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icopus
Gotta go! Nice chatting with you. Hope to see you again.
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ComputerTech
blake> ComputerTech, still waiting on your dick pic
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foxy
yay he's here
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ComputerTech
pets xJqcob
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ComputerTech
set mode +o xJqcob
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foxy
now to get johnnysin to join
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nR
[technet] <Roey> foxy: foxxeh
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xJqcob
on discord ?
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nR
[technet] <Roey> hihi too computerTech and xJqcob/rizon
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nR
[technet] <Roey> o/
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nR
[technet] <Roey> heyyy
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.286s, which makes you a total of 135 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 8 (duck hassler). \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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nR
[technet] <Roey> man, this week wsa packed
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nR
[technet] <Roey> ,bef
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nR
[technet] <Roey> went on dat etoday
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nR
[technet] <Roey> met a girl last night
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nR
[technet] <Roey> er, friday
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nR
[technet] <Roey> o/
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nR
[technet] <Roey> cooked for 12 ppl for this event on riday
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xJqcob
wait i wanna shoot the duck
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nR
[technet] <Roey> was a big hit
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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xJqcob
how do i win
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DuckHunt
foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
xJqcob > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.943s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
foxy > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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xJqcob
wait did i win
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DuckHunt
foxy > The magazine is already full.
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: peorth with 3169 xp | end3r with 3008 xp | coolkevin with 2671 xp | jeff_stacey with 2230 xp | herald with 1114 xp
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xJqcob
i did not win
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for xjqcob: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 5/6 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (0 times) | confisc.: no (0 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 10 xp | lvl 1 (tourist) / 10 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 100% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 55% | effectiv. of fire: 100% | gun reliability: 85% | armor: 0% | deflection: 0%[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 5.943s | average react. time:
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DuckHunt
5.943s | 1 duck (incl. 0 golden duck) | 0 miss | 0 accident | 0 empty shot | 0 wild shot | 1 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 0 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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xJqcob
how many times can i do the duck thing
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foxy
no one can catch up to Peorth
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DuckHunt
xJqcob > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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foxy
!rearm xJqcob
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DuckHunt
foxy returns xJqcob's gun to him.
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xJqcob
wait did i do something bad
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ComputerTech
<DuckHunt> -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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xJqcob
how do i know if a duck comes around
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ComputerTech
runs
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foxy
stab ComputerTech
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ComputerTech
<DuckHunt> -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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ComputerTech
cums
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xJqcob
You know that i googled how to play this game and now that i see that this version is just a single command
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xJqcob
i feel really stupid
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Syndus
Your nipples are dumb
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Syndus
Suck your mum
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pokes CT
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PapaFrog
Hide your sheep, CT is here!
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ComputerTech
pokes Miggy-Kun
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ComputerTech
gives PapaFrog a beer
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Miggy-Kun
meows
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PapaFrog
I am so stuffed a beer would cause me to pop.
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Darthkilroy
I might of gone a bit crazy with my new network layout
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Darthkilroy
each and every device now has it's own /16 subnet
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.49s, which makes you a total of 6 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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dramo
!shop 14 xJqcob
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DuckHunt
dramo > You buy a mirror in exchange for 7 xp points then you use it to dazzle xJqcob with a sunbeam, thereby reducing by 50% the accuracy of his next shot.
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dramo
i found a second command ^_^
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ski
they're multiplying !
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End3r
Damn, TikTock is addictive
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ski
it's probably designed to be
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End3r
Great design model
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malign
It's always tiddy o'clock somewhere.
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malign
grins
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ComputerTech
rapes malign
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End3r
I don't get those sort of videos
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ski
not cool is either lukewarm or hot
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ski
what sort, End3r ?
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End3r
conspiracy theories, different religions and beliefs, music, comedy, and more comedy lol
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End3r
ooh and anime
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ski
how about same religions and beliefs, then ?
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End3r
no hentai
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ski
backup nicks, ComputerTech
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foxy
blake died
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End3r
speaking of hentai errrrrr I mean anime, bbl.
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ski
are there people talking about religions and beliefs, on TikTok ?
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ski
blake may be exploring the underworld, in search of Eurydike
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End3r
anywho, bbl
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ski
but isn't TikTok mostly just short videos ?
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ski
perhaps foxy meant s/died/dyed/
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ski
rolls the die
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Ahsoka
Time to bully malign
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foxy
nah i said what i said
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foxy
he dieded
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pokes malign
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ComputerTech
bullies Ahsoka
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Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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foxy
yay its malign
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dramo
did you look again ?
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malign
foxy: poke me HARDER
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foxy
pokes malign harder
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Ahsoka
No fare bullying a bully
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foxy
he likes it when i bully him
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foxy
<3 malign
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ski
why bull, rather than say stag, or heifer, or kitten ?
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malign
chainsaws Ahsoka
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Ahsoka
I was just gonna give malign a swirly
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Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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ComputerTech
rapes malign
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ski
kittens Ahsoka
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malign
ComputerTech OI
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ComputerTech
pet sski
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malign
beats ComputerTech with a baseball bat
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ski
wags tail
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dodges
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feeds the bat insects
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ski
what's a swirly ?
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ski
is that like a shirley ?
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Ahsoka
A swirly is when you sticks someone face or head first into a toilet and flush it
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ski
first into a toilet, and then into what ?
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dramo
into the drain
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ski
sounds draining
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dramo
let him find the way out of the sewers, or haunt the sewers for the rest of his life !!
