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dramo
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dramo
kwek kwek kweeeck
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.896s, which makes you a total of 188 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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Zack
.quote random
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[Quote] <sushi-chan> "the shit i used to burn on cds" Yes I do that too, when I run out of toilet paper. I shit on CDs
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[Quote] #19 added by DICK 2 years 1 day 5 hours 23 minutes 29 seconds ago.
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Peorth
.quote random
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[Quote] #89 added by ComputerTech 1 year 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours 34 minutes 23 seconds ago.
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[Quote] <vae> those poor sheep being infected by ct <vae> gonna name a new variant after you. baaaaaavid.
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Mikoolo
.quote search irish
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[Quote] 7 matches found: #61,56,71,44,359,210,101
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[Quote] #44 added by ComputerTech 1 year 16 weeks 32 minutes 5 seconds ago.
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[Quote] h4> so ComputerTech ComputerTech> hm? h4> is your southern irish santa riding in a sleigh pulled by sheep and a sack full of potatoes?
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Dr_DICK
.quote search sheep
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[Quote] The search returned a lot of results, output will be sent by notice.
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[Quote] #24 added by h4 1 year 18 weeks 2 days 22 minutes 5 seconds ago.
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[Quote] <ComputerTech> Man I would suck my own dick if i was a sheep
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Mikoolo
I bet 1 is a misspelling of ship
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Mikoolo
I bought a dlc right now thats like 50% of the price for the maingame.
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Mikoolo
The new dlc for Vampire Survivors.
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foxy
sleep is for the weak
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> yep!
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Ahsoka
Sleeping is for the gays
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foxy
gays need their beauty sleep too
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.479s, which makes you a total of 189 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Ahsoka
No amount of beauty can sadly help ComputerTech hes beyond that now
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Ahsoka
Beauty sleep
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ComputerTech
spanks Ahsoka
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Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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crovax
Ahsoka idk plastic surgeons seem to be able to do a lot now
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crovax
could even throw some tits on him and turn his penis inside out
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PapaFrog
How do you invert a 1" penis??
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crovax
idk but im sure for the right money someone out there will figure it out
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Ahsoka
But the cosmetic surgery to fix ComputerTech's face it would cost more money than anyone has in the world
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DuckHunt
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
million > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 3 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
million > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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foxy
<PapaFrog> How do you invert a 1" penis??--->perfect candidate to be female
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foxy
i need new friends to chat with
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GK-KMFDM
what wrong with your old friends
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GK-KMFDM
i thought we were friends
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foxy
they don't chat anymore
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
million > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
million > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 4.828s, which makes you a total of 190 ducks (including 12 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [63 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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sips his beer
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foxy
no one wants to chat
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foxy
no one wants to get drunk
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GK-KMFDM
im getting drunk now
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.369s, which makes you a total of 191 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
GK-KMFDM > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
million returns GK-KMFDM's gun to him.
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DuckHunt
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: magic with 2365 xp | million with 1632 xp | peorth with 1479 xp | foxy with 466 xp | phoenix with 452 xp
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Internets
:: YouTube ::You'll Be In My Heart, Optimus:: :: (04:06) :: Views 43,599 :: Rating [+] 618 likes [+] 618 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Zack
Hi End3r.
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irish666
I need to do something scary lol
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End3r
stabs ComputerTech in the dick.
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ComputerTech
erects
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End3r
runs
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ComputerTech
chases after End3r
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screams RAPE! RAPE!
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azirino
Why was I banned from the room?
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ComputerTech
Because you kept pm'g people randomly to build a fucking time machine lol
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azirino
Sorry for doing that, I won't do it but
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End3r
i want a time machine
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End3r
fuck you Colby
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ComputerTech
but we'd just use it to go fuck his grandma tbh
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End3r
I may go tell myself to use a condom when we made you.
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GK-KMFDM
oh this is gettin hot
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foxy
who is azirino ?
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ComputerTech
foxy, the dude who invented time machines
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runs
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foxy
that's nice
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ComputerTech
the a was incorrectly placed in that sentence
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ComputerTech
but yesterday he kept pm'g everyone in this channel asking for them to build him a time machine
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End3r
.duckstats
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End3r
!duckstats
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for end3r: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 3/6 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (14 times) | confisc.: no (17 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 212 xp | lvl 6 (duck hater) / 58 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 46.67% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 60% | effectiv. of fire: 51% | gun reliability: 90% | armor: 12% | deflection: 6%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 0.815s | average react. time: 33.741s | 55 ducks (incl. 13 golden ducks) | 52 misses | 11 accidents | 23 empty shots | 7 wild shots | 107 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 0 stray bullet from which 0 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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foxy
do i know you?
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End3r
!topduck
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: magic with 2365 xp | million with 1632 xp | peorth with 1479 xp | foxy with 466 xp | phoenix with 452 xp
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GK-KMFDM
do you wanna dmit you do ?
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ComputerTech
twiddles thunbs
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End3r
plays with himself in public.
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touches End3r
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touches ComputerTech
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foxy
where's chris?
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foxy
you missed serion
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foxy
@seen serion
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ComputerTech
runs
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End3r
He prolly won't get home until after 2am
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ComputerTech
who's dis chris and is he competition for me?
