[00:00:01]
foxy
i need to grow my own
[00:00:05]
crovax
got 2 left and just need one for this evening
[00:00:12]
foxy
oh sorry crovax for changing your nick on nerds
[00:00:19]
crovax
didnt even notice
[00:00:22]
ComputerTech
[00:00] (&crovax) got 2 left and just need one for this evening
[00:00:29]
*
ComputerTech
runs
[00:00:31]
foxy
i had to make captainjack recognize you
[00:00:38]
foxy
but i changed it back
[00:00:45]
crovax
ComputerTech your mom is all i need
[00:00:50]
Kuro-chan
\( °□°\) FOXY! PRAISE BE! (/°□° )/
[00:01:06]
foxy
.yt dream on
[00:01:16]
foxy
i can eat tomatoes as a snack
[00:01:26]
crovax
drizzle some good olive oil and a pinch of salt
[00:02:00]
crovax
there's no alcohol in it though
[00:02:07]
crovax
you sure you gonna like that?
[00:02:21]
ComputerTech
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i could drink that shit
[00:02:37]
crovax
whiskey and oil
[00:03:20]
iwof
crovax: this irish mofo need help
[00:03:26]
iwof
to drink!?
[00:03:26]
foxy
alcoholics will drink anything
[00:03:30]
*
ComputerTech
pours olive pil lver iwof
[00:03:37]
crovax
this is why we cant have nice things
[00:03:43]
iwof
crovax: true.dat
[00:03:46]
dgw
does iwof look like a salad to you
[00:03:50]
iwof
crovax: ComputerTech ruins it
[00:03:56]
crovax
everytime wof
[00:04:08]
iwof
ComputerTech: you drink olive oil!?
[00:04:16]
crovax
helps the cum go down
[00:04:26]
ComputerTech
I'm Saying i would because it's fucking delicious
[00:04:45]
iwof
ok ok then we're good, yes olive oil is great for cooking, on salads, and bread dip and olives are great with almost everything
[00:04:50]
*
ComputerTech
runs
[00:04:53]
crovax
it's his preferred lube before he eats the ass
[00:05:11]
*
Kuro-chan
backs away...
[00:05:14]
crovax
oh sorry i meant me
[00:05:27]
*
iwof
walks out the door takes a left down the hall and exists the building
[00:05:29]
crovax
with a pinch of salt
[00:05:44]
dgw
no one else finds olive oil 😋 but olives themselves 🤮?
[00:05:59]
crovax
i love olives
[00:06:04]
iwof
ok i'm off to find my tackle box
[00:06:10]
ComputerTech
black + green Olivies + chill + garlic
[00:06:12]
crovax
the wholefoods here has like 20 to choose from
[00:06:15]
crovax
a whole big olive station
[00:06:23]
Kuro-chan
I had olives in last night's dinner
[00:06:53]
dgw
I don't dream any more
[00:07:04]
Internets
:: [1/8] smth :: The [shorter] [form] of "[something]" ::
[00:07:05]
Internets
:: [3/8] smth :: [Smth], [an internet] [contraction] for the word something. ::
[00:07:05]
Internets
:: [2/8] smth :: abbreviation for 'something'. / When chatting with someone,this and many other [abbreviations] -such as btw(by the way),[srsly](seriously),ty(thank you),brb(be right back),[j/k](just kidding),etc...- ... ::
[00:07:11]
dgw
are you sure you're 20
[00:07:17]
dgw
you Internet slang like a 50yo :P
[00:07:30]
ComputerTech
ask peo or foxy, they've seen my passport
[00:07:38]
dgw
> showing peo your passport
[00:07:49]
crovax
lemme see it too
[00:07:52]
dgw
he'll just use it to blackmail you later
[00:07:58]
foxy
august 5, 2002
[00:08:02]
crovax
send me a copy of it
[00:08:07]
crovax
and your birth certificate
[00:08:13]
dgw
Doxxy foxy
[00:08:17]
Kuro-chan
have I tried to blackmail you ComputerTech? :<
[00:08:21]
crovax
somethin like that
[00:08:31]
dgw
everything you do is black
[00:08:42]
Kuro-chan
dgw:That's the secret! :|
[00:08:43]
dgw
it's the color!
[00:08:53]
foxy
what's doxxing?
[00:08:57]
dgw
.u doxxing
[00:08:57]
Internets
:: [1/10] doxxing :: [Doxxing], by way of "name-dropping," is document ([doxx]) dropping. It's publicly exposing someone's real name or address on the Internet who has taken pains to keep them secret. Also spelled "[doxin... ::
[00:08:57]
Internets
:: [2/10] doxxing :: Douchebag activity where a [bozo] powertrips their way into [revealing] personal information with [malicious] intent ::
[00:08:57]
Internets
:: [3/10] Doxed :: Giving away [someone’s] private information like [a douche bag] you are like [max dressler] from tiktok. ::
[00:08:57]
*
ComputerTech
hides his momma
[00:08:59]
foxy
a date in august?
