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tr
[S] <Joe24059> people!
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p1x4l
left #computertech
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ComputerTech
looks at Worm`
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ComputerTech
pets wormy
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[worm]
was lazy and didnt want to make a test instance this is what I get
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Rizon
set mode +v DuckHunt
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epd
im tellinggggggg
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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Ahsoka
Obviously didnt fix your ugly face, its beyond repair
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jan6
he be like:
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jan6
03:18:25 <@jinn6> THERE ARE NO RULES
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jan6
03:18:29 <@jinn6> THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER
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[worm]
I was tinkering and it didnt like the change so it died
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jan6
03:18:39 <@jinn6> GO AND RIP THE PEARL OUT OF IT
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End3r
yawns
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c0ded
End3r !!
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c0ded
sup cunt
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jan6
in this case the pearl is DuckHunt or something
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c0ded
or faggot
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jan6
idk what y'all talking about
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c0ded
whatever u prefer
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tr
[T] <jan6> all hail jan6
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c0ded
I'm talking about End3r and in a mean way
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c0ded
cuz it's fun
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c0ded
that's what's going down
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c0ded
"it's going down for real"
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Ahsoka
Im talking about ComputerTech's Weapons grade Ugly face
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c0ded
End3r I got a telegram notice u joined lol
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c0ded
guess cuz we're connected on something lol
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c0ded
I barely use it
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c0ded
man I'm bored
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c0ded
talking about fuckin stupid msging services
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DuckHunt
-.,žž.-·°'`'°·-.,žž.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.478s, which makes you a total of 86 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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foxy
yawns
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foxy
so much drama going on
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foxy
hi million
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foxy
based keeps inviting me to #chatters
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foxy
invictus keeps talking about me
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ComputerTech
wiggles peacefully in his channel
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foxy
i already knows he wants me
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foxy
tors is mad cause i told him he can't kick ComputerTech from #pirates
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foxy
no need to remind me that i'm fat
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foxy
i look at myself in the mirror every day
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foxy
@seen tors
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ChanStat
TorS (~DR10@king.of.jizz) was last seen messaging #chatters saying "trump fucked foxy" on Tue April 4 19:21:02 2023 CDT (8 minutes, 12 seconds ago)
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foxy
@seen invictus
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Ahsoka
And you rather be here in a channel with ComputerTech the ugliest thing alive?
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foxy
do you see that comment by tors?
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foxy
Ahsoka, yes
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foxy
Ahsoka, is so cute
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ComputerTech
pets Ahsoka
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foxy
stinky but cute
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ComputerTech
sprays perfume at Ahsoka
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ComputerTech
$tell sushi-chan #1 Ahsoka wants to eat you and #2 🕷️
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when sushi-chan is around.
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Ahsoka
Sometimes think I might be part skunk
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foxy
skunky are really cute
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ComputerTech
i always cried over that movie as a kid
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crovax
so like last week?
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crovax
youre still a kid
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ComputerTech
that scene of the bullet shining of the sun in the forest
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ComputerTech
shivvers
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tr
[T] <jan6> sun in the forest? no wonder it burned down
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foxy
are you in #chatters?
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crovax
never even been in there for a min
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crovax
all i hear is drama
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ComputerTech
crovax is too sane to be in #chatters
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tr
[T] <jan6> lol
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Ahsoka
I left #chatter three times, each time during a bot attack
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Rizon
set mode +o mi||i0n
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foxy
this #chatters
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #computertech is 2 out of 227 with a score of 34054.
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foxy
with an s
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Ahsoka
Haven't gone back
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foxy
@chanrank 1
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ChanStat
(ChanRank): Channel rank for #chatters is 1 out of 227 with a score of 41221.
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foxy
i still call bs on their activity
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ComputerTech
having a few beers, chilling in here
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DuckHunt
-.,žž.-·°'`'°·-.,žž.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.531s, which makes you a total of 87 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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LimitServ
set mode +l 205
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foxy
no chance when million is around
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: magic with 1106 xp | peorth with 751 xp | million with 708 xp | doctorgoatlips with 280 xp | foxy with 269 xp
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phonekait
What's he basing that on?
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million
foxy i'm not even in first or second place!
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foxy
i can't type fast enough
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phonekait
ComputerTech: you wouldn't know how to top anything. Just bottom.
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foxy
amen phonekait
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million
i have a job that requires me to leave my computer unlike these degenerates
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phonekait
My job requires me to be on a computer often
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phonekait
Does that mean I'm a degenerate?
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ComputerTech
runs
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foxy
my job requires me to talk to stupid people and use a computer all day
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phonekait
I wish I got paid for that
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Rizon
set mode +ao crovax crovax
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Rizon
[CroVaX] Welcome back, mastah.
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joined #computertech
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phonekait
No, he quit cause your mom wouldn't put out.
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crovax
i didnt even quit idk wtf happened
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foxy
oh she puts out
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crovax
im busy eating
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foxy
to everyone
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foxy
he's eating your mum
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crovax
thats dessert
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phonekait
Shouldn't you be calling him Dad?
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crovax
he goes back and forth
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crovax
quite versatile
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ComputerTech
shakes fist at Phoenix
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ComputerTech
shakes fist at phonekait
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crovax
why you startin shit with Phoenix
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crovax
Phoenix you gonna take that from him?
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ComputerTech
i don't wanna start shit with an aussie
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crovax
thoughts and prayers
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crovax
lemme get your seedphrases since you wont be needing em anymore
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crovax
seed phrase for you wallet ?
