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[00:32:13] & Milambar it goes down if American, up if European

[00:32:24] & Milambar because of all the american friendly fire incidents

[00:32:34] & Milambar what do they call schools in America?

[00:32:41] & Milambar shooting galleries

[00:32:50] & Milambar why?

[00:32:52] & Milambar Im deaf

[00:33:04] & Milambar what is the point of music for a deaf person?

[00:33:32] & Milambar who beat hoven up?

[01:43:55] & Milambar Why did you call it Narutp?

[01:45:10] & Milambar so you typoed its name on the registration form and it was stuck with Narutp?

[01:45:37] & Milambar oh

[01:45:40] & Milambar why?

[01:46:41] & Milambar Sorry, Boliver, I will send you my resume one day

[01:47:21] & Milambar I thought everyone knew, I've mentioned it several times

[01:47:45] & Milambar Not totally deaf, and I can speak normally. just like 80% deaf

[01:48:23] & Milambar My audiograph shows I can hear high and low frequencies

[01:48:30] & Milambar but not midrange frequencies

[01:48:44] & Milambar and speech happens in the mid range

[01:48:51] & Milambar so I have huge problems hearing people

[01:49:18] & Milambar mlu: I couldn't tell you the frequencies

[01:49:20] & Milambar sorry

[01:49:41] & Milambar hums drive me batshit insane

[01:49:51] & Milambar because I can hear them

[01:50:12] & Milambar like the hum of my insulin fridge is making me ponder moving it to another room

[01:54:37] & Milambar Boliver: but yes, I am mobility impaired, I walk with either sticks or a frame, a result of a rock climbing accident when I was 30

[01:54:55] & Milambar and I am going blind slowly, and have regular injections into each eyeball to slow it down

[01:56:51] & Milambar I fell, landed on a boulder, fell backwards, but my leg stayed flat on the bolulder

[01:57:06] & Milambar Shattered the ankle bone (talus) into 6 parts

[01:57:22] & Milambar and the legbones I can't remember the names of

[01:57:29] & Milambar my leg is plated and screwed

[01:57:44] & Milambar but the ankle, I can't bear weight on it properly

[01:59:12] & Milambar and Ive had 3 heart attacks, and one minor stroke

[02:09:05] & Milambar indeed

[02:09:30] & Milambar a result diabetes being undetected till I was 40

[02:09:36] & Milambar diabetic retinopathy

[02:10:36] & Milambar heart attacks, same reason

[08:23:01] & Milambar Total Questions: 100

[08:23:01] & Milambar loulan (3 - 22 points)

[11:45:59] & Milambar motherfucker, wasted 3hrs trouble shooting pc

[11:46:16] & Milambar I got a notice that "microsoft just updated AISoundCopilot"

[11:46:30] & Milambar and suddenly my pc stopped working properly

[11:46:46] & Milambar How are you, brother?

[11:47:05] & Milambar Good :)

[11:47:29] & Milambar I have surgery day after tomorrow, and tomorrow I have dentists (checkup)

[11:47:34] & Milambar gonna be a rough week

[11:47:49] & Milambar yeah

[11:48:05] & Milambar they are making a 2" incision just above my sternum

[11:48:15] & Milambar inserting a tiny camera, to take a look around

[11:48:25] & Milambar to see whats causing the pains Ive been having

[11:48:34] & Milambar because all the other tests failed to reveal anything

[11:49:00] & Milambar Guess which hospital

[11:49:12] & Milambar NOT Wythenshawe

[11:49:16] & Milambar Salford Royal

[11:49:59] & Milambar its just an overnight thing, I will be out on thurs afternoon

[11:50:06] & Milambar albeit with sutures

[11:50:15] & Milambar thanks

[11:50:23] & Milambar don't melt in the show34

[11:50:28] & Milambar don't melt in the shower

[11:51:41] & Milambar antitheus: I can't have mri's, this is part of the problem

[11:51:49] & Milambar I have metalwork in my body

[11:52:01] & Milambar Ive had a CT with contrast, and Ultrasound

[11:52:04] & Milambar nada

[11:53:15] & Milambar antitheus: I have metal plates and screws in my right leg, and 3 stents in my arteries in my chest, and screws in my left arm

