IRC Driven

[10:52:01] % Direktor Gentlemen.

[11:03:44] % Direktor https://i.4cdn.org/v/1676109424295083.jpg

[11:03:46] % Direktor KEK

[11:38:10] % Direktor All of mine ain't

[11:38:17] % Direktor 90% of them

[11:38:46] % Direktor 20-30 meetings, for that one meeting with procurement, to negotioate and get the goddamn contract signed

[11:38:53] % Direktor *negotiate

[11:39:30] % Direktor Frogorg: I would need zis

[11:43:58] % Direktor Do it

[11:44:27] % Direktor You wasted your day anyways

[11:44:32] % Direktor Might as well go back to sleep

[11:44:35] % Direktor Or gym to redeem

[12:10:20] % Direktor tyil: Your friend is here.

[12:10:23] % Direktor Ohai Gentoo

[12:10:41] % Direktor ComputerTech: Make me, laddie (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[12:10:50] % Direktor Gentoo: Too late for a ohayoo, mate

[12:11:01] % Direktor An "Ossu!" would fit better

[12:11:28] % Direktor It's 13:11h

[12:13:08] % Direktor Lmao

[12:13:15] % Direktor Finance the server Jude, ComputerTech

[12:16:16] % Direktor >Paying for youtube premium

[12:16:19] % Direktor Jesus christ

[12:16:33] % Direktor ComputerTech: Behave, child

[12:16:52] % Direktor Or else one of them irish school nuns will rinse your mouth with soap

[12:16:55] % Direktor Oh shit, I forgot

[12:17:01] % Direktor You're a Godless northerner

[12:17:02] % Direktor Kys

[12:17:05] % Direktor Lmao

[12:17:12] % Direktor Hope you get carbombed

[12:18:15] % Direktor Stop wasting your parents' money

[12:18:28] % Direktor Eejit

[12:21:01] % Direktor Gentoo: Unironically correct

[12:23:15] % Direktor ComputerTech: One day, I'll beat you

[12:23:23] % Direktor Out of courtesy

[12:23:28] % Direktor And to create a man out of you

[12:24:08] % Direktor You have 2-3 more years

[12:24:13] % Direktor To become normal

[12:24:25] % Direktor Kek

[12:26:56] % Direktor https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1676109898201205.webm

[12:27:12] % Direktor These are the roasties who got laid off in tech

[12:27:20] % Direktor Can confirm as an industry insider

[12:27:39] % Direktor Unfortunately, we also lost a shitload of industry experts and enigneers too

[12:27:42] % Direktor *engineers

[12:31:57] % Direktor Hehe, soon my company shall grant me a mf win server 2022 img

[12:32:21] % Direktor And then I can finally deploy muh virtual machine and ze software

[12:33:18] % Direktor Gentoo: Because they're paying for it, numbnuts

[12:33:33] % Direktor And I want to get more hands-on experience with ze software

[12:33:45] % Direktor Only did a 2 day course and got a cert but for something else

[12:34:00] % Direktor Seeing as how I'm tech-sales, makes sense to do it

[12:34:28] % Direktor Gentoo: https://mako.cc/copyrighteous/images/lookalike_rms_zoran.png

[12:46:09] % Direktor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSrgVew_nU

[12:47:04] % Direktor wofmobile: Stop doing degeneracy like alcohol and drugs

[12:47:13] % Direktor And go train and take your vitamins

[12:48:39] % Direktor That's no excuse

[12:48:46] % Direktor Also thanks for reminding me, time to learn python

[12:49:06] % Direktor >Jogging

[12:49:26] % Direktor I used to be a degenerate like you..

[12:49:33] % Direktor Doing cocaine and alcohol

[12:49:48] % Direktor Loser

[12:49:50] % Direktor Kek

[12:50:04] % Direktor At least party hard, when you're partying as is

[12:50:18] % Direktor I don't feel superior to anyone

[12:50:25] % Direktor Just advocate training

[12:50:29] % Direktor And obtaining power

[12:51:10] % Direktor But yeah, them 3 Sommersby's yesterday really knocked you out, eh

[13:01:24] % Direktor herald: doing my best.

