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Hunting stats for admiral_hubris: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 9/10 | charg.: 1/2 | jammed: no (1 times) | confisc.: yes (6 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 9 xp | lvl 1 (tourist) / 11 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 29.41% bad hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 56% | effectiv. of fire: 27% | gun reliability: 85% | armor: 0% | deflection: 51%
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 0.215s | average react. time: 37.818s | 3 ducks (incl. 0 golden duck) | 8 misses | 2 accidents | 1 empty shot | 5 wild shots | 11 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 1 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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Ahsoka/rizon
I have two cans of chunky spicy chicken noodle soup
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freewifi/rizon
I have a very lucid visual memory of my last bowl of that soup
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Angel/rizon
json.decoder.JSONDecodeError: Expecting value: line 1 column 2 (char 1) (file "/usr/lib/python3.10/json/decoder.py", line 355, in raw_decode)
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DuckHunt/rizon
therock247uk > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3mn40.45s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.868s, which makes you a total of 4 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.864s, which makes you a total of 8 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 6/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.602s, which makes you a total of 5 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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fag/rizon
Not even while wearing socks?
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ChanStat/rizon
rockho (~afsd@74DCC8EA:73060AAD:C23790B8:IP) was last seen quitting for "Quit: Leaving" on Thu September 15 21:38:39 2022 CDT (533 days, 23 hours, 27 minutes ago)
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam and reload your gun. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 0/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 40.997s, which makes you a total of 6 ducks (including 1 golden duck) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Hunting stats for admiral_hubris: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 7/10 | charg.: 0/2 | jammed: no (2 times) | confisc.: no (6 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 70 xp | lvl 3 (trainee) / 20 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 4.35% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 57% | effectiv. of fire: 28% | gun reliability: 87% | armor: 5% | deflection: 53%
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 0.215s | average react. time: 1mn18.628s | 6 ducks (incl. 1 golden duck) | 15 misses | 2 accidents | 1 empty shot | 5 wild shots | 21 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 1 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 7/10 | Chargers: 0/2
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Angel/rizon
wof: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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g0frr/rizon
I hope you're all having a good evening
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wof/rizon
End3r: foxy doesn't get a F she gets an X
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foxy/rizon
$tell wof ComputerTech doesn't like asian females
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Angel/rizon
foxy: I'll pass that on when wof is around.
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throws another bottle of casamigos at foxy's head
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Angel/rizon
wof: 2024-03-03 - 02:26:38UTC <foxy> tell wof ComputerTech doesn't like asian females
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fifel/rizon
Apparently x is going to give it to you, fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, x gonna deliver it to you, knock knock open up the door it is real with the non-stop pop pop of stainless steel.
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End3r/rizon
\( °ヮ° )/ PRAISE THE F🚨🚨K BE TO FOXY! 🦊
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wof/rizon
foxy: stopl.... please just slop
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wof/rizon
she knows what she is talking about
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foxy/rizon
some dude sent me a message on fb
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wof/rizon
moving to another AirBrb
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End3r/rizon
I'll give him somw spicy feet photos for 5k per week.
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esjay/rizon
Some fucking retard misspelled a patients name and without her meds she would actually die, and I spent 20 minutes on the phone with her doctor fixing everything
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Syndus/rizon
See, I'm not the only one that's had his eyes opened by the masculine world of old clothes and wiki feet
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esjay/rizon
The doctor thought I was the pharmacist lol
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Syndus/rizon
I never noticed anything like that but when I had to do in home
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End3r/rizon
I will get a pedi, shave my legs and do some hardcore foot modeling for 5k per week
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Syndus/rizon
There was a lady there to set her back was hurting a little bit and that the girl that was there before her said nothing was wrong.
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Syndus/rizon
I lifted her up and she had infected bedsores all along her backside
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Syndus/rizon
The amount of people will go to to lie in order to get a paycheck and not have to work to do. It is phenomenal.
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esjay/rizon
You'll need to do more than that. You'll need to exfoliate and moisturize for like a month
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foxy/rizon
that patient hasn't been like they should have been
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Syndus/rizon
I was only an eighteen year old c n a at the time
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.09s, which makes you a total of 9 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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esjay/rizon
I hate people who work in medical stuff and don't care about people
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Syndus/rizon
It's a filing cabinet. If you stick up in a nursing home. I'm just glad I got the chance to do in home service. So I didn't have my conscience wrecked on a daily basis
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esjay/rizon
One night I had one of my techs working on a script and the person doesn't have insurance, and when she handed it to me, I saw that she didn't even put it on a discount card
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esjay/rizon
I asked her why she didn't and she said she didn't feel like it
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esjay/rizon
I hate her so much. She also criticizes me for filling scripts slowly (I answer the phone and do the other tasks she says she doesn't want to go), has called me fat even though I'm not and she's like 50 lb heavier
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esjay/rizon
Her husband killed their kid and himself last year, and one of my techs said she caused his mental break due to being stuck in an arranged marriage for a green card
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foxy/rizon
she's always going to get dick
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Syndus/rizon
Miley Cyrus still let all takers have three way thumb wars inside if her on the street?
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esjay/rizon
I think she should just make her other job her only job
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focuses his mind
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esjay/rizon
And a way to teleport matter 50" above syndus
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Syndus/rizon
I'm trying to materialize it in front of you
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Syndus/rizon
Next to the brick of bullion and the brick of cocain
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Syndus/rizon
I'm not surprised buy some of the stuff you've been talking about
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Syndus/rizon
Because everybody's got some dumb cunt of their job they can't stand
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Syndus/rizon
Do you ever wonder about people you hate and how they function and they're data, they live like I heard that bitch puts three types of mustard on her sandwich ew
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Syndus/rizon
Sometimes I found desirable qualities and people I detest
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Syndus/rizon
But then again, the only thing that really matters is the end goal to you and to be better than they are and every way.
