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[21:12:44] % Direktor Wie schiach

[21:12:51] % Direktor Der stinkige Fischkopp h4

[21:13:04] % Direktor >Arbeitsscheuer

[21:13:15] % Direktor I put in more work in a day than you do in a week :^]

[21:13:30] % Direktor Lmfao

[21:13:34] % Direktor Wheeze

[21:13:38] % Direktor Based parasite

[21:14:07] % Direktor Bro

[21:14:11] % Direktor Are you telling me

[21:14:15] % Direktor You work at the Arbeitsamt?

[21:14:48] % Direktor Which Behörde do you parasite my tax monies fr-

[21:14:50] % Direktor I mean

[21:14:55] % Direktor Which Behörde do you work at?

[21:15:07] % Direktor AMINA KOYUM

[21:15:10] % Direktor KYS

[21:15:16] % Direktor REE BAN THIS NIGGA

[21:15:44] % Direktor Away, Satanus

[21:15:51] % Direktor Pft pft pft pft

[21:16:01] % Direktor Ah ok

[21:16:04] % Direktor IT at Finanzamt

[21:16:08] % Direktor Barely saved

[21:16:24] % Direktor Btw based befirending your Sachbearbeiterin

[21:16:30] % Direktor I had a very amicable relationship with mine

[21:16:38] % Direktor Since she was only dedicated to business and IT people

[21:16:40] % Direktor Same

[21:16:55] % Direktor Kek

[21:17:14] % Direktor Toppest kek

[21:17:20] % Direktor Absolute mongos

[21:17:44] % Direktor Mine told me "Es tut mir leid, Herr -me-, dass ich Ihnen überhaupt diese Stellen verschicken muss"

[21:18:03] % Direktor "Ich werde ehrlich sein; wir KÖNNEN Ihnen keinen Job bei solchem Verdienst finden"

[21:18:53] % Direktor Kek

[21:19:11] % Direktor They coulda've helped there

[21:19:20] % Direktor But I kind of understood them at my position

[21:19:29] % Direktor 160k € brutto min. is a bit challenging

[21:19:32] % Direktor Through Arbeitsamt

[21:20:02] % Direktor Yup

[21:20:10] % Direktor Arbeitsamt is there, unfortunately, for ze Ausländer

[21:20:17] % Direktor And that's why all the staff are pissed

[21:20:50] % Direktor Who needs Arbeitsamt, when you got Linkedin and recruiters

[21:21:09] % Direktor Arbeitsamt is literally there to pay me my 2300€ netto when I get fired again

[21:21:25] % Direktor True

[21:21:32] % Direktor I even did Schwarzarbeit at Baustelle

[21:21:34] % Direktor Hehehe

[21:21:42] % Direktor Aha, see

[21:21:45] % Direktor No you don't

[21:21:46] % Direktor Kek

[21:22:03] % Direktor You get 60% of... 7100 brutto I believe

[21:22:11] % Direktor I earned 9200 brutto though

[21:22:14] % Direktor :(

[21:22:30] % Direktor Lmao

[21:22:47] % Direktor >This nigga expects me to work for fun with 38k Kredit

[21:23:10] % Direktor Sebastian: I went to Baustelle, to get new motivation to do my job

[21:23:12] % Direktor Actual job

[21:23:14] % Direktor It worked

[21:23:19] % Direktor 2 weeks of waking up at 5 a.m.

[21:23:30] % Direktor To forcefully shit, shower, brush teeth, forcefeed yourself

[21:23:39] % Direktor Drive to Tankstelle, to drive to Baustelle

[21:23:50] % Direktor Reeeally fucking makes a man grateful for his comfy wfh IT job

[21:23:56] % Direktor 13€ brutto per hour

[21:24:27] % Direktor Ahsoka: Pretty good bb, you?

