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[00:31:42] nR [technet] <Roey> foxy: foxxeh

[00:31:48] nR [technet] <Roey> hihi too computerTech and xJqcob/rizon

[00:31:50] nR [technet] <Roey> o/

[00:32:00] nR [technet] <Roey> heyyy

[00:32:04] nR [technet] <Roey> man, this week wsa packed

[00:32:06] nR [technet] <Roey> ,bef

[00:32:34] nR [technet] <Roey> went on dat etoday

[00:32:34] nR [technet] <Roey> met a girl last night

[00:32:35] nR [technet] <Roey> er, friday

[00:32:35] nR [technet] <Roey> o/

[00:32:39] nR [technet] <Roey> cooked for 12 ppl for this event on riday

[00:32:44] nR [technet] <Roey> was a big hit

[05:49:04] nR [IRC-nERDs] <daddy> <%dramo/rizon> my mommy can beat up your daddy

[05:49:05] nR [IRC-nERDs] <daddy> is that so

[15:04:40] nR [IRC-nERDs] <siggs> lol

[16:54:34] nR [technet] <~daniel> #insult ComputerTech

[16:54:35] nR [technet] <idriven> ComputerTech, If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

[16:54:40] nR [technet] <~daniel> :D

[16:55:05] nR [technet] <~daniel> Today is my daughter's 16th birthday

[16:55:06] nR [technet] <~daniel> The big 16 man.

[16:55:34] nR [technet] <~daniel> My daughter actually knows all about you lol, I've told her, cause you're crazy as fuck.

[16:55:50] nR [technet] <~daniel> We call you the fake irish dude.

[16:56:06] nR [technet] <~daniel> Cause apparently Nothern Ireland isn't exactly Irish?

[16:56:35] nR [technet] <~daniel> I'm 36 and I have no fucking energy.

[16:56:46] nR [technet] <~daniel> Good to know

[16:57:15] nR [technet] <~daniel> I have a really fucked up mind.

[16:57:43] nR [technet] <~daniel> sushi-chan has a bowel problem and the first thought I had was well no anal for you then

[16:58:25] nR [technet] <~daniel> I would come to Rizon to play the games, but I don't want to catch an STD.

[16:58:54] nR [technet] <~daniel> Actually, I have a legit health reason for my low energy

[16:59:35] nR [technet] <~daniel> I have to start doing Testosterone Replacement Therapy soon, because I have pretty low T. Isn't getting old just fucking great?!

[16:59:39] nR [technet] <~daniel> I'm drinking the strongest drink the coffee shop I go to has and its still not enough.

[16:59:51] nR [technet] <~daniel> My ass?

[17:00:39] nR [technet] <~daniel> haha, I was going to say, if you gonna study that you'll just end up in a hole.

[17:01:25] nR [technet] <~daniel> Studying how to become an assassin and take out CT?

[17:01:37] nR [technet] <~daniel> I know how addictions work :D

[17:01:54] nR [technet] <~daniel> Yes, you can get addicted to it.

[17:02:08] nR [technet] <~daniel> You know why they call it addicted? Cause you're a dick if you don't get it.

[17:02:46] nR [technet] <~daniel> I vape. I've pretty much had a nicotine addiction a long time.

[17:03:07] nR [technet] <~daniel> Smoking is gross though, even though I did it a long time ago, I can't stand that stuff much now.

[17:03:35] nR [technet] <~daniel> No no, CT's mom is addicted to crack. I can see the confusion though.

[17:12:23] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> i recently heard a guy suggest switching to cocoa instead of coffee, makes you alert without being jittry, lowers craving for caffeine and is actually healthy

[17:12:30] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> tried it for a while and it actually works

[17:14:02] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> organic cocoa powder

[17:14:07] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> not the sugary shit

[17:14:48] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> yeah

[17:14:57] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> yeah its very good for you

[17:16:14] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> thats cool. its actually delicious, even fills you up

[17:16:24] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> if you put 4 TSP like me :P

[17:17:42] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> coffee ftw

[17:20:10] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> earl grey bergamot <3

[17:23:13] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> ginger hair tastes like rust

[17:23:35] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> acidic metal

[17:23:51] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> that too

[17:25:05] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> blonde hair is the tastiest of hairy cuisines

[17:25:37] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> <3

[17:25:42] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> i mean if you like yolk

[17:26:35] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> s/gt/y

[17:26:39] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> s/o/a

[17:26:44] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> bot aint listening to me

[17:26:46] nR [IRC-nERDs] <emaaan> poop

[17:31:05] nR [IRC-nERDs] <DickCheney> gay as in happy?