[11:53:22] & Milambar 4 months now

[11:54:12] & Milambar antitheus: I used to go rock climbing, potholing, and teach martial arts. As a result, I broke a fair few bones

[11:54:27] & Milambar I stopped all that when I fucked my right leg up tho

[11:55:24] & Milambar broke right leg, right ankle, right shoulder, left forearm, 2 ribs (one of them twice), right wrist, and a toe

[11:56:05] & Milambar and severed an artery in my left wrist as a child when I fell through a plate glass window

[11:56:14] & Milambar lmao

[11:57:52] & Milambar Only reason the artery one didn't kill me, is the guy who lived opposite us at the time, was an ER doctor, and at home at the time and saw it happen

[11:57:57] & Milambar I was 6

[11:58:47] & Milambar I don't remember much

[11:58:52] & Milambar I remember falling through the plate glass window in the front door

[11:59:05] & Milambar I remember staring at a fountain of red jumping from my wrist

[11:59:24] & Milambar I remember this man ramming his thumb into the cut, hard

[11:59:33] & Milambar and crushing my wrist and not letting go

[11:59:44] & Milambar Then I remember waking up in hospital

[12:01:49] & Milambar The following month, mom quit work as a bus conductor

[12:01:55] & Milambar and went to nursing school

[12:02:32] & Milambar because she wanted to know what to do in situations like that

[12:02:45] & Milambar and then she worked as a nurse, until she died

[12:03:23] & Milambar I owe that man my life.

[12:04:37] & Milambar mom told me he swore at the ambulance man who wanted him to let go, so they could take a look

[12:41:58] & Milambar At least hes not a Flandersman

[13:13:59] Milambar Fuck you virgin media

[13:14:34] Milambar "Maintainence alert: Your connection may experience interruptions for the next 72 hours as we carry out essential works."

[15:05:29] & Milambar if you like a load of chocolate on your biscuit join our club

[15:15:41] & Milambar why are we beating antitheus up?

[15:34:13] & Milambar its spelled noone, or no one, not no on

[15:34:51] & Milambar what

[15:34:56] & Milambar whats wrong with gay?

[15:35:12] & Milambar I mean, Im not, but I absolutely will defend someone elses right to be gay

[15:35:35] & Milambar right, ComputerTech?

[15:35:59] & Milambar I was implying you were gay :P

[15:44:17] & Milambar how is cheyenne?

[15:46:36] & Milambar elcasey: oh my god. I am so sorry

[15:48:02] & Milambar punch them in the nob

[15:49:22] & Milambar hes like a puppy

[15:50:12] & Milambar ComputerTech: I went to the fishmonger yesterday for some cod

[15:50:22] & Milambar they were asking £65.99 per kg for it

[15:50:41] & Milambar I did not procure any

[15:51:08] & Milambar I got herring instead

[15:54:00] & Milambar antitheus: s/far/shar/

[15:55:38] & Milambar they are more scared of ComputerTech, Neo_Nemesis

[15:56:58] & Milambar he is intimidating looking to sheep tho

[15:57:40] & Milambar thankfully theres not as many sheep in teneriffe as there were in Northern Ireland

[15:58:33] & Milambar elcasey: move to......

[15:58:40] & Milambar <.<

[15:58:42] & Milambar >.>

[15:58:49] & Milambar China!

[15:59:07] & Milambar Russia?

[15:59:48] & Milambar I bet you'd rock as a Russian

[16:00:35] & Milambar How did you end up in Russia and what part of russia was it

[16:01:15] & Milambar I loved my time in Romania

[16:01:22] & Milambar would LOVE to return there

[16:01:45] & Milambar and before you ask, I split my time between Bucharest, and Bacau

[16:02:10] & Milambar with a weekend in Busteni

[16:02:30] & Milambar Busteni was awesome

[16:02:51] & Milambar Unlike the rest of Romania, it was not excommunist tenements

[16:03:00] & Milambar but more like a swiss alpine village

[16:03:49] & Milambar theres a palace in Busteni that was used for the exterior shots of the school in the netflix series Wednesday

[16:04:34] & Milambar not why I went there, I went there to go up the mointain to see a rock formation called the sphynxul

[16:04:51] & Milambar jebem ti mater

[16:05:02] & Milambar (the only serbian I know)

[16:05:21] & Milambar and it loosely translates to

[16:05:25] & Milambar "I fucked your mother."

