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Thursday, April 6, 2023
[06:42:08] Mikoolo Still awake \g?
[06:47:28] Mikoolo No thanks, c0ded, I just showered.
[06:47:32] Mikoolo Also bbl
[10:34:43] Mikoolo Colour it white. You mean white background and white text Audi?
[10:54:59] Mikoolo my baby shot me down
[14:49:58] Mikoolo Wait what?
[14:51:59] Mikoolo In memory of h4 and #computertech and wof.
[18:02:17] Mikoolo This is a decent spotted dick, Audi.
[18:02:38] Mikoolo Gordon Ramsay would say "Could have been made fucking better but we're serving regular people right now so it's good enough!"
[18:03:58] Mikoolo You should start a mobile kitchen and sell Spotted dicks, Audi.
[18:04:10] Mikoolo Food truck.
[18:04:17] Mikoolo And and sell spotted dicks.
[18:04:53] Mikoolo And every 3 months you add a series of collectible Dick themed cards. 10 of them.
[18:04:59] Mikoolo And switch them out.
[18:05:18] Mikoolo Like first month you got actors and famous writers such as Philip K Dick and Dick van Dyke.
[18:05:40] Mikoolo That customers get with each order.
[18:06:13] Mikoolo And everyone that collects all 10 cards each quarter gets 1 free meal.
[18:06:35] Mikoolo Am I in your will \g?
[18:07:06] Mikoolo I could inherit your nick.
[18:08:20] Mikoolo Also, put on your headphones and raise the volume \g https://youtu.be/8c7ZHCnQKDQ
[18:10:28] Mikoolo Nah h4.
[18:10:36] Mikoolo It's a spotted dick, h4.
[19:06:56] Mikoolo \g incase you forgot, konosuba spin-off started today.
[19:17:13] Mikoolo irishh
[19:17:15] Mikoolo A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?"
[19:17:15] Mikoolo He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"
[19:18:11] Mikoolo Any pretty women there?
[19:18:34] Mikoolo ANd jagged?
[19:19:07] Mikoolo No.
[19:19:26] Mikoolo \g I got a better one for the angel.
[19:19:35] Mikoolo \g did it hurt when you fell down?
[19:19:53] Mikoolo Because you're as beautiful as an angel.
[19:20:19] Mikoolo Oh yeah that \g.
[19:20:46] Mikoolo They all fell for me, h4 ;)
[19:21:07] Mikoolo I know \g.
[19:21:21] Mikoolo Is it abuse if the woman is a masochist and wants to be abused?
[19:22:06] Mikoolo I could not handle a masochistic fetish woman.
[19:23:01] Mikoolo One that gets wetter than the atlantic ocean when you call her a slut and that she should stfu and put my cock in her mouth, h4.
[19:23:29] Mikoolo Verbal masochist.
[19:23:45] Mikoolo Or one that wants you to spank her while doggy styling.
[19:23:50] Mikoolo Well.
[19:23:55] Mikoolo I could probably spank her.
[19:24:05] Mikoolo \g ever tried Bulleit Bourbon?
[19:24:30] Mikoolo I don't want him to be here.
[19:24:38] Mikoolo So \g have you?
[19:24:41] Mikoolo It's 90 proof.
[19:24:53] Mikoolo 45% abv for you ComputerTech.
[19:25:13] Mikoolo If you're at a bar right now, ComputerTech. Why the fuck are you even sitting on irc for?
[19:25:29] Mikoolo Oh I thought you were at one.
[19:25:40] Mikoolo Ah
[19:25:50] Mikoolo Getting drunk on Good Friday, proper lad you are, ComputerTech.
[19:26:16] Mikoolo Hope you find a nice man to make a woman out of you.
[19:27:05] Mikoolo h4 I think ComputerTech would look quite passable wearing a flowery dress or a lolita dress and makeup.
[19:27:55] Mikoolo Keep your blonde hair.
