish and an energy drink - Guava flavored NOS

[01:56:51] + Boliver Peorth: he is a chatty chatter

[01:57:12] + Boliver but that's sort of what the C in IRC is

[01:57:42] + Boliver so I can't be mad

[01:57:54] + Boliver "if you build it, they will come"

[01:59:00] + Boliver I do not drink coffee.

[01:59:06] + Boliver But thanks

[02:02:55] + Boliver You can knit?

[02:03:03] + Boliver Are you a man?

[02:03:52] + Boliver Are you familiar with the 30 year old Sylvester Stalone movie: Demolition Man?

[02:04:42] + Boliver In that movie, criminals are frozen and while they're frozen they're programmed dreams that give them skills... like knitting

[02:04:54] + Boliver so Sylvester Stalone begins knitting when he gets out of cryo-prison

[02:05:48] + Boliver right

[02:05:54] + Boliver yup

[02:06:32] + Boliver It's not a cellar, it's like an unground layer of the city- they live in New Los Angeles - built over the rubble of the old city

[02:08:59] + Boliver I like it

[02:09:03] + Boliver the movie

[02:09:06] + Boliver not the song weasel linked

[02:09:20] + Boliver weasel hasn't shared a song I like yet

[02:10:54] + Boliver <3 weasel

[02:14:41] + Boliver weasel: are you so sure?

[02:15:03] + Boliver what if you wake up and it was like - all a simulation - like a video game?

[02:15:14] + Boliver weasel was just a ride

[02:19:49] + Boliver your stuff is shit and my shit is stuff

[02:21:08] + Boliver nothing

[02:22:33] + Boliver I am a 6 inch top

[02:27:36] + Boliver $coffee SolidSnake

[02:29:16] + Boliver Naemuti: I think SolidSnake is trying to be pervy with you

[02:30:36] + Boliver he was flirting with you until he found you have a wee-wee

[02:33:56] + Boliver weasel: hot, I am envious that I was mutilated as an infant

[02:35:40] + Boliver weasel: assume the position!

[02:36:40] + Boliver I'm only 12

[02:38:58] + Boliver weasel is liar supreme ;)

[02:39:36] + Boliver No he doesn't. DOn't ask me how I know :)

[02:40:11] + Boliver nah

[02:40:43] + Boliver What is this a roller coaster? You must be this long to ride?

[02:42:06] + Boliver I know a woman like that, but she is over 6 foot tall and has a bat cave where her vagina should be

[02:44:58] + Boliver ew

[02:47:12] + Boliver Your parents warned you that masturbation would do that to you, didn't they?

[02:57:56] + Boliver .yt Skadanks-Ism-Skism

[03:12:47] + Boliver .yt Never Convert cutty ranks

[03:45:04] + Boliver !luv burnout

[03:45:21] + Boliver wez++

[03:46:45] + Boliver T_D_H: It's been like 3 weeks since I sodomized the innocent...

[03:47:34] + Boliver the sodomies since weren't innocent, they were sodimized before

[03:48:25] + Boliver The innocent one wants seconds.

[03:48:35] + Boliver reached out the other day

[03:49:37] + Boliver You dont want to know

[03:50:24] + Boliver If there is a god... may he strike this channel dead

[03:50:59] + Boliver !bang

[03:51:01] + Boliver !bang

[03:51:03] + Boliver !bang

[03:51:05] + Boliver !bang

[03:51:09] + Boliver !bang

[03:51:38] + Boliver If there is a god... may he strike Fensta dead

[03:52:47] + Boliver Stop talking about your penis.

[03:54:49] + Boliver why rip sharey

[03:55:08] + Boliver Sharey is not online

[03:55:42] + Boliver I think you are missing out

[03:56:34] + Boliver tacos can have soft or hard shells

[03:56:41] + Boliver I like a flour tortilla

[04:00:02] + Boliver there's a joke about heaven being where the British are the police and hell being where the British are the cooks.

[04:01:06] + Boliver End3r: tell glitchy to explain the maillard effect

[04:04:00] + Boliver shut up

[04:04:03] + Boliver I do

[04:04:13] + Boliver to both

[04:04:28] + Boliver swordfish moutard

[04:06:31] + Boliver I think asians have the best cuisine tbh but asia is big so I am going to go with.... thai

[04:07:17] + Boliver pho is phoking awesome

[04:07:33] + Boliver I don't

[04:07:38] + Boliver because of onions

[04:07:40] + Boliver I used to

[04:07:49] + Boliver I am allergic to onions since age 30

[04:09:29] + Boliver bell peppers, carrots, celery, and fresh basil with choice of protein stir fried in a spicy house sauce. Served with Jasmine rice.

