IRC Driven

[18:21:09] h4 there you are Piba!

[18:21:43] h4 your buddy isnt here yet

[18:21:48] h4 feel free to be active :D

[18:22:09] h4 uh oh

[18:22:15] h4 you may have a new buddy though

[18:22:59] h4 what?

[18:23:05] h4 whats ipa?

[18:23:24] h4 yeah but what is it?

[18:23:26] h4 liquor?

[18:24:02] h4 must be a dark beer with 9%

[18:24:19] h4 does it taste better than the usual american pisswater you guys dare to call beer?

[18:24:31] h4 kick him

[18:24:32] h4 the fuck

[18:24:35] h4 how can you hate beer?

[18:24:39] h4 what?

[18:24:43] h4 what have you tried? Paderborner?

[18:24:46] h4 dont trink Pennerbier

[18:24:59] h4 try the czech budweiser beer

[18:25:01] h4 its the shit

[18:25:10] h4 also up in schleswig they brew Asgard beer

[18:25:29] h4 its fucking tasty <3

[18:25:45] h4 Piba: i just imagine you having Bierschiss now :D

[18:25:50] h4 the thought disgusts me

[18:26:13] h4 thebaine: dude we were talking about beer that tastes good

[18:26:24] h4 not getting wasted the best way possible

[18:26:50] h4 thebaine: only aussie beer i know is Fosters

[18:26:55] h4 and i actually like FOsters

[18:27:16] h4 try the turkish efes beer

[18:27:23] h4 .w efes beer

[18:27:39] h4 i do enjoy the smell of my own farts

[18:28:03] h4 oh here we go

[18:28:09] h4 sushi i think piba has Bierschiss today

[18:28:16] h4 might be a topic you wanna discuss :D

[18:28:24] h4 i dont wanna explain lol

[18:28:27] h4 .t de en bierschiss

[18:28:45] h4 you may ask sur if she cares to explain it

[18:29:00] h4 second2050: if you hate beer you may not have experienced :D

[18:29:28] h4 haha

[18:29:36] h4 i dont think Alkoholschiss is much better

[18:29:50] h4 to greet you

[18:30:15] h4 second2050: but Bierschiss is lethal...you cant prevent it and most of the time it turns my stomach and makes me puke

[18:30:34] h4 yeah

[18:30:37] h4 its absolutely fucking horrible

[18:30:50] h4 i think its the disgusting smell

[18:31:26] h4 lshit

[18:31:28] h4 *shit

[18:31:30] h4 definetely shit

[18:31:50] h4 sushi-chan: contains shit

[18:31:51] h4 so eew

[18:32:04] h4 thebaine: wasps dont like the smell of lavender

[18:32:05] h4 or so i heard

[18:32:45] h4 wait, australia?

[18:32:52] h4 yeah i imagine your wasps are human-sized

[18:33:02] h4 they dont sting, they slap you around

[18:33:29] h4 but kangoroos look cool

[18:33:30] h4 and taste ok

[18:33:36] h4 *seated

[18:33:37] h4 guys

[18:33:49] h4 i dont know

[18:33:53] h4 they can rough you up

[18:34:01] h4 guess they could stomp your head

[18:34:19] h4 guess they could land a lucky punch and give you brain damage

[18:34:35] h4 yeah you could

[18:34:37] h4 absolutely

[18:34:41] h4 horses are fucking powerful

[18:34:52] h4 their hooves arent made of cotton candy either

[18:34:55] h4 they are

[18:35:03] h4 you dont approach a horse from behind for one

[18:35:10] h4 and they usually arent hostile

[18:35:18] h4 but choose to run away rather than fight

[18:35:32] h4 please dont tell my why you approach your cat from behind

[18:35:44] h4 from behind?

[18:35:48] h4 which part do you pet?

[18:35:59] h4 your text says lol

[18:36:02] h4 your face doesnt

[18:36:14] h4 getting mixed signals here

[18:36:21] h4 sushi-chan: you should ask tors

[18:36:30] h4 hold on

[18:36:33] h4 horse might not kill you

[18:36:36] h4 it might run off, it might kick

[18:36:44] h4 it might kick you and you get up no biggie

[18:36:50] h4 or it might cause you internal bleeding

[18:36:52] h4 or break your face

[18:36:55] h4 it really depends on the kick

[18:37:06] h4 sushi-chan: dunno, have you seen tigers and lions?

