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CrystalMath
sushi-chan: or someone who almost drowned
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c0ded
I wouldn't want to eat a human, but I'll eat a hot girl if u know what I mean
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sushi-chan
well c0ded be careful not to burn
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c0ded
if it's clean down there I'll risk it
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c0ded
u know, if she cleans the fish take , if u know what I mean
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c0ded
oh that's a good call back!!
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sushi-chan
c0ded why some guy called his dick "spyro" ? Because his dick can actually spits out fire
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sushi-chan
the biggest nonsense I wrote today
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c0ded
*fish tank
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foxy
where is ComputerTech
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c0ded
u write down jokes?
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c0ded
hey foxy
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foxy
i'm sleepy
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foxy
how are you?
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Ahsoka
dives on sushi-chan and eats while simultaneously snorting CrystalMath
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c0ded
still alive
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c0ded
I wrote down jokes myself sushi-chan
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foxy
ComputerTech, i need your paste link
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c0ded
on my bucket list is to do stand up comedy
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sushi-chan
ahsoka dont eat food and snort drugs at the same time haha
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CrystalMath
speaking of hot girls.... i had a fever recently
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c0ded
are u female CrystalMath ?
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foxy
thanks bitch
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c0ded
cuz if u are female, that's a pretty good joke lol
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c0ded
then it's not as good lol
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sushi-chan
crystal doesnt sound very manly tho as a nickname
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c0ded
if it was a chick and said that it would of been good
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c0ded
nah I was going off the sentence said
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c0ded
17:02:56] <+CrystalMath> speaking of hot girls.... i had a fever recently
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c0ded
meaning he's a girl that was hot from a fever
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c0ded
that's a good joke lol
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c0ded
but if he's a dude idk
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CrystalMath
c0ded: my nick was CrystalGirl at the time, i think since april 1st?
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CrystalMath
no idea actually, i wasn't active on rizon
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sushi-chan
yeah crystalmath has some gender identity issues lol
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c0ded
she just told me ur not female
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c0ded
so ik now
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c0ded
CrystalMath is actually a pretty good nick for either sex
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sushi-chan
well, I have trans specie issue myself
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sushi-chan
soemtimes I feel like im a spider
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c0ded
but biologically ur female?
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c0ded
u where born with a vag?
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CrystalMath
sushi-chan: the joke works better if you add some specifics, like "on wednesdays i'm a dinosaur"
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c0ded
irc is so weird that u gotta ask these questions lol
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sushi-chan
too many male pervs on internet
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c0ded
just so u all know, I was born with a penis
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CrystalMath
sushi-chan: i thought you were male based on your nick
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sushi-chan
when I say im female its a huge mistake bcuz they keep talking to me
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sushi-chan
so now I lie and say im male
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c0ded
that's so old school u would think asl is out of the terms by now lol
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CrystalMath
c0ded: yeah that does seem ridiculously anachronicstic
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c0ded
who still says that shit lol
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Ahsoka
I thought you were a rice dish thats mostly served with raw seafood in it
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c0ded
I've always been straight up with ppl on irc, girl or guy
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CrystalMath
i have a frien whose nick is Prissy_Tonkinese, guess the gender
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c0ded
and it got me a few irc gfs that I ended up with irl
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c0ded
so it's possible
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c0ded
just guys online semi stalk anything with a vag
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c0ded
so I get why girls would lie about what they are
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sushi-chan
c0ded, I was on omegle before. And "asl" was used often. I only was on text chat tho. Not cam one becuz I heard theres too many "penis" in that area instead of people's face lol
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foxy
did someone tie up ComputerTech ?
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sushi-chan
omegle was ok before even tho a few pervs
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Rizon
set mode +h c0ded
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Rizon
[c0ded] The one and only...
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joined #computertech
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DuckHunt
-.,žž.-·°'`'°·-.,žž.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
sushi-chan > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
sushi-chan > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 18.115s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
sushi-chan > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a silencer ! You won't frighten the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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c0ded
ik there's tons of omegle videos from cam chats on porn sites
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c0ded
heard ppl talk about it before
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c0ded
idk what happened
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c0ded
guess I was kicked
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c0ded
shrugs
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Angel
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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c0ded
wasn't just this chan, my znc must of dropped here
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sushi-chan
omegle turned into weird place
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Ahsoka
We know gender ComputerTech was born as, the real question is what species is he
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sushi-chan
ahsoka: hes not a specie nor a gender
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Rizon
set mode +h c0ded
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Rizon
[c0ded] The one and only...