[19:27:59] Mikoolo And put on makeup.
[19:28:04] Mikoolo ASk your mum for help.
[19:28:13] Mikoolo Yee
[19:29:30] Mikoolo A military style lolita dress.
[19:30:10] Mikoolo Buy a bottle \g before you're done considering.
[19:30:36] Mikoolo Whenever \g is not on irc on a weekend he's with his pals, ComputerTech.
[19:31:44] Mikoolo ComputerTech have you ever considered wearing a dirndl?
[19:32:09] Mikoolo A dirndl.
[19:32:33] Mikoolo Dirndls are hot on a nice firgured woman.
[19:33:18] Mikoolo For non-cultured people you'd call it "Womens lederhosen" ComputerTech.
[19:35:57] Mikoolo Here ComputerTech https://external-preview.redd.it/TauOGUxvyQeTVZDr_OK7GNC6m9QsOh5DTORcCEPX9hQ.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=d4260128c22631c485646cef0d3d8f9aa5b93e2c the most famous botched boobs in porn. \g can probably name her for you if you don't know her name.
[19:36:19] Mikoolo \g the pic I linked there is with cleavage.
[19:37:04] Mikoolo She had her tits redone a couple of years ago.
[19:37:17] Mikoolo Her name is Lisa Ann.
[19:37:21] Mikoolo 50 years old.
[19:38:51] Mikoolo h4 what do you say about Oktober fest 2024 and we'll take ComputerTech with us? And make him wake up next to a Oma one morning.
[19:39:22] Mikoolo Not even to see ComputerTech drunk as a skunk with a Oma?
[19:40:09] Mikoolo And screaming "BRATWURST IST PESCATARIAN!"
[19:41:39] Mikoolo Do you even get it?
[19:41:52] Mikoolo Explain then.
[19:42:09] Mikoolo he didn't get it.
[19:42:22] Mikoolo Thats Joe Pesci, ComputerTech. An actor.
[19:42:52] Mikoolo He's in Lethal Weapon, h4.
[19:42:58] Mikoolo ComputerTech hasn't seen those movies.
[19:43:11] Mikoolo You should ComputerTech.
[19:43:35] Mikoolo ^
[19:47:51] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/hBu6yKXiwz8
[19:47:57] Mikoolo Watch that ComputerTech.
[19:48:01] Mikoolo It's from Lethal Weapon 4.
[19:48:09] Mikoolo You should watch the movies.
[19:48:48] Mikoolo FIGHT!
[19:48:49] Mikoolo FIGHT!
[19:50:23] Mikoolo Wait thats not the full scene, ComputerTech watch this afterwards https://youtu.be/KRCzNJE1prM
[19:51:10] Mikoolo Do you dislike action movies ComputerTech?
[19:51:19] Mikoolo h4 logic is not a common thing in Ireland.
[19:51:25] Mikoolo Thats why the lost to the black'n'tans.
[19:51:47] Mikoolo Thinking they would be fighting against black and indians.
[19:52:00] Mikoolo But they met ww1 army vets.
[19:52:07] Mikoolo Not veterianarians, but veterans.
[19:53:36] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/bKeW-MGu-qQ
[19:53:51] Mikoolo Yes it is available in 1080p bluray, ComputerTech.
[19:55:02] Mikoolo On of the most famous austrian actors.
[19:55:14] Mikoolo ONe*
[19:56:26] Mikoolo I see he's 4 mangers drunk right now, h4.
[19:56:38] Mikoolo 6*
[19:56:54] Mikoolo And that will turn into a bbl.
[19:58:47] Mikoolo I bet ComputerTech don't even know who Gavrilo was.
[19:58:57] Mikoolo D:
[19:59:04] Mikoolo He's the guy that shot archduke ferdinand.
[19:59:58] Mikoolo Yo Toni the tyger.
[20:01:07] Mikoolo Yee
[20:01:16] Mikoolo And not 2 hours from now but 16 hours.