[18:37:07] h4 and panthers

[18:37:11] h4 and leopards

[18:37:26] h4 yes

[18:37:29] h4 those are cats

[18:37:35] h4 yes

[18:37:37] h4 big cats

[18:37:55] h4 https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katzen

[18:37:57] h4 see the picture?

[18:38:31] h4 yes

[18:38:32] h4 cats

[18:38:36] h4 including tigers, lions, leopards

[18:38:37] h4 lynxes

[18:38:53] h4 Felidae (/?f?l?di?/) is a family of mammals in the order Carnivora, colloquially referred to as cats,

[18:39:36] h4 screw the frenchies then

[18:39:41] h4 Felidae is the proper word

[18:40:15] h4 oh jaguars are cute too

[18:41:49] h4 !bang

[18:41:55] h4 !reload

[18:42:07] h4 next time dont scare it Piba

[18:42:24] h4 !shop 16 pi b

[18:42:26] h4 !shop 16 Piba

[18:42:28] h4 cool down!

[18:42:49] h4 oh dear

[18:42:53] h4 is she a puppet?

[18:43:23] h4 you dont wanna do this

[18:44:16] h4 there are several more healthy things you could suck on

[18:44:28] h4 at least she isnt on your lap and being stroked

[18:46:26] h4 spider plush?

[18:46:34] h4 thought every spider is a plush toy for you

[18:46:44] h4 poor fucking things

[18:46:59] h4 i know a spot in a park nearby

[18:47:08] h4 roughly 20 spiders with those cute little crosses on their back

[18:47:13] h4 their nets are kinda layered

[18:47:18] h4 must be one hell of a spot

[18:47:36] h4 lets push Piba into that :D

[18:47:44] h4 dont worry, they wont bite you

[18:47:51] h4 they will try to get away from you as quick as possible

[18:47:58] h4 perhaps they will start having epic battles on your face

[18:48:08] h4 but they wont try to harm you

[18:48:36] h4 sushi-chan was listening to a song lately and thought about Piba

[18:48:39] h4 .yt homo dance

[18:48:45] h4 its the very best

[18:50:06] h4 wow

[18:50:12] h4 kinda cold for someone crying over digital ducks

[18:50:20] h4 guess he got two faces as well

[18:52:31] h4 sitting in your room alone

[18:52:32] h4 screaming

[18:52:37] h4 I'M NOT CRAZY, YOUUUUUU'RE CRAZY!

[18:53:59] h4 cant talk for you

[18:54:08] h4 but i dont enjoy parties

[18:54:16] h4 too many people, too many unknowns

[18:54:22] h4 gotta chat them up, analyze them

[18:54:31] h4 figure out what their deal is

[18:58:00] h4 sushi-chan hey

[18:58:03] h4 i take offense to that

[18:58:14] h4 you havent seen me drunk off my ass

[18:58:19] h4 i get noticed

[18:58:39] h4 i can contain myself otherwise

[19:03:15] h4 Kuro-chan: you really shouldnt do that :|

[19:03:34] h4 fuck you looking at?

[19:04:07] h4 look at second2050

[19:04:10] h4 laughing without teeth

[19:04:11] h4 lol

[19:04:20] h4 SHOULDNA HAVE FUCKED WITH ME!

[19:04:32] h4 BRUDER ISCH ZERFICKE DISCH!

[19:04:49] h4 sushi-chan: you wonder?

[19:05:14] h4 jesus Piba

[19:05:22] h4 shall we teach you the superior metric system?

[19:05:39] h4 next you tell me lightyears are a measurement of time

[19:06:02] h4 sushi-chan: no need to discuss

[19:06:04] h4 metric is superior

[19:06:08] h4 we got kilo, mega, giga, tera

[19:06:25] h4 second2050: dont you dare!!!

[19:06:37] h4 what?

[19:06:38] h4 cute

[19:06:40] h4 thought you were a guy

[19:06:48] h4 yeah

[19:07:06] h4 my best friend is 1,58m :D

[19:07:10] h4 he claims 1,60m

[19:07:30] h4 sushi-chan: your asian fetish is weird

[19:07:36] h4 why would you settle for pixelated porn?