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c0ded
joined #computertech
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foxy
well you need to set your rejoin to wait at least 20 seconds
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foxy
someone in a channel you share with is kicking you from that chnnel
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foxy
causing you to be killed
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sushi-chan
who is kicking him out of a channel?
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foxy
this is a kill message: * c0ded has quit (Killed (irc.rizon.io (4 joins/parts within 10 seconds)))
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foxy
he needs to set his join to wait at least 20 seconds before rejoining
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foxy
who ever it is has access in that channel they are kicking him from
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foxy
w/e channel it is
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foxy
once again
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foxy
i dn't know what channels he is in
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Rizon
set mode +h c0ded
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Rizon
[c0ded] The one and only...
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c0ded
joined #computertech
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foxy
could be from nba
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sushi-chan
maybe #saphir channel? becuz when I used to go there you couldn't come in if you didnt register/log in with your nick password but that changed now
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foxy
c0ded, you are not being ddos
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foxy
you are being kicked
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foxy
big dummy
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daveshere
joined #computertech
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ComputerTech
facepalms @ c0ded
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second2050
wait you can get killed by joining/parting too many channels at once?
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foxy
@seen deadly
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foxy
we had a fun quiz at work today
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foxy
question: star trek first contact: what is the date after Enterprise goes through the time vortex?
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Ahsoka
bullies second2050
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second2050
reverse bullies Ahsoka
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Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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second2050
sushi-chan, I'm good and you?
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sushi-chan
reverse snort crystalmath
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Zack
I'm smoking weed.
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sushi-chan
just annoyed becuz I always wake up in the middle of the night
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Ahsoka
Rag or dandelion?
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sushi-chan
I didnt even go to bed early this time
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second2050
you remind me, I should go to sleep >.>
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foxy
sleep is for the dead
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foxy
.yt sleep when i'm dead
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sushi-chan
if you never sleep for one full week tho you gonna be dead
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sushi-chan
and start have hallucinations
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sushi-chan
thats what wikipedia told me
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sushi-chan
sleep deprivation can twist ur mind/brain
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sushi-chan
is it ok to sleep with makeup on? lol I forgot to remove mine when went to sleep earlier
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Ahsoka
If you know how to remove make up from a pillow it would be an issue for me since i sleep face in pillow
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ComputerTech
beats Ahsoka up
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Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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dramo
harder !
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sushi-chan
dramo u said once u were born as a nose
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dramo
draws a moustache on sushi's face
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*
dramo
draws a clownsnose on sushi's nose as well
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dramo
now you re wearing make-up
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dramo
all ready for your date
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sushi-chan
i hope the mustache doesnt look like a hitler or stalin mustache haha
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joined #computertech
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Rizon
set mode +h JohnnySin
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foxy
$tell JohnnySin hi :*
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Angel
foxy: I'll pass that on when JohnnySin is around.
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sushi-chan
maybe "gang" is "hi" in another language, lol
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Internets
:: Prince George's County, DC, USA :: Conditions Clear Sky :: Temperature 24.71C / 76.478F :: Pressure 1017mb :: Humidity 61% :: Rain No Data Available :: Powered by OpenWeatherMap https://openweathermap.org/city/4366164 ::
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Internets
:: [1/10] gang :: A group of more than two people that [can't defend] themselves in times of trouble, mainly due to a [weak status] / of self [assurance]. ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] gang :: A group of people who join together to give themselves silly nicknames, rob other [poor people], sell drugs to their own [kin], and have babies. / / There are 4 main gangs with [tens] of thousands of... ::
[00:44:26]
Internets
:: [3/10] gang :: ~ CREATED BY NIAMHHHHHY ~ / [Gang] : a phrase used to express a [desire] to [befriend] someone due to good attributes that would make them perfect in your ‘[gang]’ ::
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dramo
i need a gang
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dramo
to sell me drugs
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dramo
and with ""sell"
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ChanStat
TorS (~DR10@king.of.jizz) was last seen messaging #chatters saying "x_ ratface and colby have tight ass" on Wed April 5 23:22:42 2023 GMT (1 hour, 23 minutes, 43 seconds ago)
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dramo
i mean give
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dramo
and with "give"
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dramo
i mean deliver
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dramo
that true, c-tech ?
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dramo
you got a tight ass ?
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dramo
and you show that to tors ??
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foxy
tors wishes he could get a piece
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Rizon
set mode +h c0ded
[00:48:17]
Rizon
[c0ded] The one and only...
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c0ded
joined #computertech
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Audi
We passin ass?
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dramo
apparently yes
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foxy
audi woke up for ComputerTechs ass?
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dramo
it s the ghost of tors that haunts this place
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Audi
controls raging spear
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JohnnySin
Bet you ToRs wouldn't say the things to me he does.