[00:09:01]
crovax
in the form of getting credit cards and loans :p
[00:09:45]
foxy
i'll never forget that one
[00:09:59]
dgw
Name: Tech , Computer
[00:09:59]
dgw
Last First
[00:10:03]
foxy
you can just give people that name
[00:10:15]
foxy
.u ComputerTech
[00:10:15]
Internets
:: [1/1] ComputerTech :: ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet [relay] chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.[Rizon].net, irc.[Irc-nerds].net) / / ComputerTech loves to sha... ::
[00:10:36]
Internets
:: [1/4] rizon :: An [IRC] [network], once [one of] the largest in the world. ::
[00:10:36]
Internets
:: [2/4] Rizon :: A name meaning: / / 1. [Wildly] [untamed] and [unstoppable] / / 2. Strong and heavy / / 3. Warrior of kindness / / 4. Magnificent and magical / / 5. King of my heart ::
[00:10:36]
Internets
:: [3/4] RIZON :: 1) a very [obese person] / 2) another name for [a fat] cs1.6 [player] ::
[00:11:11]
dgw
guess what, ComputerTech
[00:11:25]
dgw
in my 20s I too was on almost every IRC network I could find
[00:11:43]
dgw
then I realized it's not worth the effort to maintain that many bouncer connections if I never talk on them :P
[00:11:46]
crovax
i hated big public nets
[00:12:13]
dgw
when there's a cert error or other problem every time you check the ZNC settings panel, it becomes way more trouble than it's worth
[00:12:14]
Internets
:: [1/1] peorth :: A person who keeps [shooting] [poor] [ducks] ::
[00:12:26]
dgw
.u shooting
[00:12:27]
Internets
:: [3/10] shooting :: [Recording] a [photograph] on any [medium]. ::
[00:12:27]
Internets
:: [2/10] shooting :: [SHooting] is where 2 [niggaz] and a bitch on my bus start [crackin] jokes ::
[00:12:27]
Internets
:: [1/10] shooting :: The term used for when [two people] are [dissing] or making fun of each other, in a [matter] of fun. ::
[00:12:31]
foxy
who added that one?
[00:12:37]
dgw
.u superkuh
[00:12:44]
Internets
:: [1/10] mink :: Being or having [extraordinary], [high class], and/or [expensive] qualities. ::
[00:12:44]
Internets
:: [3/10] mink :: Someone who [dosent] or cant [afford] to [wash]. ::
[00:12:44]
Internets
:: [2/10] mink :: as townie, [charver] and ned / found in and around the [schemes] of [dundee] ::
[00:12:48]
dgw
.u delicious
[00:12:48]
Internets
:: [1/10] delicious :: Used to describe someone who is very attractive and/or has [tremendous] [sex appeal]. / See [Billie Joe Armstrong]. ::
[00:12:48]
Internets
:: [2/10] delicious :: [Food] [that taste] very, very, [good]. ::
[00:12:48]
Internets
:: [3/10] delicious :: A hottie that [has it all]. Brains, [Bod], Personality, [Tude], A True Goddess... ::
[00:12:55]
Internets
:: [2/10] cum :: Something boys do when they are [sexually] [excited]/fulfilled ([i want more] etc.) ::
[00:12:55]
Internets
:: [3/10] cum :: [An abbreviation] that [stands] for 'c u [Monday]’ ::
[00:12:58]
Internets
:: [1/1] Plophtotal :: Literally to rape or otherwise have sex with a door or other entryway. Often used to describe the process of *forcing* a door open by [pushing] [the bolt] back with a [screwdriver]. ::
[00:12:58]
Internets
:: [1/10] snack :: Someone [who is] [delicious] and [cute]. ::
[00:12:58]
Internets
:: [2/10] snack :: A [very hot] guy. [Synonymous] with [tasty treat]. ::
[00:12:59]
Internets
:: [3/10] snack :: that which is [less than] a [full meal] ::
[00:13:04]
Internets
:: [1/10] foxy :: Not refurring to a fox itself but is instead o [young and beautiful] women. Duriving from the ancient [british word] of [Foxismonitism], meaning attractive or sexually appealing, has evolved along ... ::
[00:13:04]
Internets
:: [2/10] foxy :: The Game [Five Nights at Freddy's] the meaning is a pirate fox that [entertained] children before being put out of order / / other meaning a sexy, or [hot person] mainly girls ::
[00:13:05]
Internets
:: [3/10] foxy :: [street name] for 5-meo-dipt / / a [psychadelic] [chemical] ::
[00:13:17]
dgw
is foxy a megitsune
[00:13:24]
superkuh
I wrote the UD plophtotal entry in 2003.