[13:01:31] % Direktor Need to keep the chats going.

[13:03:35] % Direktor Basierter Sebastian

[13:04:27] % Direktor Kek, yes it was

[13:05:50] % Direktor Yes you may, Kumpel

[13:05:51] % Direktor 30

[13:05:53] % Direktor You?

[13:06:34] % Direktor Based

[13:06:41] % Direktor Not on the organ part though, what happened?

[13:07:14] % Direktor Hngnn don't tell me that, I'm doing Testo Kur

[13:07:18] % Direktor And panicking for my liver

[13:07:51] % Direktor Vorgeschädigt in what way? Was it liver? Kidney?

[13:07:53] % Direktor :[

[13:08:06] % Direktor Jawohl, gib Tipps

[13:08:11] % Direktor Fuck

[13:08:26] % Direktor Feelsbadman... But glad you got a new one

[13:08:50] % Direktor Is it true you need to take daily meds, so your body doesn't reject ze kidney?

[13:09:17] % Direktor :(

[13:10:22] % Direktor That's a horrible fate

[13:10:24] % Direktor Fuck man

[13:11:07] % Direktor But hope you're doing well and managing with that

[13:13:31] % Direktor Ah, fellow Kokain-Genießer :^]

[13:13:56] % Direktor :^[

[13:14:16] % Direktor I did that for a short time in Dublin, MDMDA and pillz

[13:14:22] % Direktor *MDMA

[13:14:42] % Direktor That chemistry really fucks your head up

[13:15:05] % Direktor Most of cocaine really does taste like Putz

[13:15:14] % Direktor Nah, X

[13:15:19] % Direktor Meant like pillz*

[13:15:25] % Direktor I never did mushrooms

[13:15:58] % Direktor Most of it either smells like Benzin

[13:16:03] % Direktor Because it was too strecked

[13:16:18] % Direktor Or it's too hard, because they mixed speed or some other shit inside

[13:16:31] % Direktor Good cocaine was a rare find

[13:16:38] % Direktor But alas, I gave that up after last week

[13:16:51] % Direktor Now we only inject vitamins every 2 days :^]

[13:16:54] % Direktor Huehuehuehue

[13:16:58] % Direktor Kek tm

[13:17:02] % Direktor Fuck pepp

[13:17:13] % Direktor Pepp is indeed ze drug of ze devil

[13:17:17] % Direktor Like X and MDMA

[13:17:26] % Direktor All those chem fumes stay circulating in your brain

[13:17:29] % Direktor Literal brainrot

[13:17:58] % Direktor Cocaine every so and such is aight.. You piss it out of your system in like 2 days

[13:18:18] % Direktor Unless you do it over a longer period of time, your natural dopamine gets fucked again

[13:18:25] % Direktor And those chems stay

[13:18:35] % Direktor Fuck ALL drugs, matter of fact

[13:22:40] % Direktor Lel

[13:22:45] % Direktor I understand, fam

[13:22:53] % Direktor Jever fun is at least ingestible

[13:23:05] % Direktor I drank Radler Mon-Thu if I was ever at my Stammlokal

[13:23:13] % Direktor So don't let anyone shit on you for that

[13:23:19] % Direktor Loser ass alcoholics

[13:23:50] % Direktor "Hurr durr hier trink'ma Bills"

[13:23:57] % Direktor Trink deine Mudda, Oida hehe

[13:27:09] % Direktor Hehehe

[13:27:26] % Direktor yournamehere: Just a bitta German banter

[13:28:13] % Direktor [T] <+Sebastian>: Do you still go to gym and stuff?

[13:28:22] % Direktor Can you train?

[13:35:53] % Direktor Kek

[13:36:05] % Direktor McFit sees the inherent problem, yes

[13:36:23] % Direktor It's all about willpower, 2 months in and it becomes Automatismus

[13:36:30] % Direktor What kind of Hund?

