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[06:06:56] h4 hi Peorth<3

[06:06:58] h4 hey sushi-chan ;)

[06:07:11] h4 level 5 only?

[06:07:14] h4 you disappoint me

[06:07:18] h4 !topduck

[06:08:10] h4 never buying anything?

[06:08:20] h4 those are useful though

[06:15:35] h4 dont worry sushi

[06:15:38] h4 i am back

[06:15:58] h4 Peorth: you summon ducks now?

[06:16:10] h4 !bang

[06:16:13] h4 was that a yes?

[06:16:14] h4 !shop 12

[06:16:15] h4 !bang

[06:16:20] h4 wow

[06:16:25] h4 fuck your face sushi

[06:16:42] h4 hey, hey

[06:16:48] h4 someone stole my gun

[06:16:49] h4 or smth

[06:16:59] h4 could you? :P

[06:17:37] h4 !shop 16 sushi-chan

[06:17:47] h4 take that

[06:17:52] h4 you need it in this drought

[06:18:30] h4 did you just call me a son of a bitch?

[06:19:08] h4 !shop 5

[06:19:09] h4 !bang

[06:19:13] h4 lol

[06:19:26] h4 let Kuro-chan cuddle the duck to death

[06:19:50] h4 fail

[06:19:52] h4 fail

[06:19:56] h4 hey hey

[06:20:10] h4 not your best display though

[06:20:18] h4 the headshot?

[06:20:34] h4 .t en de etsy

[06:20:45] h4 Kuro-chan: oh hell nah

[06:20:47] h4 naw

[06:21:00] h4 someone get Kuro-chan off me :O

[06:21:09] h4 leopards ate my face

[06:21:39] h4 Kuro-chan: michael is that you?

[06:21:43] h4 you feel like a minor? :D

[06:21:55] h4 sushi-chan: less disturbing for me than people around me

[06:22:25] h4 Kuro-chan will be opening a wonderland any day now

[06:23:09] h4 guess Piba gets invited :P

[06:23:39] h4 sushi-chan: stop looking at my breath hole already

[06:23:41] h4 the nose is gone

[06:23:43] h4 i told you

[06:24:53] h4 Piba: Kuro-chan considers himself a minor

[06:25:01] h4 sounded like the michael jackson from south park

[06:25:11] h4 please say "That's ignorant!"

[06:25:34] h4 oof

[06:25:43] h4 wow timing sushi :D

[06:26:15] h4 but anyways

[06:26:19] h4 Piba if you go to wonderland

[06:26:26] h4 take pictures :P

[06:28:13] h4 from a video?

[06:28:19] h4 ever been in those things

[06:28:19] h4 ?

[06:28:32] h4 why not? :O

[06:28:36] h4 too small?

[06:29:30] h4 only got one ok one around northern germany

[06:29:36] h4 and i forgot the name lol

[06:29:42] h4 not Hansa Park...thats kinda lame

[06:29:50] h4 Heide Park i think

[06:29:59] h4 they got this big ass wooden rollercoaster

[06:30:10] h4 got nothing to compare it to however

[06:30:17] h4 never been a huge fan of amusement parks

[06:30:29] h4 germans dont have fun, germans have work

[06:30:47] h4 sushi-chan: those that press you against the outer edges?

[06:30:53] h4 where you are standing

[06:31:10] h4 then i thought of something else

[06:31:24] h4 gotta trust the technology lol

[06:31:47] h4 k

[06:31:55] h4 gonna enjoy my morning coffee in the meanwhile

[06:32:03] h4 get myself in a good mood by reading worldnews

[06:32:51] h4 oh

[06:32:54] h4 those are cool

[06:33:02] h4 got those in small in the smaller park around here

[06:33:44] h4 oh ice :D

[06:33:50] h4 sounds really gangsta

[06:34:03] h4 yeah

[06:34:11] h4 but you wont have to give a shit about your remains

[06:34:19] h4 someone will have to get your body out of there and discard it

[06:34:21] h4 wont be you

[06:37:54] h4 yeah

[06:39:41] h4 sushi hasnt talked for five minutes

[06:39:44] h4 probably bowel movement

[06:46:36] h4 cunt

[06:46:40] h4 did you remember her face?

