IRC Driven

[00:00:12] Syndus/rizon Patilda of the Bigingus

[00:00:17] Syndus/rizon :p

[00:00:35] deadly/rizon Syndus

[00:00:43] deadly/rizon how ur mum get on?

[00:00:52] deadly/rizon is she ok?

[00:00:56] Syndus/rizon Better, sleeping

[00:01:03] deadly/rizon good

[00:01:19] deadly/rizon you back in ur basement then

[00:02:14] ComputerTech/rizon pew

[00:03:54] deadly/rizon ComputerTech

[00:04:10] ComputerTech/rizon deadly:

[00:04:10] deadly/rizon stfu

[00:04:10] ComputerTech/rizon wat

[00:04:24] deadly/rizon what*

[00:04:29] ComputerTech/rizon wot*

[00:04:39] deadly/rizon noob

[00:04:45] ComputerTech/rizon :P

[00:04:54] deadly/rizon lol

[00:05:14] ComputerTech/rizon sup

[00:05:30] deadly/rizon nmu

[00:06:17] deadly/rizon drunking but ive had 14 beers

[00:06:22] Syndus/rizon Ct

[00:06:28] ComputerTech/rizon Syndus:

[00:06:29] Syndus/rizon Nothing, fuck you.

[00:06:33] ComputerTech/rizon ???

[00:06:34] Syndus/rizon Deadly

[00:06:43] deadly/rizon considering going to get more

[00:06:54] deadly/rizon Syndus?

[00:06:59] * ComputerTech/rizon sips wine

[00:07:04] Syndus/rizon Eat dick sandwiches

[00:07:10] deadly/rizon ok

[00:07:19] deadly/rizon basement dweller

[00:07:22] * ComputerTech/rizon hands deadly an egg and cress sandwich

[00:07:22] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[00:07:24] Syndus/rizon Im..strange, atm

[00:07:27] Syndus/rizon It'll pass

[00:07:44] deadly/rizon lol

[00:07:45] Syndus/rizon Fr though ct you missed a funny one

[00:07:52] ComputerTech/rizon huh

[00:07:56] * Syndus/rizon scrolls up

[00:07:59] deadly/rizon do one you nugget

[00:08:00] Syndus/rizon Log

[00:08:48] Syndus/rizon ct https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/lHzfZBAK/1000003340.jpg

[00:09:12] Syndus/rizon I told Kurt to remember the milk

[00:09:19] Syndus/rizon Kuro*

[00:09:44] deadly/rizon gay

[00:09:59] Kuro-chan/rizon :O

[00:10:14] Kuro-chan/rizon milk?

[00:10:16] Kuro-chan/rizon cream?

[00:10:18] Kuro-chan/rizon cream cheese?

[00:10:23] Kuro-chan/rizon cheesecake?! :D

[00:10:25] * ComputerTech/rizon picks Kuro-chan up and pets

[00:10:32] Kuro-chan/rizon nyaaaa

[00:10:35] ComputerTech/rizon ( °-°)／ＨＥＡＤＰＡＴ

[00:10:42] * Kuro-chan/rizon offers ComputerTech a slice of double-chocolate fudge cake

[00:10:46] deadly/rizon fgts

[00:10:53] * ComputerTech/rizon noms

[00:11:01] deadly/rizon get a room

[00:11:12] deadly/rizon pussys

[00:11:33] ComputerTech/rizon /kill deadly no

[00:11:33] ComputerTech/rizon :3

[00:12:15] deadly/rizon do it

[00:12:25] deadly/rizon i dare you

[00:12:29] ComputerTech/rizon gay

[00:12:40] therock247uk ComputerTech!

[00:12:40] Syndus/rizon Where the hell were you 6 hours ago

[00:12:45] ComputerTech/rizon Syndus: me?

[00:12:49] ComputerTech/rizon therock247uk!

[00:12:50] ComputerTech/rizon <3

[00:12:51] deadly/rizon exactly ur a pussy

[00:12:55] therock247uk <3

[00:12:58] ComputerTech/rizon sup rocky

[00:12:59] Syndus/rizon No deadly

[00:13:03] therock247uk chilling

[00:13:05] therock247uk you?