[04:09:57] + Boliver no

[04:10:01] + Boliver I like it

[04:11:52] + Boliver weasel: steal his food

[04:12:37] + Boliver !bang

[04:12:42] + Boliver !bang

[04:15:21] + Boliver what does a sex worker cost anyway? asking for a friend?

[04:15:54] + Boliver approximately -100,000

[04:16:54] + Boliver weasel: let's make an OF to raise me the capital needed to claw out of debt

[04:20:36] + Boliver weasel is ok

[04:20:42] + Boliver ?

[04:20:48] + Boliver or weasel is drunk?

[05:43:03] + Boliver Peorth was right ;p I'm a jackass and I know it :)

[05:44:51] + Boliver but I am reforming

[05:44:57] + Boliver into nice Boliver

[05:45:44] + Boliver so I am sorry for blaming your blindness on excessive masturbation burnout

[05:51:13] + Boliver happy birthday End3r

[05:51:15] + Boliver !bang

[05:51:20] + Boliver !rearm Boliver

[05:51:36] + Boliver thanks End3r

[05:51:48] + Boliver I am listening

[05:52:30] + Boliver Just dont let the BPM get too low or I'll lose interest

[05:52:37] + Boliver this is fine

[05:53:32] + Boliver Let this man cook!

[05:54:00] + Boliver Speaking of cookin... what's End3r's birthday meal tomorrow expecting to be?

[05:54:52] + Boliver Do what you want but if you want my opinion: swordfish moutarde

[05:56:00] + Boliver ny strip 10 oz

[05:56:44] + Boliver =I don't do bone in unless it's a boner

[05:57:18] + Boliver but to each their own

[05:58:13] + Boliver that would not surprise me much

[05:58:24] + Boliver again

[05:58:56] + Boliver he mentioned cleaning and lube earlier to me so I assume he was preparing his ass for anal sex.

[05:59:33] + Boliver He's probably out getting roofied and fucked in a ditch right now

[06:01:22] + Boliver His interests outside of gay sex are infosec and development so that is neat

[06:02:19] + Boliver TOo much drinking and nihilism tho

[06:02:48] + Boliver nah

[06:04:31] + Boliver I require additional adrenaline

[06:05:06] + Boliver as a matter of fact I'm late in consuming my adrenaline booster

[06:06:41] + Boliver Soon I will have the strength of ten water buffalo.

[06:09:49] + Boliver I can't do it with my left yet

[06:09:51] + Boliver I am working on it

[06:10:23] + Boliver I use my 10 lbs sledge hammer to work up to the 20lbs dumbbell

[06:19:57] + Boliver oh go on and sip your girly beers ya wussies

[06:21:35] + Boliver literally: taking adrenaline booster

[06:22:00] + Boliver it makes me fighty

[06:22:24] + Boliver I am trying to put the energy to constructive use by working out

[06:23:19] + Boliver i dig it

[06:25:04] + Boliver norepinephrine reuptake inhibitor

[06:27:06] + Boliver remember there's 40 opers

[06:27:12] + Boliver they all get to kill you today

[06:27:20] + Boliver have a nice day

[06:30:59] + Boliver wb weasel

[06:31:57] + Boliver :)

[06:32:15] + Boliver im going to sleep

[06:32:17] + Boliver gn

[06:34:19] + Boliver !bang

[06:34:27] + Boliver !fuck Madafaka

[06:34:45] Boliver sorry Madafaka I got carried away

[06:35:18] Boliver ok

[06:35:28] Boliver </3

[06:42:35] Boliver the ancient roman way

[12:56:37] Boliver in order to dance the bomb u need a little bit of grace

[12:57:48] Boliver para bailar la bomba su necessito una poca de gracia

[12:59:06] Boliver ok

[12:59:28] Boliver what's the difference between a bamba and a bomba

[13:00:19] Boliver wait, you're a Kennedy?

