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[00:14:37] sushi-chan little 8 legged cuties

[00:16:10] sushi-chan its cute

[00:16:17] sushi-chan they hate blowing i guess

[00:16:20] sushi-chan its like wind for them

[00:16:34] sushi-chan they cannot survive in windy or cold temperatures/weather

[00:16:42] sushi-chan i mean the cellar spiders

[00:16:48] sushi-chan ive read a lot bout them

[00:17:55] sushi-chan ofc i am

[00:18:12] sushi-chan if only they knew im their friend

[00:18:15] sushi-chan they wouldnt run away

[00:18:16] sushi-chan from me

[00:18:20] sushi-chan everytime I poke their web

[00:19:43] sushi-chan then they go around in circle on their web super fast

[00:19:47] sushi-chan like if they had seizure lol

[00:19:54] sushi-chan I read online its a defense mechanism

[00:19:56] sushi-chan wtf right

[00:20:01] sushi-chan how is that supposed to help

[00:20:03] sushi-chan better run away

[00:20:30] sushi-chan if I see a spider doing this (vibrating in web) it won't scare me I'll stilll grab it and pet it

[00:20:36] sushi-chan maybe it works with other predators

[00:20:39] sushi-chan but not with humans

[00:20:40] sushi-chan lol

[00:21:06] sushi-chan imagine if we humans did the same thing

[00:21:12] sushi-chan we see a serial killer about to kill us

[00:21:15] sushi-chan instead of runnign away

[00:21:23] sushi-chan we just go around in circle

[00:21:25] sushi-chan turn around

[00:21:27] sushi-chan very fast

[00:21:27] sushi-chan lol

[00:21:36] sushi-chan maybe the serial killer would be scared away

[00:21:39] sushi-chan becuz he"d think

[00:21:43] sushi-chan we are crazy

[00:21:45] sushi-chan xD

[00:21:58] sushi-chan better not mess with sushichan, look shes spining around

[00:22:04] sushi-chan shes crazy

[00:22:08] sushi-chan lets find another victim bro

[00:22:11] sushi-chan lol

[00:26:45] sushi-chan HAPPY BIRTHDAY COMPUTERTECH

[00:26:49] sushi-chan lol

[00:27:28] sushi-chan lol

[00:27:44] sushi-chan xD

[00:27:52] sushi-chan oh

[00:28:10] sushi-chan but what did u mean with 1st November then ? (its not yet 1st nov, peorth")

[00:28:14] sushi-chan isnt it ur birthday

[00:28:15] sushi-chan lol

[00:30:15] sushi-chan xD

[00:30:24] sushi-chan sum

[00:30:27] sushi-chan you meant cum ?

[00:30:28] sushi-chan jk

[00:30:29] sushi-chan lol

[00:30:40] sushi-chan im good thnx u ?

[00:31:39] sushi-chan yes comptech

[00:31:44] sushi-chan 24 hours left

[00:31:50] sushi-chan before the planet is destroyed

[00:31:54] sushi-chan u gotta save the world

[00:32:03] sushi-chan the humanity destiny is in your hands

[00:32:09] sushi-chan all the humans are trusting on ya

[00:32:12] sushi-chan for this operation

[00:32:20] sushi-chan comptech

[00:32:23] sushi-chan dont fail on us

[00:32:41] sushi-chan the planet gonna get destroyed by aliens

[00:32:46] sushi-chan u must destroy aliens

[00:32:58] sushi-chan lol

[00:33:18] sushi-chan well

[00:33:21] sushi-chan they cant breed with us

[00:33:24] sushi-chan we are different species

[00:33:41] sushi-chan even monkey and humans which are similar (primates) cannot breed together

[00:33:43] sushi-chan lol

[00:33:58] sushi-chan i mean

[00:34:01] sushi-chan by breeding

[00:34:05] sushi-chan going pregnant

[00:34:06] sushi-chan like

[00:34:11] sushi-chan Female humans cant

[00:34:13] sushi-chan go pregnant

[00:34:15] sushi-chan with male monkeys

[00:34:20] sushi-chan thats nonsense

[00:34:36] sushi-chan toni: no

[00:34:39] sushi-chan science tried tho

[00:34:48] sushi-chan yeah

[00:34:51] sushi-chan long time ago

[00:34:57] sushi-chan ofc it didnt work

[00:34:59] sushi-chan so they stopped

[00:35:15] sushi-chan u cant go pregnant with another specie

[00:35:21] sushi-chan its like if a lion starts to fuck with a goat

[00:35:25] sushi-chan would that make em pregnant

[00:35:26] sushi-chan no

[00:36:54] sushi-chan xD

[00:37:10] sushi-chan well that would be weird as hell

[00:37:39] sushi-chan I am 28, going on my 29 soon. Comptech is 17.

[00:37:41] sushi-chan weird as hell

[00:37:46] sushi-chan I gonna wait comptech turn 18

[00:38:00] sushi-chan ?

