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#gaymuscle
May 1, 2026
2 days, 21 hours ago
I was telling my friends about the health benefits of eating dried grapes. It's really all about raisin awareness. Happy Raisin Day!
April 18, 2026
2 weeks, 2 days ago
that was not a flood - it was a noise complaint!
April 15, 2026
2 weeks, 4 days ago
DO NOT TOUCH must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille.
April 15, 2026
2 weeks, 5 days ago
muscle Men and others 18= room
April 13, 2026
3 weeks ago
This is pretty obvious but I don't recommend going to South and Western Australia in its summer (Dec-Feb). It is too hot. Al
April 7, 2026
3 weeks, 6 days ago
April 6, 1764 - Le Grand Dérangement
April 4, 2026
4 weeks, 1 day ago
No matter how far you are from Mother Earth, M$ Outlook sucks.
March 31, 2026
1 month ago
Aqua midget ===> https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2D8sgHWIzuA
March 26, 2026
1 month, 1 week ago
I got a full tank of gas today for $60 ! It was for my lawnmower, but I still call it a ‘win’ !
March 22, 2026
1 month, 1 week ago
Moo went out and is now all stuck up!
March 19, 2026
1 month, 2 weeks ago
Guiness Ad ===> https://youtu.be/y07at1bU89Q
March 17, 2026
1 month, 2 weeks ago
If you call your allies cowards in February, don't go begging to them for help in March.
March 10, 2026
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Personal preferrences: Gay cowboys prefer to be called Jolly Ranchers.
March 9, 2026
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Trump Family Calls Ayatollah’s Son an Incompetent Moron Who Only Got His Position Through Nepotism.
March 2, 2026
2 months ago
Sunday Evening Blues ===> https://youtu.be/csuG8PyEooE?list=OLAK5uy_lcGJzkiXLqZfnEx-lODjDSNAYnM4tmR10
February 27, 2026
2 months, 1 week ago
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. --- He acquired his size from too much pi.
February 14, 2026
2 months, 2 weeks ago
Antique Roadshow Disasters ===> https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C5qyB6VS2yM
February 5, 2026
2 months, 4 weeks ago
The toga had a 3000yo oil stain. It was from ancient Greece. Then it Dawned on me.
February 2, 2026
3 months ago
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will understand this.
January 28, 2026
3 months ago
Abraham Lincoln said watching “Melania” was the worst experience he’s ever had in a theatre.
January 26, 2026
3 months, 1 week ago
Only female mosquitoes bite. Only males buzz. When you're in bed and you hear a buzz, relax. If you hear silence, worry.
January 23, 2026
3 months, 1 week ago
It's a damn shame that stupidity isn't painful to the afflicted.
January 4, 2026
4 months ago
Seth rogan and Disney present the Muppet show on ABC Feb 5
January 2, 2026
4 months ago
Having a healthy and regualr sex life helps improve memory. I wish all a great 2016!
December 27, 2025
4 months, 1 week ago
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December 25, 2025
4 months, 1 week ago
A Holy Knight is one who had very unfortunate luck at the jousting tournament.
December 22, 2025
4 months, 1 week ago
I got myself a senior's GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there.
December 19, 2025
4 months, 2 weeks ago
If 2025 were a drink, it would be a colonoscopy prep.
December 7, 2025
4 months, 3 weeks ago
Something you learn when you get older. "If you want to make a problem worse, call a lawyer."
December 3, 2025
5 months ago
What do you call a Christmas wreath made of $100 bills? ---------------- Aretha Franklins
November 28, 2025
5 months ago
If I win the lottery, no one around me will be poor. I will move to a rich gated neighborhood.
November 26, 2025
5 months, 1 week ago
/st I am a person who wants to do lots of things, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
November 25, 2025
5 months, 1 week ago
I broke my addiction to Hellman’s at the Mayo Clinic.
November 23, 2025
5 months, 1 week ago
You have to be extremely precise when trying to identify fungi. --- There's not mushroom for error.
November 21, 2025
5 months, 1 week ago
If you're waiting for me to act normal, I hope you packed a picnic basket.
November 15, 2025
5 months, 2 weeks ago
A man was injured while playing peek-a-boo. --- He's currently in the ICU.
November 14, 2025
5 months, 2 weeks ago
My boss farted in front of me. I said "Still trying to work that condom out?" --- Anyone hiring out there?
November 13, 2025
5 months, 2 weeks ago
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you didn't overthink everything? I think about it all the time.
November 1, 2025
6 months ago
There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it's cold, over ice, with a celery stalk. And Vodka.
October 23, 2025
6 months, 1 week ago
I tried calling the Tinnitus help line. No answer. Just kept ringing.
October 10, 2025
6 months, 3 weeks ago
I'm sitting here realizing that cottage cheese isn't actually cheese. It's just a curd to me.
October 5, 2025
6 months, 4 weeks ago
Drone Swarm ===> https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9tSDn5j3G6c
September 21, 2025
7 months, 1 week ago
Do you remember --- The twenty-first night of September?
September 17, 2025
7 months, 2 weeks ago
I'm thinking of selling my old theremin. I haven't touched it in years.
September 14, 2025
7 months, 2 weeks ago
Funny series ===> http://tiny.cc/jijs001
September 13, 2025
7 months, 3 weeks ago
"When nature calls, you can't let it go to voicemail"
September 12, 2025
7 months, 3 weeks ago
Stop worrying about what other people think. Have you met other people? They're AWFUL!
