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socraticDev
and it started to lower itself pretty fast
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sushi-chan
they cannot survive in windy or cold temperatures/weather
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sushi-chan
if only they knew im their friend
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sushi-chan
then they go around in circle on their web super fast
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sushi-chan
like if they had seizure lol
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sushi-chan
I read online its a defense mechanism
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sushi-chan
how is that supposed to help
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sushi-chan
if I see a spider doing this (vibrating in web) it won't scare me I'll stilll grab it and pet it
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sushi-chan
maybe it works with other predators
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sushi-chan
imagine if we humans did the same thing
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sushi-chan
we see a serial killer about to kill us
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sushi-chan
maybe the serial killer would be scared away
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toni
quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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sushi-chan
better not mess with sushichan, look shes spining around
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sushi-chan
lets find another victim bro
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ComputerTech
.tell Peorth it's not the 1st of November yet you cunt
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Peorth is around.
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sushi-chan
runs away
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Zack
Happy birthday ComputerTech.
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toni
Happy birthday CompuHappy birthday ComputerTech.terTech.
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toni
Happy birthday CompuHappy birthday ComputerTech.Happy birthday ComputerTech.Happy birthday ComputerTech.terTech.
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CoolKevin
Happy Birthday ComputerTech
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sushi-chan
but what did u mean with 1st November then ? (its not yet 1st nov, peorth")
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ComputerTech
Velociraptor dats because ur 1000s of years old
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ComputerTech
snickere
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ComputerTech
sup velo, sushi, toni and CoolKevin
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sushi-chan
before the planet is destroyed
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sushi-chan
the humanity destiny is in your hands
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Velociraptor
Was gonna masturbate, but then I decided against it. Now I am watching YouTube videos.
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sushi-chan
all the humans are trusting on ya
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ComputerTech
rubs hands and holds up heavy weights randomly
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sushi-chan
the planet gonna get destroyed by aliens
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ComputerTech
grabs wrench
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Velociraptor
What if the aliens just wanted to breed with us?
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ComputerTech
grabs car bomb
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Velociraptor
All the female aliens want male humans
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ComputerTech
i had girls flirting with me tonight
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ComputerTech
i walked down this open hall bar and every girl looked at me
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Velociraptor
What if genetically they were similar enough to party
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sushi-chan
even monkey and humans which are similar (primates) cannot breed together
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ComputerTech
velo aren't i lucky to be hot? :^)
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ComputerTech
gives sushi-chan a monkey
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toni
did u ever try sushi-chan ?
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Velociraptor
But what if the aliens are similar to us, kinda like Vulcans and Humans, like from Star Trek
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toni
i doubt that
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Velociraptor
Oh you know someone's banged a monkey by now.
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sushi-chan
u cant go pregnant with another specie
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sushi-chan
its like if a lion starts to fuck with a goat
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ComputerTech
pets sheep
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toni
ComputerTech + sushi-chan = sushi-Tech
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sushi-chan
well that would be weird as hell
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ComputerTech
pets DG
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ComputerTech
gives DG a cookie
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Velociraptor
I mean, you're both Europeans, right?
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Velociraptor
France and United Kingdom aren't too far away.
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sushi-chan
I am 28, going on my 29 soon. Comptech is 17.
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sushi-chan
I gonna wait comptech turn 18
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toni
euro-tunnel!!!!
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Velociraptor
I retract my comments about Compass_Away
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ComputerTech
turned 20 past August
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toni
sex"sex"sex!
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ComputerTech
blushes
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ChanStat
(UserStats): (ComputerTech) Lines: 4,724 Words: 13,413 Letters: 64,718. Most active at 11:00 PM GMT. Most active channel #computertech. Quote: continues to do CPR on Mikoolo
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 12 out of 201 with a score of 14081.
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sushi-chan
20 still young, but at least you're legal then
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sushi-chan
Im going on my 30 and I feel old already
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CoolKevin
are we bothered about chan stats here
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.655s, which makes you a total of 48 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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sushi-chan
what if I freeze myself inside a freezer and wake up way later in life and then I do it again and again I never die since cold stops your cells from aging
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ComputerTech
sushi-chan, your heart would stop?
