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[00:01:11] wof mrinfinity: i do

[00:01:20] wof mrinfinity: you see my sql queries

[00:01:30] mrinfinity i forgot what we were talking about one sec

[00:01:30] wof h4 and ComputerTech couldn't help me with

[00:01:32] mrinfinity ill read up

[00:01:39] mrinfinity oh

[00:01:39] mrinfinity word

[00:01:51] wof mrinfinity: you write?

[00:01:54] mrinfinity fuck database management. everything should go back to flat files

[00:01:56] mrinfinity we have NVME now

[00:02:10] mrinfinity and 128GB of RAM is like ~$200

[00:02:25] mrinfinity just sayin

[00:02:33] * mrinfinity has done operations the last 10 years

[00:02:42] mrinfinity so i dont have all the cringe exp you probably have with databases

[00:02:46] foxy i am iron man

[00:02:47] wof our datawarehouse don't have 128gb and it's good

[00:03:04] wof its just about getting queries into views then pulling those views

[00:03:05] mrinfinity nice nice

[00:03:24] wof foxy: yes we know you can iron cloths

[00:03:38] wof dont brag

[00:03:47] malign !

[00:03:55] mrinfinity damn

[00:04:05] mrinfinity thats when you let her out the kitchen tho rite?

[00:04:11] malign Tequila brings out the mean drunkie :>

[00:04:20] mrinfinity thats why i dont drink

[00:04:45] mrinfinity i give the devil a run for his money and burn everything around me

[00:04:56] mrinfinity even God goes: ....

[00:05:05] wof i iron my own cloths

[00:05:12] wof you males are being mean

[00:05:22] mrinfinity .yt Song To Boost Your Energy

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[00:05:35] wof my wifes dont iron, i iron for them

[00:05:50] mrinfinity i grab stuff out of the dryer or my travel bag

[00:05:56] mrinfinity wrinkled or not

[00:05:58] mrinfinity clothes on and go

[00:06:01] wof they loves cloths but they'll steam it before iron

[00:06:01] foxy <~wof> foxy: yes we know you can iron cloths--->i buy clothes that don't wrinkle

[00:06:04] mrinfinity who needs iron

[00:06:05] mrinfinity or a wife

[00:06:12] wof foxy: lol

[00:06:26] wof mrinfinity: need an iron and wifes bro

[00:06:32] mrinfinity shes in jorts every day probably

[00:06:39] foxy leggigns

[00:06:40] mrinfinity wof: tried twice, nah

[00:06:42] foxy leggings

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[00:06:45] wof iron keeps it solid straight and wifes are always there fr you

[00:06:52] mrinfinity i figured but i didnt want to say it

[00:06:55] mrinfinity legs

[00:07:03] * mrinfinity googly eyes

[00:07:12] irishh Morning

[00:07:20] mrinfinity best wife = do you, i do me, balance out in the middle

[00:07:22] mrinfinity iron her own shit

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[00:07:25] mrinfinity ill handle mines

[00:07:45] * LimitServ set mode +l 216

[00:07:48] mrinfinity throw in dryer anti wrinkle

[00:07:49] mrinfinity done

[00:07:51] mrinfinity boom

[00:08:03] Frogorg hello irishh

[00:08:12] wof mrinfinity: i iron i'm a bitch

[00:08:13] wof ;(

[00:08:14] ComputerTech back

[00:08:14] mrinfinity same amount of energy to as ironing

[00:08:25] wof mrinfinity: my wife and cocubine doesn't iron

[00:08:27] mrinfinity oh you're one of them classy creased dress pants and shiny shoes?