[17:31:38] nR [IRC-nERDs] <DickCheney> gay means happy

[17:31:46] nR [IRC-nERDs] <DickCheney> what's wrong with being happy?

[17:52:10] nR [IRC-nERDs] <DickCheney> why are you getting high on air cans. That's stupid.

[17:52:48] nR [IRC-nERDs] <DickCheney> It's really great for you health. /s

[17:53:36] nR [IRC-nERDs] <DickCheney> You should probably stop

[17:55:05] nR [IRC-nERDs] <DickCheney> just stop

[17:57:18] nR [IRC-nERDs] <DickCheney> At least you guys are not huffing spray paint.

[17:58:52] nR [IRC-nERDs] <DickCheney> This channel is now #retardshuffing

[18:16:05] nR [technet] <~daniel> Well fuck me then, I'm just a pile of shit I guess.

[18:16:21] nR [technet] * ~daniel cringes

[18:16:32] nR [technet] <~daniel> Cause I am fucking awesome thats why

[18:17:35] nR [technet] <~daniel> This is h4: https://media.giphy.com/media/eti1qm33pRbaw/giphy.gif

[18:18:09] nR [technet] <~daniel> French girls don't shave

[18:19:23] nR [technet] <~daniel> yeah...

[18:19:58] nR [technet] <~daniel> The h in h4 means homo to the 4th power.

[18:20:35] nR [technet] <~daniel> meh

[18:20:35] nR [technet] <~daniel> #joke dark

[18:20:36] nR [technet] <idriven> How does a black woman fight crime?

[18:20:38] nR [technet] <idriven> She has an abortion.

[18:20:48] nR [technet] * ~daniel slowly walks backwards

[18:21:02] nR [technet] <~daniel> I was gonna say, she commits suicide.

[18:21:20] nR [technet] <~daniel> #joke dark

[18:21:21] nR [technet] <idriven> What do Japanese cannibals eat?

[18:21:25] nR [technet] <idriven> Raw men.

[18:21:32] nR [technet] <~daniel> CT likes it raw from men.

[18:22:05] nR [technet] <~daniel> That was the point of the joke...

[18:22:16] nR [technet] <~daniel> #joke

[18:22:17] nR [technet] <idriven> Muslim women are horrible competitors.

[18:22:22] nR [technet] <idriven> No matter what they do, they always get beat.

[18:22:26] nR [technet] <~daniel> god damn

[18:22:35] nR [technet] <~daniel> jesus fucking christ

[18:22:40] nR [technet] <~daniel> They added more jokes to the API

[18:22:48] nR [technet] <~daniel> #insult h4

[18:22:49] nR [technet] <idriven> h4, If you fall in love with your problems, maybe they'll leave you too.

[18:23:08] nR [technet] <~daniel> That one is just fucking sad lmao

[18:23:35] nR [technet] <~daniel> Well if you're in the boat and the instructions are on the side, it didn't specify which side.

[18:23:40] nR [technet] <~daniel> #insult ComputerTech

[18:23:41] nR [technet] <idriven> ComputerTech, Just the omission of your writings alone would make a fairly good

[18:23:41] nR [technet] <idriven> library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

[18:23:48] nR [technet] <~daniel> That's weird.

[18:24:00] nR [technet] <~daniel> That one was retarded as fuck

[18:24:04] nR [technet] <~daniel> #insult dumbgoy_

[18:24:05] nR [technet] <idriven> dumbgoy_, You are like the ostrich, the foolish bird which thinks it is wholly concealed when it gets its neck under a branch. Or like small children, who hold their hands in front of their eyes and seeing nobody imagine that no one sees them either.

[18:24:20] nR [technet] <~daniel> those are stupid as fuck

[18:25:05] nR [technet] <~daniel> lol cute.

[18:25:05] nR [technet] <~daniel> #insult foxy

[18:25:06] nR [technet] <idriven> foxy, You are the devil's donkey.

