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Sunday, February 12, 2023

[00:22:22] Mikoolo Nebraska Frogorg.

[00:23:30] Mikoolo Yes.

[00:23:33] Mikoolo It's the new thing.

[00:23:56] Mikoolo OR. Frogorg said "Oh hi!" to me, crovax.

[00:24:02] Mikoolo But wrote it as Ohio.

[00:24:16] Mikoolo And I just replied with Nebraska.

[00:24:19] Mikoolo Another state in US.

[00:24:45] Mikoolo Oregon crovax.

[00:25:10] Mikoolo New Zeeland?

[00:25:35] Mikoolo ComputerTech, you should move to China.

[00:25:39] Mikoolo They have the most cheep.

[00:25:41] Mikoolo Sheep*

[00:25:59] Mikoolo Australia has the third largest sheep population.

[00:26:57] Mikoolo Move to Melbourne, Australia.

[00:27:18] Mikoolo Move to Taiwan instead.

[00:27:29] Mikoolo Before china invades it.

[00:59:10] Mikoolo Blue shark is back.

[00:59:14] Mikoolo Wish I had some snacks now.

[00:59:46] Mikoolo Stream should start any minute now.

[01:09:49] Mikoolo It's marketing.

[01:10:13] Mikoolo ComputerTech, you better eat that.

[01:10:51] Mikoolo No

[01:10:59] Mikoolo You should pluck it. Empty it.

[01:11:01] Mikoolo Cook it.

[01:11:04] Mikoolo And eat it.

[01:11:16] Mikoolo Or are you hunting for sports?

[01:11:20] Mikoolo For the joy of killing ducks?

[01:11:38] Mikoolo Duck is imo better than chicken.

[01:12:06] Mikoolo Was it a choice or forced on you by your parents?

[01:12:42] Mikoolo Doubt it at that age.

[01:13:49] Mikoolo Never stopped me from eating reindeers, cows, sheep, chicken, beer, moonshine, ants.

[01:15:16] Mikoolo I wouldn't even attempt doing that.

[01:15:38] Mikoolo But we could do that to ComputerTech, No_One.

[01:15:49] Mikoolo But dig a nice shoulder deep pit for him first.

[01:16:32] Mikoolo Here, get in.

[01:16:41] Mikoolo Theres a potato in the bottom!

[01:16:56] Mikoolo Go into the pit and get it!

[01:17:14] Mikoolo Wait.

[01:17:20] Mikoolo I've seen people escape from this.

[01:17:54] Mikoolo There

[01:18:15] Mikoolo nearby*

[01:18:44] Mikoolo So you get to know one of the meanest evilest execution methods.

[01:18:54] Mikoolo But if you survive I'll forgive you of all your sins.

[01:20:21] Mikoolo You wouldn't, ComputerTech.

[01:20:29] Mikoolo The ants would start eating you while you're alive.

[01:20:35] Mikoolo And you can't escape.

[01:23:34] Mikoolo He's not weird.

[01:23:41] Mikoolo He's completely normal.

[01:23:56] Mikoolo By irish standards.

[01:41:07] Mikoolo No

[01:41:11] Mikoolo Python is a snake.

[01:41:14] Mikoolo It does not live in water.

[01:41:19] Mikoolo So it's above c level.

[01:41:20] Mikoolo Sea level.

[01:41:28] Mikoolo There.

[01:41:31] Mikoolo Welcometo dad jokes.

[01:42:52] Mikoolo .wiki pythonidae

[01:43:31] Mikoolo No_One be faster.

[01:44:24] Mikoolo The worst programmers code in F.

[01:45:13] Mikoolo No

[01:45:14] Mikoolo F

[01:45:40] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F_(programming_language)

[01:45:49] Mikoolo Not F#

[01:45:50] Mikoolo But F

[01:45:57] Mikoolo Influenced by Fortran 95.

[01:47:11] Mikoolo Like all irish people ComputerTech is 416 when it comes to his penis.

[01:47:27] Mikoolo The htlm error code

[01:47:36] Mikoolo Range Not Satisfiable

[01:48:25] Mikoolo And ToRS gets 402 as an answer when he tries to pick of chicks.

[01:49:07] Mikoolo 402 = Payment Required

[01:49:52] Mikoolo ComputerTech said this to the prostitutes that fingered him in poland. 502.

[01:49:54] Mikoolo Bad Gateway.

[01:50:21] Mikoolo And everything except pescatarian friendly is 403 for ComputerTech.

[01:50:25] Mikoolo Forbidden.

[01:52:22] Mikoolo IRA had a 409 with UK.

[01:52:41] Mikoolo conflict

[01:52:59] Mikoolo 418 is not a real error code tho.

[01:53:06] Mikoolo I'm a teapot.

[01:54:08] Mikoolo A more subtle one is to use the same shower creme/shampoo as your boss.

[01:55:26] Mikoolo Yeah, especially when he's been off for some meeting and haven't been home with his wife or her husband for days, Phoenix.