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End3r
my roomate
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.051s, which makes you a total of 63 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
End3r > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech is demoted to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks).
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foxy
competing against who?
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End3r
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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foxy
and for what exactly
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pokes End3r's eyes
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cums
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End3r
aah what sweet release
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End3r
lol brb feeding my cat
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hides
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kicked azirino (Requested (Peorth))
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set mode +b *!*@7E28B34F:1061C11B:B8B4B9EC:IP
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rubs against Peorth
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ComputerTech
i'm stuck in a 50s-70s stage of music rn
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foxy
why is he trying to pm me
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foxy
rubs Peorth some more
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foxy
End3r, come talk
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.358s, which makes you a total of 192 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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pokes foxy
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foxy
dont poke me
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foxy
i said so
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ComputerTech
nods and sniffles
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gives C.T. some banana bread
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pets NiniGeo2
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NiniGeo2
Happy Friday, peeps!
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sushi-chan
I went to bed too early again lol
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sushi-chan
I have to get a blood analysis afterwards so I won't stay long here
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hugs
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hugs sushi-chan
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sushi-chan
its ok I come back later in the evening
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sushi-chan
I wanna get a blood analysis to check if everythings alright
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NiniGeo2
Did the doctor say somethin' to sushi-chan?
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sushi-chan
since I been eating so much sugary foods these days, I wanna make sure I didnt get diabetes or some crap like cholesterol etc
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NiniGeo2
You should ask your doctor to schedule one~
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sushi-chan
I dont think i have diabetes but wanna make sure still with this blood check
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sushi-chan
becuz ya know I been eating sugary stuffs
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NiniGeo2
Too much sugar is bad for you!
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sushi-chan
I slowly try to remove sugar from things
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sushi-chan
for now, I just succeeded with the hot chocolate drink lol I think it still delicious without sugar even.
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\g
i built a monolith today
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\g
a big upright block of stone
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sushi-chan
whats that thing in the middle of your room
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\g
The monolith!
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\g
It's a server rack for housing network equipment and servers and stuff
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sushi-chan
looks like a mix between a wardrobe and a gigantic USB stick
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\g
That's what she said
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\g
I have a few cats
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NiniGeo2
Hehe, I see the kitty liter box in the corner.
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sushi-chan
I dont see any cats in the picture
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\g
Oh the litter robot
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DuckHunt
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\g
That thing is a godsend
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DuckHunt
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.405s, which makes you a total of 193 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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\g
I'm gonna get a second one at some point
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NiniGeo2
I heard that those litter robots are expensive o:
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\g
Yeah it was like $650
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hugs sushi-chan
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hugs foxy
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picks up sushi-chan and carries her around the room
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sushi-chan
NiniGeo2 tho: how come these days you mostly here when I wake up? GREAT TIMING eh? Are you knowing when I wake up and go on the laptop for IRC? XD
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purrs at kuro-chan
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foxy
who is watching the fresh prince of bel-air
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\g
I play it for my uncle
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\g
He likes those sitcoms
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scritches behind sushi-chan's ears
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NiniGeo2
lol sushi-chan I don't know what time you'll be online, but I tend to be online around similar times each day :P
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pets NiniGeo2
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foxy
i used to watch it back in the day
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\g
I downloaded all the shows I liked when I was younger and threw them into Plex
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foxy
yeah i just get DarthOreo to download them on his plex :P
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\g
Hmm I wonder if I should get an LTT screwdriver
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\g
looks at CT
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 2/4
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DuckHunt
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 7.903s, which makes you a total of 194 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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\g
There's a multipack?
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\g
btw WAN Show was 5 hours 15 minutes last week
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\g
Fucking insane
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ComputerTech
set mode +q \g
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sushi-chan
There was someone long time ago who won the lottery jackpot TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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\g
Wasn't there a lady that won 8 times
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\g
Oh it was a man
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\g
And it was 7 times
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\g
But it wasn't the jackpot, he just won prizes from the lotteries
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\g
Still takes a lot of luck to do tbh
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\g
When most people don't win more than a couple bucks once
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sushi-chan
some math freaks say u have to check probability / do the maths for knowing the right combination of numbers that will display on the lottery results etc
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\g
It is 100% luck
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sushi-chan
and I dont have enough time and energy to calculate the combination of numbers of every past lottery results to know which results gonna display now etc
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\g
Anyone who believes the lottery can be gamed by any method but cheating is an idiot
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\g
Because the game is entirely chance
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sushi-chan
but some ppl believe in those "conspiracy" things ya know
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\g
Superstition yeah
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\g
Like people that bet the same numbers over and over because they're 'lucky numbers'
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\g
if they're so lucky why haven't you won yet!
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sushi-chan
"the gov is comploting against us not winning the lottery"
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sushi-chan
I had that stupid idea before to buy 1000 lottery tickets to have 1000 probabilities/chances to win
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sushi-chan
I would have lost 1000 euros
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sushi-chan
1000 lottery tickets with different numbers each time*
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\g
The problem with that idea tho
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\g
I don't now the odds of winning out there but for example the Powerball here in America
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\g
You have a 1 in 292 million chance of winning
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sushi-chan
with choosing different numbers each time*
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\g
Buying a 1000 tickets really only reduces those odds to 1 in 292000
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sushi-chan
I wont buy 296 million tickets