[13:38:20] % Direktor :(

[13:38:22] % Direktor Smh

[13:38:32] % Direktor That was kind of you to adpot ze Hund

[13:41:04] % Direktor Lel

[13:41:33] % Direktor Shooting blanks, my mans

[13:41:35] % Direktor Kek

[13:41:51] % Direktor Can I even

[13:41:56] % Direktor !bang

[13:42:02] % Direktor Kek

[13:42:14] % Direktor I refuse to play that dumbass game

[13:42:44] % Direktor Duckhunt on the Nintendo was annoying enough

[13:42:55] % Direktor Basiert

[13:42:59] % Direktor Fuck Rizon

[13:43:09] % Direktor It's a trannie/pedo server anyways

[13:43:11] % Direktor Hehehehe

[13:43:47] % Direktor Most definitely

[13:45:24] % Direktor Back in 2006, I believe

[13:45:33] % Direktor I made the error and started playing naruto-arena

[13:45:40] % Direktor Which was my induction into IRC

[13:46:17] % Direktor Peorth: Pardon me, kind sir; but who are you to welcome or escort me out of Rizon?

[13:46:49] % Direktor I've lurked this horrid place since 2006/2007

[13:47:25] % Direktor Peorth: A fate worse than death

[13:47:35] % Direktor I pity you, sir; but you have my gratitude

[13:48:06] % Direktor Sebastian: kek

[13:48:22] % Direktor I too, have gotten mega Ärger for making huge dial-up bills

[13:48:28] % Direktor Back in the day

[13:49:18] % Direktor I come from Kroatien, so DSL was waaay advanced for us back then

[13:49:27] % Direktor Took fucking years to modernize infrastructure

[13:49:33] % Direktor I once made a 200€ monthly bill

[13:49:35] % Direktor I believe

[13:49:37] % Direktor For dial up

[13:49:48] % Direktor 56.6k

[13:51:05] % Direktor Peorth: I used to be glined back in the day

[13:51:24] % Direktor Dial up was the best for ban evading

[13:51:46] % Direktor Then when I got DSL, had to grow up and sort of behave

[13:51:48] % Direktor Kek

[13:51:56] % Direktor No bullshit, I dsoceverd VPNs

[13:52:00] % Direktor *discovered

[13:52:10] % Direktor That got me an extra year of shitposting and trolling

[13:52:18] % Direktor But then we did AlterIWnet

[13:52:26] % Direktor So I had to somewhat behave

[13:52:49] % Direktor Sebastian: Mmmm CS 1.6

[13:52:56] % Direktor I used to play Source on darksteam

[13:53:03] % Direktor Was somewhat good at it too

[13:53:26] % Direktor But nothing will ever come close to AlterIWnet COD: MW2 we had on here

[13:53:36] % Direktor That shit was like... top 3 best gaming experiences ever

[13:54:01] % Direktor Made me kind of stay on Rizon

[13:54:17] % Direktor Then they shut the serves down, since Bass got a cease&desist from Activision

[13:54:27] % Direktor A.k.a. NTAuthority

[13:54:33] % Direktor The greatest dutch autist

[13:54:58] % Direktor Then I joined chat from around 2012 onwards, I believe

[13:55:04] % Direktor Met Dwarf and the rest is history

[13:55:50] % Direktor Bold statement

[13:56:03] % Direktor jeff_stacey: Select dutchies rule

[13:56:11] % Direktor Like Dwarf and tyil, also Raya

[13:56:33] % Direktor Other ones are usually pedophiliac, annoying people

[13:56:38] % Direktor Or straight up hoes

[13:57:32] % Direktor There was this other guy, I believe hjis nick was "Wicke"

[13:57:38] % Direktor He was a str8 up dope guy

[13:58:16] % Direktor Kek

[13:58:18] % Direktor True

[13:58:23] % Direktor Man, I got nostalgic again

[13:58:31] % Direktor Musta've met over 1000 people on IRC

[14:06:06] % Direktor Ohai No_One

[14:06:30] % Direktor Sebastian: Heizung anmachen

[14:36:32] % Direktor Sebastian: Sorry, was doing a Dusche

[14:36:37] % Direktor I speak native German

[14:36:43] % Direktor Mir können's auch so machen

[14:37:03] % Direktor Oder besser auf Englisch, ansonsten dreht mir der kleine Nordire duach hehe