[19:07:48] h4 they are not

[19:08:06] h4 Piba: perhaps kuro should eat every now and then

[19:08:17] h4 Piba: you need a Streckbank

[19:08:49] h4 where did i say that?

[19:08:57] h4 depends on the person

[19:09:06] h4 i'd rather hang out with a smart ugly fuck

[19:09:11] h4 than a good looking dumbfuck

[19:09:44] h4 yeah

[19:09:46] h4 fatty

[19:10:07] h4 you even eat?

[19:10:09] h4 pff

[19:10:09] h4 weak

[19:10:28] h4 that lettuce leaf wont give him the needed energy

[19:10:51] h4 i had this skinny friend who couldnt do one push up because he literally didnt have any muscle to speak of

[19:10:59] h4 dude was smart and had great humour though

[19:11:22] h4 second2050: hör mal auf in Füßen zu zählen Alter

[19:11:32] h4 fat fuck

[19:12:02] h4 sushi-chan: thats normal

[19:12:07] h4 fat people dont like to be fat

[19:12:09] h4 they just tell you that

[19:12:14] h4 because they cant lose weight on their own

[19:12:22] h4 so they settle for "i am beautiful the way i am!"

[19:12:28] h4 and "big is beautiful"

[19:12:31] h4 complete and utter bullshit

[19:12:46] h4 being normal or thin feels way better than being chubby and out of breath from opening a candy bar

[19:12:59] h4 no

[19:13:13] h4 second2050: as student?

[19:13:15] h4 why shouldnt you?

[19:13:18] h4 parents too wealthy?

[19:13:52] h4 Piba: working out can become an addiction

[19:14:01] h4 once you notice changes

[19:14:04] h4 you want more

[19:14:05] h4 and more

[19:14:20] h4 second2050: sounds like typical german bureaucracy

[19:14:33] h4 Piba: oh those are hard to get lol

[19:14:49] h4 just doing daily situps for 8 months has only done so much

[19:14:57] h4 sure i left some days out

[19:15:01] h4 and i did side crunches too

[19:15:26] h4 but only below the tits near the rips some muscles are visible

[19:15:38] h4 i can feel my belly being hard but there is still a layer of speck on it

[19:15:46] h4 and i'm only few kilos over optimal weight

[19:16:01] h4 just keep doing it Piba

[19:16:07] h4 you wont see changes for a long time

[19:16:10] h4 also do hula hoop

[19:16:18] h4 it gets rid of the side fat

[19:16:25] h4 sushi-chan: am i part of your taste?

[19:16:29] h4 shit

[19:16:33] h4 screw Peorth

[19:16:37] h4 y3

[19:16:38] h4 <3

[19:16:58] h4 sushi-chan: social media

[19:17:10] h4 these females think fucking fat Milchtüten would attract every guy

[19:17:17] h4 i dont like boobs that could beat me to death

[19:17:21] h4 as my granpa used to say

[19:17:26] h4 "Ne Handvoll ist fein, was darüber ist, ist gemein"

[19:17:44] h4 haha

[19:17:49] h4 stuck with me immediately too :D

[19:17:58] h4 but he also dropped classics like

[19:18:06] h4 "Schneewittchen, keen Arsch, keen Tittchen"

[19:18:07] h4 :D

[19:18:14] h4 he obviously was from Berlin

[19:18:38] h4 second2050: dude Berliner Schnauze is the fucking best

[19:18:51] h4 you spit a game?

[19:19:01] h4 sushi-chan: trust me

[19:19:13] h4 i dont want lots of boobs and ass and some human in between

[19:19:19] h4 curves are nice but everything has its limit

[19:19:33] h4 know these females who are really skinny but suddenly have a big fucking ass?

[19:19:37] h4 that looks so ridiculous

[19:19:54] h4 haha

[19:20:08] h4 sushi-chan: also those women getting boob jobs and have these fat fucking Euter

[19:20:10] h4 eew

[19:20:18] h4 i mean if you got em by nature, nothing you can do

[19:20:34] h4 but why would you waste money on ruining perfectly sized tits to look like a fucking cow ready to be milked?