[18:25:06] nR [technet] <~daniel> lmao what

[18:25:34] nR [technet] <~daniel> This channel should be called sushi-chan has a hairy ass.

[18:26:01] nR [technet] <~daniel> Still haven't moved out of your moms house yet h4?

[18:26:35] nR [technet] <~daniel> What if he used his teeth to bite the package. But then maybe all he wanted for Christmas was his two front teeth.

[18:27:17] nR [technet] <~daniel> God, don't fucking split roast a sheep

[18:28:05] nR [technet] <~daniel> dude, she don't need to know about anymore creeps

[18:28:14] nR [technet] <~daniel> .k ComputerTech

[18:28:29] nR [technet] <~daniel> Please god, get a room you two.

[18:29:01] nR [technet] <~daniel> ComputerTech, you know ALL about anal dude.

[18:29:35] nR [technet] <~daniel> good god.

[18:29:35] nR [technet] <~daniel> all the smoke?

[18:29:50] nR [technet] <~daniel> My name came from a fucking baby catalog.

[18:30:03] nR [technet] <~daniel> No, I think it was Sears.

[18:30:16] nR [technet] <~daniel> It was the "Daniel Scott baby collection", and thats my first and middle name.

[18:31:05] nR [technet] <~daniel> I am half german, half hispanic though.

[18:31:06] nR [technet] <~daniel> A fucking beanerschnitzal.

[18:32:09] nR [technet] <~daniel> There is your promotion ;)

[18:33:27] nR [technet] <~daniel> like a little bitch?

[18:50:03] nR [technet] <gizmo> [Ducks] h4/rizon has befriended 0 and trapped 0 ducks (0/0 in #computertech)

[19:08:54] nR [IRC-nERDs] <DickCheney> if you don't take your socks off it is not homo.

[19:10:32] nR [IRC-nERDs] <DickCheney> ChRoNiC/rizon: would you keep your socks on if you met up with h4?

[19:34:56] nR [technet] <@jmjl> ComputerTech/rizon: see #tilde.green/newnet

[19:35:00] nR [technet] <@jmjl> thanks :)

[21:21:28] nR [technet] <Guest13467> in america, if you aren't already successful, the ladder is pulled from you

[21:21:43] nR [technet] <Guest13467> 5 dollars is not enough capital to make any income

[21:22:05] nR [technet] <Guest13467> it's like how a rain droplet needs a minimum sized grain of sand to build around

[21:22:11] nR [technet] <Guest13467> people in india get by; you'll get by too

[21:22:27] nR [technet] <Guest13467> but don't expect to climb up the social ladder without doing something special

[21:22:41] nR [technet] <Guest13467> like saving that kid like that french immigrant did, by climbing a building

[21:23:05] nR [technet] <Guest13467> and if you look like one, you will be deemed one - even if you are different

[21:23:35] nR [technet] <Guest13467> you don't go looking for diamonds in a coal depo

[21:24:01] nR [technet] <Guest13467> jail is a homeless shelter right?

[21:24:25] nR [technet] <Guest13467> only because of the people

[21:25:30] nR [technet] <login> when you're down on the doldrums - that's not an experience many in the professional class ever have

[21:25:36] nR [technet] <login> they can't ever get it

[21:26:12] nR [technet] <login> the people gaming the system will mean the others can't do it either

[21:26:35] nR [technet] <login> did he undergo gender reassignment surgery?

[21:27:02] nR [technet] <login> there was a story of a male prisoner who looked so hot he became a model when he got released

[21:27:34] nR [technet] <login> is it because it's hard to find a job in ireland?

[21:27:39] nR [technet] <login> even a relatively safe job?

[21:28:05] nR [technet] <login> don't they allow 10-12 people to live cramped in apartments?

[21:28:35] nR [technet] <login> it's like donating to lukejr

[21:28:45] nR [technet] <login> ^ yes

[21:28:52] nR [technet] <login> but many do lie

[23:14:49] nR [IRC-nERDs] * ~sorcerer bitch slaps computertech

[23:15:10] nR [IRC-nERDs] <~sorcerer> nm just got of work

[23:15:13] nR [IRC-nERDs] <~sorcerer> cold af

[23:20:08] nR [technet] <@herald> !bang

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