[14:37:38] % Direktor herald: touch grass, friend

[14:38:17] % Direktor Not your bucko, buddy

[14:38:22] % Direktor :)

[14:38:35] % Direktor Not your pal, chum

[14:38:54] % Direktor KEK

[14:39:00] % Direktor Superbased

[14:39:22] % Direktor Shit turned spicy real quick

[14:39:57] % Direktor herald: this is the kind of fanfic porno ComputerTech enjoys

[14:40:39] % Direktor Nein, make him wörk

[14:40:45] % Direktor He works like half days mon-fri

[14:40:55] % Direktor Discipline him

[14:41:54] % Direktor "Arbeiten" ist ein spanisches Gericht, für den jungen Herrn

[15:09:41] % Direktor Ah

[15:09:49] % Direktor Hab a wonderful discussion with my neighbor over the window

[15:10:01] % Direktor We discussed the future of IT, SAP, aliens, politics

[15:10:26] % Direktor My neck hurts a bit, though

[15:10:57] % Direktor Hello Hotties

[15:12:13] % Direktor Sebastian is finer, doe

[15:12:18] % Direktor Frogorg: No, you're not

[15:12:25] % Direktor Why would you proclaim such a dumb thing

[15:12:40] % Direktor Fuck, I need to eat again

[15:12:44] % Direktor REEEE

[15:14:23] % Direktor >Get out of Schlafanzug

[15:14:28] % Direktor >16:14h

[15:14:31] % Direktor Bruh moment .__.

[15:15:23] % Direktor KEK

[15:15:41] % Direktor Hallo? Rechtschreibungszentrale?

[15:15:47] % Direktor Ich möchte eine Anzeige tätigen...

[15:18:12] % Direktor I'mma tell you what R. Kelly told that young teenager he urinated on:

[15:18:16] % Direktor Rest.. In.. Piss...

[15:18:22] % Direktor 8)

[15:36:07] % Direktor I almost said

[15:36:16] % Direktor "Stop advertising zis chan in public, fgt"

[15:36:19] % Direktor But then I noticed

[15:36:23] % Direktor Zis is different

[15:36:31] % Direktor Good job, you made him leave

[15:36:42] % Direktor KEK

[15:36:44] % Direktor ME??

[15:36:53] % Direktor Ore-sama da?

[15:53:38] % Direktor Are?

[15:54:47] % Direktor ComputerTech: Fuck your "huh" train

[15:54:51] % Direktor My train is better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAfFhaA3sIM

[15:55:11] % Direktor D4C has evolved!

[15:55:15] % Direktor RABU TUREIN

[15:59:58] % Direktor Ah, sent 50 quid to earthquake relief for Turkey

[16:00:06] % Direktor I sympathize with the old enemy

[16:00:21] % Direktor And my gf is turkish too but from Euro side

[16:00:35] % Direktor One of my best buddies is half turk, half kurd

[16:00:37] % Direktor So meh

[16:00:45] % Direktor Croatia had a massive earthquake too in 2021

[16:00:53] % Direktor Turkey helped out too

[16:01:10] % Direktor Why tf has europe become earthquake central, no idea

[16:01:16] % Direktor Goddamn tectonic plates

[16:01:55] % Direktor LMFAO

[16:01:58] % Direktor No shit, island boy

[16:02:16] % Direktor Hope God strikes a massive thunderstorm

[16:02:23] % Direktor To split the fair republic away from you heathens

[16:02:29] % Direktor yournamehere: hardly

[16:02:38] % Direktor I'd week for yamamori izakaya though

[16:02:44] % Direktor *weep

[16:02:49] % Direktor And Cassidy's pub

[16:03:41] % Direktor Gah, what's his name

[16:03:44] % Direktor It isn't Pearse

[16:03:46] % Direktor LARKIN

[16:03:47] % Direktor Yes

[16:03:54] % Direktor Larkin is in city centre

[16:04:07] % Direktor Jim larkin

[16:04:20] % Direktor https://www.tripadvisor.de/Attraction_Review-g186605-d4206658-Reviews-Jim_Larkin_Statue-Dublin_County_Dublin.html