[16:06:17] & Milambar my best friend ever, married a slovenian woman, and speaks the language perfectly

[16:06:52] & Milambar serbian croatian macedonaian and slovenian are all the same language, with minor dialect differences

[16:08:03] & Milambar my friend banned me from learning romanian

[16:08:25] & Milambar I spoke some romanian one time, while out shopping with her..

[16:08:33] & Milambar She actually shuddered and said

[16:08:40] & Milambar "Don't ever do that again."

[16:08:50] & Milambar I asked what?

[16:09:07] & Milambar "Romanian, with that cut glass british accent of yours. No, just fucking no."

[17:24:13] & Milambar Total Questions: 100

[17:24:13] & Milambar loulan (39 - 188 points) number1stunna (17 - 89 points) elcasey (9 - 69 points) kaitphone (8 - 27 points) boliver (6 - 28 points)

[17:39:05] & Milambar firing blanks, eh, loulan?

[17:46:03] & Milambar hi Naemuti

[17:47:37] & Milambar you're down to the fucking metal

[17:48:07] & Milambar you're supposed to change them long before that happens, I thought

[17:48:43] & Milambar mine get changed once a year, required or not

[17:48:50] & Milambar part of the service agreement

[17:49:45] & Milambar I mean, my car IS a French car, so probably does need them changing that frequently,

[17:57:26] & Milambar loulan: you are

[18:26:51] & Milambar 19:24:41 <+iNvictus> kaitphone show me ur tits baby < this is "respectful"?

[18:27:50] & Milambar kaitphone: have I missed something, asking women to show you their tits is now 'respectful'?

[18:57:32] & Milambar she can advocate for womens rights, without doing so transphobically

[18:58:37] & Milambar this is the UK we can't afford long piers

[18:58:55] & Milambar (actually the UK is home to two of the worlds longest piers)

[19:15:41] & Milambar ComputerTech doesn't have a sex life anymore

[19:15:46] & Milambar no sheep in teneriffe

[19:17:15] & Milambar hello deadly

[19:17:31] & Milambar has the shower been decontaminated after you used it yet?

[19:18:03] & Milambar awesome

[19:21:41] & Milambar Nah, they'd need to clean it with hot Piranha solution

[19:22:06] & Milambar followed by a 60 second exposure to high energy gamma rays

[19:25:27] & Milambar formaldehyde is a preservative, not a disinfectant

[19:27:54] & Milambar Naemuti: no, lol

[19:29:12] & Milambar and that very strong acid is called Piranha solution

[19:29:47] & Milambar its actually a mix, of acids, and hydrogen peroxide, and dissolves meat and bone in moments

[19:29:56] & Milambar they use it to sterilize glassware in biolabs

[19:38:20] & Milambar what is a t-shirt?

[19:38:48] & Milambar oh its what we call crap clothing

[19:39:09] & Milambar polo shirts or gtfo :P

[19:40:05] & Milambar I don't hate them

[19:40:10] & Milambar I just choose not to like them

[19:41:48] & Milambar 20:40:24 <~End3r> ○|￣|_ =3 < that looks like you're about to get sodomized

[19:42:34] & Milambar I have a craving for some danish salami sandwiches

[19:42:51] & Milambar they were my go-to staple lunch during my uni years

[19:43:04] & Milambar but Ive not seen danish salami being sold anywhere for eons

[19:43:15] & Milambar its all german salami now

[19:43:18] & Milambar which I hate

[20:06:30] & Milambar I can buy danish salami on amazon

[20:06:39] & Milambar £10.99 for 10 slices

[20:06:50] & Milambar a) Im not buying meat off amazon

[20:06:57] & Milambar b) It used to be £1 for 10 slices

[20:08:29] & Milambar elcasey: because i don't trust amazon that much, especially not for foodstuffs

[20:22:59] & Milambar and don't trust deadly either

[20:23:08] & Milambar 'ees from Wythenshawe

[20:23:17] & Milambar rough lot oop thar

[20:23:37] & Milambar they eat maccies for breakfast, lunch, tea and supper

[20:25:19] & Milambar don;t ever go to wythenshaw, they will have your car up on bricks and no wheels or engine left in 2 milliseconds