[13:03:52] Boliver A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices a jar full of cash on the counter. He asks the bartender, “What’s that for?” The bartender says, “$100 to enter. If you complete three tasks, you win all the money.” The guy looks at the jar, sees it’s packed, and says, “What are the tasks?” The bartender says, “First, you have to drink an entire

[13:03:54] Boliver bottle of our strongest whiskey in one go. Second, there’s a pit bull out back with a rotten tooth. You have to pull it out. Third, there’s a 90-year-old woman upstairs who’s never had sex. You have to satisfy her.” The guy says, “That’s insane. No one can do that.” A few hours later, after several drinks, he slams $100 on the counter and says, “I’ll do

[13:03:56] Boliver it.”

[13:03:58] Boliver He grabs the bottle, drinks the whole thing, barely standing. Then he stumbles outside.

[13:04:00] Boliver The bar hears barking, growling, screaming. After about 10 minutes, it goes silent.

[13:04:02] Boliver The guy walks back in, bruised, bleeding, clothes torn. He slams his hand on the bar and says,

[13:04:04] Boliver “Alright now where’s that old woman with the bad tooth?”

[13:08:39] Boliver ...

[13:11:48] Boliver where is CT

[13:12:29] Boliver I didn't ask what he is doing

[13:12:31] Boliver I asked where is he

[13:21:21] Boliver better wipe your Peorth and flush the End3r when you're done

[13:24:10] Boliver !bang

[13:24:14] Boliver !bang

[13:24:18] Boliver !bang

[13:25:30] Boliver $tea

[13:26:27] Boliver join us we

[13:26:29] Boliver z

[13:26:34] Boliver we're ceasaring him

[13:26:57] Boliver et tu brute

[13:27:40] Boliver harder momny?

[13:29:34] Boliver If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood

[13:29:36] Boliver Who you gon' call?

[13:29:55] Boliver (GHOSTBUSTERS)

[13:29:57] Boliver f there's somethin' weird, and it don't look good

[13:29:59] Boliver Who you gon' call?

[13:30:21] Boliver I aint afraid of no ghot

[13:30:25] Boliver I aint afraid of no ghot

[13:34:14] Boliver Go to Jokes

[13:34:16] Boliver r/Jokes

[13:34:18] Boliver •

[13:34:20] Boliver 31m ago

[13:34:22] Boliver TomKarelis

[13:34:24] Boliver Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Poster Top 1% Poster

[13:34:26] Boliver NSFW

[13:34:28] Boliver I just realized I have a logic fetish,

[13:34:30] Boliver Yeah, I can’t stop coming to conclusions. . .

[13:34:46] Boliver :D

[13:38:02] Boliver Computertech stopped being sexy when he grew his hair out like a bitch and glued pubes to his chim

[13:38:08] Boliver *chin

[13:44:20] Boliver 411,106 lbs tho is a lot

[13:45:29] Boliver Toronto?!

[13:45:33] Boliver that city will make you hard

[13:46:06] Boliver I'm on my way

[13:46:31] Boliver Toronto

[13:47:44] Boliver Except me

[13:47:58] Boliver I don't love ComputerTech

[13:48:09] Boliver loulan: I have standards

[13:48:30] Boliver no

[13:48:37] Boliver no

[13:49:12] Boliver ok

[13:50:12] Boliver Spring is in the air loulan

[13:50:14] Boliver that is why

[13:50:29] Boliver yes

[13:51:30] Boliver you should send Milambar a set of truck nuts

[13:51:59] Boliver you're the dick

[13:52:01] Boliver loulan:

[13:52:38] Boliver go where wez

[13:53:05] Boliver Hello ButtrdBread

[13:53:43] Boliver !daily

[13:54:01] Boliver loulan: gtfo

[13:54:21] Boliver yes

[13:54:38] Boliver You were mean to me

[13:54:41] Boliver when you said

[13:55:09] Boliver weird given that you'd fuck any man

[13:55:47] Boliver I am slightly picky

[13:57:14] Boliver ButtrdBread yes let us judge your appearance

[13:58:11] Boliver that' toast

[13:59:04] Boliver thats better

[13:59:37] Boliver oh you look delicious I could eat you all up

[14:00:28] Boliver wez is playing mad libs incorrectly

[14:00:46] Boliver i kno

[14:01:42] Boliver .strivia

[14:01:52] Boliver you win

[14:02:08] Boliver You always win

[14:02:44] Boliver no we're just stupid compared to Dr Loulan

[14:03:18] Boliver Yes it is actually

[14:03:28] Boliver you read more in a week than I do in a lifetime

[14:05:15] Boliver That might improve your average beyond 60%

[14:05:49] Boliver mmmm chinese

[14:05:55] Boliver garlic "chicken"

[14:06:17] Boliver What's racist?