[16:04:25] % Direktor And the spire behind him

[16:04:30] % Direktor My first sight of the town

[16:04:40] % Direktor Thought to meself "Christ, what a retarded viewpoint"

[16:04:45] % Direktor "Thefuck's the point"

[16:04:55] % Direktor Not one highrise building

[16:05:02] % Direktor But they have that retarded stick hanging out

[16:05:21] % Direktor Sometimes I miss the city centre

[16:05:26] % Direktor That familiar stench

[16:05:32] % Direktor Pikeys muckin' about

[16:05:39] % Direktor Foreigners asking for directions

[16:05:41] % Direktor Ahhh

[16:05:54] % Direktor Need to visit Dublin sometimes soon, smh

[16:14:12] % Direktor :|

[16:14:22] % Direktor What's the point of that bloody game, if you're going to cheat

[16:14:52] % Direktor Literal demoralizer, End3r

[16:15:13] % Direktor !bang

[16:15:17] % Direktor !bang

[16:15:19] % Direktor !bang

[16:15:21] % Direktor !bang

[16:15:28] % Direktor KEK

[16:15:34] % Direktor !bang

[16:15:42] % Direktor Lmfao

[16:15:52] % Direktor !shoot at the northern irish lad

[16:15:56] % Direktor !bang ComputerTech

[16:16:20] % Direktor !bang ComputerTech

[16:16:25] % Direktor !reload

[16:16:28] % Direktor !bang ComputerTech

[16:16:37] % Direktor KEK

[16:16:39] % Direktor !bang ComputerTech

[16:16:43] % Direktor JEBEMTI

[16:16:52] % Direktor hold still

[16:16:54] % Direktor swine

[16:16:58] % Direktor WHAT'S THE CHARGE

[16:17:00] % Direktor GENTLEMEN

[16:17:05] % Direktor THIS IS DMEOCRACY MANIFEST

[16:17:10] % Direktor *Democracy

[16:17:20] % Direktor Enjoy a meal

[16:17:26] % Direktor A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL???

[16:18:09] % Direktor !bang ComputerTech

[16:18:12] % Direktor FUCK

[16:18:16] % Direktor How do I throw that

[16:18:18] % Direktor Gayass water

[16:18:25] % Direktor !water ComputerTech

[16:18:33] % Direktor !DOUSE HIM

[16:18:44] % Direktor Thanks, fam

[16:18:56] % Direktor Anyways, thanks buddies

[16:19:03] % Direktor Now I'm back to not playing that game

[20:47:18] % Direktor Oh shit

[20:47:26] % Direktor It's MC Icedream!

[20:47:43] % Direktor Wie geht's, Kumpan?

[20:49:31] % Direktor malign: heil

[20:50:23] % Direktor AWS is op

[20:50:25] % Direktor With the offering

[20:50:35] % Direktor I haveth their cliud essentials practicioner course

[20:50:38] % Direktor *cloud

[20:50:43] % Direktor And am certified AWS partner

[20:50:57] % Direktor Nah legit

[20:51:00] % Direktor I got a course paid

[20:51:02] % Direktor I did it

[20:51:12] % Direktor LAter found out our software isn't even on AWS marketplace LMAO

[20:51:18] % Direktor And we don't sell it with AWS

[20:51:26] % Direktor So now I'm a certified AWS Partner Sales

[20:51:31] % Direktor For a product I can't sell

[20:51:39] % Direktor These situations happen in large corpos

[20:52:02] % Direktor Why is malign axing the shit out of you?