[00:08:27] foxy .quote add <~wof> mrinfinity: i iron i'm a bitch

[00:08:28] Quotes [Quote] Added quote #338 by foxy

[00:08:28] Quotes [Quote] <~wof> mrinfinity: i iron i'm a bitch

[00:08:34] ComputerTech wof -_-

[00:08:41] wof ComputerTech: o/

[00:08:57] wof concubine w/e

[00:09:11] mrinfinity i got jeans, i have hoodies, i have socks, underwear, and bunch of suits that are tailored if i need them (in all sizes, skinny to fat)

[00:09:17] mrinfinity i dont understand why we can't all wear buttflaps tho

[00:09:22] mrinfinity and coconut shells for bras

[00:09:25] mrinfinity all you need really

[00:09:25] Zack I like my vagina.

[00:09:32] wof Zack: pussy

[00:09:44] mrinfinity tarzan and jane had it figured out imo

[00:10:23] mrinfinity damn gotta go do laundry and adult bbl

[00:13:34] Frogorg I should go to sleep but I want to play Cities Skylines

[00:13:51] * ComputerTech gives Frogorg a cookie

[00:14:04] Frogorg ComputerTech: I have to refuse, I'm on a diet and I'm out of macros

[00:14:06] Frogorg but thank you

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[00:19:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:19:10] ComputerTech !bang

[00:19:11] sur !bang

[00:19:11] DuckHunt ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:19:11] ComputerTech !reload

[00:19:11] DuckHunt sur > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:19:11] ComputerTech !bang

[00:19:11] DuckHunt ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:19:13] ComputerTech !bang

[00:19:13] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:19:14] ComputerTech !reload

[00:19:14] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[00:19:14] ComputerTech !bang

[00:19:14] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:19:15] ComputerTech !reload

[00:19:17] ComputerTech !bang

[00:19:17] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[00:19:19] sur !reload

[00:19:19] DuckHunt sur > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2

[00:19:19] ComputerTech !reload

[00:19:21] ComputerTech !bang

[00:19:22] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[00:19:22] sur !bang

[00:19:22] DuckHunt ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:19:23] crovax !meow

[00:19:23] DuckHunt crovax > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN

[00:19:23] DuckHunt *PEWWW* sur's bullet ricochetes on c0ded, thanks to their deflection modifier of 8%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[00:19:23] ComputerTech !reload

[00:19:26] ComputerTech lol

[00:19:27] DuckHunt ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[00:19:28] ComputerTech !rearm sur

[00:19:28] DuckHunt ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[00:19:29] sur D:

[00:19:30] DuckHunt ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[00:19:32] DuckHunt ComputerTech returns sur's gun to them.

[00:19:36] ComputerTech !bang

[00:19:36] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 35.441s, which makes you a total of 161 ducks (including 19 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 14 (duck eater). \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp]

[00:19:37] crovax scam bot

[00:19:39] ComputerTech \o/

[00:19:40] ComputerTech no u

[00:19:44] ComputerTech Peorth wins all the tim

[00:19:45] ComputerTech time*

[00:19:47] ComputerTech and he doesn't scam

[00:19:49] ComputerTech ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[00:20:35] sur scam

[00:20:44] * Mikoolo puts a potato in the bot.

[00:20:52] * wof coughs

[00:21:26] wof crovax: we have alligator alley

[00:21:35] crovax throw ct down it

[00:21:41] wof lol

[00:21:51] wof everglades ComputerTech rip

[00:22:10] Frogorg ohio Mikoolo

[00:22:17] wof gators will eat him like butter

[00:22:22] Mikoolo Nebraska Frogorg.

[00:22:36] * wof starts packing ComputerTech into 6 pieces

[00:22:37] tr [T] <Ryu> I'm from ohio

[00:22:56] crovax are people just naming places and peoples names at random now

[00:23:30] Mikoolo Yes.

[00:23:33] Mikoolo It's the new thing.

[00:23:45] crovax kentucky Lord255

[00:23:54] ComputerTech wof wat

[00:23:56] Mikoolo OR. Frogorg said "Oh hi!" to me, crovax.

[00:24:02] Mikoolo But wrote it as Ohio.

[00:24:09] crovax yeah that must be it

[00:24:16] Mikoolo And I just replied with Nebraska.