[00:13:25]
crovax
.u computertech
[00:13:25]
Internets
:: [1/1] ComputerTech :: ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet [relay] chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.[Rizon].net, irc.[Irc-nerds].net) / / ComputerTech loves to sha... ::
[00:13:43]
crovax
nothing about sheep?
[00:13:49]
dgw
$g megitsune official
[00:13:54]
dgw
.................................................
[00:13:56]
Internets
:: [1/1] ComputerTech :: ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet [relay] chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.[Rizon].net, irc.[Irc-nerds].net) / / ComputerTech loves to sha... ::
[00:14:00]
foxy
yes i am female
[00:14:06]
Internets
:: [1/1] ComputerTech :: ComputerTech is on every IRC (internet [relay] chat) network. Has no knowledge of fixing computers. Has the channel #ComputerTech (irc.[Rizon].net, irc.[Irc-nerds].net) / / ComputerTech loves to sha... ::
[00:14:14]
dgw
.shutup ComputerTech
[00:14:19]
foxy
how many times you gonna do your name?
[00:14:32]
foxy
bandit, used to have ComputerTech.gay
[00:15:00]
Internets
:: YouTube BABYMETAL - メギツネ - MEGITSUNE (OFFICIAL) :: (04:10) :: Views 82,883,459 :: Rating [+] 832,693 likes [+] 832,693 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[00:15:00]
crovax
that sites not up anymore
[00:16:07]
dgw
computertech.gay isn't released back to the general domain list yet
[00:16:11]
dgw
says "make offer"
[00:16:43]
dgw
computer.tech $10,917/yr at porkbun
[00:16:45]
ComputerTech
but i dont wanna pay 5k for a fucking domain
[00:16:57]
ComputerTech
WHY IS EVERYONE SUGGESTING PORKBUN TODAY
[00:16:58]
foxy
that sounds really good
[00:17:02]
dgw
because they're good
[00:17:13]
dgw
fuck namecheap
[00:17:47]
dgw
NC made whois privacy free when they were required to do it by GDPR by raising their prices for everything
[00:17:59]
dgw
I moved off 'em after that bs, since some of my TLDs don't even support it
[00:18:15]
superkuh
I miss whois so much. The internet was a much smaller more person to person place back then.
[00:18:16]
dgw
charge me extra for a free service that doesn't work, sure
[00:18:47]
dgw
I actually prefer to use cloudflare registrar for at-cost regs, but they lack a lot of TLDs
[00:18:56]
superkuh
I registered googlesearchonlyreturns400results.lol this year for my joke domain.
[00:19:17]
superkuh
I use namecheap because I can register domains without any personal information using only bitcoin.
[00:19:18]
dgw
porkbun is my fallback, but I also check tld-list.com every so often to compare rates
[00:19:23]
End3r
I feel the need, the need for weed.
[00:19:28]
superkuh
My account without info was grandfathered in.
[00:19:40]
dgw
when I can
[00:19:44]
dgw
they're cheapest
[00:19:54]
superkuh
But also the worst for internet health.
[00:19:55]
*
ComputerTech
checks it out
[00:20:15]
dgw
you can have multiple friends
[00:20:18]
dgw
it's allowed!
[00:21:24]
ComputerTech
"computertech.com is unavailable because it is registered already. If you already own this domain and wish to transfer in to Cloudflare, please go to Transfer Domains section in the dashboard."
[00:21:30]
*
ComputerTech
looks at namecheap offering computertech.com at 5k
[00:22:10]
dgw
NC shows me "TAKEN"
[00:22:15]
dgw
idk where you're looking
[00:23:52]
dgw
mfw star.tech is taken but returns 403
[00:24:02]
dgw
that's a real brand
[00:24:09]
dgw
they should seize it
[00:24:51]
Internets
:: YouTube Let's Get Rocked :: (04:56) :: Views 6,165,194 :: Rating [+] 62,592 likes [+] 62,592 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
[00:34:01]
*
dramo
orders some vegetarian cheeses from colbytech.net
[00:35:22]
foxy
that don't sound right
[00:35:36]
foxy
that's not even real cheese
[00:36:00]
DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:36:02]
dramo
i think all cheese is vegatarian
[00:36:03]
DuckHunt
dgw > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.476s, which makes you a total of 17 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
[00:36:03]
DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
[00:36:08]
dramo
just not veganistic
[00:36:18]
dgw
gotta keep your gun loaded, ComputerTech
[00:36:31]
DuckHunt
Syntax: !rearm <nick> | Returns their gun to a player that has been automatically or manually unarmed.