[00:38:01] sushi-chan what

[00:38:08] sushi-chan oh

[00:38:09] sushi-chan omh

[00:38:10] sushi-chan omg

[00:38:14] sushi-chan my memory sucks

[00:38:19] sushi-chan I thought u were 17

[00:38:20] sushi-chan lol

[00:39:08] sushi-chan 20 still young, but at least you're legal then

[00:39:15] sushi-chan Im going on my 30 and I feel old already

[00:39:17] sushi-chan lol

[00:39:21] sushi-chan like

[00:39:28] sushi-chan as years pass by

[00:39:32] sushi-chan we going closer and closer

[00:39:34] sushi-chan to the grave

[00:39:35] sushi-chan and coffin

[00:39:36] sushi-chan lol

[00:39:43] sushi-chan fuck death

[00:39:46] sushi-chan fuck coffins

[00:39:49] sushi-chan i wanna live forever

[00:40:28] sushi-chan what if I freeze myself inside a freezer and wake up way later in life and then I do it again and again I never die since cold stops your cells from aging

[00:40:32] sushi-chan lol

[00:40:58] sushi-chan but once someone opens the freezer, my heart would beat again

[00:40:59] sushi-chan no?

[00:41:15] sushi-chan reverse aging

[00:41:18] sushi-chan im not a jellyfish

[00:41:19] sushi-chan lol

[00:44:42] sushi-chan lol

[00:45:30] sushi-chan ya

[00:45:39] sushi-chan imagine if we could exchange our brains with each other

[00:45:44] sushi-chan like if I get the brain of comptech

[00:45:47] sushi-chan I'd get his thoughts

[00:45:49] sushi-chan his memories

[00:45:51] sushi-chan his emotions

[00:45:53] sushi-chan his personality

[00:45:55] sushi-chan I'd be HIM

[00:45:56] sushi-chan omg

[00:45:59] sushi-chan its like

[00:46:01] sushi-chan reincarnation

[00:46:04] sushi-chan lol

[00:46:11] sushi-chan and comptech if you'd have my brain

[00:46:14] sushi-chan lol

[00:46:28] sushi-chan xD

[00:47:17] sushi-chan "randomly"

[00:47:18] sushi-chan lol

[00:47:21] sushi-chan r u sure

[00:47:46] sushi-chan what if I'd have a brain from a spider

[00:47:50] sushi-chan not sure if they have a brain tho

[00:48:25] sushi-chan ...

[00:48:32] sushi-chan .....

[00:48:41] sushi-chan .......

[00:48:46] sushi-chan dr dick u rruined it

[00:48:47] sushi-chan lol

[00:48:57] sushi-chan lol

[00:49:36] sushi-chan hi crystal

[00:50:01] sushi-chan nice

[00:51:27] sushi-chan Girl: I have to tell ya something Guy: Yes ? Girl: I.... I.... I cheated on you .. WITH YOUR MOTHER Guy: that's impossible Girl: why? Guy: because my mom is dead Girl: I know, that didn't stop me from havin sex with her Guy: o_O *runs away*

[00:51:35] sushi-chan again my perverted jokes, sorry lol

[00:52:37] sushi-chan lol

[00:52:59] sushi-chan xDDD

[00:53:00] sushi-chan again

[00:53:05] sushi-chan lol

[00:59:04] sushi-chan Be careful going to Florida.... Everytime I see a TV news about a hurricane or tornado it always happens in FLORIDA

[00:59:28] sushi-chan lol

[01:02:02] sushi-chan Imagine if your holes had reversed roles... Like pooping from your penis/pussy but peeing from ur asshole...

[01:02:08] sushi-chan xD

[01:02:18] sushi-chan xD

[01:03:00] sushi-chan the worst would be pooping from your mouth

[01:03:01] sushi-chan ew

[01:03:08] sushi-chan I heard some ppl do vomit shit tho

[01:03:09] sushi-chan omg

[01:03:12] sushi-chan from a disease

[01:03:22] sushi-chan lol

[01:03:29] sushi-chan xD

[01:04:08] sushi-chan sometimes I feel like i'm 3 year old lol.. Talking about pee pee and poo poo stuffs xD

[01:04:22] sushi-chan omg

[01:04:24] sushi-chan dr dick im sorry

[01:04:28] sushi-chan :(

[01:04:40] sushi-chan lol crovax

[01:05:59] sushi-chan I have the mind of a toddler. speaking bout pee pee poo poo stuffs lol

[01:06:03] sushi-chan I sould grow up mentally

[01:06:04] sushi-chan should*

[01:06:06] sushi-chan lol

[01:06:12] sushi-chan Im silly

[01:07:02] sushi-chan coolkevin, depends

[01:07:13] sushi-chan I'd prefer being 20 again than 3 yo again

[01:07:14] sushi-chan lol

[01:07:28] sushi-chan you barely have a consicousness or detailed memoires as 3

[01:07:36] sushi-chan plus, u have to obey ur parents, no freedom

[01:07:37] sushi-chan sucks

[01:07:42] sushi-chan I prefer to be an adult

[01:07:42] sushi-chan lol

[01:07:47] sushi-chan im more free

[01:07:57] sushi-chan oh lol

[01:08:43] sushi-chan winning the lottery ? thats too rare to even happen

[01:08:48] sushi-chan sometimes I think

[01:08:50] sushi-chan it's rigged

[01:09:00] sushi-chan scam

[01:09:40] sushi-chan "I was a teacher before become a kid again" <=== You'll end up in mental hospital if u say that xD