[20:52:10] % Direktor Yes

[20:52:15] % Direktor Malign would kick your ass

[20:52:18] % Direktor He's a tradie

[20:52:24] % Direktor You're a farm-boy

[20:52:28] % Direktor But like.. The weak kind

[20:52:32] % Direktor Playing with computers and shit

[20:52:39] % Direktor The quirky farm kid

[20:52:41] % Direktor Who smells weird

[20:52:48] % Direktor Malign has those dad hands

[20:52:50] % Direktor And forearms

[20:52:59] % Direktor Bends wires and bends steel

[20:53:12] % Direktor Icedream: Freut mich zu hören

[20:53:18] % Direktor Joa, alles leiwig bei mir auch

[20:53:32] % Direktor Icedream: Send him my way

[20:53:39] % Direktor I can hook him up with some endpoint protection

[20:53:47] % Direktor I'll even give a discount, since he's your mate

[20:54:04] % Direktor ComputerTech: This fucking mongo

[20:54:06] % Direktor Bro

[20:54:25] % Direktor I've been in tech for 5 years now, lad

[20:54:26] % Direktor ;__;

[20:54:28] % Direktor You hurt me

[20:55:01] % Direktor Icedream: Too late now

[20:55:03] % Direktor Burn the domain

[20:55:07] % Direktor Or do forensics

[20:55:20] % Direktor h4: Das kannst zwoamal sag'n

[20:55:51] % Direktor >Landeskriminalamt

[20:55:53] % Direktor Kek

[20:55:55] % Direktor Much help there

[20:56:03] % Direktor Icedream: Send them my way anyways

[20:56:11] % Direktor So they don't get fucked again

[20:56:27] % Direktor I do, fam

[20:56:51] % Direktor Zis could have been prevented with proper groups, RBAC and endpoint security

[20:56:55] % Direktor And continous patching

[20:57:14] % Direktor ComputerTech: Shush, kid

[20:57:20] % Direktor I'm learning python slowly

[20:57:39] % Direktor :|

[20:57:56] % Direktor ComputerTech: I'n in IT sales for years now

[20:58:10] % Direktor Tech-Sales atm

[20:58:33] % Direktor Something like a technical account manager, if that makes sense to you

[20:59:02] % Direktor foxy: My condolences

[20:59:41] % Direktor ComputerTech: Being support for them is a hard job, I imagine

[21:00:04] % Direktor ComputerTech: Agreed

[21:00:36] % Direktor ComputerTech: You do you. Not my cup of coffee.

[21:00:44] % Direktor Yeah

[21:01:00] % Direktor I can do technical advisory but still like client communication

[21:01:06] % Direktor It's fun... Sometimes

[21:01:40] % Direktor Anyways, enough of this work talk

[21:01:45] % Direktor Back to the important topics

[21:01:48] % Direktor Yeah, so

[21:01:57] % Direktor malign would twist ComputerTech like a ringworm

[21:02:04] % Direktor With his Zeus like forearms

[21:02:14] % Direktor Forged by bending iron and leading wires through buildings

[21:02:19] % Direktor And disciplining mexicans

[21:02:22] % Direktor At the building site

[21:03:15] % Direktor malign gets told all the time "Oraaale, hefeee.. No trabajar es possible, eh esse, too hard, por favor senor"

[21:03:22] % Direktor Then he comes in and SMACKS them on the neck

[21:03:26] % Direktor And is all like

[21:03:38] % Direktor "Look right here, youngin'... Here in TEXAS..."

[21:03:43] % Direktor "We do work as God commands, ya hear"

[21:03:55] % Direktor And he strikes the fear of God in them

[21:03:57] % Direktor Shit gets done

[21:03:59] % Direktor Lmfao

[21:04:22] % Direktor >Oracle

[21:04:24] % Direktor Danke h4

[21:04:36] % Direktor Der kann garned lesen

[21:07:12] % Direktor h4: Scheiß Orakel

[21:07:20] % Direktor Fast so schlimm wie die IBM

[21:07:23] % Direktor Und Fortinet

[21:07:29] % Direktor No sorry, Infor

[21:07:34] % Direktor Fortinet is aight

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