[00:36:37]
DuckHunt
foxy > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/2 | Chargers: 4/4
[00:36:38]
tr
[T] <&term99> fail
[00:36:43]
DuckHunt
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
[00:36:46]
tr
[T] <&term99> !bang
[00:36:46]
DuckHunt
term99 > *CLACK* JAMMED GUN
[00:36:58]
tr
[T] <&term99> rerro! <3
[00:37:05]
dramo
7 out of 10 ads were about cheese, colby
[00:37:12]
dgw
mfw DuckHunt understands bridged nicks
[00:37:18]
dramo
very raycis against dutchies
[00:37:40]
dramo
i demand reparation
[00:37:48]
dramo
payed for in cheese
[00:38:24]
dgw
"This repository has been archived"
[00:39:06]
*
ComputerTech
pets Worm`
[00:40:00]
foxy
worm, needs a raise
[00:40:36]
dgw
what's 10% of 0?
[00:41:58]
dgw
give worm the biggest raise you want
[00:42:34]
*
Kuro-chan
noses a ball of yarn over to ComputerTech
[00:43:17]
*
ComputerTech
tosses it lightly over to Kuro-chan
[00:43:27]
*
Kuro-chan
catches it and rolls around with it
[00:43:40]
Kuro-chan
HERE COMES THE GANTRITHOR!
[00:49:00]
DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
[00:49:08]
DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 8.264s, which makes you a total of 348 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]
[00:49:09]
DuckHunt
dgw > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
[00:49:12]
DuckHunt
foxy > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
[00:49:18]
dgw
damn it foxy
[00:49:51]
dgw
rea(r)m me daddy
[00:50:04]
DuckHunt
ComputerTech > gw could not be found in the user profiles list on #computertech.
[00:50:07]
DuckHunt
ComputerTech returns dgw's gun to them.
[00:50:07]
*
ComputerTech
pets dgw
[00:50:12]
*
dgw
purrs
[00:51:58]
dgw
did everyone miss that subtracting the second r from "rearm" makes "ream"?
[00:52:11]
*
ComputerTech
eyes dgw
[00:53:02]
dramo
i only see two rearm
[00:53:08]
dramo
both by the same cheater
[00:53:34]
dgw
ream me daddy
[00:53:57]
*
ComputerTech
runs
[00:54:15]
dgw
RAM me right in the CPU?
[01:00:58]
Ahsoka
People should be running from you not you from everyone else even though that helps since we only see the back of you when you are running
[01:01:54]
Zack
.quote random
[01:01:54]
Quotes
[Quote] <crovax> ComputerTech's mom is my fav woman
[01:01:54]
Quotes
[Quote] #330 added by ComputerTech 4 weeks 4 days 10 hours 20 minutes 38 seconds ago.
[01:02:48]
Ahsoka
Shes not to me she spawned this butt faced monstrosity
[01:03:10]
*
ComputerTech
cracks knuckles at Ahsoka
[01:03:23]
Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah
[01:03:51]
*
Ahsoka
hides behind foxy
[01:04:42]
foxy
don't you dare
[01:04:44]
foxy
touch her
[01:05:41]
foxy
i will use my kitana on your ass
[01:06:46]
Internets
:: [3/10] Kitana :: An amazing girl, not scared to [smack a hoe] when needed and doesn't take shit from anyone. Beautiful eyes, 100karat gold skin. Her dark aura is sexy and pulling and her dark eyes could [suck you in] ... ::
[01:06:46]
Internets
:: [1/10] Kitana :: A loyal and caring girl that keeps everything together. Her friends and family [appreciate] who she is , she’s a small [circle of friends] kind of [gal]. ::
[01:06:46]
Internets
:: [2/10] Kitana :: [Kitana] is a great person .you will always be happy around her she is goofyand yet serious at times if you find a [kitana] keep her close if [you lose] her in a relationship cut your loses because he... ::
[01:06:59]
Zack
Look at my dick. Look at my dick.
[01:07:00]
Zack
Look at my dick. Look at my dick.
[01:07:05]
Zack
You can stop now.
[01:07:15]
Zack
Dammit ComputerTech, I said you can stop now.
[01:07:24]
foxy
s/kitana/katana
[01:07:24]
Angel
foxy meant to say: i will use my katana on your ass
[01:07:43]
foxy
Zack, no one wants to see your little peanut