[01:10:22] sushi-chan yes

[01:10:28] sushi-chan and im his favorite student

[01:10:31] sushi-chan :p

[01:10:56] sushi-chan well dont give me maths homeworks, cuz i suck at maths

[01:11:06] sushi-chan 2

[01:11:12] sushi-chan lol

[01:11:15] sushi-chan everuone knows that

[01:11:16] sushi-chan cmon

[01:11:18] sushi-chan everyone*

[01:12:05] sushi-chan 3736262 + y(x) f + 3272 divided by 011111,78 - 200 =

[01:12:36] sushi-chan math is gibberish

[01:12:54] sushi-chan also i nver understood why there is letters in maths like y and x... isnt math supposed to be about NUMBERS ?

[01:12:57] sushi-chan or am stupid

[01:12:58] sushi-chan lol

[01:14:02] sushi-chan how r u supposed to multiply X with 3 for example.. X is the letter of the alphabet, it doesnt make sense

[01:14:09] sushi-chan (told ya I was retarded at maths)

[01:15:13] sushi-chan solve what ?

[01:15:13] sushi-chan lol

[01:15:26] sushi-chan o_O

[01:15:29] sushi-chan u lost me

[01:15:43] sushi-chan ok then im stupid

[01:15:45] sushi-chan xD

[01:16:19] sushi-chan ofc

[01:16:27] sushi-chan u can't teach somethin u didnt learn or dont understand

[01:16:29] sushi-chan logical xD

[01:17:30] sushi-chan do also like geometry?

[01:17:33] sushi-chan you*

[01:18:24] sushi-chan well, i can't even divide. My teachers explained to me 28272727 times how to divide I never got it

[01:18:45] sushi-chan see, im hopeless case, crovax

[01:18:48] sushi-chan dont waste ur time with me

[01:18:49] sushi-chan haha

[01:19:07] sushi-chan not special

[01:19:09] sushi-chan normal one

[01:19:20] sushi-chan i just suck at maths but Im good with other classes

[01:19:33] sushi-chan esp good with english

[01:19:39] sushi-chan lol

[01:19:53] sushi-chan socratic nonsense

[01:19:54] sushi-chan lool

[01:20:30] sushi-chan english isn't my native tongue, I can understand it and speak it tho

[01:20:33] sushi-chan but

[01:20:34] sushi-chan maths ?

[01:20:35] sushi-chan no thanks

[01:20:36] sushi-chan lol

[01:21:12] sushi-chan some ppl r good at languages and other are good at sciences (maths, physics, chemistry etc)

[01:21:15] sushi-chan and some are good with both

[01:21:19] sushi-chan and some r good with none

[01:21:20] sushi-chan llol

[01:22:01] sushi-chan everyone has their talents and weak points, u cannot be good at everything

[01:22:04] sushi-chan perfection isnt real

[01:22:35] sushi-chan aww thnx toni but i dont think so xD

[01:23:58] sushi-chan I learn japanese atm. I can write a bit of it too. I won't lie , it is super hard (the word order is completely not the same as in english) but since I luv Japan and the language, I tend to put more efforts to it to understand.

[01:24:02] sushi-chan I guess when u like something

[01:24:04] sushi-chan u can overcome

[01:24:06] sushi-chan difficulty

[01:24:09] sushi-chan I never liked maths

[01:24:12] sushi-chan in th fist place

[01:24:13] sushi-chan first*

[01:25:04] sushi-chan velocidad means speed in spanish

[01:26:43] sushi-chan zombies

[01:27:19] sushi-chan its not so hard to escape from a zombie. They are slow and stupid as hell

[01:27:48] sushi-chan in games i mean

[01:27:51] sushi-chan not in real life ofc

[01:27:54] sushi-chan zombies arent real

[01:27:55] sushi-chan lol

[01:29:19] sushi-chan Back then there used to be lobotomy (something supposed to cure mental illness, they just butcher your brain nerves with a long stick) and well people after lobotomy were like zombies: no emotions, no personality anymore, braindead. Soul gone.

[01:29:24] sushi-chan so i guess in a way zombies do exist

[01:29:30] sushi-chan im glad lobotomy is illegal now

[01:29:39] sushi-chan what a weird practice to "cure" ppl

[01:30:05] sushi-chan lol

[01:33:10] sushi-chan as for me im going back to bed, start to feel sleepy again

[01:33:15] sushi-chan seeya ppl

[01:33:18] sushi-chan thnx for the fun chat :D

[01:33:24] sushi-chan o/ goodnight

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