[06:47:05] h4 it might be sick you know

[06:47:19] h4 find some animal shelter

[06:47:26] h4 they use to take care of those

[06:47:28] h4 at least here

[06:47:35] h4 we found a baby squirrel roughly 9 years back

[06:47:44] h4 nursed it a little but ultimately gave it to an animal shelter

[06:47:47] h4 they raise it properly

[06:47:53] h4 and release it to nature when its ready

[06:48:04] h4 my cousin actually works with them and has done this for crows as well

[06:48:14] h4 the crow to this day returns to my grandmas house once a week

[06:49:28] h4 amazing birds

[06:49:37] h4 but wash your hands after touching the squirrel

[06:50:08] h4 internet says you should build some sort of nest for it

[06:50:26] h4 check if dehydrated

[06:50:40] h4 pinch its skin

[06:50:51] h4 if it remains raised for >1 sec

[06:50:56] h4 its likely dehydrated

[06:52:09] h4 Piba: seriously there are very useful instructions on the internet

[06:52:13] h4 its not hard to do

[06:52:19] h4 just requires some effort

[06:52:26] h4 but saves a life ;)

[06:54:28] h4 sushi-chan: my niece got one of those little kids pools

[06:54:35] h4 i constantly have to save insects

[06:54:42] h4 even got a wasp out

[06:54:51] h4 countless flies

[06:54:55] h4 a cute bumblebee

[06:55:07] h4 and for some reason a snail managed to get in there

[06:55:13] h4 but it was a floater before we found it

[06:55:30] h4 sushi-chan: because we actually show her to respect all sorts of animals

[06:55:41] h4 she doesnt like to touch them yet

[06:55:44] h4 so i get called a lot

[06:55:48] h4 btw she likes spiders :D

[06:55:54] h4 is just a little scared of the bigger ones

[06:56:07] h4 but as soon as i got a tiny one on my hand, she wants to let it run over her hand

[06:56:24] h4 found one of the tiny ones on my neck once while going for a walk

[06:56:26] h4 handed it to her

[06:56:36] h4 she carried it all the way home and released it in her flower bed

[06:56:49] h4 always amused when it tried to crawl up her shirt

[06:57:08] h4 but she probably wont let bees crawl on her hand

[06:57:15] h4 she has seen me doing it couple of times

[06:57:24] h4 but she also saw how another bee stung my forehead

[06:57:34] h4 since you like spiders sushi-chan

[06:57:37] h4 read about wasps

[06:57:41] h4 you will gain an understanding

[06:58:02] h4 i'm not scared of the little yellow fuckers

[06:58:11] h4 they make my skin crawl when they fly close to my ear

[06:58:21] h4 oh i hate tiny dogs

[06:58:29] h4 those useless shitting machines being carried in bags

[06:58:41] h4 i also hate aggressive dogs

[06:58:44] h4 but thats not the dogs fault

[06:58:47] h4 its the owners fault

[06:59:01] h4 sushi-chan: you had a weird experience with a dog? :D

[06:59:09] h4 thats bad behaviour

[06:59:13] h4 if a dog puts his paws on my shoulder

[06:59:16] h4 he will get pushed back

[06:59:30] h4 sis had a rottweiler who liked to push his boundaries

[06:59:35] h4 especially with new people

[06:59:45] h4 i always let him know he cant pull that shit with me

[06:59:55] h4 he ended up respecting me i guess

[07:00:05] h4 couldnt calm down when they had visitors

[07:00:11] h4 but at some point i wasnt seen as visitor anymore

[07:00:20] h4 he just laid next to me and relaxed

[07:00:35] h4 yeah

[07:00:37] h4 push it away

[07:00:41] h4 dog isnt allowed to jump on you

[07:00:49] h4 if you let them do it

[07:00:53] h4 they might never respect you

[07:01:11] h4 my mom let the rottweiler do almost anything

[07:01:19] h4 as a result he chose to ignore her when he felt like it

[07:01:23] h4 and didnt really listen to her

[07:01:39] h4 you arent supposed to knock their teeth out

[07:01:48] h4 also wouldnt try it with a dog that looks at me funny

[07:02:02] h4 like huskies, pitbulls, amstaffs, all those big dogs that might be dangerous

[07:02:04] h4 depending on their owner

[07:03:05] h4 i see a load of dogs with shitty owners here

[07:03:11] h4 you wouldnt believe how much these little shitters bark

[07:03:26] h4 feels like they only get outside once a day

[07:03:39] h4 and barely get walked for more than five minutes

[07:04:00] h4 also i dont like cats running around outside

[07:04:16] h4 they attack local wildlife, shit everywhere

[07:04:29] h4 poor people cant pay for castration of these things

[07:04:38] h4 so they fuck around and throw tons of new cats

[07:04:52] h4 ^

[07:05:10] h4 i mean i would try kicking a dog

[07:05:13] h4 if it tried to attack me :D

[07:05:30] h4 would try to damage its nose asap

[07:05:40] h4 maybe try to hold its mouth shut but i figure thats hard to do

[07:05:48] h4 and also puts you directly at their weapon

[07:06:11] h4 you can call animal control

[07:06:12] h4 right?