[00:13:05] deadly/rizon yes]

[00:13:16] ComputerTech/rizon chilling in the hotel lobby

[00:13:17] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[00:13:25] * ComputerTech/rizon sips his wine

[00:13:26] ComputerTech/rizon <.<

[00:13:26] therock247uk nice

[00:13:28] ComputerTech/rizon yee

[00:13:36] therock247uk drinking the bar dry? :P

[00:13:41] ComputerTech/rizon xD

[00:13:42] deadly/rizon ComputerTech is the biggest fag on irc

[00:13:51] wez/rizon .o/

[00:13:56] ComputerTech/rizon roof bar closed, i ordered a wine before it closed

[00:14:00] ComputerTech/rizon wez o/

[00:14:03] ComputerTech/rizon deadly: proud of it

[00:14:04] ComputerTech/rizon :^)

[00:14:18] deadly/rizon if he kiled me he will be removed

[00:14:23] wez/rizon ComputerTech: How goes you?

[00:14:40] ComputerTech/rizon wez: decent, hbu

[00:14:45] ComputerTech/rizon deadly: removed from where

[00:14:46] ComputerTech/rizon ?

[00:14:50] wez/rizon Getting stuck into work

[00:14:53] ComputerTech/rizon wez D:

[00:15:04] * phonekait/rizon whips wez

[00:15:08] deadly/rizon oper bro you can't do shit

[00:15:13] ComputerTech/rizon deadly: lol

[00:15:15] * ComputerTech/rizon nods

[00:15:16] ComputerTech/rizon :)

[00:15:22] phonekait/rizon deadly: quit taunting

[00:15:33] deadly/rizon i speak the truth

[00:15:41] phonekait/rizon Doesn't mean you have to be a dick

[00:15:51] ComputerTech/rizon You haven't broken any rules, so no, you're right i can't akill you

[00:15:52] ComputerTech/rizon :D

[00:15:58] ComputerTech/rizon s/rules/network rules/

[00:15:58] Angel/rizon ComputerTech meant to say: You haven't broken any network rules, so no, you're right i can't akill you

[00:16:01] * ComputerTech/rizon pets deadly

[00:16:23] deadly/rizon phonekait if you want my cock just ask but ur not getting it

[00:16:23] wez/rizon phonekait: sup?

[00:16:41] * ComputerTech/rizon grumbles and goes back to coding

[00:16:49] deadly/rizon ur engaged

[00:16:58] wez/rizon I am married

[00:16:59] deadly/rizon from all accounts

[00:17:00] ComputerTech/rizon phonekait: how much longer until the big day? :3

[00:17:22] deadly/rizon stop flirting with me phonekait

[00:17:46] wez/rizon o_O

[00:17:48] ComputerTech/rizon O.o

[00:17:59] deadly/rizon its true

[00:18:12] phonekait/rizon ComputerTech: five weeks

[00:18:13] deadly/rizon phonekait has a crush on me

[00:18:17] ComputerTech/rizon phonekait: based

[00:18:22] phonekait/rizon Ew

[00:18:26] ComputerTech/rizon deadly: yeah and you're not balding :D

[00:18:35] deadly/rizon no ew about it

[00:18:40] ComputerTech/rizon kinda is ew tbh

[00:18:42] phonekait/rizon deadly: I'd sooner kiss h4 than you

[00:18:58] deadly/rizon phonekait you want me

[00:19:06] phonekait/rizon Yeah want you to go away

[00:19:13] ComputerTech/rizon lol

[00:19:18] deadly/rizon lies

[00:19:26] ComputerTech/rizon phonekait: i'm working on some C rn owo

[00:19:27] ComputerTech/rizon :>

[00:19:41] phonekait/rizon English that, weirdo.

[00:19:46] ComputerTech/rizon ???

[00:19:52] ComputerTech/rizon C is a programming language

[00:19:53] ComputerTech/rizon better?

[00:20:07] phonekait/rizon There we go

[00:20:15] phonekait/rizon Sorry, I had a long ass day at work

[00:20:21] deadly/rizon phonekait just admit it

[00:20:21] ComputerTech/rizon ye np

[00:20:37] phonekait/rizon I admit I want you to go fuck yourself with the business end of a rake

[00:20:38] Syndus/rizon I had a long ass poo

[00:20:54] deadly/rizon nah you want me lol

[00:21:11] phonekait/rizon I want you to go find someone else to hump that's actually willing.

[00:21:44] deadly/rizon when have i ever humped u lol

[00:22:06] deadly/rizon phonekait all the negativity

[00:22:21] deadly/rizon i understand now

[00:22:35] deadly/rizon you want me bless you

[00:22:39] phonekait/rizon Gross.