[14:06:47] Boliver Show us your pussy loulan?

[14:07:11] Boliver NYAN CAT

[14:08:23] Boliver I like rainbows.

[14:09:02] Boliver *sigh*

[14:09:13] Boliver .yt it's ok to be gay

[14:09:23] Boliver high jvwq

[14:10:07] Boliver what are you high on jvwq

[14:10:22] Boliver I am listening loulan

[14:12:47] Boliver I don't like the artist's voice but the message is wholesome

[14:13:05] Boliver Be gay! Do drugs! Hail Satan!

[14:15:16] Boliver I haven't seen this yet

[14:15:19] Boliver I dig it

[14:15:21] Boliver so far

[14:17:58] Boliver I come from a land down under

[14:29:59] Boliver wow EvilCareBear gave loulan a run for his money

[14:30:14] Boliver ok

[14:30:24] Boliver I demand to see a rematch?

[14:31:49] Boliver CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT

[14:31:57] Boliver IT IS WHERE WE ARE

[14:32:17] Boliver It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer - That we got this far

[14:37:01] Boliver If I am a character, I am Rafiki

[14:37:45] Boliver I am whatever Cortana is in halo

[14:40:19] Boliver I r uber leet

[14:41:00] + Boliver ++++++++boliver

[14:47:36] + Boliver .yt cutty ranks never convert

[16:03:08] + Boliver alo

[16:06:33] + Boliver $w

[16:06:36] + Boliver $f

[16:07:15] + Boliver !bang

[16:07:22] + Boliver $stock vti

[16:07:28] + Boliver $stock vxus

[16:10:10] + Boliver I don't remember having this many gray chest hairs

[16:11:01] + Boliver I also don't remember my chin and mustache being all white

[16:11:16] + Boliver but here we are 2026

[16:11:42] + Boliver I am starting to look like Jon Stewart

[16:47:14] + Boliver https://sharey.org/KsuXr2.png

[16:48:12] + Boliver This cat has balls. I need to get them removed. He showed up at my house in January and has stayed since. I named him Sunny.

[17:05:31] + Boliver hi :)))

[17:42:15] + Boliver hi Spktrm

[17:47:26] + Boliver I will send you the bill

[17:49:54] + Boliver hah

[19:06:48] + Boliver hello ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[19:12:13] + Boliver wanker

[20:16:31] + Boliver Make

[20:16:33] + Boliver America

[20:16:35] + Boliver Gay

[20:16:37] + Boliver Again

[21:21:27] + Boliver !bang

[21:21:30] + Boliver !bang

[21:21:32] + Boliver !bang

[21:21:34] + Boliver !bang

[21:21:36] + Boliver !bang

[21:21:43] + Boliver fuuu

[21:42:45] + Boliver PapaFrog :)

[21:43:03] + Boliver Why are all the frogs turning gay??!

[21:43:45] + Boliver hmmmm

[22:34:07] + Boliver Oi, I was outside in my courtyard and shirtlessly sunbaithing for 35 minutes and ripping on a bowl while doing some stretching then some basic fitness routines with a dumbbell and a stretch resistance band. Today was arms day. When I carried my dumbbell back inside it felt as light as a feather. I need to size it up next time I gues.

[22:35:29] + Boliver !luv FlatEarther

[22:35:51] + Boliver Rukia_Kuchiki++

[22:38:07] + Boliver loulan:

[22:38:20] + Boliver lead

[22:45:18] + Boliver <3

[23:04:58] + Boliver Rukia_Kuchiki is from Toronto and that city makes you hard

[23:05:12] + Boliver maybe no "from" rather "is around now"

[23:06:45] + Boliver Who me?

[23:07:22] + Boliver nah

[23:12:09] + Boliver well maybe

[23:12:12] + Boliver later

[23:52:18] + Boliver yes wanker Hubris

[23:53:41] + Boliver FlatEarther: how many grams did you smoke today

[23:54:21] + Boliver ok

[23:54:30] + Boliver I'm on 3

[23:55:23] + Boliver 6:55pm

[23:56:41] + Boliver im smoking a fresh bowl rn

[23:56:44] + Boliver :D

[23:57:47] + Boliver Spring is in the air

[23:57:55] + Boliver !bang

[23:58:12] + Boliver !reload

[23:58:57] + Boliver The is a mutiny, schee

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