[07:06:27] h4 one of my neighbors had a husky and the dog was living inside all the time

[07:06:31] h4 i know where he got the animal

[07:06:40] h4 poor thing was let out into his garden twice a day

[07:06:42] h4 to take a shit

[07:06:46] h4 took less than five minutes

[07:06:56] h4 husky needs a little more sport

[07:07:01] h4 called the shelter

[07:07:12] h4 let them know about the husky they had prior and what condition its living in

[07:07:19] h4 they obviously know who they sold it to

[07:07:27] h4 they took the dog away from the neighbor

[07:07:39] h4 guess the dog is much happier for it

[07:08:00] h4 now the piece of shit has no animals he could harm

[07:09:26] h4 sushi-chan: has anyone ever tried punching her?

[07:09:41] h4 some people wont learn until they feel it themselves

[07:10:05] h4 Piba: i'm a male

[07:10:14] h4 would you be fine with a "well...yeah"?

[07:10:41] h4 dont you sometimes think resorting to violence against violent people is ok?

[07:11:05] h4 well they are cute :P

[07:11:14] h4 i can see my niece liking them

[07:11:39] h4 sushi-chan: i once lost arm wrestling to a skinny guy

[07:11:56] h4 that dude had such long arms and i just couldnt win against the fucker :D

[07:12:03] h4 strength isnt all

[07:12:26] h4 still think the fucker cheated

[07:12:32] h4 no idea how he won

[07:12:54] h4 everybody agreed i lost on purpose because i was drunk on rum

[07:12:58] h4 they will never know!

[07:13:41] h4 really sushi?

[07:13:44] h4 yo didnt know that?

[07:13:57] h4 i must have used that countless times with you around

[07:14:08] h4 oh

[07:14:14] h4 no i meant she doesnt have a dick

[07:14:16] h4 so she cant fart from it

[07:14:22] h4 how would that even work?

[07:14:38] h4 lol

[07:14:40] h4 of my dick?

[07:14:59] h4 no officer, i never intended to hurt anybody. But my dick just got out of control and one thing led to another

[07:17:10] h4 @ustats sushi-chan

[07:17:13] h4 @ustats

[07:18:46] h4 dont apologize

[07:18:53] h4 we expect it from you

[07:19:00] h4 if you wouldnt do it

[07:19:07] h4 i would

[07:19:30] h4 this way i can talk just as much

[07:19:47] h4 also you know how ComputerTech jacks off to chanrank

[07:19:49] h4 @chanrank

[07:19:56] h4 and being number 2

[07:20:02] h4 gets his tiny peepee extremely hard

[07:20:03] h4 !bang

[07:20:07] h4 !shop 10

[07:20:53] h4 9:20 here and neither am i

[07:21:10] h4 but i got a stiff neck

[07:21:30] h4 you cant live 20 minutes earlier

[07:21:35] h4 we got the same timezone

[07:21:36] h4 dont we?

[07:21:48] h4 oh group hug

[07:21:53] h4 and kuro not included

[07:22:48] h4 no

[07:22:55] h4 according to ricky gervais one comedy gig

[07:22:59] h4 spiders lose hair if you touch them

[07:23:05] h4 .yt ricky gervais spiders

[07:23:16] h4 thats not the one i think

[07:23:20] h4 .yt ricky gervais petting spiders

[07:23:28] h4 hmm...

[07:23:40] h4 Peta are the guys fighting for the right thing but doing it horribly wrong, right?

[07:24:33] h4 Piba: seen videos of that

[07:24:44] h4 later sushi-chan

[07:24:56] h4 Piba: their protest is laughable

[07:25:03] h4 again, wanting the right thing

[07:25:11] h4 doing it the most stupid way possible

[07:25:32] h4 Piba: or get extreme

[07:25:56] h4 i dont get why they arent going at the companies responsible

[07:26:10] h4 blow up some corporate headquarters, disrupt their logistics

[07:26:15] h4 why go into a store and waste a product?