[00:22:50] deadly/rizon blah blah

[00:23:02] deadly/rizon u love me lol

[00:23:07] phonekait/rizon Gross.

[00:23:20] deadly/rizon ok then xx

[00:23:52] deadly/rizon thats why you always give ne shit

[00:24:04] deadly/rizon school ground shite

[00:24:17] deadly/rizon pick on the ones you love

[00:24:23] * ComputerTech/rizon blinks

[00:24:30] deadly/rizon lol i see how it is

[00:24:47] deadly/rizon ComputerTech she wants me lol

[00:25:04] deadly/rizon can anyone blame her?

[00:25:27] * ComputerTech/rizon smirks, nods and sips his wine

[00:25:29] ComputerTech/rizon >_>

[00:25:31] phonekait/rizon Can you not hit on me while you're drunk

[00:25:42] deadly/rizon im not drunk

[00:25:47] phonekait/rizon Lies

[00:25:58] deadly/rizon and believe me im not hitting on you

[00:26:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:26:02] wofmobile/rizon heavy weight love circle

[00:26:04] phonekait/rizon !bang

[00:26:04] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:26:04] DasBrain/rizon !bang

[00:26:05] DasBrain/rizon !reload

[00:26:06] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3

[00:26:06] DuckHunt/rizon phonekait > You are not armed.

[00:26:06] DasBrain/rizon !bang

[00:26:06] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:26:08] DasBrain/rizon !bang

[00:26:08] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:26:09] DasBrain/rizon !bang

[00:26:09] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.654s, which makes you a total of 59 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:26:09] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find explosive ammo ! Damage from your weapon is tripled for 24h.

[00:26:44] ComputerTech/rizon hey DasBrain o/.

[00:26:46] ComputerTech/rizon o/*

[00:27:58] phonekait/rizon Rearm me plos

[00:28:13] DasBrain/rizon hey CT

[00:28:21] ComputerTech/rizon sup DasBrain

[00:28:23] DuckHunt/rizon phonekait already has a gun and looks at ComputerTech without understanding.

[00:28:23] ComputerTech/rizon !rearm phonekait

[00:28:25] ComputerTech/rizon ¯\(°_o)/¯

[00:28:43] phonekait/rizon What

[00:28:44] phonekait/rizon K

[00:28:52] phonekait/rizon 7:26:05 PM <+ DuckHunt> phonekait > You are not armed.

[00:29:08] ComputerTech/rizon yes, but a duck was shot

[00:29:09] Ahsoka/rizon Like your blonde brain would understand anything

[00:29:11] ComputerTech/rizon after you got disarmed

[00:29:14] ComputerTech/rizon thus you got rearmed

[00:29:19] ComputerTech/rizon duck shot = rearms everyone

[00:33:24] * Ahsoka/rizon shakes up a 2 litre pop bottle and down the whole thing then belches long and loud directly into ComputerTech's ear

[00:33:39] * ComputerTech/rizon dodges

[00:34:00] Ahsoka/rizon XD damn i was too slow

[00:34:05] Syndus/rizon That's fuckin hot

[00:34:14] Syndus/rizon Lol

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[00:34:15] Ahsoka/rizon XD,

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[00:40:57] wofmobile/rizon ComputerTech: see my vid

[00:40:59] wofmobile/rizon !??!

[00:41:03] wofmobile/rizon ??!!

[00:42:01] ComputerTech/rizon wofmobile: wot vid

[00:42:08] Syndus/rizon Hey

[00:42:17] Syndus/rizon Big brain time

[00:43:30] Syndus/rizon If I made a realist mold of my junk while it's hard, and put googly eyes 👀 on it with a smiley face, would anyone keep it on their dresser or shelf?

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[00:45:28] Syndus/rizon I've been told it looks goofy

[00:45:54] wofmobile/rizon you look goofyt

[00:46:02] Syndus/rizon Oh yeah

[00:46:07] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:48:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:48:04] DasBrain/rizon !bang

[00:48:04] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.535s, which makes you a total of 60 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 12 (duck clobber). \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[00:48:28] wofmobile/rizon ComputerTech has me on ignore ;(

[00:48:34] Syndus/rizon I got told off on Twitter once bc of my political views by an account Chuck full of Max Goof porn

[00:48:49] Syndus/rizon Chock*

[00:49:00] wofmobile/rizon Trump porn?