[21:24:48] % Direktor >If you ever want to become a real German

[21:24:56] % Direktor This Piefke thinks I wish to become a Piefke

[21:24:58] % Direktor -Wheeze-

[21:25:11] % Direktor Cope and dilate

[21:25:17] % Direktor Ohai Compass_Away

[21:25:28] % Direktor Fuck

[21:25:32] % Direktor Ohai ComputerTech*

[21:25:37] % Direktor h4: I don't lmao

[21:25:40] % Direktor Tab failed me

[21:26:05] % Direktor h4: ONLY 160k, mind you

[21:26:11] % Direktor Bitchasses got me cheap

[21:26:24] % Direktor I know, fam

[21:26:33] % Direktor 5.4 netto is peasant Lohn

[21:26:36] % Direktor I want 10k netto

[21:26:59] % Direktor I just need to think more jewishly

[21:27:07] % Direktor Ah, thanks for reminding me

[21:27:09] % Direktor I need to switch

[21:27:24] % Direktor I'm at all fucking Grenzen

[21:27:32] % Direktor Goddamn social ass German state

[21:28:04] % Direktor Ahsoka: I asked how you're doing

[21:28:22] % Direktor Don't make me use my good hand :|

[21:28:47] % Direktor h4: I blame ze Autos for zis

[21:28:55] % Direktor I used to be relatively wealthy

[21:28:59] % Direktor Then I smoked the sportscar meme

[21:29:06] % Direktor >Bicycle

[21:29:15] % Direktor I swear you fucking germs are all made from the same mold

[21:29:59] % Direktor Based GK-KMFDM

[21:30:03] % Direktor You are my friend now

[21:31:46] % Direktor h4: Just so we're clear, wasn't even flexing with Gehalt or shit

[21:31:52] % Direktor I'm poor for Heidelberg standards

[21:32:13] % Direktor Having fun

[21:32:15] % Direktor Honestly

[21:32:23] % Direktor >Visit Frankfurt

[21:32:25] % Direktor Aight, afk

[21:32:29] % Direktor Time for Tschick

[21:32:35] % Direktor You've angered me enough ngl

[21:39:55] % Direktor Christ, I can't drink anymore

[21:40:10] % Direktor I'm just eating, drinking, shidding, farting

[21:40:22] % Direktor Bro, professional bodybuilders just eat and shit all day, on God

[21:40:45] % Direktor Who the fuck can drink 4 liters of water per day

[21:41:06] % Direktor Bro, fuck off

[21:41:08] % Direktor No you don't

[21:41:26] % Direktor Oh Herr Lindner

[21:41:29] % Direktor I believe you

[21:41:50] % Direktor How

[21:41:53] % Direktor What is your secret

[21:42:07] % Direktor I did 5 days of gym in a row

[21:42:16] % Direktor I can't drink that much

[21:42:28] % Direktor Ahsoka: Overdose on your schizo meds

[21:42:54] % Direktor Wtf

[21:43:07] % Direktor I drink 2 coffees per day

[21:43:12] % Direktor 3 protein shakes

[21:43:19] % Direktor Probably a liter of water

[21:44:00] % Direktor My buddy gave me creatine

[21:44:07] % Direktor Ahsoka: Ofc I do bb, so was I

[21:44:10] % Direktor :3

[21:44:14] % Direktor No worries, we good

[21:44:29] % Direktor Kowal: I'm already loading vitamin T

[21:44:41] % Direktor My 3rd breakfast injection tomorrow

[21:44:54] % Direktor Kowal: Started only this week though

[21:44:59] % Direktor And it's propionate, the easy shit

[21:45:11] % Direktor That's why I'm being forced to ingest so much liquid

[21:45:17] % Direktor Otherwise my liver will go to orbit

[21:45:40] % Direktor I'm 30 and will reach my apex form at least once in my life

[21:45:44] % Direktor Even if it means dying

[21:45:47] % Direktor I do not care

[21:45:59] % Direktor Kek

[21:46:01] % Direktor Based

[21:46:15] % Direktor I never knew my T levels

[21:46:27] % Direktor I suppose it was always alright

[21:46:31] % Direktor But I wish MORE

[21:47:08] % Direktor Because as we know, Kowal:

[21:47:10] % Direktor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlH6jslXpYY&list=PL97NI8bR2E-0ggymQykoLSJPpvwR0JPpy

[21:47:39] % Direktor Gurappura to wa.. Chijo saikyo no otoko mezasu.. kakutoshi de koto de aru

[21:48:33] % Direktor Kowal: Unbased

[21:48:39] % Direktor But still, you played football

[21:48:56] % Direktor There's my power-bro

[21:49:04] % Direktor Ohai Frogorg

[21:49:08] % Direktor Lmfao

[21:49:43] % Direktor Frogorg: h4 is seething 'cause we're talking about obtaining power

[21:50:03] % Direktor You shall

[21:50:17] % Direktor >Cutting

[21:50:20] % Direktor Surely you mean

[21:50:26] % Direktor Eating a calorie surplus and bulking?