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dramo
no they dont
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foxy
the "ratface" he was referring to is me
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ComputerTech
you're telling me men don't do squats ?
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JohnnySin
That's not an ass workout?
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qwertzuiop
left #computertech
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foxy
poor sushi
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Audi
sushi-chan: proud of you
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foxy
don't drown the spiders
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dramo
i m gonna have to elect one of the wimmin to be the manliest man around here
[00:50:39]
Audi
Who the hell
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Audi
Has spiders in their shit hole
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sushi-chan
dramo: i didnt know talking bout diarrhea was a "manly" thing?
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LimitServ
set mode +l 208
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DuckHunt
-.,žž.-·°'`'°·-.,žž.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
foxy > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.825s, which makes you a total of 43 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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dramo
allright that decides it
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Audi
Imagine a tarantula just coming out of your ass….
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foxy
spiders do like the dark and damp places
[00:51:23]
Audi
Lookin at YOU
[00:51:29]
Audi
“IM THE SHIT SPIDER”
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dramo
sushi-chan is now officially the manliest man around here
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artmodelmale
joined #computertech
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ComputerTech
vomits
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Audi
“HERE TO WEB YOUR TURDS”
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JohnnySin
im smashing my head against the keyboard
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dramo
may you noobs grow up to one day resemble her/him
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Audi
Good pitch
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*
foxy
takes JohnnySin and hides
[00:51:53]
Audi
I’ll deliver it to Warner Bros
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*
ComputerTech
dies
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Audi
They make anything
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*
JohnnySin
takes foxy to his dungeon
[00:52:12]
Audi
The spider dungeon ;)
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sushi-chan
computertech how many times did you die in this channel lol
[00:52:26]
Audi
It’ll be white when I’m done
[00:52:44]
Audi
Asians can shoot globs of cum
[00:52:51]
Audi
Ask the ghangis khan
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c0ded
yea ppl are mad I guess, cuz I talk to ppl other ppl don't like or some dumb shit
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Audi
It’s still 1 L of protein
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ComputerTech
JohnnySin, i bet 40s_family is asian
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ComputerTech
snickers
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c0ded
idgaf about pplz irc drama
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sushi-chan
computertech: some asians have white/pale skin. Mostly northeast asians (japanese, koreans, chinese). But southeast ones (viet, thai , cambodians) mostly have darker skin
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foxy
who beefing now?
[00:53:20]
Audi
c0ded: your client getting disconnected due to idiots?
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sushi-chan
but no asian have "yellow" skin, thats a stereotype
[00:53:36]
foxy
Audi, someone keeps kicking him
[00:53:39]
Audi
Some people need a life
[00:53:41]
foxy
4 kicks in so many seconds
[00:53:44]
JohnnySin
ComputerTech he's not. He's half black.
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c0ded
idk who's beefing, I just know it's got nothing to do with me, they're upset over who I chat with or something
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foxy
he needs to set a delay between rejoining
[00:54:02]
c0ded
all childish shit
[00:54:09]
JohnnySin
It's just them being stupid
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c0ded
basically
[00:54:18]
Audi
I hope it’s not the usual suspect
[00:54:19]
JohnnySin
I've already ended that shi fr
[00:54:34]
Audi
Touch grass
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Zack
.quote random
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c0ded
I got no idea who it was/is , and idgaf
[00:54:42]
Quotes
[Quote] (@phonekait) Never mind the story from France who stuck a WW1 artillery shell up his ass (&crovax) wonder if it caused (&crovax) explosive diarhea
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Quotes
[Quote] #372 added by ComputerTech 3 weeks 2 days 45 minutes 51 seconds ago.
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Audi
Smoke grass!
[00:54:46]
Audi
Might help
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JohnnySin
I've already got spiderfoot files on all of them.
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c0ded
I just think it's dumb to go after someone cuz of who they chat with on irc
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Audi
unzips his tits
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JohnnySin
I've already had the checkmate move
[00:55:03]
Audi
WHO WANNA FIGHT
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foxy
beats up ComputerTech
[00:55:03]
ComputerTech
we're all just chatting about trolls outside this channel
[00:55:05]
c0ded
like who gives a fuck
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ComputerTech
grabs Audi's tits
[00:55:19]
Audi
I’ll tell HR
[00:55:39]
foxy
./query mink, ComputerTech said ..
[00:55:39]
Audi
There’s 4 bosses
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dramo
ComputerTech: we're all just chatting about trolls outside this channel
[00:55:58]
Audi
I met a old coworker last week who reminded me of foxy
[00:56:00]
dramo
:( :( :(
[00:56:00]
Audi
It was wild