[00:49:03] Syndus/rizon I thought that was kinda goify

[00:49:04] wofmobile/rizon I want to see his nudes

[00:49:16] Syndus/rizon I dunno

[00:49:24] Syndus/rizon Garsh

[00:50:35] Syndus/rizon Hyu-huck, that's what he gets for supporting a pro fascist state

[00:51:17] Syndus/rizon Then Donald adds that's whybhis hands are so tiny

[00:51:39] Syndus/rizon I could see getting trumps nudes as a kingdom hearts mission

[00:52:27] Syndus/rizon And you have to whoop his degenerate fat ass with a big key

[00:53:01] Syndus/rizon I'd buy it

[00:53:19] wofmobile/rizon Syndus: if we get nudes the libs will vote for him

[00:53:29] wofmobile/rizon lol

[00:53:34] wofmobile/rizon any ways

[00:53:34] Syndus/rizon Ohnoes

[00:53:40] Syndus/rizon right

[00:55:26] wofmobile/rizon We have a game pool house, full of table games

[00:55:38] Syndus/rizon Play blues clues

[00:55:46] wofmobile/rizon week two of living in airbnb's

[00:55:50] Syndus/rizon It's clue with a dog

[00:55:51] wofmobile/rizon Syndus stfu

[00:55:57] wofmobile/rizon i have a blueclue

[00:56:04] Syndus/rizon Clifford the big red assole

[00:56:25] Syndus/rizon In the bnb with his big red cock

[00:56:37] wofmobile/rizon Syndus: https://i.imgur.com/y0NSiNJ.jpg

[00:56:46] Syndus/rizon Daaw

[00:56:51] Syndus/rizon ^_^

[00:57:35] wofmobile/rizon He's in a blue shirt lol

[00:57:46] Syndus/rizon Yeah I got that

[00:57:53] wofmobile/rizon fine Syndus

[00:57:58] wofmobile/rizon be that way

[00:58:03] Syndus/rizon Be wut way

[00:58:08] Syndus/rizon My way?

[00:58:21] Syndus/rizon Your way?

[00:58:25] wofmobile/rizon the HIGHWAY

[00:58:40] Syndus/rizon Gotta be a better way to get paid

[00:58:44] Syndus/rizon Yeaheah

[00:59:07] Syndus/rizon Song popped in my heas

[00:59:13] Syndus/rizon Head*

[00:59:40] wofmobile/rizon damn one of my directors are calling me

[00:59:46] wofmobile/rizon escalation!

[00:59:57] wofmobile/rizon ok gtg jump on a conf bridge o/

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[01:16:16] mib_4rmgvh/rizon yo

[01:16:36] therock247uk yo

[01:16:40] Syndus/rizon check this out https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/nzYXTcN9/1000003342.jpg

[01:19:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:19:43] therock247uk !bang

[01:19:44] DuckHunt/rizon therock247uk > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:19:48] therock247uk !bang

[01:19:48] DuckHunt/rizon therock247uk > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[01:19:50] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 49.905s, which makes you a total of 61 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:19:50] DasBrain/rizon !bang

[01:19:59] therock247uk !rearm

[01:20:04] therock247uk !reload

[01:20:05] DuckHunt/rizon therock247uk > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[01:20:10] DasBrain/rizon !reload

[01:20:11] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/9 | Chargers: 2/3

[01:20:55] Juest/rizon hi

[01:20:59] Juest/rizon how its gong?

[01:28:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:28:15] Syndus/rizon therock247uk: state your mission

[01:28:55] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 54.676s, which makes you a total of 62 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:28:55] DasBrain/rizon !bang

[01:28:56] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... bushes.

[01:29:13] Syndus/rizon How about you, DasBrain ?

[01:31:12] DasBrain/rizon Looks like an old pink panther.

[01:31:58] Syndus/rizon Oh that, it looks like it has a cocktail in the other hand and is about to tell me a story

[01:34:15] Syndus/rizon They usually put out

[01:34:21] Syndus/rizon Stay away

[01:34:24] Syndus/rizon Lol

[01:36:11] Syndus/rizon I'm nervous

[01:36:24] Syndus/rizon Why I'm actin all wierd

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[01:37:25] Syndus/rizon I keep getting told to stfu, bc sorry, anxious mostly, not just nervousness

[01:37:45] Syndus/rizon I keep talking about it, hoping I'll get over the feeling

[01:38:38] Syndus/rizon Stretching my back and legs out

[01:40:07] Syndus/rizon Anyone know how to pop their lower lumber, by positioning themselves sideways on a couch arm, twisting, and pushing down on your hips?