[00:24:19] Mikoolo Another state in US.

[00:24:37] crovax kansas Mikoolo

[00:24:44] wof ComputerTech: here in florida we have everglades where all the gators live

[00:24:45] Mikoolo Oregon crovax.

[00:24:50] ComputerTech wof, gators bad

[00:24:52] wof ComputerTech: also large snakes

[00:24:55] crovax wof shh dont tell him

[00:25:00] crovax ComputerTech its where all the sheep live

[00:25:00] wof ok ok

[00:25:02] wof i'll stop

[00:25:02] crovax youll love it

[00:25:03] ComputerTech crovax: :O

[00:25:10] Mikoolo New Zeeland?

[00:25:11] * FireWire gives ComputerTech a dram and haggis

[00:25:16] * ComputerTech gives FireWire some aussie beer

[00:25:16] ComputerTech :>

[00:25:25] wof ComputerTech: its a great place to be in 6 pieces

[00:25:28] FireWire sod off :PPPPPPP

[00:25:28] ComputerTech wof o.O

[00:25:30] ComputerTech FireWire: hehe

[00:25:35] Mikoolo ComputerTech, you should move to China.

[00:25:35] wof <_<

[00:25:36] wof >_>

[00:25:39] Mikoolo They have the most cheep.

[00:25:40] ComputerTech Mikoolo: y

[00:25:41] Mikoolo Sheep*

[00:25:46] ComputerTech 👀

[00:25:49] wof china is expensive

[00:25:51] crovax ComputerTech should move to north korea

[00:25:54] wof i looked into moving to hong kong

[00:25:59] Mikoolo Australia has the third largest sheep population.

[00:26:00] ComputerTech crovax: ;(

[00:26:09] FireWire we don't have as much sheep as we used to

[00:26:17] FireWire ComputerTech took em lol

[00:26:18] crovax thanks to ct

[00:26:20] ComputerTech >:D

[00:26:27] crovax damnit ct this is why we cant have nice things

[00:26:34] ComputerTech that's what wof says!

[00:26:36] ComputerTech copycat

[00:26:36] wof crovax: hong kong is more expensive than nyc

[00:26:36] ComputerTech ;(

[00:26:53] wof its like manhattan on meth

[00:26:57] Mikoolo Move to Melbourne, Australia.

[00:27:02] crovax yeah hk gets nuts

[00:27:11] crovax singapore gets really nuts

[00:27:18] Mikoolo Move to Taiwan instead.

[00:27:29] Mikoolo Before china invades it.

[00:28:01] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:28:04] ComputerTech !bang

[00:28:04] FireWire !meow

[00:28:04] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[00:28:04] DuckHunt FireWire > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.169s, which makes you a total of 41 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:28:06] ComputerTech ree

[00:28:08] ComputerTech ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

[00:28:09] crovax rekt

[00:28:11] ComputerTech ☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT

[00:28:14] FireWire teehee

[00:28:18] ComputerTech REEE

[00:28:19] ComputerTech (╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻

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[00:28:36] FireWire China will probably invade

[00:28:47] FireWire it's elections next year

[00:28:48] ComputerTech rip US

[00:28:49] ComputerTech :>

[00:28:59] ComputerTech china always cheats

[00:28:59] ComputerTech ;(

[00:29:05] crovax so does your mom

[00:29:09] ComputerTech ...