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ComputerTech
but there's a thing where when you die
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sushi-chan
but once someone opens the freezer, my heart would beat again
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CoolKevin
come back in 500 years time
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ComputerTech
and try to reverse your bodies aging process
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ComputerTech
but it's apparently a current theory
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CoolKevin
but they are dead before they are frozen
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ComputerTech
rn we've developed a way to reverse damage on the heart
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CoolKevin
it depends on what happens to your brain
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ComputerTech
that too, apparently can reverse that too
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CoolKevin
working on blood at the moment
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ComputerTech
I'd rather the theory of slowing your aging
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ComputerTech
CoolKevin, do you work with that kinda thing? :o
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CoolKevin
that is an on going process everyday
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ComputerTech
you just seemed knowledgeable on the topic :p
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CoolKevin
I am a human trafficker
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ComputerTech
i dislike the idea of transfering your consciousness to another robot/body
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sushi-chan
imagine if we could exchange our brains with each other
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toni
ct watch perephials
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sushi-chan
like if I get the brain of comptech
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CoolKevin
maybe, but it will be better than dead
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sushi-chan
and comptech if you'd have my brain
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Dr_DICK
is now known as ||
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ComputerTech
slaps Dr_DICK randomly
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||
is now known as Dr_DICK
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ComputerTech
slaps Dr_DICK randomly again
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Dr_DICK
cums on ComputerTech
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CoolKevin
I would hate to get a killers brain merged with mine
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ComputerTech
is now washed
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CoolKevin
even worse a politicians brain
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sushi-chan
what if I'd have a brain from a spider
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sushi-chan
not sure if they have a brain tho
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sushi-chan
starts making spiderwebs
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Dr_DICK
When does it stop being drunk and start being normal you?
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Dr_DICK
Pre-mature dick ruins a lot of run
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Dr_DICK
Don't have the back for it, usually your nan does that for me
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nR
[technet] <&therock247uk> hihi :P
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ComputerTech
Dr_DICK, thought it was my mum but k
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CrystalMath
sushi-chan: the #80s bot is now a little quieter
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nR
[technet] <&therock247uk> o/
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CrystalMath
sushi-chan: doesn't fill as much
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ComputerTech
[01:49] (@CrystalMath) sushi-chan: doesn't fill as much << that's what she said
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Dr_DICK
No usually it's your dad but he's busy atm
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ComputerTech
Dr_DICK, he flies into Poland tomorrow
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sushi-chan
Girl: I have to tell ya something Guy: Yes ? Girl: I.... I.... I cheated on you .. WITH YOUR MOTHER Guy: that's impossible Girl: why? Guy: because my mom is dead Girl: I know, that didn't stop me from havin sex with her Guy: o_O *runs away*
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sushi-chan
again my perverted jokes, sorry lol
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Rizon
kicked Dr_DICK (you didn't lol!)
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Dr_DICK
joined #computertech
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Rizon
[Dr_DICK] "With great meat comes great responsibility" - Hank Hill
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Rizon
set mode +o Dr_DICK
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ComputerTech
slaps deadly
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Dr_DICK
Clearly you want a streak when you lol twice in under 15 seconds
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Dr_DICK
Pre-mature dick ruins a lot of fun
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Dr_DICK
Now for the scary movie of the night
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Dr_DICK
begins playing The Cosby Show
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ComputerTech
snickers
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Dr_DICK
Lmao yeah and a vulnerable young acress
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Dr_DICK
Heree take this tylenol it'll help your headache go away deary zip zop
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nR
[technet] <&therock247uk> 5 more mins then our clocks go back lmao :D
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DG
almost forgot about the clocks going back
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ComputerTech
googles
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nR
[technet] <&therock247uk> lol
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Dr_DICK
An extra hour of sleep is always nice
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Velociraptor
That's why John Kerry didn't become the president of the US. He forgot all about Poland.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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ComputerTech
Velociraptor, I'm in Poland the past 3 months
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ComputerTech
managing construction, bars and restaurants
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Dr_DICK
Just think in a year there's a chance what you're helping construct might be getting bombed
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 54.443s, which makes you a total of 203 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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ComputerTech
i:ll be going to germany, denmark, Netherlands or Florida soon anyways
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Velociraptor
Fun fact: Poland is only about 1 TB in size.
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Dr_DICK
That's less data than a teaspoon of cum
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sushi-chan
Be careful going to Florida.... Everytime I see a TV news about a hurricane or tornado it always happens in FLORIDA
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ComputerTech
sushi-chan, the hurricane would be afraid of me
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Dr_DICK
You certainly copy that floppy
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Velociraptor
Russia thinks they can fix Poland with some blue duct tape kek
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CoolKevin
you goimg to all those places to increase the population ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
spreading my german/irish/Dutch genes
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Dr_DICK
Oh boy more extremely common mud blood