Monday, February 20, 2023
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cvey
yep, typing this from dwm+ arch
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Serion
use windows tho :C
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ComputerTech
乁( . ര ʖ̯ ര . )ㄏ乁( . ര ʖ̯ ര . )ㄏ
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PapaFrog
Come one, ComputerTech, don't be sheepish!
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Serion
windows key + . tho
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ComputerTech
gives PapaFrog a beer
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cvey
ComputerTech: I did that as well until I realized all the software I ran natively supported linux, and here I am
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PapaFrog
ComputerTech: He already has.
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cvey
i would like to apologize
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PapaFrog
cvey: You are already apologizing? Sure you aren't a Canuck??
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herald
there are a mountain of euro people on irc
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foxy
PapaFrog: he could be from California
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ComputerTech
herald, i'll toss a mountain on top of you
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PapaFrog
foxy: He didn't say "dude"
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cvey
PapaFrog: what i meant was i would like to apologize *grill sizzling in the background, cooking burgers*
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PapaFrog
cvey: With guns shooting into the air?
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foxy
no one from Cali says dude anymore
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ComputerTech
cvey, what toppings for the burger? 👀
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cvey
and eagles flying around, too
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Billy
i say dude all the time.
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Billy
even my mom says dude.
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Billy
i call my mom dude.
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Billy
it's normal.
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PapaFrog
foxy: dude, don't harsh my buzz!!
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Billy
yeah, it's the same.
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PapaFrog
ComputerTech, you cunt.
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Billy
dude is not a gendered term in california.
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herald
i bet ct says bruv
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Billy
well, unless it is.
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Billy
"he was a dude"
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Billy
is different than "look at these dudes"
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foxy
nigga for male bish for female
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PapaFrog
nah.. too much fat in those moobs.
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PapaFrog
I wanted to hang my TV tonight, but have the wrong screws.
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Ahsoka
Put your crime against Humanity's eyesight face away, you ugly homunculus gremlin's ass
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cvey
that was the most ireland thing i've heard today
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ComputerTech
we're both irish, so i know she'll not take insult to my insults
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cvey
just united states and canada
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Ahsoka
Beidh mé cac ar d'anam
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PapaFrog
ComputerTech: I'm so sorry.
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PapaFrog
Florida shouldn't be the US..
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ComputerTech
runs
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foxy
ComputerTech: gonna come visit me and JohnnySin
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PapaFrog
Florida man is not just a meme.
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ComputerTech
Floridians and Germans takeover this channel ;(
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ComputerTech
coughs at h4
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cvey
florida man takes over #computertech
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PapaFrog
So.. Desantis and anti-fascists..
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Ahsoka
Bíonn caidreamh bríomhar ag ComputerTech le caoirigh
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ComputerTech
.tr [00:14] (@Ahsoka) Bíonn caidreamh bríomhar ag ComputerTech le caoirigh
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Angel
[translate] "[00:14] (@Ahsoka) ComputerTech has a lively relationship with sheep" (ga to en, translate.google.com)
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ComputerTech
rapes Ahsoka
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herald
good heavens
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Ahsoka
rapes ComputerTech back
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ComputerTech
cums
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cvey
. Just cvey, nothing else.
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ComputerTech
can't wait for 20C+ temperatures soon
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ComputerTech
shakes fist
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herald
you live in horse poop town?
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herald
i didnt know this
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herald
endorsed by anon too
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yournamehere
I guess its more than a one horse town!
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Ahsoka
It makes sense he has a horse poop face
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herald
he lives in a poopyanon town
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ComputerTech
Ahsoka, your face will be covered in milk
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herald
his mama is hot af
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herald
so theres that
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 3 out of 227 with a score of 41449.
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ComputerTech
we'd be the #1 active channel on rizon
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herald
who is number two
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #pirates is 2 out of 227 with a score of 41599.