[00:29:12] crovax :P

[00:29:15] ComputerTech mf

[00:29:15] ComputerTech :P

[00:29:26] FireWire so there'll be a war

[00:29:34] ComputerTech there already is one

[00:29:36] ComputerTech ¯\(°_o)/¯

[00:29:40] ComputerTech one more can't hurt

[00:29:40] ComputerTech kek

[00:29:48] FireWire heh

[00:30:13] FireWire those balloons

[00:36:46] Saphir hey FireWire :)

[00:37:33] FireWire hey Saphir :D

[00:38:49] Saphir How are you doing friend :)

[00:40:31] FireWire I'm good and you

[00:49:12] tr [T] <Saphir^Lounge> cant complain here, just tired already

[00:50:07] * Rizon set mode +h mr8

[00:50:08] * mr8 joined #computertech

[00:50:11] FireWire how come

[00:50:16] mr8 wof was right

[00:50:20] mr8 ssh/mosh in to irc

[00:50:39] * mr8 will roll a fatty join in honor of the weechatz

[00:50:41] mr8 wuddup FireWire

[00:50:57] FireWire not a lot and you

[00:51:41] mr8 weed and music

[00:51:43] mr8 house work

[00:51:57] mr8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AtPTR3NSPY&list=RDimQ8NWpkD4Y&index=9

[00:52:54] FireWire sounds like fun

[00:56:19] mrinfinity i guess

[00:56:57] FireWire :D

[00:57:02] mrinfinity ;x ;)

[00:57:07] mrinfinity (^<_^)

[00:57:13] mrinfinity t(^<_^)z

[00:57:22] FireWire lol

[00:59:10] Mikoolo Blue shark is back.

[00:59:14] Mikoolo Wish I had some snacks now.

[00:59:46] Mikoolo Stream should start any minute now.

[01:03:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

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[01:05:16] * Rizon set mode +ao Rebel_n00b Rebel_n00b

[01:05:16] * Rebel_n00b joined #computertech

[01:05:33] * LimitServ set mode +l 219

[01:05:37] ComputerTech Rebel_n00b:

[01:05:38] ComputerTech sup colby

[01:05:55] Rebel_n00b hi hi

[01:06:00] ComputerTech (•◡•)/

[01:06:02] ComputerTech hows it going

[01:06:05] Rebel_n00b just chillin out

[01:06:10] ComputerTech nice

[01:06:10] ComputerTech same

[01:06:11] Rebel_n00b kids are finally winding down

[01:06:15] Rebel_n00b crazy creatures

[01:06:18] ComputerTech \o/

[01:06:18] ComputerTech you drinking?

[01:06:35] Rebel_n00b just poured some vodka and oj

[01:06:36] Rebel_n00b lol

[01:06:44] ComputerTech nice

[01:08:00] DuckHunt The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[01:08:33] No_One https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FotPl3PXEAAbhGO?format=jpg&name=900x900

[01:09:49] Mikoolo It's marketing.

[01:10:00] DuckHunt -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:10:03] ComputerTech !bang

[01:10:03] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 2/3

[01:10:04] ComputerTech !reload

[01:10:04] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 1/3

[01:10:04] ComputerTech !bang

[01:10:05] DuckHunt ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.617s, which makes you a total of 162 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:10:06] ComputerTech :>

[01:10:13] Mikoolo ComputerTech, you better eat that.

[01:10:44] ComputerTech (•̀ᴗ•́)و

[01:10:47] * ComputerTech gives the duck to Mikoolo

[01:10:51] Mikoolo No

[01:10:55] ComputerTech y

[01:10:59] ComputerTech i'm a pescatarian

[01:10:59] Mikoolo You should pluck it. Empty it.

[01:11:01] Mikoolo Cook it.

[01:11:04] Mikoolo And eat it.

[01:11:12] ComputerTech :(

[01:11:16] ComputerTech poor ducky

[01:11:16] Mikoolo Or are you hunting for sports?

[01:11:20] Mikoolo For the joy of killing ducks?

[01:11:21] ComputerTech sports

[01:11:21] ComputerTech yes

[01:11:21] ComputerTech (⚆ ʖ̯⚆) 👍

[01:11:23] ComputerTech yes

[01:11:38] Mikoolo Duck is imo better than chicken.

[01:11:51] ComputerTech last time i had anything besides fish

[01:11:52] ComputerTech i was 4

[01:11:53] ComputerTech so...

[01:11:53] ComputerTech lol

[01:12:06] Mikoolo Was it a choice or forced on you by your parents?