[07:26:38] h4 Piba: that were the stupid spaniards get some bulls angry to run away from them

[07:26:46] h4 then cry crocodile tears if the bull rips one?

[07:26:59] h4 Piba: mighty smart woman lol

[07:27:08] h4 how dare the bull not understand her protest!?

[07:27:21] h4 she should have instead punched the organizers face

[07:27:38] h4 sushi-chan: never seen feminists as a threat

[07:27:50] h4 but feminism has become a joke tbh

[07:28:09] h4 in germany we got a Frauenquote, which means a percentage of say the politicians should be women

[07:28:31] h4 this Frauenquote only leads to positions being filled with women that are incapable of doing the fucking job they should be doing

[07:28:41] h4 they fill those spots with ruthless, stupid, shitty females

[07:28:52] h4 instead of letting talented, smart and kind women do the work

[07:29:07] h4 those get jobs with less pay than the man

[07:29:08] h4 *men

[07:29:44] h4 most feminists seem to be bad for their own cause

[07:29:57] h4 but lets be honest...that goes for every social movement

[07:30:03] h4 remember the Fridays for future kids?

[07:30:03] h4 !bang

[07:30:06] h4 !bang

[07:30:20] h4 they lost themselves in some bullshit

[07:30:34] h4 not letting musicians perform because they are white and are wearing dreadlocks

[07:30:36] h4 HOW DARE THEM!

[07:30:55] h4 WhItE pEoPlE cAnT wEaR dReAdS1!1!1!

[07:30:59] h4 fucking stupid

[07:31:08] h4 black people cant shave their heads, only nazi skinheads can

[07:31:12] h4 right?

[07:31:52] h4 these kids fought against the inactivity when fighting climate change

[07:31:59] h4 and lost themselves in that bullshit

[07:32:13] h4 sushi-chan: i immediately think michael jackson :D

[07:32:25] h4 Piba: how is dreadlocks a black thing?

[07:32:38] h4 arabs cant follow the rules, its a german thing!!

[07:32:46] h4 thats stupid

[07:33:00] h4 if you paint your face black and run around calling yourself a black person

[07:33:04] h4 i will object

[07:33:12] h4 but not if you are white and decide to wear dreads

[07:33:13] h4 wtf?

[07:33:39] h4 yeah

[07:34:04] h4 sushi-chan: its just another form of racism

[07:34:20] h4 you try to set yourself apart from "the others"

[07:34:26] h4 i am confused. All i see is human

[07:34:37] h4 sure, some got neanderthal dna, some got denisova dna

[07:34:40] h4 who cares?

[07:34:47] h4 we all got homo sapiens dna

[07:34:53] h4 makes us all homos

[07:35:06] h4 yeah

[07:35:09] h4 homo sapiens :D

[07:35:17] h4 homo as in hominids

[07:35:36] h4 see we got some black kids around here

[07:35:51] h4 last time two went by with a scooter and my niece liked the scooters a lot

[07:35:57] h4 she never described the kids by their skin color

[07:36:01] h4 didnt even cross her mind

[07:36:06] h4 those were kids

[07:36:08] h4 on scooters

[07:36:46] h4 such a heartwarming moment

[07:37:07] h4 you dont know the half of it

[07:37:12] h4 once she gets out her machete

[07:37:16] h4 love is the last word that comes to mind

[07:37:33] h4 more like fear, terror, adrenaline

[07:38:31] h4 sushi-chan: didnt you say goodbye half an hour ago?

[07:38:44] h4 something smells in here too...you mentioned wanting to take a shower?

[07:38:56] h4 something is growling too

[07:39:01] h4 is that your empty stomach?

[07:39:04] h4 :D

[07:39:19] h4 and here i thought you were a nice girl

[07:39:34] h4 no stay

[07:39:37] h4 i will leave instead :D

[07:39:40] h4 bbl

[07:39:51] h4 o/

[16:40:39] h4 !bang

[16:40:42] h4 !shop 5

[16:40:45] h4 !bang

[16:40:47] h4 fuck that

[16:40:53] h4 duckhunt has turned to shit

[18:08:46] h4 Dr_DICK: thought he was called dwarf

[18:36:34] h4 Poul is a master chef

[18:36:38] h4 dont you dare talk bad about him

[18:36:41] h4 or his meth kitchen!

[19:06:21] h4 oh god

[19:06:23] h4 its the kuro show again

[19:06:42] h4 retard vs relayed retard

[19:06:44] h4 have at it guys

[19:07:01] h4 lol emotions

[19:07:06] h4 this is irc

[19:07:12] h4 you get emotional around here?

