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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.422s, which makes you a total of 197 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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nR
[technet] <enyc> ComputerTech/rizon: IRC opers are mostly NEETs and basement dwellers :O what about attic dwellers?
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Audi
The whiskey is poured
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Audi
And Xbox turned on
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nR
[IRC-nERDs] <@JohnnySin> sup
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nR
[IRC-nERDs] <wof[d]> Audi get a gaming pc
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nR
[IRC-nERDs] <wof[d]> gfx way better
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Audi
I tried playing Apex and CoD on PC it was good
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Audi
But sometimes choppy cause I don’t have super high end monitor
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Audi
Xbox just kind of fixed that
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kisser
I wonder no one works with Mikrotik
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nR
[IRC-nERDs] <wof[d]> i use my xbox remote on my gaming pc
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nR
[IRC-nERDs] <wof[d]> its like an xbox with better specs
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.084s, which makes you a total of 198 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
CoolKevin > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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kisser
i dont know where to start
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ComputerTech
starlink still changing your ips tjr? :D
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c0ded
End3r u around?
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kisser
ComputerTech :(
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c0ded
starlink, lol, such a gay name for a company
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kisser
am unable to know where to start
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ComputerTech
kisser, jfc, you're still working on that script?
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c0ded
what's a nan?
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c0ded
what language?
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kisser
better then pie and thon
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ComputerTech
kisser, i'm not working on it anymore
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kisser
you gave me ideas
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kisser
the game is well mature now
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Ahsoka
Ideas of barfing
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kisser
i even added short deck version
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c0ded
python ftw
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kisser
and soon omaha poker
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Direktor
low kicks Ahsokas knee into oblivion and atomic dust
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kisser
the issue my game wont work in python
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c0ded
python is just the shit, and it looks so pretty
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c0ded
if it can work in TCL then it can work in python lol
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kisser
i like to write c
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Direktor
Too advanced for my blood still
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kisser
and go inside the kernel guys :P
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Ahsoka
I read that as short dick version, and I was gonna says there's only one version of Computertech
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Direktor
I just know some facts about json
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kisser
but it seems a pain in a$$
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Direktor
And haven't even imported anything yet
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c0ded
u can use a json module in python, super simple lol
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Direktor
c0ded: nigga, I'm reading BOOKS
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c0ded
like what, Dan brown?
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c0ded
I loved his books
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Ahsoka
Direktor I thought Nazi only burnt books
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c0ded
the divinci code and shit
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c0ded
good stuff
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Direktor
I'm on dat Kaiser cypher
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Direktor
Cracking codes with python
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Direktor
Frogorg sent me like 10 python books
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Direktor
Each book has 400 pages
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c0ded
python is the shit, I'm sure u can do that with it
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Direktor
And it's not reading, it's reading + coding
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Direktor
Frogorg is superbased
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c0ded: if you can run fucking scorecard analyses
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Direktor
You can do anything on it
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c0ded
i teach ppl pytbon on irc different then books, but whatever works imo
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Ahsoka
Direktor Butt flaps
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kisser
ComputerTech go learn bash
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ComputerTech
kisser, no need, i prefer to use Python for terminal
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kisser
and ascii and draw your self nude
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ComputerTech
runs
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Direktor
And I never listened to nobody in my goddamn life
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Ahsoka
Direktor react to stuff I say
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Direktor
Except based authors
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One austrian painter really hit my soul
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Direktor
Ahsoka: the secret to females is; never give them too much attention
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Direktor
They'll crave it then
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And then you got them in your hand
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ComputerTech
^5 Direktor
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Ahsoka
Direktor O.O are you ignoring me?
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ComputerTech
gasps
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kisser
ComputerTech How many programmers would it take to change a light bulb?
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Direktor
high 5's ComputerTech
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kisser
ComputerTech wrong > Not even one, because it is a hardware problem.
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kisser
hahhhhahahhaha
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kisser
hahhhhahahhaha
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ComputerTech
because she'll be so busy changing the thing, I'll have my own way
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kisser
it a hardware
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DuckHunt
The last duck has been seen 34 minutes and 17 seconds ago.
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Angel
Unexpected error (list index out of range) from ComputerTech at 2023-01-15 01:12:26.996312. Message was: .tell Peorth
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Direktor
Brb reading dat CT code
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ComputerTech
kisser, me and ur nan is passed hardware
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Direktor
Well shit yeah, gotta code review
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Ahsoka
Direktor respond to me you!!!!
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kisser
Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
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Direktor
Ahsoka: HELLO HYSTERICAL WOMAN
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c0ded
I just find learning code gets taken in more by giving urself projects, could be anything stupid, but even if it takes looking up tons of diff modules and ways to do it, it sticks with u more
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Peorth
I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD! LIFE IS FANTASTIC WHEN YOU'RE PLASTIC!
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Direktor
I literally replied to you
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kisser
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
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Peorth
.yt aqua barbie girl
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ComputerTech
./cs set #computertech founder Peorth
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mrinfinity
you can take me anywhere, undress me everywhereeeeeeeeeeeee
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Ahsoka
Direktor I was starting to think you had me on ignore so excuse my panicking
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c0ded: absolutely based and true
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Direktor
I find solace in Al's books
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Because I think in advance
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Direktor
And think to myself "Aha, so using an index could probably connect an api to a database or somesuch... Hmm"
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Direktor
"Indexes could connect a database or somesuch
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Direktor
So I'm always like "Hoho, motto intelligent brogrammer Herr"
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mrinfinity
ComputerTech: can you /cycle to test my script?