[01:12:36] ComputerTech choice

[01:12:42] Mikoolo Doubt it at that age.

[01:12:42] ComputerTech me and my brother sorta forced them

[01:12:45] ComputerTech they ate meat

[01:12:50] ComputerTech until my brother convinved them not to

[01:12:51] ComputerTech lol

[01:12:59] ComputerTech mostly my brother tbh

[01:13:03] ComputerTech because we live in the country

[01:13:10] ComputerTech having cows as pets was common

[01:13:49] Mikoolo Never stopped me from eating reindeers, cows, sheep, chicken, beer, moonshine, ants.

[01:14:04] No_One https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fos44tAXEAAsslW?format=jpg

[01:14:52] No_One Mikoolo: What's to stop you from eating 100k ants at once while covered in honey?

[01:15:16] Mikoolo I wouldn't even attempt doing that.

[01:15:17] ComputerTech :O

[01:15:38] Mikoolo But we could do that to ComputerTech, No_One.

[01:15:49] Mikoolo But dig a nice shoulder deep pit for him first.

[01:16:13] ComputerTech :(

[01:16:27] * Mikoolo digs a shoulder deep pit for ComputerTech.

[01:16:32] Mikoolo Here, get in.

[01:16:34] * ComputerTech kicks Mikoolo

[01:16:35] ComputerTech :>

[01:16:41] Mikoolo Theres a potato in the bottom!

[01:16:47] ComputerTech WAT

[01:16:48] ComputerTech gibz

[01:16:56] Mikoolo Go into the pit and get it!

[01:17:14] Mikoolo Wait.

[01:17:20] Mikoolo I've seen people escape from this.

[01:17:21] * ComputerTech waits in pit

[01:17:22] ComputerTech :(

[01:17:28] * Mikoolo ties ComputerTech's arms and legs with rope.

[01:17:42] * Mikoolo covers the pit with soil so only ComputerTech's head is above ground.

[01:17:54] Mikoolo There

[01:18:07] ComputerTech o.o

[01:18:09] * Mikoolo pours honey on ComputerTech's head and a trail to neary anthills.

[01:18:13] * ComputerTech noms

[01:18:15] Mikoolo nearby*

[01:18:23] ComputerTech ...

[01:18:24] ComputerTech :(

[01:18:26] ComputerTech y

[01:18:44] Mikoolo So you get to know one of the meanest evilest execution methods.

[01:18:49] ComputerTech ;-;

[01:18:54] Mikoolo But if you survive I'll forgive you of all your sins.

[01:19:34] * ComputerTech survives

[01:19:35] ComputerTech okay done

[01:19:35] ComputerTech ;>

[01:19:42] NiniGeo2 Yay CT is here :3

[01:19:47] * NiniGeo2 gives ComputerTech a ComputerCookie

[01:19:47] * ComputerTech pets NiniGeo2

[01:19:50] NiniGeo2 :]

[01:19:50] ComputerTech aw

[01:19:54] * ComputerTech gives NiniGeo2 a uwu cookie

[01:20:07] NiniGeo2 Wooooooo, thx :3

[01:20:14] * NiniGeo2 crunchmunches cookie

[01:20:21] Mikoolo You wouldn't, ComputerTech.

[01:20:29] Mikoolo The ants would start eating you while you're alive.

[01:20:29] ComputerTech i would!

[01:20:30] ComputerTech ;(

[01:20:33] ComputerTech huh

[01:20:35] Mikoolo And you can't escape.

[01:20:39] ComputerTech reminds me of the time

[01:20:42] ComputerTech i would stick my hand

[01:20:46] ComputerTech in an ants nest

[01:20:54] ComputerTech and let the ants bite my hand lol

[01:21:00] * ComputerTech giggles at the old times

[01:21:10] NiniGeo2 D:

[01:23:14] sur you're fuckin weird

[01:23:22] ComputerTech sur, ikr lol

[01:23:34] Mikoolo He's not weird.