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dramo
which won't be long, i heard hygiene is abysmal in the sewers
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Ahsoka
Sometimes in brutal instances involves peeing in the toilet first
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rails
i need a job
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NiniGeo2
patpats rails on the back
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ComputerTech
pays rails
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Ahsoka
I had a freshly pee'd toilet ready for malign
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dramo
that lucky guy
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ski
sounds like a section of a computer game, dramo
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ski
your only friends are the rats and the alligators
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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dramo
who coincidentally are also your only way of nutrition
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DuckHunt
rails > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an infrared detector ! Your weapon trigger will be locked if there are no ducks around, thus helping you to save bullets. Lasts for 24h and 6 uses.
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DuckHunt
rails > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.906s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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ski
that's the true tragedy of it, dramo
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dramo
well, if you like rats, you can start your own underground rat-farm
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malign
Ahsoka is always so thoughtful about bullying <3
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malign
Appreciate the effort :)
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dramo
you can use the sewer-system to get deliveries to your customers
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ComputerTech
<DuckHunt> rails > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 14.906s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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rails
Peorth: let me beat you and we can split it 50/50
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > You just added an extra bullet in rails's gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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ski
.. reminds me of the guy in Planescape: Torment who'd sell rats on the street. grilled rats, boiled rats, baked rats, &c.
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ski
well .. it *was* in the slum part of the city
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ski
notes xJqcxb quit
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ski
perhaps just a temporary glitch. they'll be back tomorrow for the fray, presumably
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ski
(iirc, he insisted on calling them "ratsies")
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Rebel_n00b
ComputerTech, were you hungover today
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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ski
thought CT was a big dude
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 9.407s, which makes you a total of 7 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 2 (noob). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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ski
not easy to hang him over
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dramo
mmm, fried rats
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ski
well, i think you said you can run ?
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dramo
droolls
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ski
dolls
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ski
(ah, right, you did. i wasn't misremembering)
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ski
hasn't really run in years
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dramo
he said he needed training to run
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dramo
he probably needs a rollator as well
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ski
he should book a train, then
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ski
(old knee injury)
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dramo
getting a train is always a great motivation to run
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dramo
or to jump to another track
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ski
that's what trackers do
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dramo
bad trackers maybe
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dramo
good trackers will sniff your track just because you stepped on some grass
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dramo
they ll explore the area
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dramo
find that bubble-gum-wrap you dropped
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dramo
and they know exactly where you re going
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ski
explore your track record
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ski
replay it a few times
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dramo
then they show up, in the middle of the night, hunting rifle locked & loaded
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dramo
pulling away your blankets, yelling "dammit, you re no rabbit, now what am i supposed to eat"
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ski
. o O ( Missing 411 )
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dramo
usually i make them some oatmeal
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ski
bread with oats in it can be quite nice
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superkuh
Interesting. Do you just mix the oats into the dough?
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superkuh
Or, I guess before you add water...
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dramo
no you first add vodka
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dramo
then you add dough
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dramo
then more vodka
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dramo
then the oats
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dramo
then even more vodka
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn10.732s, which makes you a total of 8 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
End3r > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 3.583s, which makes you a total of 215 ducks (including 93 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [41 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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million
wow, 1 shot golden duck
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Peorth
especially if you have explosive ammo
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million
ahh yeah i suppose that helps
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hugs Icedream
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icopus
CT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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icopus
Well! And you? Are you home again?
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icopus
Good to be home, eh?
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icopus
In a nutshell, what's wrong with Poland.
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icopus
Work has been... work. lol.
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icopus
Grumpy Poles. mmmm.
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malign
Y U DIS POLEN
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malign
ComputerTech: \ (•◡•)
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icopus
I guess if I were in Poland for any length of time, I would turn grumpy too.
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icopus
You knew you were leaving. lol.
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icopus
Say, I've never been a fan of the pun joke... So.....
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icopus
They usually don't make me laugh.....
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ComputerTech
how's the weather over in texas icopus ?
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malign
That's a lotta fuckin' :P
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icopus
So, I looked up 10 puns that would make be laugh.....
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icopus
Just looking for 1 pun out of then to make me laugh.....
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icopus
wait for it......................
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icopus
no 1 in 10 did.
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icopus
wiat.... NOT 1 in 10 did.
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icopus
Kind of messed it up. oh well.
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icopus
Typical icopus.
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pats icopus
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ComputerTech
set mode +v icopus
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icopus
The weather hear has been.... unusual.
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icopus
We had tornados that wreck many houses about 20 miles to our east.
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icopus
South of Houston.
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icopus
Just to the south of us, there was a ef-2. Luckily, that was out in the boonies.
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pets ireland
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icopus
Not much developement out there.
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icopus
lol. Do y'all get ANY weather other than too cold?
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Angel
ComputerTech: What do you want me to look up?
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icopus
Two priest were pulled over by a cop......
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icopus
Cop walks up to the driver's window.....
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icopus
Says, "We're looking for 2 child molester."
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icopus
The priests look at each other,
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icopus
Then turn to the cop,
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icopus
And say, "We'll do it."
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icopus
I just heard these the other day.
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icopus
I thought they were fresh.
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million
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· @('_')@ ooo ooo, AH, AH
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icopus
I'm done for the night.
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icopus
Don't forget to tip your waitresses.
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million
it's a golden monkey
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icopus
No, only the jokes left. You're left with just me.
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GK-Deacon
foxy there is no help for ComputerTech
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icopus
Nothing a anti-septic might help with.
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ComputerTech
reboots
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ComputerTech
spins around
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GK-Deacon
how did ur drinking go last night
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million
feather of the duck
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icopus
poop on the laun
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icopus
eyelash on a cheek