[20:25:30] & Milambar even if you didn't even arrive by car

[20:26:18] & Milambar its like

[20:26:37] & Milambar *gives you a car* *jacks your car onto bricks and steals the wheels and engine*

[20:29:44] & Milambar yes

[20:30:02] & Milambar and top hats and bowlers

[20:30:41] & Milambar Actually Im just trolling deadly

[20:30:49] & Milambar Wythenshaw is quite civilized

[20:30:55] & Milambar a but lower class but civilized

[20:31:16] & Milambar Hulme is the area to avoid

[20:32:03] & Milambar Wythenshawe even has a large manor house and park

[20:32:43] & Milambar With a little far, that has piggies

[20:32:57] & Milambar Its a bit hard to tell the piggies from the residents tho

[20:33:10] & Milambar They look, sound, and smell the same

[20:33:39] & Milambar why would I fight someone I like?

[20:34:08] & Milambar and who looks cute as buttons in the photo of him and his sister

[20:34:23] & Milambar you

[20:36:23] & Milambar You mught have memory issues, but you did

[20:37:12] & Milambar Why would I want replacement balls?

[20:37:18] & Milambar Life is so much better without

[20:38:22] & Milambar no urges to go out and pester women

[20:40:08] & Milambar That IS the best yes

[20:40:15] & Milambar or wake up with the bedding stuck to me

[20:41:41] & Milambar sleep well, Wythenshawe

[20:41:55] & Milambar danke

[20:54:57] & Milambar No weasel

[20:55:03] & Milambar the Shadows own the night

[20:55:12] & Milambar we just carpe noctem

[20:56:50] & Milambar comet

[20:57:11] & Milambar dutch

[20:58:26] & Milambar kelly lebrock in weird science, was hot

[20:58:43] & Milambar Total Questions: 10

[20:58:43] & Milambar loulan (5 - 27 points) milambar (2 - 11 points) dragon (1 - 1 points)

[21:00:23] & Milambar god of what? The fleas living in your fur?

[21:00:56] & Milambar yes

[21:02:59] & Milambar ChRoNiC: quite a lot. A friend of mine with a market research degree looked into becomming an accountant when he couldnt find a job

[21:03:02] & Milambar and went

[21:03:07] & Milambar "fuck that, thats too much work"

[21:04:23] & Milambar he certainly seems like a bot rn

[21:05:24] & Milambar kaitphone: if I had a job, and bought a packet of crisps to eat while at work, can I write that off as a business expense?

[21:06:22] & Milambar aw :(

[21:07:17] & Milambar he was.. never.. funny

[21:07:23] & Milambar just fucking aggravating

[21:07:37] & Milambar true

[21:07:38] & Milambar some

[21:07:40] & Milambar not much

[21:26:04] & Milambar kaitphone: I have no idea, and Im not about to run a code snippet pasted by a moron

[21:49:01] & Milambar Total Questions: 100

[21:49:01] & Milambar loulan (8 - 52 points) mlu (1 - 3 points)

[22:08:06] & Milambar weasel: when you continue to harrass someone who has asked you to stop, it stops being "a bit of fun", and becomes bullying.

[22:08:19] & Milambar You will learn that in due course when your testicles finally drop

[22:13:45] & Milambar weasel: another thing you will learn in life, is that the quietest amongst us, often carry the most power

[22:14:18] & Milambar but peorth is

[22:14:24] & Milambar and he carries the most power here

[22:18:44] & Milambar you've shown me butthole pictures...

[22:18:49] & Milambar but they are your cats buttholes

[22:48:19] & Milambar Boliver: don't fuck your lawnmower, it has sharp blades which might give you a free transsexual operation

[22:48:46] & Milambar then I'd be noballs Milambar

[22:48:53] & Milambar and you;d be nonob Boliver

[23:00:57] & Milambar Bong? Avon calling.

[23:01:08] & Milambar Can I interest you in this nice makeup?

[23:01:45] & Milambar its only $69.99 (or $1.20 from Temu)

[23:07:35] & Milambar so it went to BetterAmerica

[23:07:40] & Milambar Rather than the USA

[23:09:23] & Milambar Its now living its best life on someones fridge, with full healthcare paid for by your taxes

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