[01:23:41] Mikoolo He's completely normal.

[01:23:56] Mikoolo By irish standards.

[01:24:09] malign 😆

[01:24:35] ComputerTech Mikoolo: based

[01:24:49] sur @ustats ComputerTech

[01:24:49] ChanStat (UserStats): (ComputerTech) Lines: 9,402 Words: 23,188 Letters: 113,363. Most active at 07:00 PM UTC. Most active channel #computertech. Ranked 12 out of 274 users with 121 lines today. Quote: tbf i used his web to tie you down, so...

[01:26:28] mr8 .weather 74344

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[01:27:00] * mrFrozt puff puff

[01:32:19] End3r @ustats

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[01:32:24] crovax .w

[01:32:24] Internets :: Miami, USA :: Conditions Scattered Clouds :: Temperature 24.88C / 76.784F :: Pressure 1017mb :: Humidity 85% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/4164138 ::

[01:32:26] tr [T] <@Saphir> stop killing ComputerTech or he becomes an endangered species at one point :D

[01:32:33] crovax lol

[01:38:47] ComputerTech .quote search thebaine

[01:38:48] Quotes [Quote] #18 added by DICK 1 year 43 weeks 3 days 8 hours 34 seconds ago.

[01:38:48] Quotes [Quote] * thebaine-_- has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

[01:38:55] ComputerTech .quote search python

[01:38:55] Quotes [Quote] #336 added by ComputerTech 4 hours 31 minutes 29 seconds ago.

[01:38:55] Quotes [Quote] <kisser> Why does Python live on land? By the way? <kisser> Because it is above C level!

[01:38:58] ComputerTech nvm

[01:40:16] Phoenix it is above C level?!

[01:40:44] NiniGeo2 The joke is that Python is a higher-level language than C is.

[01:41:01] ComputerTech Phoenix: hehe

[01:41:04] Phoenix ahh

[01:41:07] Mikoolo No

[01:41:11] Mikoolo Python is a snake.

[01:41:14] Mikoolo It does not live in water.

[01:41:19] Mikoolo So it's above c level.

[01:41:20] Mikoolo Sea level.

[01:41:28] Mikoolo There.

[01:41:29] ComputerTech lol

[01:41:31] Mikoolo Welcometo dad jokes.

[01:41:51] ComputerTech thx

[01:41:53] ComputerTech glad to be here

[01:41:53] ComputerTech ;>

[01:42:52] Mikoolo .wiki pythonidae

[01:43:13] No_One Mikoolo: Why, WHY? Must you destroy jokes by explaining them?

[01:43:24] No_One THAT'S MY JOB!

[01:43:24] ComputerTech lol

[01:43:30] ComputerTech ^ he's right

[01:43:31] Mikoolo No_One be faster.

[01:43:41] ComputerTech keke

[01:44:10] NiniGeo2 xD

[01:44:24] Mikoolo The worst programmers code in F.

[01:44:50] ComputerTech racist

[01:45:01] No_One Yes?

[01:45:07] NiniGeo2 Do you mean F#?

[01:45:09] ComputerTech D:

[01:45:13] Mikoolo No

[01:45:14] Mikoolo F

[01:45:29] NiniGeo2 I've heard of C and D and F# programming languages, but not F.

[01:45:40] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F_(programming_language)

[01:45:49] Mikoolo Not F#

[01:45:50] Mikoolo But F

[01:45:57] Mikoolo Influenced by Fortran 95.

[01:46:02] NiniGeo2 Oh dang.

[01:46:05] NiniGeo2 That's oldschool.

[01:46:53] ComputerTech .quote search hickory

[01:46:53] Quotes [Quote] (~y) Hickory dickory dock, your mom was sucking my cock. The clock struck ten, she went for a bend, I went full send. hickory dickory dock

[01:46:53] Quotes [Quote] #245 added by ComputerTech 15 weeks 6 days 10 minutes 51 seconds ago.