[01:56:13] Mikoolo He'll go "Oh is that XXX brand?" and then you should start blushing and avert your eyes.

[01:56:19] Mikoolo Hopefully.

[01:56:27] Mikoolo And say "I need to go to the bathroom."

[01:57:07] Mikoolo Well.

[01:57:24] Mikoolo Some unions in sweden punishes you if you quit your job instead for getting fired.

[01:57:33] Mikoolo Some doesn't care.

[01:57:56] Mikoolo But best would be if your boss would try to fire you for that. If he believes that you might be sleeping with his wife.

[01:58:07] Mikoolo And theres a union represented at work.

[01:58:33] Mikoolo Just go to your union representative or call them, say what happened and your boss will face war.

[01:58:45] Mikoolo And you might get some extra months of pay or get your job back.

[01:59:13] Mikoolo You can't get fired from work if you're drunk while at work in sweden.

[01:59:37] Mikoolo Your employer is forced to provide you with rehab or counseling first.

[02:00:03] Mikoolo You can get away with loads of shit while at work.

[02:00:08] Mikoolo In sweden.

[02:00:28] Mikoolo Like me and my co-worker? We entered private property with our clearing saws and took down some small spruces.

[02:00:37] Mikoolo A day after the owner came and shouted at us.

[02:00:41] Mikoolo THe owner of the property

[02:00:47] Mikoolo Not the owner of the company.

[02:01:05] Mikoolo I was polite with him, ask him for his phone number so my boss could call him.

[02:01:33] Mikoolo Then one day he called my boss coz the boss hadn't called him and said he had seen us and that we used chainsaws to take down the spruces.

[02:01:57] Mikoolo Boss said he asked the guy if he didn't see clearings saws but the guy was adamant that it was chainsaws.

[02:02:29] Mikoolo So the boss said "He can pull us to court but now I can say he gave a false statement."

[02:02:43] Mikoolo Yeah

[02:03:24] Mikoolo ANd the boss and his son (they are both owners of the company) said they would have done the same misstake. There was no clear poperty markings.

[02:03:29] Mikoolo And the area looked the same.

[02:03:33] Mikoolo Like continuously same.

[02:03:59] Mikoolo Looks like part of the municipaly forest rather than private property.

[02:04:20] Mikoolo So the boss got our backs there.

[02:04:26] Mikoolo And the company would have been sued.

[02:04:30] Mikoolo Not me and my collegue.

[02:04:52] Mikoolo Yeah

[02:05:55] Mikoolo Fucked up, entered private property, yelling, calling, boss had our back.

[02:05:58] Mikoolo The tl;dr.

[02:06:37] Mikoolo Just some small spruces taken down.

[02:07:11] Mikoolo Know what I do with trees?

[02:07:17] Mikoolo He didn't.

[02:07:27] Mikoolo I wipe my ass with trees.

[02:07:33] Mikoolo Mmmm nice soft toilet paper.

[02:08:05] Mikoolo here ComputerTech. https://youtu.be/BpXtAhiKHBE

[02:08:08] Mikoolo Toilet paper for men.

[18:22:00] Mikoolo Looks like a rectal prolapse.

[18:22:03] Mikoolo But less red.

[18:23:10] Mikoolo End3r, just drink Jägermeister until you wake up.

[18:23:26] Mikoolo Then continue 3 times more, End3r.

[18:23:48] Mikoolo The 56 herbs and spices in Jägermeister cures everything.

[18:24:21] Mikoolo There is no clinical test trial based proof that it cures cancer but I will tell you, it does cure cancer!

[18:24:53] Mikoolo Frogorg thats why theres also spices in it.

[18:25:06] Mikoolo They together make the number 56.

[18:25:35] Mikoolo h4 have I told you about the most downloaded mobile game with photorealistic graphics and an engaging campaign?

[18:26:09] Mikoolo RAID SHADOW LEGENDS! Use my invite code Askadsdhasuda78y219hgh to get 1 free skin for your favourite starter character, h4.

[18:27:11] Mikoolo Stardew Valley is nice.

[18:27:36] Mikoolo Real men play harvest moon on snes with the og gamepads.

[18:27:42] Mikoolo On a fat tv.

[18:27:46] Mikoolo Preferably 14"

[18:28:09] Mikoolo Thats why it's only real men!

[18:28:49] Mikoolo bbl gonna have a poop annd shower

[20:53:41] Mikoolo Frogorg https://youtu.be/mnoZ0MCHPQI

[20:53:57] Mikoolo streamer does not approve of her theme song according to the chat.

[20:58:28] Mikoolo Rimworld?

[20:59:12] Mikoolo Hot

[20:59:16] Mikoolo Can I watch?

[20:59:22] Mikoolo Oh

[20:59:24] Mikoolo It's a joke.

[21:03:57] Mikoolo Well.

[21:04:08] Mikoolo Dr_DICK used to play Rimworld, Frogorg.

[21:13:03] Mikoolo By a short old man with a huge beard and a walker.

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