[19:20:48] h4 gorilla ass is cool

[19:21:02] h4 hairs everywhere but two pale buttcheeks grinning at you

[19:21:06] h4 those guys wear their ass for show

[19:21:41] h4 second2050: oh you know

[19:21:43] h4 yeah

[19:21:48] h4 their asses look so hairless

[19:21:51] h4 its ridiculous

[19:21:56] h4 hairy fuckers all around

[19:22:02] h4 but the ass cheeks really stand out

[19:22:36] h4 montar: spy who?

[19:22:52] h4 sushi-chan: you really need to drive that point home huh?

[19:23:09] h4 you know

[19:23:13] h4 they wear their ass for show

[19:23:20] h4 sushi wants to flash her cheeks too

[19:23:32] h4 sushi-chan: its fine sushi

[19:23:37] h4 i think gorilla ass looks cool too

[19:24:19] h4 hold on Piba

[19:24:22] h4 i will show you what i mean

[19:24:48] h4 https://duckduckgo.com/?q=gorilla+ass+cheek&iax=images&ia=images

[19:24:56] h4 looks like i had something different in mind

[19:24:59] h4 they are hairy after all

[19:25:03] h4 but look at those pics lol

[19:25:07] h4 fuck i'm laughing

[19:25:18] h4 google sucks ass

[19:25:22] h4 not only because its google

[19:25:29] h4 but the search results are garbage mixed with ads

[19:26:24] h4 second2050: agreed

[19:26:27] h4 you get better results

[19:26:44] h4 or its just that soe stackoverflow articles are presented without visiting the site :D

[19:26:51] h4 Piba: what?

[19:27:07] h4 another gorilla ass?

[19:27:11] h4 you know gorillas are strong as fuck

[19:27:29] h4 sushi-chan: relax sushi

[19:27:35] h4 i dont blame you for liking gorilla ass

[19:27:38] h4 them dudes got cheeks

[19:27:46] h4 second2050: dunno

[19:27:50] h4 assumptions

[19:28:01] h4 sushi-chan: i what?

[19:28:18] h4 did you just call piba a gorilla?

[19:28:27] h4 second2050: doesnt matter if you got a dick or not

[19:28:31] h4 you just grow on me

[19:28:46] h4 jesus

[19:28:50] h4 someone give kuro his pills

[19:29:05] h4 what?

[19:29:17] h4 second2050: ask sur

[19:29:19] h4 i just like germans

[19:29:25] h4 every size, gender

[19:29:49] h4 Kuro-chan: you have yet to prove me wrong

[19:29:58] h4 i however dont :P

[19:30:07] h4 sushi reminds me of the guy from boxing

[19:30:13] h4 "LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE"

[19:30:19] h4 nobody fighting but she calls it :P

[19:30:46] h4 .yt homo dance

[19:30:58] h4 sushi-chan: relajate, he isnt fighting with me ;)

[19:31:09] h4 he currently isnt quite clear who he is fighting

[19:31:12] h4 but it takes two

[19:32:10] h4 second2050: so are you a dude now?

[19:32:15] h4 wait let me guess

[19:32:20] h4 by telling me what you are studying

[19:33:06] h4 yeah male

[19:33:10] h4 hold on

[19:33:12] h4 which semester?

[19:33:18] h4 male :D

[19:33:21] h4 you survived math

[19:33:32] h4 oh

[19:33:50] h4 also you told me you didnt like this "Kanack-Speak"

[19:33:53] h4 sorry if that sounds racist

[19:33:57] h4 but you know what i mean

[19:34:07] h4 usually females dont even talk like that

[19:34:39] h4 at least not the ones i got to know

[19:35:05] h4 second2050: the only turkish or turkish-german girls i got to know eitherdidnt talk at all

[19:35:14] h4 or talked in a polite and behaved way

[19:35:33] h4 you may be the exception diggie

[19:35:49] h4 doesnt matter either way :P

[19:36:16] h4 second2050: bet you never guess what gender i am

[19:36:34] h4 sushi-chan: yeah because we all love the same old Einheitsbrei

[19:37:25] h4 please

[19:37:29] h4 that is just aids for my ears

[19:37:43] h4 .yt Entropia Crimson Empire

[19:37:57] h4 no clue DickCheney

[19:38:06] h4 this is rizon anyways

[19:38:29] h4 sur aaaaw <3

[19:38:38] h4 but i dont think so :D

[19:38:55] h4 shit she is gone

[19:39:00] h4 she probably felt your anger

[19:39:01] h4 and left

[19:39:02] h4 !bang

[19:39:16] h4 ^

[19:39:17] h4 this one?

