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March 19, 2026
1 day, 8 hours ago
Guiness Ad ===> https://youtu.be/y07at1bU89Q
March 17, 2026
3 days, 9 hours ago
If you call your allies cowards in February, don't go begging to them for help in March.
March 10, 2026
1 week, 3 days ago
Personal preferrences: Gay cowboys prefer to be called Jolly Ranchers.
March 9, 2026
1 week, 4 days ago
Trump Family Calls Ayatollah’s Son an Incompetent Moron Who Only Got His Position Through Nepotism.
March 2, 2026
2 weeks, 4 days ago
Sunday Evening Blues ===> https://youtu.be/csuG8PyEooE?list=OLAK5uy_lcGJzkiXLqZfnEx-lODjDSNAYnM4tmR10
February 27, 2026
2 weeks, 6 days ago
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. --- He acquired his size from too much pi.
February 14, 2026
1 month ago
Antique Roadshow Disasters ===> https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C5qyB6VS2yM
February 5, 2026
1 month, 2 weeks ago
The toga had a 3000yo oil stain. It was from ancient Greece. Then it Dawned on me.
February 2, 2026
1 month, 2 weeks ago
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
January 28, 2026
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Abraham Lincoln said watching “Melania” was the worst experience he’s ever had in a theatre.
January 26, 2026
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Only female mosquitoes bite. Only males buzz. When you're in bed and you hear a buzz, relax. If you hear silence, worry.
January 23, 2026
1 month, 3 weeks ago
It's a damn shame that stupidity isn't painful to the afflicted.
January 4, 2026
2 months, 2 weeks ago
Seth rogan and Disney present the Muppet show on ABC Feb 5
January 2, 2026
2 months, 2 weeks ago
Having a healthy and regualr sex life helps improve memory. I wish all a great 2016!
December 27, 2025
2 months, 2 weeks ago
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=122120274459013936&set=pb.61580418099775.-2207520000
December 25, 2025
2 months, 3 weeks ago
A Holy Knight is one who had very unfortunate luck at the jousting tournament.
December 22, 2025
2 months, 3 weeks ago
I got myself a senior's GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.
December 19, 2025
3 months ago
If 2025 were a drink, it would be a colonoscopy prep.
December 7, 2025
3 months, 1 week ago
Something you learn when you get older. "If you want to make a problem worse, call a lawyer."
December 3, 2025
3 months, 2 weeks ago
What do you call a Christmas wreath made of $100 bills? ---------------- Aretha Franklins
November 28, 2025
3 months, 2 weeks ago
If I win the lottery, no one around me will be poor. I will move to a rich gated neighborhood.
November 26, 2025
3 months, 3 weeks ago
/st I am a person who wants to do lots of things, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
November 25, 2025
3 months, 3 weeks ago
I broke my addiction to Hellman’s at the Mayo Clinic.
November 23, 2025
3 months, 3 weeks ago
You have to be extremely precise when trying to identify fungi. --- There's not mushroom for error.
November 21, 2025
3 months, 3 weeks ago
If you're waiting for me to act normal, I hope you packed a picnic basket.
November 15, 2025
4 months ago
A man was injured while playing peek-a-boo. --- He's currently in the ICU.
November 14, 2025
4 months ago
My boss farted in front of me. I said "Still trying to work that condom out?" --- Anyone hiring out there?
November 13, 2025
4 months ago
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you didn't overthink everything? I think about it all the time.
November 1, 2025
4 months, 2 weeks ago
There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it's cold, over ice, with a celery stalk. And Vodka.
October 23, 2025
4 months, 3 weeks ago
I tried calling the Tinnitus help line. No answer. Just kept ringing.
October 10, 2025
5 months, 1 week ago
I'm sitting here realizing that cottage cheese isn't actually cheese. It's just a curd to me.
October 5, 2025
5 months, 2 weeks ago
Drone Swarm ===> https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9tSDn5j3G6c
September 21, 2025
5 months, 3 weeks ago
Do you remember --- The twenty-first night of September?
September 17, 2025
6 months ago
I'm thinking of selling my old theremin. I haven't touched it in years.
September 14, 2025
6 months ago
Funny series ===> http://tiny.cc/jijs001
September 13, 2025
6 months, 1 week ago
"When nature calls, you can't let it go to voicemail"
September 12, 2025
6 months, 1 week ago
Stop worrying about what other people think. Have you met other people? They're AWFUL!
September 5, 2025
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Legendary Italian fashion designer Giorgio Armani dies at 91
August 29, 2025
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Sometimes you need to let Karma fix it. Because if you fix it, you're going to jail.
August 27, 2025
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Every time I see the TV say "BREAKING NEWS," you know what I'm hoping for!
August 24, 2025
6 months, 3 weeks ago
I was kidnapped by a troupe of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
August 19, 2025
7 months ago
Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska.