[01:40:16] Syndus/rizon Lumbar *

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[01:41:21] Syndus/rizon It's what I do when I don't want to walk around with the back pain the next day

[01:43:18] wofmobile/rizon oh man the female doctor today @_@

[01:43:22] Syndus/rizon Monkeys paw, being double jointed is great until you get older and need to keep stretching to stay bendy but, arthritis and bone spurs are the wirst

[01:43:25] Syndus/rizon Worst

[01:43:41] wofmobile/rizon she said I can goto the gym again and she touch me in my special places

[01:43:53] Syndus/rizon Your nipples?

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[01:44:21] Syndus/rizon Recovering from what wof?

[01:52:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:52:05] DasBrain/rizon !bang

[01:52:05] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:52:06] DasBrain/rizon !bang

[01:52:06] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.911s, which makes you a total of 63 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [19 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:52:09] DasBrain/rizon !reload

[01:52:10] DuckHunt/rizon DasBrain > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/9 | Chargers: 2/3

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[02:07:56] * Compass/rizon is now known as Compass_Away/rizon

[02:08:23] phish/swiftirc pretty sweet pool wof

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[02:11:50] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon Syndus, what is blue and smells like red paint?

[02:11:58] realanon89/rizon HTTP header is larger than 10240 bytes. <<<<<<what does this mean? and how can i get rid of it without clearing my browsing history and cookies

[02:14:03] phish/swiftirc it means the header is over 10240 bytes

[02:14:13] Syndus/rizon Red paint

[02:14:22] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon no, blue paint.... >_< *chuckles*

[02:14:28] Syndus/rizon Right

[02:14:34] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ^_^

[02:14:52] Syndus/rizon What has two handles, two tires, and dings.

[02:14:54] Syndus/rizon ?

[02:15:03] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon what?

[02:15:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ^_^

[02:15:10] Syndus/rizon A duck, I lied about the bike.

[02:15:16] Syndus/rizon Herdur

[02:15:19] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon lullz

[02:15:45] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon did you hear about the man who was afraid of hurdles Syndus?

[02:16:03] grungebarbie/rizon he got over it

[02:16:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon YEP!

[02:16:15] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon >_<

[02:16:29] * grungebarbie/rizon slaps a knee

[02:17:23] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon did you hear about the cheese explosion in france?

[02:18:19] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon the deBRIE went everywhere.....

[02:19:04] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon *facepalms* >_<

[02:20:33] grungebarbie/rizon now that's cheesy

[02:21:23] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon grungebarbie, my bike collapsed the other day....must have been two tired......

[02:22:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon >_<

[02:22:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon woo!

[02:22:33] grungebarbie/rizon *blink*

[02:23:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon did you hear about the really successful scarecrow?

[02:23:32] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon he was outstanding in his field...... >_< rofl.....

[02:24:13] * grungebarbie/rizon gets the pillow

[02:24:29] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon *chuckles heartily*

[02:25:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon what has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

[02:25:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon my foot......

[02:25:20] wez/rizon .o7

[02:25:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon wez!

[02:25:27] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon o7

[02:25:53] Syndus/rizon Sorry, was brushing my teeth n hair

[02:26:25] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon *pat pats Syndus*

[02:26:47] Syndus/rizon Y patpat n not puffpuff?

[02:26:54] grungebarbie/rizon why not both

[02:27:27] Syndus/rizon Why bot zoidberg?

[02:27:34] wez/rizon grungebarbie: <3

[02:29:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon grungebarbie, my sister told me that i couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.......you should've seen her face when i drove pasta.....

[02:29:57] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ^_^

[02:34:11] Beaver/rizon admirals funny hour

[02:34:16] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon me?

[02:34:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon naw....

[02:34:21] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ^_^

[02:37:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon Syndus, milk is the fastest liquid on earth........it's pasturized before you can even see it......

[02:37:42] Syndus/rizon What if she wants her milk bath just up to her boobs, hmm?

[02:38:17] Syndus/rizon I want a bondesque sexytime, not a drowning

[02:38:26] Neo_Nemesis/rizon how is weed different from pussy? If you can smell the weed from across the room you know it's good.

[02:38:53] Syndus/rizon Like when he hands her shoes and just sits there when she asks him for something to wear

[02:39:04] Syndus/rizon 😎

[02:40:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon what do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

[02:40:17] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon a bagel.....

[02:40:46] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon Neo_Nemesis, what do you call a fly without wings?