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wof/rizon
starfield mining (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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strips and does the helicopter dick at everyone in #computertech
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Syndus/rizon
Everybody's already Seen your dick dude
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
*PEWWW* End3r's bullet ricochetes on kamper, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r is demoted to level 0 (public danger).
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DuckHunt/rizon
*PEWWW* End3r's bullet ricochetes on sparko, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [accident: -4 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
End3r > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 24.433s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. You are promoted to level 1 (tourist). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Syndus/rizon
I did that to Sally years back when we first started dating while she was talking to her mom with her back to my tackle
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Syndus/rizon
Thanks End3r you unlocked a memory the drink killed
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wof/rizon
End3r: where the chicks?
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End3r/rizon
cause i did the helicopter dick for them
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Syndus/rizon
I think you're pattern would be more like a hypnotist. Clown swirl on an umbrella rather than a helicopter
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Syndus/rizon
It's Pennywise underneath the great shadowbox. To make it look 3 dimensional. So when you look down it's like he's looking up your skirt from the sewer
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points to h4
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Syndus/rizon
God damn, these things are like crack
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
I bought some of the DG brand of neon sour gummi bears yesterday
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End3r/rizon
Neo_Nemesis, did the lemonade help?
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End3r/rizon
Neo_Nemesis, it will take about an hour for it to kick in
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Syndus/rizon
You know for the longest time I had no idea haribo was german
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
watermelon slices, all sorts of bears and worms and different haribo gummies
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Syndus/rizon
Neo, I make Eddie's, did you measure out the dosage?
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Syndus/rizon
I can't click right now are they making people shit the brains out with stibbia
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phish/swiftirc
i got played by the grocery store they were advertising a new product called pickle salsa and i buy it and its literally just relish
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Syndus/rizon
Ten milligrams isn't gonna do shit to you
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
sugar free haribo bears are illegal because the artificial sweetener is a massive laxitive
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
with as little as 4 sugar free haribo bears give you the intense shits from Hell
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Syndus/rizon
I used to eat those when I was constipated
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esjay/rizon
50mg of real THC would have you existing on another plane of existence
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
I ate a gummi bear once that was supposed to be really strong, everyone who ate one said it was intense, I ate one and I had a buzz for 15 min
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phonekait/rizon
esjay: who's the fucking moron who manufactures most of the generic depo sub q shot?
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esjay/rizon
I bet if you were here and followed my dosing you'd get fucked up
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Syndus/rizon
Though I don't doubt your knowledge and your profession. You still have to keep in mind that i've been speaking from experience
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
esjay: maybe, this was free with my quarter ounce from the dispensary a couple weeks ago
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phish/swiftirc
you have to boof the thc gummies for maximum pleasure
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Syndus/rizon
That's about the nicest way I could say that without being rude
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esjay/rizon
Comes in a stupid gay little white and green box
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
slams cup down on the desk like he just took a shot of legendary scale
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phonekait/rizon
Slap them. Their lawn dart needles don't uncap well and they don't like to inject the medication properly.
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Syndus/rizon
It can't be as bad as kratom capsule burps
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esjay/rizon
Syndus; I live where shit is legal and I will go through more edibles and flower than a lot of people typically do
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esjay/rizon
phonekait; yeah, needle quality has gone to shit
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esjay/rizon
But yeah, I have like 3oz of flower, a chocolate bar that's 100mg, some fruit chews, tincture, distillate, etc
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Rizon/rizon
[Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill
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esjay/rizon
Neo_Nemesis; yeah it will build up and you'll finally start to feel it about an hour in
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esjay/rizon
Although it can be slower if you had some food before
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
eh strange most other edibles ive done im feeling it by now
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PapaFrog/rizon
I need you all to pray for me.. My son got his learner's permit today.
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esjay/rizon
Didn't you literally just drink it like two min ago?
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Dr_DICK/rizon
Could depend on the bio-availability of the carrier-oil
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esjay/rizon
There is zero chance of any edible starting to propagate in under 5 min
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube I Prevail - Gasoline - LIVE from Australia :: (02:37) :: Views 213,893 :: Rating [+] 5,034 likes [+] 5,034 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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esjay/rizon
After work tomorrow I'm going to put 50mg of tincture in me
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
after work tomorrow im going to the dispo to get more weed :D
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wof/rizon
i'm going to drink myself to sleep then goto the yacht club tomorrow morning
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
my car hasnt been 'legal' so ive only be driving to work and back home
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esjay/rizon
50+ hour weeks and the shop being almost an hour away
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
i live 4 miles from my job, surprisingly, even tho i live in the sticks
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Syndus/rizon
One of my old neighborhoods exploded today
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esjay/rizon
One of these days I want to get stoned with some peeps but not the obnoxious kind that don't realize how much they're blowing through
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esjay/rizon
I had a friend over back in like October and she would rip through 2 bowls worth of my weed every time we would spark up
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freewifi/rizon
Neo_Nemesis: just make sure to not take more
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Syndus/rizon
Anywho, wood river Nebraska, guy had severed the gas line, then waited to strike a match until his home filled, suicide, ka fuckin boom, now the dudes being investigated fir domestic terrorism
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freewifi/rizon
because at this rate you'll be at like 150mg before 10 minutes
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End3r/rizon
I am tempted to go pack another bowl
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Syndus/rizon
I'm still rocking my spooky ghost song from Halloween of 2022
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DuckHunt/rizon
*BANG* xO' guru_ just get shot by accident by caplink. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.404s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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End3r/rizon
Syndus, that is in my solar shed.
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esjay/rizon
Neo_Nemesis; bring your ass to NY and I'll personally buy you a fuckton of edibles to try