[01:47:11] Mikoolo Like all irish people ComputerTech is 416 when it comes to his penis.

[01:47:18] ComputerTech o.O

[01:47:19] ComputerTech wat

[01:47:19] NiniGeo2 lolwut

[01:47:27] Mikoolo The htlm error code

[01:47:30] ComputerTech huh

[01:47:32] ComputerTech .u 416

[01:47:32] Internets :: [1/4] 416 :: [the area] code for [toronto] canada and other parts of the [greater] toronto area ::

[01:47:33] Internets :: [3/4] Site-416 :: Site-416, located in parts of Asia and Europe, more specifically in Russia, near Mt. REDACTED, carrying out [containment] of [anomalous] entities. The objective is to preserve the [normalcy] of the ci... ::

[01:47:33] Internets :: [2/4] 416 :: The secret gang of [river side]. its named after the hotel room the [founding fathers] stayed [in o] thier dc trip. ::

[01:47:35] ComputerTech HUH

[01:47:36] Mikoolo Range Not Satisfiable

[01:47:39] ComputerTech ...

[01:47:42] * ComputerTech glares at Mikoolo

[01:48:25] Mikoolo And ToRS gets 402 as an answer when he tries to pick of chicks.

[01:48:54] ComputerTech >TorS

[01:48:56] ComputerTech ugh

[01:48:56] ComputerTech :(

[01:49:07] Mikoolo 402 = Payment Required

[01:49:20] ComputerTech lolololol

[01:49:22] ComputerTech nice Mikoolo

[01:49:52] Mikoolo ComputerTech said this to the prostitutes that fingered him in poland. 502.

[01:49:54] Mikoolo Bad Gateway.

[01:50:19] ComputerTech >:|

[01:50:21] Mikoolo And everything except pescatarian friendly is 403 for ComputerTech.

[01:50:25] Mikoolo Forbidden.

[01:50:44] ComputerTech (ง'̀-'́)ง

[01:50:46] ComputerTech ( ＾◡＾)っ🔪 Mikoolo

[01:52:22] Mikoolo IRA had a 409 with UK.

[01:52:36] * ComputerTech looks up 409

[01:52:41] Mikoolo conflict

[01:52:46] ComputerTech lol

[01:52:59] Mikoolo 418 is not a real error code tho.

[01:53:06] Mikoolo I'm a teapot.

[01:53:10] Phoenix says to ComputerTech HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY: Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)

[01:53:15] ComputerTech :O

[01:53:21] * ComputerTech says to Phoenix: fuck you

[01:53:21] ComputerTech :P

[01:53:22] ComputerTech hehe

[01:53:24] Phoenix hahha

[01:53:28] ComputerTech ;D

[01:53:29] ComputerTech sup mate

[01:53:36] Phoenix you liked the opposite gender part right!

[01:53:44] ComputerTech hehe

[01:53:49] Phoenix ahh relaxin .. not doing anything constructive as such

[01:53:54] ComputerTech nic

[01:53:55] ComputerTech nice*

[01:54:08] Mikoolo A more subtle one is to use the same shower creme/shampoo as your boss.

[01:54:09] Phoenix what about you?

[01:54:17] ComputerTech Chilling rn mate, drinking

[01:54:34] Phoenix hehe of course

[01:54:42] ComputerTech :D

[01:54:46] ComputerTech it's saturday!

[01:54:47] ComputerTech or was

[01:54:47] ComputerTech :\

[01:54:50] ComputerTech still saturday night

[01:54:51] ComputerTech ;)

[01:54:54] Phoenix Mikoolo, then bending down to view some docs right next to your boss?

[01:54:56] Phoenix haha

[01:55:09] ComputerTech lol

[01:55:26] Mikoolo Yeah, especially when he's been off for some meeting and haven't been home with his wife or her husband for days, Phoenix.

[01:55:57] Phoenix hahaha

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