August 18, 2025
7 months ago
A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins?
August 17, 2025
7 months ago
Things that keep me up at night: Are Medusa's leg hairs tiny little snakes?
August 15, 2025
7 months ago
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
August 13, 2025
7 months, 1 week ago
If size doesn't matter, where are all the 3 inch dildoes?
August 4, 2025
7 months, 2 weeks ago
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.
May 8, 2025
10 months, 1 week ago
El destino de la cucaracha es apoderarse de la cocina.
May 1, 2025
10 months, 2 weeks ago
Old age is real. I was in bed for 20 mins when I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I remembered I came in my room for my wallet.
April 29, 2025
10 months, 2 weeks ago
I keep a scale and a ruler at my front door to verify Grindr profiles.
April 19, 2025
11 months ago
Moo woke up!
April 18, 2025
11 months ago
Keep the noise down, Moo is sleeping!
April 6, 2025
11 months, 1 week ago
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you won't get it.
March 22, 2025
11 months, 3 weeks ago
George Foreman Dead at 76
March 14, 2025
1 year ago
Some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology. It bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
March 8, 2025
1 year ago
Religion is like circumcision. If you wait until someone is 12yo to tell them about it, they probably won't be interested.
March 3, 2025
1 year ago
No matter how nice you are, German children will always be Kinder.
February 2, 2025
1 year, 1 month ago
- Word of the day: Recrudescence (n.) The return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
January 28, 2025
1 year, 1 month ago
Word of the day: Recrudescence (n.) The return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
January 8, 2025
1 year, 2 months ago
A special message to Canada, Greenland, Panama, and now the Gulf of Mexico. Apologies. He's an imbecile. --- USA
January 6, 2025
1 year, 2 months ago
I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye!
January 3, 2025
1 year, 2 months ago
I refuse to believe I was gay AND dyslexic, but I was in Daniel.
December 27, 2024
1 year, 2 months ago
No matter how far you push the envelope, it remains stationary.
November 23, 2024
1 year, 3 months ago
Mooo's alarm finally woke him
November 21, 2024
1 year, 3 months ago
You can tell God has a sense of humor because she put the male G-spot in his rectum.
September 28, 2024
1 year, 5 months ago
musclebutt puts galoshes on and jumps in the puddles.
July 12, 2024
1 year, 8 months ago
Just don't ask ====> http://tiny.cc/7on3zz
July 1, 2024
1 year, 8 months ago
HAPPY CANADA DAY !!!
May 28, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
Moo has 63,741 Days and counting!
May 25, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
Two antennas fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
May 23, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
musclbutt thinks it's time for a new topic line (Himting for a suggestion here)
May 17, 2024
1 year, 10 months ago
musclbutt thinks it's time for a new topic line
March 30, 2024
1 year, 11 months ago
It’s tragic that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries. --- Hindus, on the other hand,….never had any beef.
March 15, 2024
2 years ago
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. That's because they're Inca hoots.
March 7, 2024
2 years ago
American education ===> https://www.facebook.com/reel/3717249841879429
March 6, 2024
2 years ago
I think we need a refreshed topic line.
February 15, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
Someone just accused me of plagiarism. Their words, not mine.
February 3, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
Sister Abrigal of Niece. She was highly respected for her wisdom. She was called Nun, the Wiser.
November 19, 2023
2 years, 4 months ago
MUSCLES and MEN (and the odd bionic bovine) found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+)
November 19, 2023
2 years, 4 months ago
MUSCLES and MEN (and the odd boinic bovine) found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+)
November 9, 2023
2 years, 4 months ago
MUSCLES and MEN (and the odd bovine) found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+)
October 13, 2023
2 years, 5 months ago
Dear Black Friday, We all have big screen TVs. How about putting up groceries, gas, and rent on sale this year?
September 28, 2023
2 years, 5 months ago
We need a clever topic sentence. (18+)
September 6, 2023
2 years, 6 months ago
'90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.'
August 30, 2023
2 years, 6 months ago
90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.
August 5, 2023
2 years, 7 months ago
Australians are disappointed that the Barbie movie does not include even one BBQ.
July 31, 2023
2 years, 7 months ago
-An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.
July 21, 2023
2 years, 7 months ago
-Have you heard about the defunct rock band 999 Megabytes? ---------- They couldn't get a gig.
July 2, 2023
2 years, 8 months ago
Happy Canada Day!! 40 Million Strong!!
July 1, 2023
2 years, 8 months ago
-I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, but now I stand corrected.
May 31, 2023
2 years, 9 months ago
I was assigned male at birth and I identify as male, but according to Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, I am a family of four.
May 21, 2023
2 years, 9 months ago
Some say English is a tough language to learn but, it can be understood through tough and thorough thought, though.
May 19, 2023
2 years, 10 months ago
MUSCLES and MEN found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+)
May 18, 2023
2 years, 10 months ago