[19:39:35] h4 the guy sending spiders to their certain death

[19:39:41] h4 crying about virtual ducks

[19:40:12] h4 i dont know

[19:40:19] h4 its a german thing

[19:40:31] h4 second2050: you may find an answer to your question :D

[19:40:54] h4 later sushi-chan o/

[19:40:58] h4 whoa

[19:41:03] h4 second2050: dont wave sur goodbye :O

[19:41:13] h4 sur wont ever leave!

[19:41:29] h4 tragende Säule

[19:41:50] h4 der Wächter

[19:42:08] h4 second2050: august 2001?

[19:42:17] h4 wasnt part of it criten then?

[19:42:24] h4 wb Piba

[19:43:04] h4 oh god

[19:43:10] h4 dont make her leave again

[19:43:50] h4 Kuro-chan: source seems quite upset already

[19:44:27] h4 Kuro-chan: so she was the source of her leaving?

[19:44:33] h4 Kuro-chan: do you understand yourself? I sure dont

[19:44:40] h4 second2050: so?

[19:44:44] h4 raspberry pi, open a port

[19:44:48] h4 dont secure it

[19:44:49] h4 instant fun

[19:44:52] h4 what?

[19:44:53] h4 WHAT?

[19:44:57] h4 thought you were studying INformatik

[19:45:26] h4 on a thinkpad??

[19:45:28] h4 dude

[19:45:31] h4 get a pi

[19:45:35] h4 or odroid something

[19:45:40] h4 it runs archarm

[19:45:44] h4 needs less energy

[19:45:58] h4 snuggle her some more

[19:46:07] h4 death by snuggling

[19:46:09] h4 lets all snuggle

[19:46:23] h4 ouch

[19:46:27] h4 yeha do something

[19:46:33] h4 my snuggling was obviously "eew"

[19:46:38] h4 while every other snuggling was totally fine

[19:46:48] h4 so goddamn butthurt right now

[19:46:48] h4 Piba:

[19:47:08] h4 what?

[19:47:14] h4 :O

[19:47:18] h4 ^

[19:47:21] h4 yeah

[19:47:22] h4 mf!

[19:47:37] h4 i am on the losing end here

[19:47:41] h4 i probably got some second2050 and Kuro-chan on me now

[19:47:50] h4 :O

[19:48:06] h4 Kuro-chan: licked her arm intead?

[19:48:08] h4 *instead

[19:48:10] h4 !bang

[19:48:12] h4 !bang

[19:48:16] h4 i got this guys

[19:48:25] h4 !shop 16 Piba

[19:48:29] h4 let me shop for you

[19:49:14] h4 second2050

[19:49:20] h4 that song is better than the japanese crap

[19:49:30] h4 HEY

[19:49:38] h4 sur is definetely not eew either!

[19:49:45] h4 you are being really mean today Piba

[19:49:57] h4 second2050: actually sounds nice

[19:50:49] h4 second2050: music is nice. Video sucks, can count every pixel :D

[19:51:02] h4 those must all be it guys

[19:51:05] h4 worst headbangers ever

[19:51:21] h4 their heads are barely moving

[19:52:31] h4 second2050: i wanted to like MBR

[19:52:39] h4 but the avatar says C:\>

[19:52:41] h4 i am disgusted now

[19:52:55] h4 sur: eew, what did she just do to us?

[19:53:07] h4 TAUSEND STECKNADELN!

[19:53:38] h4 second2050: dont!

[19:53:44] h4 you dont play with fire

[19:53:49] h4 oh ffs Kuro-chan

[19:53:55] h4 wb second2050 :P

[19:54:10] h4 wow

[19:54:10] h4 cunt

[19:54:17] h4 i didnt

[19:54:38] h4 kuro sticks to you either way

[19:54:42] h4 :P

[19:54:54] h4 :O

[19:55:09] h4 second2050: you could say so

[19:55:17] h4 poor sur

[19:55:25] h4 had to get all angry again

[19:55:42] h4 twice!