[20:01:47] Mikoolo Naah
[20:01:50] Mikoolo Well
[20:01:51] Mikoolo Sort of.
[20:01:58] Mikoolo But only because he's at the pub.
[20:03:06] Mikoolo \g Good Friday should be a national holiday in USA.
[20:04:04] Mikoolo But apparently only 10 states observe it as one.
[20:05:13] Mikoolo Connecticut, delaware, hawaii, indiana, kentucky, louisiana, new jersey, north carolina, north dakota and tennessee.
[20:05:51] Mikoolo It took me too long to write that sentence. I think I should sober up a bit.
[20:07:44] Mikoolo Yee
[20:15:51] Mikoolo I bet your isp is throttling you again \g.
[20:17:10] Mikoolo foxy, dying light enhanced edition is free on epic store right now. Grab it while you can, if you use epic store ofc.
[20:17:34] Mikoolo Offer ends on april 16th 05:00 pm CET.
[20:17:45] Mikoolo April 13th 05:00 PM CET *
[20:18:34] Mikoolo Frogorg Dumle is dangerous.
[20:18:50] Mikoolo You can't stop eating it whilst drunk.
[20:18:55] Mikoolo No
[20:18:56] Mikoolo 2
[20:19:13] Mikoolo I got 2 single dumles left right now , Frogorg.
[20:19:18] Mikoolo 220g
[20:19:25] Mikoolo 440g in total.
[20:19:33] Mikoolo .cc 42 sek to euro
[20:19:38] Mikoolo Thats what I paid for it.
[20:19:49] Mikoolo For the 2 bags.
[20:20:00] Mikoolo They were on sale.
[20:20:06] Mikoolo Like, 50% off.
[20:20:17] Mikoolo Otherwsise I rarely buy dumle.
[20:20:25] Mikoolo I am also drunk Frogorg.
[20:20:49] Mikoolo Almost had half a bottle of 45% abv american whiskey.
[20:21:00] Mikoolo Since lunchtime.
[20:21:32] Mikoolo Can I use the same excuse as ComputerTech uses, h4?
[20:21:40] Mikoolo No
[20:21:54] Mikoolo "I ain't alone if I am chatting on irc."
[20:22:06] Mikoolo Then yes.
[20:23:01] Mikoolo How has your Mikoolo experience been this day h4? Normal or bellow/above normal quality?
[20:23:25] Mikoolo Just one.
[20:23:39] Mikoolo Let me check if scorpo has a new video.
[20:24:01] Mikoolo Nah just the old vietnam one from 6 days ago.
[20:26:36] Mikoolo Scorpo has awesome videos.
[20:28:57] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/Nrj2tmA_OOk @highlighteveryonecmdhere
[20:34:43] Mikoolo h4 you might hate me for this https://youtu.be/202LMVnU3W0
[20:34:49] Mikoolo More so than usually.
[20:36:42] Mikoolo ded
[20:36:48] Mikoolo ComputerTech strangled him.
[20:37:15] Mikoolo Better use the anus.
[20:37:25] Mikoolo He has touched the other two orifices.
[20:37:43] Mikoolo Is it enough?
[20:37:56] Mikoolo Use 2 condoms, with a layer of mustard between them
[20:38:06] Mikoolo So you get a audible warning if the first one breaks.
[20:39:08] Mikoolo Is that a challenge?
[20:39:37] Mikoolo Oh
[20:39:38] Mikoolo :(
[20:43:43] Mikoolo \g put on your headphones and listen https://youtu.be/8c7ZHCnQKDQ
[20:51:23] Mikoolo Saphir have you ever considered the nick Tapir?
[20:51:58] Mikoolo Kinda reminds me of the animal.
[20:54:27] Mikoolo ComputerTech https://youtu.be/cFMkZ1nHcWo
[23:11:28] Mikoolo \g you're allowed to hate it https://youtu.be/yfE6Btp_9Ww
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