September 5, 2025
7 months, 4 weeks ago
Legendary Italian fashion designer Giorgio Armani dies at 91
August 29, 2025
8 months ago
Sometimes you need to let Karma fix it. Because if you fix it, you're going to jail.
August 27, 2025
8 months, 1 week ago
Every time I see the TV say "BREAKING NEWS," you know what I'm hoping for!
August 24, 2025
8 months, 1 week ago
I was kidnapped by a troupe of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
August 19, 2025
8 months, 2 weeks ago
Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska.
August 18, 2025
8 months, 2 weeks ago
A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first. Who wins?
August 17, 2025
8 months, 2 weeks ago
Things that keep me up at night: Are Medusa's leg hairs tiny little snakes?
August 15, 2025
8 months, 2 weeks ago
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
August 13, 2025
8 months, 3 weeks ago
If size doesn't matter, where are all the 3 inch dildoes?
August 4, 2025
9 months ago
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.
May 8, 2025
11 months, 3 weeks ago
El destino de la cucaracha es apoderarse de la cocina.
May 1, 2025
1 year ago
Old age is real. I was in bed for 20 mins when I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I remembered I came in my room for my wallet.
April 29, 2025
1 year ago
I keep a scale and a ruler at my front door to verify Grindr profiles.
April 19, 2025
1 year ago
Moo woke up!
April 18, 2025
1 year ago
Keep the noise down, Moo is sleeping!
April 6, 2025
1 year ago
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you won't get it.
March 22, 2025
1 year, 1 month ago
George Foreman Dead at 76
March 14, 2025
1 year, 1 month ago
Some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology. It bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
March 8, 2025
1 year, 1 month ago
Religion is like circumcision. If you wait until someone is 12yo to tell them about it, they probably won't be interested.
March 3, 2025
1 year, 2 months ago
No matter how nice you are, German children will always be Kinder.
February 2, 2025
1 year, 3 months ago
- Word of the day: Recrudescence (n.) The return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
January 28, 2025
1 year, 3 months ago
Word of the day: Recrudescence (n.) The return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
January 8, 2025
1 year, 3 months ago
A special message to Canada, Greenland, Panama, and now the Gulf of Mexico. Apologies. He's an imbecile. --- USA
January 6, 2025
1 year, 3 months ago
I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye!
January 3, 2025
1 year, 4 months ago
I refuse to believe I was gay AND dyslexic, but I was in Daniel.
December 27, 2024
1 year, 4 months ago
No matter how far you push the envelope, it remains stationary.
November 23, 2024
1 year, 5 months ago
Mooo's alarm finally woke him
November 21, 2024
1 year, 5 months ago
You can tell God has a sense of humor because she put the male G-spot in his rectum.
September 28, 2024
1 year, 7 months ago
musclebutt puts galoshes on and jumps in the puddles.
July 12, 2024
1 year, 9 months ago
Just don't ask ====> http://tiny.cc/7on3zz
July 1, 2024
1 year, 10 months ago
HAPPY CANADA DAY !!!
May 28, 2024
1 year, 11 months ago
Moo has 63,741 Days and counting!
May 25, 2024
1 year, 11 months ago
Two antennas fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
May 23, 2024
1 year, 11 months ago
musclbutt thinks it's time for a new topic line (Himting for a suggestion here)
May 17, 2024
1 year, 11 months ago
musclbutt thinks it's time for a new topic line
March 30, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
It’s tragic that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries. --- Hindus, on the other hand,….never had any beef.
March 15, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
Peruvian owls always hunt in pairs. That's because they're Inca hoots.
March 7, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
American education ===> https://www.facebook.com/reel/3717249841879429
March 6, 2024
2 years, 1 month ago
I think we need a refreshed topic line.
February 15, 2024
2 years, 2 months ago
Someone just accused me of plagiarism. Their words, not mine.
February 3, 2024
2 years, 3 months ago
Sister Abrigal of Niece. She was highly respected for her wisdom. She was called Nun, the Wiser.
November 19, 2023
2 years, 5 months ago
MUSCLES and MEN (and the odd bionic bovine) found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+)
November 19, 2023
2 years, 5 months ago
MUSCLES and MEN (and the odd boinic bovine) found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+)
November 9, 2023
2 years, 5 months ago
MUSCLES and MEN (and the odd bovine) found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+)
October 13, 2023
2 years, 6 months ago
Dear Black Friday, We all have big screen TVs. How about putting up groceries, gas, and rent on sale this year?
September 28, 2023
2 years, 7 months ago
We need a clever topic sentence. (18+)
September 6, 2023
2 years, 7 months ago
'90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.'
August 30, 2023
2 years, 8 months ago
90% of bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.
August 5, 2023
2 years, 8 months ago
Australians are disappointed that the Barbie movie does not include even one BBQ.
July 31, 2023
2 years, 9 months ago
-An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.
July 21, 2023
2 years, 9 months ago
-Have you heard about the defunct rock band 999 Megabytes? ---------- They couldn't get a gig.
July 2, 2023
2 years, 10 months ago
Happy Canada Day!! 40 Million Strong!!
July 1, 2023
2 years, 10 months ago
-I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, but now I stand corrected.
May 31, 2023
2 years, 11 months ago
I was assigned male at birth and I identify as male, but according to Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, I am a family of four.
May 21, 2023
2 years, 11 months ago
Some say English is a tough language to learn but, it can be understood through tough and thorough thought, though.
May 19, 2023
2 years, 11 months ago
MUSCLES and MEN found here at GAYMUSCLE!!! (18+)
May 18, 2023
2 years, 11 months ago