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ComputerTech
but #pirates(the game channel) is competing with us
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herald
tis no easy task to beat pirates
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herald
foxy plays to win
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herald
dont cry because your competition is winning
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herald
go steal her keyboard
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Rizon
set mode +o GK-KMFDM
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Ahsoka
If it wasnt for #chatter this would be the channel with the fewest brain cells
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ComputerTech
flies to foxy and beats her keyboard up
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Quotes
[Quote] 2 matches found: #50,179
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Quotes
[Quote] #179 added by ComputerTech 34 weeks 4 days 2 hours 45 minutes 49 seconds ago.
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Quotes
[Quote] <@vae> i like my women like i like my liquor <@vae> aged 15 years with a splash of coke
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Ahsoka
Im included in that
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Quotes
[Quote] #50 added by Foxy 1 year 6 weeks 1 day 2 hours 43 minutes 2 seconds ago.
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Quotes
[Quote] <~Peorth> if certain people in this channel were to leave, the average IQ would approach room temperature.
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ComputerTech
^ you sharing Peorth's opinion then :D
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Rizon
[Zack] The part's coming up where he says, "Monkey cheese."
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Rizon
set mode +o Zack
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
cvey > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
*BANG* xO' Xerus just get shot by accident by cvey. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt
cvey is demoted to level 0 (public danger).
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns cvey's gun to them.
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DuckHunt
cvey > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/1
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DuckHunt
cvey > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN
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DuckHunt
cvey > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN
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DuckHunt
cvey > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/1
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DuckHunt
cvey > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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cvey
I didn't realize I had to keep shooting XD
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > You just added an extra bullet in cvey's gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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bandit
ComputerTech
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bandit
why you ignore me
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bandit
you know fool
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ComputerTech
slaps bandit around a bit with a small trout
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Billy > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/4 | Chargers: 1/3
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DuckHunt
Billy > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/4 | Chargers: 1/3
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DuckHunt
Billy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.61s, which makes you a total of 38 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Billy
hi c0ded
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Billy
sup my dude
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c0ded
sup Billy
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c0ded
waiting for my friend to get here
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c0ded
gonna take me to the pharmacy
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Billy
roger that
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c0ded
then I'll probably mix some vinyl
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LimitServ
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Billy
I did work on the roof today until we ran out of shingles
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Billy
then i came in took a shower and i've been lounging in my bathrobe since then
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Billy
probably get a bong load goin here soon
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Billy
maybe some star trek
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Billy
We're getting solar pannels installed so we had to re-do some shingles (cos the fucking racoons go up there and fight and fuck them all up)
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Billy
they are getting bold, c0ded
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Billy
I hit one of them with a nerf ball the other night tryin to get em to go away (I agot a nerf gun that shoots these rubber paintball things, specifically for this)
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Billy
.....bro, thing stood up on it's hind leggs
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Billy
looked me in the eye
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Billy
like "sup, cuhhhhh?"
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c0ded
I just found my badass robe
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c0ded
in my storage
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c0ded
gonna wear that all day tomorrow lol
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Billy
that racoon looked like he was liable to rip my asshole open
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Billy
i stood my ground and stomped and he eventually ran
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c0ded
yea fuck that
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Serion
you have a nerf Chaos?
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Serion
the red ball things
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Billy
no. it's one of the uhhhhh fuckin
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c0ded
they're cute looking, but I don't wanna get near them lol
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Serion
they bounce all over?
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Billy
nerf rival
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Billy
is what i shoot at the coons
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Billy
....racoons. Shit.
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Serion
you can say coons, its slang for racoon?
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Billy
yeah but it's also a very racist term for black people so
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c0ded
get a that fun that shoots salt to kill flys
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Billy
oh i got that too
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c0ded
shoot that salt at them
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c0ded
they will leave
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c0ded
shoot that at them
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Serion
i got the laser sight for mine
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c0ded
that one
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Billy
oh yeah cos you can put a laser on a fly
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Winder
does it even work?
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c0ded
very much so
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Billy
yes they fuckoin work
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Billy
it's a shotgun blast of salt
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Winder
have you shot anybody in the eyes?