[02:40:58] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon a walk.....

[02:42:15] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon aw yea....

[02:42:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon heh

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[02:44:24] Syndus/rizon Mikoolo:

[02:44:44] Syndus/rizon Remember the night before last when we were talking about F1 racers with pankakes?

[02:45:09] Syndus/rizon What was the guy's name? https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/sbT0T1Ml/1000003277.jpg

[02:45:45] Syndus/rizon Anyone?

[02:45:54] Syndus/rizon My dad's asking me

[02:47:01] therock247uk no idea who they are

[02:47:08] Syndus/rizon I'll just search by image, ya'll are dead this time of evening for me

[02:47:15] Syndus/rizon It's ok

[02:47:32] Peorth/rizon Mika Hakkinen.]

[02:47:36] Peorth/rizon just google the image lmao

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[02:49:57] Neo_Nemesis/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: lol

[02:49:59] Neo_Nemesis/rizon o7

[02:52:33] Syndus/rizon I did

[02:52:38] Syndus/rizon I was being lazy

[02:53:22] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon NiniGeo2, o7

[02:54:09] * NiniGeo2/rizon salutes the Admiral

[02:54:12] NiniGeo2/rizon Hiya, Admiral

[02:54:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon howdy

[02:56:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:56:09] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:56:09] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:56:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:56:12] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[02:56:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:56:14] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:56:25] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[02:56:25] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:56:26] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:56:26] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[02:56:28] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:56:28] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:56:29] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:56:29] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[02:56:30] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:56:31] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:56:32] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[02:56:32] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[02:56:34] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:56:34] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 33.128s, which makes you a total of 36 ducks (including 6 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 7 (duck pest). \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp]

[02:56:35] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a +5 four-leaf clover ! You will earn an extra 5 xp points for each duck you shoot for 24h.

[02:58:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:58:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:58:03] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/3

[02:58:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[02:58:05] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/3

[02:58:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:58:07] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[02:58:08] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:58:09] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[02:58:10] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:58:10] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 1/3

[02:58:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[02:58:12] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 1/3

[02:58:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:58:14] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:58:15] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:58:15] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 14.124s, which makes you a total of 37 ducks (including 7 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 8 (duck hassler). \_X< *KWAK* [41 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[02:58:23] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon woo!

[03:02:34] Syndus/rizon Oow!

[03:02:54] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon o_o wassamatta Syndus?

[03:04:07] Syndus/rizon Nothing

[03:04:27] Syndus/rizon Backwards

[03:04:39] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon oh.

[03:04:53] Number1Stunna/rizon gn friends

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[03:10:31] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon nighty!

[03:10:54] Syndus/rizon Tighty!

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[03:11:49] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon Whities!

[03:11:59] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon heh

[03:15:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:15:06] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[03:15:06] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 6/9 | Chargers: 1/3

[03:15:09] Beaver/rizon !bang

[03:15:09] DuckHunt/rizon Beaver > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:15:13] Beaver/rizon !bang

[03:15:13] DuckHunt/rizon Beaver > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:15:13] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[03:15:13] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/9 | Chargers: 1/3

[03:15:14] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[03:15:14] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[03:15:14] DuckHunt/rizon Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[03:15:16] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[03:15:16] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[03:15:16] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS is demoted to level 7 (duck pest).

[03:15:20] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon .................

[03:15:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ergh

[03:15:34] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[03:15:35] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You are not armed.

[03:15:47] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon oopsie

[03:16:04] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !duckstats

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[03:16:06] DuckHunt/rizon [Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 0.215s | average react. time: 2mn27.005s | 37 ducks (incl. 7 golden ducks) | 51 misses | 7 accidents | 6 empty shots | 10 wild shots | 88 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 1 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Liability insur. / Sunglasses / 4-leaf clover

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[03:16:21] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 9

[03:16:22] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[03:16:30] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 7

[03:16:31] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[03:16:42] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 18

[03:16:43] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You buy a life insurance in exchange for 10 xp points. For 1 week, if you are victim of a hunting accident, you win 2x the level of the shooter in xp points. This insurance is for single use.

[03:16:59] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 8

[03:17:00] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.

[03:17:10] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 6

[03:17:10] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.

[03:17:27] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[03:17:27] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You are not armed.

[03:17:33] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 5

[03:17:33] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought back your confiscated gun in exchange for 40 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 6 (duck hater).

[03:17:39] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[03:17:40] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/10 | Chargers: 1/2

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