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Ahsoka
I op abuse ComputerTech all the time he's just an target
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kisser
ComputerTech --> How do you tell HTML from HTML5? Try it out in Internet Explorer. Did it work?
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c0ded: Also got an idea to create my companies software calculating tool in python
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kisser
No? It’s HTML5.
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Direktor
That's the kind of thinking that gets you going
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Direktor
Ahsoka: I'd never put you on ignore, bb
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set mode -b ComputerTech!*@*
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Direktor
I need to see your incoherent schizoing
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Direktor
Just not the same without it ngl
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Peorth
.k Compass no
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ComputerTech
.tell Compass you were momentarily founder kf this channel thanks to Peorth: [01:17] -ChanServ- Founder: Compass
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Compass is around.
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Rizon
[Compass] Teach humanity a lesson that they will remember in their bones (God Emperor Leto II)
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ComputerTech
Peorth, i'm gonna keep records of dis
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Ahsoka
Colby don't be so dick cheesy
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Angel
yournamehere: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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Direktor
I doth not knoweth these commands yet
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ComputerTech
Ahsoka, not my fault it grows behind the foreskin
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ComputerTech
yournamehere, i asked you for saxobug ;(
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Peorth
ComputerTech ~
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mrinfinity
i was born in cleveland ohio
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Direktor
170 lines for a yt info
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Direktor
I'd probably need 1000 lines for that calculating tool
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mrinfinity
even with just using sockets and faking browser meta data
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Ahsoka
Those poor sheep I don't know why they don't file allegations of sexual assaults against ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
Ahsoka, you using chatgpt for that shit? ;p
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Direktor
Tried to make chatgpt say something against jews
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kisser
ComputerTech if we open your history we will figure that you asked it to marry you
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Direktor
He DID confirm he was taken offline though
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ComputerTech
Direktor, it's the best AI i ever used ngl
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Direktor
And made more politically correct
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Direktor
ComputerTech: Based and true
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Direktor
I'll use him for python
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Direktor
Needs more jew hating, yes
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kisser
ComputerTech it gives you a idea how to write something
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mrinfinity
the khazarian jews do run the world tho
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Direktor
I believe he did a video for us
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Ahsoka
Python is the nickname for favorite dildo?
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Direktor
But can't dox myself in public
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Direktor
Where I work, I mean
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 3 out of 257 with a score of 38523.
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Angel
ComputerTech meant to say: we never sent past 38k before
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Direktor
Ahsoka: Python is the God savior of all Brogrammers
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Direktor
If 30 yo tech-sales cokeheads like me can learn it
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Direktor
Or rather enjoy learning it
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Direktor
My brother brogramms in GO
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Direktor
GOlang is made by the JUDE from Goolag
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ComputerTech
it's full of crap, it makes code 10x bigger than necessary
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Direktor
To force more sales of bigquery
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 3.162s, which makes you a total of 271 ducks (including 95 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [55 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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Direktor
Fucking datalake ass
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
Peorth's magazine of their weapon is already full.
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DuckHunt
Your purchase made you go back to level 9 (duck plucker).
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DuckHunt
Peorth > The magazine is already full.
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for peorth: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 2/2 | charg.: 4/4 | jammed: no (29 times) | confisc.: no (41 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 3043 xp | lvl 24 (duck shatterer) / 197 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 75.4% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 84% | effectiv. of fire: 68% | gun reliability: 98% | armor: 57% | deflection: 36%[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.752s |
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DuckHunt
average react. time: 2mn26.678s | 271 ducks (incl. 95 golden ducks) | 124 misses | 21 accidents | 39 empty shots | 13 wild shots | 395 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 1 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Expl. ammo / 4-leaf clover
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: peorth with 3043 xp | end3r with 2391 xp | coolkevin with 2215 xp | jeff_stacey with 1820 xp | herald with 938 xp
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ComputerTech
Peorth gonna win the £100 again it seems
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kisser
lets do a bot that catch's all ducks :P
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kisser
lets see if anyone is faster.
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Ahsoka
All I read there was Let's do a bot XD
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kisser
you send him condoms to band ducks
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Ahsoka
ComputerTech only shags sheep though
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kisser
ComputerTech offer 1,0000,000 $ chips
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kisser
and we will support ComputerTech with a new dildo
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Ahsoka
Hopefully it's sheep penis shaped dildo
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ComputerTech
you're asking for my dick size/shape? i already told my size in here before
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kisser
you need something like purplez
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kisser
winks
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kisser
i loved that song from a ad for ranger rover
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dramo
did you just assume my size ?
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dramo
i ll have you know, i identify as a wood-giant
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ComputerTech
you told me before you were like 5'9 or something
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is j/k
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dramo
OVER 9000 !!
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dramo
yeah you heard me
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dramo
we wood-giants are gigantic
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dramo
that's why we re called giants
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
dramo > Missed. [missed: -1 xp] [bedazzled by Null_Anonymous]
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DuckHunt
dramo > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.985s, which makes you a total of 23 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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dramo
maybe you should delegate some of your drinking to me ? o.O
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dramo
i am dutch
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dramo
or at least, my government identifies me as dutch
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dramo
they wouldnt lie to me, would they ?
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dramo
but i got a blue-white-red flag
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dramo
that s because we conquered them in 1670 or something
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dramo
technically, you re living on dutch clay :)