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crovax
wouldnt do anyone any good if it was lost with you
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crovax
think of the family
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crovax
think of your mother
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ComputerTech
nods
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crovax
im doing all this for her
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crovax
im gonna come visit ireland one day
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ComputerTech
immigrates with mum to an unknown country
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phonekait
And take her out of your spank bank to make her irl spank bank?
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joined #computertech
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crovax
gonna make her mouth my irl spank bank
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Kuro-chan
sets out cheesecake slies
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ComputerTech
takes one slice
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phonekait
Better than her ass I guess.
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Internets
:: [1/10] spank bank :: Noun. A zoo of images one creates in his or her mind in order to be [withdrawn] at a later date to be used as assisistance while pounding one out. [The bank] is only temporary storage and is inferior ... ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] spank bank :: visual [memory card] used for purposes of later [self pleasure]; remembering a certain girl [for later] ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] spank bank :: a place where an [attractive person] is held in the mind [for later] [masterbation]. ::
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crovax
her ass gonna be my irl fleshlight
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foxy
i have ice cream
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million
i'm about to have vanilla too
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million
with rainbow sprinkles
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ComputerTech
runs
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phonekait
ComputerTech: you're so vanilla even your ice cream is vanilla.
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ComputerTech
runs
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phonekait
crovax: help me here before I gouge my eyes out.
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crovax
i looked away
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Internets
:: [3/10] vanilla :: A member of the boring sexual majority, that has no idea of the raging sexual party of [fetishes] and [swapping] that [whirls] around them. ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] vanilla :: n. The opposite of [kinky]. Not in any way [involved] with [BDSM]. ::
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Internets
:: [1/10] vanilla :: Unexciting, [normal], conventional, [boring]. ::
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crovax
vanilla is boring
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million
not with SPRINKLES on it!
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ComputerTech
nods
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ComputerTech
hides
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million
not with SPRINKLES on it CT!
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phonekait
It has nothing to do with cum
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phonekait
ComputerTech: you'd have to have sexual experiences with someone other than a sheep to understand
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ComputerTech
hides
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foxy
oh i am eating vanilla
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phonekait
Only thing touching you is yourself.
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million
with SPRINKLES Foxy ???
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foxy
no just vanilla ice cream
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million
that's so vanilla
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phonekait
foxy: CT doesn't understand what vanilla is.
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phonekait
It has nothing to do with cum
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foxy
i normally eat cookie dough ice cream
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foxy
but this ice cream my son bought two weeks ago
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foxy
he never came back
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foxy
so i'm eating his ice cream
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ComputerTech
runs
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million
cum is the same color as vanilla
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foxy
i threw the milk away yesterday
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ComputerTech
foxy he came back to give you milk and left again?
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phonekait
She lives in Texas, not Alabama.
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foxy
its milk i bought 2 weeks ago
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million
breast milk is also a similar color
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foxy
phonekait, i'm back in louisiana
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foxy
million, so is a cyst when you pop it
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million
it can also be used to make ice cream
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phonekait
I hope it's tested first.
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ComputerTech
.yt gordon ramsay breast milk cheese
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phonekait
Calvin has a blood brother named Hobbes
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DuckHunt
-.,žž.-·°'`'°·-.,žž.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Peorth > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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phonekait
Sugar and Maple are also blood brothers
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
million > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 5.794s, which makes you a total of 48 ducks (including 17 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 12 (duck clobber). \_X< *KWAK* [66 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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phonekait
Duncan aka Dunky is my grey tabby
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phonekait
And my other black and white is Cookie
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Peorth
no you do that well enough by yourself.
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for peorth: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 0/4 | charg.: 3/3 | jammed: no (15 times) | confisc.: no (8 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 809 xp | lvl 12 (duck clobber) / 91 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 65.52% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 73% | effectiv. of fire: 60% | gun reliability: 94% | armor: 27% | deflection: 18%[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.716s |
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DuckHunt
average react. time: 2mn54.559s | 48 ducks (incl. 17 golden ducks) | 32 misses | 6 accidents | 2 empty shots | 2 wild shots | 80 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 0 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] 4-leaf clover / Expl. ammo
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phonekait
We also have a Calibby named Arya
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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foxy
hi Peorth
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foxy
@seen magic
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ChanStat
MAGIC (m@Happy.New.Year.MAGIC) was last seen messaging #computertech saying "gud" on Mon April 3 15:13:24 2023 CDT (1 day, 4 hours, 43 minutes ago)
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foxy
where is magic
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foxy
tell him not to burn it down
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million
how do we beat magic
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ComputerTech
i spend like £200 a month in that datacentre in london :D
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ComputerTech
phonekait i knew one was named sugar!
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phonekait
ComputerTech: move out from your parents' already ffs
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Kuro-chan
Is there one named spice?
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ComputerTech
every dude i know in age 20s live with their parents
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phonekait
Most parts of the US aren't like that either. Not with the way wages are.
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ComputerTech
unless they get caught with a girl pregnant
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ComputerTech
thrn they have to leave and buy a home
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LimitServ
set mode +l 207
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phonekait
Seeing as you fuck sheep, I don't think you have to worry about that then.
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ComputerTech
MAGIC is the one that burned down OVH france datacentre
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million
has anyone tried to sabotage magic in duckhunt?
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foxy
wait what
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ComputerTech
he just waits it out and continues kek
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ComputerTech
phonekait i don't plan to have kids until like late 20s eary 30s
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phonekait
Can you even find someone willing to have kids with you?
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ComputerTech
sabotages foxy
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foxy
i thought of some ways to distract him