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c0ded
it kills flys in the air
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Billy
no but i got shot in the face
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Serion
it fucking explodes them if you do point blank
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Winder
i wonder how that feels
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Billy
by my dad
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Billy
not good
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c0ded
it's legit
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Billy
it does not feel good
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Rizon
set mode +o Kuro-chan
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Serion
used to shoot the other bartender with it
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Winder
i saw it for lik 15 bux, was tempted
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Billy
nah homie my dad was like 2ft from me
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c0ded
it will definitely get a raccoon to leave lol
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Billy
"hey, this hurt??"
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c0ded
I dared someone to shoot me in the eye with it
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Billy
well the balls were working
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Billy
not mine, i dont care if they work
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Billy
the nerf balls
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c0ded
cuz I'm a bit of a massocist
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c0ded
she didn't do it
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c0ded
cuz she didn't want to blind me lol
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Billy
I have a full auto pellet gun that looks like a mini gun
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Billy
c02 powered
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Billy
mini gun - chain gun
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Billy
whatever you wanna call it
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Billy
it's chain fed- a chain you fiil with pellets
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Billy
and takes a huuuuuge c02 tank
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c0ded
don't shoot the recoons with that
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Billy
and i had it out yesterday with the neighbor and my dad
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c0ded
that's fucked
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Billy
cos i have lots of steel plinking targets out back
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c0ded
just scare them away
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Billy
and my neighbor's drunk ass
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c0ded
they're just doing what they do
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Billy
SHOOT ME, DUUUDE
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c0ded
so don't kill them
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Billy
>no lol you dont want me to shoot you with this
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Billy
NAH ITS FINE
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Billy
I GOT LAYERS
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c0ded
brb, my ride is here
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Billy
>dude im not shooting you
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Billy
>brrrrrrrrrrrt
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Billy
"OW FUUUUCK WHY'D YOU SHOOT ME OWW"
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ComputerTech
(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)︻デ═一 ¯¯̿̿¯̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿̿ '̿̿̿̿̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪̀●́)=o/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿
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ComputerTech
¯¯̿̿¯̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿̿ '̿̿̿̿̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=(•‿●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿
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Billy
ok c0ded, roger roger, later tater, 73
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c0ded
bb in like 15 mins
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Billy
Didn't know you were with child, c0ded.
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Billy
Good luck.
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Billy
15 minutes is a pretty quick time to give birth i'll say that
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Billy
it's high time that I get higher
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Billy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.163s, which makes you a total of 39 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Kuro-chan
sets cookies by ComputerTech
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Billy
poisons the un-attended food
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ComputerTech
spots the Kuro-chan!
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ComputerTech
lifts Kuro-chan up
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Kuro-chan
wiggles
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c0ded
I knew he was gonna lag lol
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ComputerTech
pets Kuro-chan
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Kuro-chan
leans into pettings
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Billy
if he's driving he's allowed to
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Billy
also you both get high
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Billy
dont act like you wouldn't have lagged
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ComputerTech
makes new cookies with organic ingredients since Billy poisoned the original cookies, and makes them with Kuro-chan
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Billy
magically turns those cookies into horse sperm
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Billy
DICK-A-LY, DICK-AROO, MAKE THIS MAN EAT SEMEN TOO
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Billy
waves his magic wand
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PapaFrog
ComputerTech: How many Kuro-chan's do you need to make a batch of cookies?
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PapaFrog
You just have to chop it fine enough??
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hides
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ComputerTech
protects Kuro-chan
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ComputerTech
growls
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PapaFrog
I'm not the one that defined the cookie ingredient!
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ComputerTech
hides Kuro-chan in a deep sea secret room
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PapaFrog
gives Kuro-chan an air supply.
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ComputerTech
notes the room has an unlimited air supply along with unlimited organic ingredients to cook with
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.847s, which makes you a total of 181 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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cvey
ComputerTech, the big question remains: is your name based on this channel or vice versa?
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ComputerTech
cvey: this channel is based on my name kek
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cvey
lol thats cool tho
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cvey
ur famous lul
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foxy
.u ComputerTech
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Winder
lol good to know
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ComputerTech
gives foxy a good slap
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herald
double bacon quarter pound cheeseburger
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Winder
im sometimes asking computer questions
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foxy
no lettuce please
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herald
i dont like mushy pickles or onions tho
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Winder
hmmmm sometimes good i suppose