[19:56:29] h4 wow

[19:56:32] h4 she is asking for it

[19:56:50] h4 can someone put kuro back in his cage?

[19:56:58] h4 he keeps pushing himself into conversations

[19:57:33] h4 hey dont diss yourself

[19:57:36] h4 i wanted to do that

[19:57:39] h4 where is the fun in that?

[19:57:49] h4 its august

[19:58:03] h4 she just flexes her muscles

[19:58:10] h4 candy popping out of her enemies' asses

[19:58:19] h4 then she yells something in german

[19:58:27] h4 and all the other kids give her their candy as well

[19:58:44] h4 no

[19:58:54] h4 ⁵

[19:59:12] h4 look at them fuckers disrupting our high-five

[19:59:25] h4 Piba: jogging pants

[19:59:26] h4 duh

[19:59:31] h4 student

[19:59:47] h4 .yt homo dance

[19:59:58] h4 uh oh

[20:00:03] h4 aaaaaw shit

[20:00:05] h4 bye piba

[20:00:19] h4 second2050: black-red. Antifa

[20:00:24] h4 ⁵ second2050!

[20:00:34] h4 no you dont

[20:00:41] h4 being against fascism is the only right thing

[20:01:00] h4 yeah

[20:01:08] h4 welcher Hund?

[20:01:13] h4 so viele :O

[20:02:17] h4 Piba: figure with your connection that might become an issue

[20:02:39] h4 haha

[20:03:03] h4 !bang

[20:03:04] h4 !bang

[20:03:06] h4 !bang

[20:03:10] h4 !reload

[20:03:16] h4 anytime toni!

[20:04:50] h4 who dart?

[20:04:52] h4 *dat

[20:05:08] h4 oh please second2050

[20:05:10] h4 informatikstudent

[20:05:16] h4 like you dont know how to get that shit

[20:05:41] h4 sur: wouldnt recommend that in germany though

[20:06:26] h4 sur: usually in germany leeching isnt a big deal

[20:06:30] h4 as long as you dont share it

[20:06:45] h4 but thats always been kinda hush hush

[20:07:15] h4 i mean purchasing an account on some one-click hoster with your real data probably isnt the best idea

[20:07:20] h4 remember rapidshare? LOL

[20:07:23] h4 remember mega?

[20:07:54] h4 rapidshare always talking about "we are in switzerland, aint shit gonna happen"

[20:07:57] h4 well well well

[20:08:05] h4 haha

[20:08:09] h4 still a thing

[20:08:11] h4 not boerse.bz

[20:08:16] h4 but myboerse.bz

[20:08:19] h4 or something

[20:08:20] h4 some forum

[20:08:24] h4 dont know about the content though

[20:08:51] h4 there are still some sites for ebooks

[20:09:00] h4 but full of garbage

[20:09:17] h4 shitty one click hosters who mostly dont even have the files anymore

[20:09:24] h4 but wont tell you before you clicked a ton of ads away

[20:09:31] h4 not even worth the try

[20:09:57] h4 second2050: remember this kino.to shit?

[20:10:00] h4 people actually PAID for it

[20:10:08] h4 then were completely baffled

[20:10:11] h4 that they got caught :D

[20:10:35] h4 i hear that

[20:10:49] h4 also who the fuck streams some shitty camera version of a movie?

[20:11:01] h4 i mean early 2000s camera rips were cool and all

[20:11:06] h4 but we got 8K by now

[20:11:11] h4 who wants to see a fucking telesync?

[20:11:40] h4 stop asking people about their clothes Piba

[20:12:41] h4 i dont want you to give suggestions to anybody Piba

[20:12:43] h4 you are a meanie

[20:12:57] h4 T 3T?

[20:13:08] h4 second2050: accidentally drop the back

[20:13:14] h4 while putting everything back in

[20:13:16] h4 you found something

[20:13:18] h4 it happens

[20:13:21] h4 *bag

[20:13:39] h4 second2050: she isnt used to german politeness

[20:13:54] h4 Piba: just to clear up, we germans also dont share our shit

[20:14:02] h4 that would be absolutely disgusting

[20:22:12] h4 @ustats piba

[20:22:15] h4 @ustats

[20:22:25] h4 only 5..thats acceptable

[20:23:39] h4 .quote random

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