[21:50:29] % Direktor :^]

[21:51:11] % Direktor Kek

[21:51:25] % Direktor Bruh, I weighed in after training yesterday... 122.2kg

[21:51:29] % Direktor Based, I said, going down

[21:51:39] % Direktor Today: 125.5kg before training

[21:51:43] % Direktor Aight

[21:52:07] % Direktor 3.3kg fluctiation per day is the most I've ever seen so far

[21:52:11] % Direktor *fluctuation

[21:53:49] % Direktor Kowal: Damn, that's a lot

[21:53:57] % Direktor Frogorg: Soon (tm)

[21:54:08] % Direktor Just keep at it and drink your broteins and craycray-teins

[21:54:25] % Direktor Workout hard and you'll be sweet as

[21:54:43] % Direktor Superbased

[21:54:46] % Direktor I had 3 today

[21:54:57] % Direktor Had a rant before you joined

[21:55:01] % Direktor Just shitting and eating

[21:55:04] % Direktor And eating and shitting

[21:55:15] % Direktor And trying to consoom 4L of liquids per day

[21:55:19] % Direktor So my liver doesn't croak

[21:55:34] % Direktor Won't help

[21:55:47] % Direktor At one point, my body just rejects liquids

[21:55:55] % Direktor One sip and I almost puke

[21:59:38] % Direktor Shit, I forgot to take my vitamins

[21:59:41] % Direktor Thanks for reminding me

[22:03:16] % Direktor A buddy of mine gave me his share of creatine, since he isn't using it

[22:03:23] % Direktor In a fucking seethrough plastic bags

[22:03:31] % Direktor Woulda've been a fun time explaining that to the cops

[22:03:45] % Direktor Why would I

[22:03:54] % Direktor I tried to dissolve it in lukewarm water

[22:03:58] % Direktor Kind of failed

[22:04:01] % Direktor Still chugged it

[22:04:15] % Direktor I stopped drinking alcohol and using cocaine

[22:04:20] % Direktor I would die of liver failure

[22:04:45] % Direktor Easy peasy

[22:04:54] % Direktor I was never even remotely addicted

[22:05:04] % Direktor Mfs doubting me kind of was annoying

[22:05:12] % Direktor Even my own gf was press x to doubt

[22:05:31] % Direktor Bro, I got nerves of steel

[22:05:38] % Direktor If I set out to do something, I'll do it

[22:05:47] % Direktor Except quitting ocffee and smokes

[22:05:50] % Direktor *coffee

[22:05:54] % Direktor That is not reasonable

[22:06:10] % Direktor Lemme link

[22:06:27] % Direktor Frogorg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHC6yCgBuRI

[22:10:02] % Direktor :(

[22:10:04] % Direktor Fuck

[22:10:07] % Direktor Gute Besserung

[22:10:17] % Direktor Based

[22:10:25] % Direktor Frogorg: chat atm

[22:10:27] % Direktor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI12Ro04Ku4

[22:11:01] % Direktor >:|

[22:11:04] % Direktor Bruh

[22:11:07] % Direktor Are they retarded

[22:11:12] % Direktor Can't you go to ER

[22:16:32] % Direktor :|

[22:17:02] % Direktor Frogorg: Keep at it

[22:17:07] % Direktor Rabies are incurable

[22:17:54] % Direktor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekQnPMJeIBs

[22:18:01] % Direktor Burakkumoa

[22:22:57] % Direktor Bro, I need dat Steel Ball Run anime

[22:23:07] % Direktor So people finally understand why I simp for jojo part 7

[22:23:09] % Direktor Goddamn

[22:23:14] % Direktor But probably 2025

[22:23:21] % Direktor h4: Yes

[22:23:30] % Direktor Mugen kaiten helps me weaponize them

[22:24:16] % Direktor h4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0FfVwvUWEM

[22:24:26] % Direktor Ftw germo synchro

[22:25:30] % Direktor Zack: ohai

[22:25:34] % Direktor based

[22:37:28] % Direktor https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0DsFAyG0uhY

[22:38:03] % Direktor Waga kokkoro to kodo ni itten no kumori nashi... Subete ga SEIGI da

[22:38:23] % Direktor Bestest jojo villain

[22:49:03] % Direktor Mmmm

[22:49:11] % Direktor Reports of alens being sighted again

[22:49:38] % Direktor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX0Cm3N_n6k

[22:49:43] % Direktor I have been trained for zis

[22:49:53] % Direktor Hope they launch terror missions on the US first

[22:50:45] % Direktor Bro, we would suck such utter shit if they indeed attack

[23:06:06] % Direktor https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1676065931100168.jpg

[23:06:18] % Direktor I see loads of posts about it

[23:28:00] % Direktor Pft

[23:28:21] % Direktor Oof

[23:28:24] % Direktor Based

[23:28:31] % Direktor ComputerTech: With discipline.

[23:28:50] % Direktor ComputerTech: (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[23:29:02] % Direktor Probably went to sleep anyways

[23:31:09] % Direktor I'm going too

[23:31:20] % Direktor 5 weeks gym and work in a row got me tired

[23:31:23] % Direktor Night, laddie

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