[19:07:41] h4 still thinks this is kuros weird humour

[19:07:52] h4 sucks that piba isnt around huh?

[19:08:38] h4 you could just try to interact with other people you know

[19:08:40] h4 or talk to a mirror

[19:08:57] h4 latter option would even be less annoying

[19:09:19] h4 but dont let me interfere

[19:09:23] h4 you just do you...and other you

[19:09:42] h4 you guys should totally make your own channel

[19:09:45] h4 to talk to yourselves

[19:10:39] h4 dude if you are 16 or younger i take my criticism back

[19:11:58] h4 such a special one

[19:13:41] h4 sup second2050? ⁵

[19:13:52] h4 you know that Marabou chocolate?

[19:14:04] h4 really?

[19:14:06] h4 swedish chocolate

[19:14:14] h4 tasty af

[19:14:38] h4 do it!

[19:14:45] h4 what kind of chocolate do you eat?

[19:15:32] h4 did you just call me a bitch?

[19:15:46] h4 oh white is nice

[19:15:54] h4 zartbitter...meh, works but not as tasty

[19:15:56] h4 except

[19:15:59] h4 with Marzipan <3

[19:16:29] h4 no

[19:16:36] h4 sur should handle you for that :D

[19:16:53] h4 here it comes

[19:17:15] h4 :O

[19:17:21] h4 yeah

[19:17:30] h4 <3

[19:17:40] h4 calling zartbitter better than milk chocolate

[19:17:44] h4 what a schweinehund

[19:17:55] h4 shut up kuro

[19:18:08] h4 try talking to your other self

[19:18:36] h4 if you just stopped crying about it

[19:18:38] h4 i might stop doing it

[19:19:09] h4 see

[19:19:13] h4 if you keep provoking

[19:19:15] h4 you cant expect me not to

[19:19:31] h4 its like asking for a punch and being utterly mindblown when it lands

[19:19:44] h4 leaving?

[19:19:57] h4 make sure to keep one kuro around

[19:20:02] h4 for when piba comes back

[19:20:16] h4 lol dehumanize :D

[19:20:52] h4 i try really hard not to

[19:21:04] h4 but i am obviously dehumanizing him

[19:21:19] h4 go fetch the ball!

[19:21:32] h4 :O

[19:21:44] h4 ⁵

[19:22:38] h4 dont try cheesecake

[19:22:40] h4 might not work

[19:23:33] h4 or does it?

[19:24:11] h4 well time for some tng

[19:24:51] h4 later sur <3

[19:25:05] h4 thx for answering my call :D

[19:26:01] h4 yeah

[19:26:11] h4 but dont feel safe just yet

[19:26:16] h4 i bully back :P

[19:26:41] h4 dont worry kuro

[19:26:43] h4 i can take it ;)

[19:28:05] h4 feel free to give it your best shot

[19:28:37] h4 but dont snuggle me or offer one of your limbs

[19:44:42] h4 was that what you were expecting Ahsoka?

[19:45:20] h4 i aim to please ;)

[19:48:25] h4 Kuro-chan go back to simping or smth

[19:49:14] h4 wow

[19:49:22] h4 Kuro-chan: did you call sur filthy?

[19:49:55] h4 who's dehumanizing whom kuro?

[19:52:58] h4 dont worry Ahsoka, he wont understand

[19:53:22] h4 so how're things Ahsoka?

[19:54:14] h4 wait

[19:54:20] h4 you were done with japanese

[19:54:31] h4 what animated movies are you watching again?

[19:55:20] h4 like die Maus?

[19:55:22] h4 Bernd das Brot?

[19:56:49] h4 was it "Die Sendung mit der Maus"?

[19:56:55] h4 some orange mouse with a blue elephant

[19:57:36] h4 oh dear

[19:58:19] h4 isnt that american?

[19:58:58] h4 and have you watched all episodes of mighty mouse?

[19:59:51] h4 never heard of either of those :O

[20:02:12] h4 you watch it dubbed or in original?

[20:02:41] h4 as a canadian shouldnt you know some french?

[20:03:15] h4 no wait you were irish

[20:03:18] h4 and are only living in canada

[20:03:48] h4 i skipped it too and took latin instead

[20:03:50] h4 who needs french?

[20:07:33] h4 english comes easy though

[20:07:46] h4 probably exposure to english

[20:07:49] h4 in every day life

[20:21:49] h4 you guys are so special

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