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DuckHunt
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.298s, which makes you a total of 207 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Zack
Kuro-chan are you a fan of the flan?
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Internets
:: [1/10] flan :: [Light] [desert] that [everyone eats]. ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] flan :: [meaning] [cool] or [sweet] ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] flan :: A word for describing annoying, red-headed, goofs. / / [Synonym]: [Awkward] [Donkey] ::
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Zack
God dammit now I'm craving flan.
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Zack
And I have nobody to blame but myself for that.
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Ahsoka
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NiniGeo2
Kuro-chan is getting kidnapped!
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foxy
waves bye to the donkey
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Ahsoka
What hes getting free pudding out of it XD
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Kuro-chan
and for once CT is not involved.
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foxy
what does the donkey get?
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Kuro-chan
He gets to make an ass of himself.
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ba dum tsh on a set of drums
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foxy
did you steal the carrots from ComputerTech ?
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Ahsoka
I assume Kuro-chan is a butterscotch fan since i think everyone should be
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Ahsoka
Now i have a butterscotch pudding craving
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foxy
now i want some
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Kuro-chan
I have made butterscotch to go in my homemade ice cream
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foxy
i'm hungry
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
million > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt
million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
million > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 12.244s, which makes you a total of 208 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [13 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Zack
Poo balls.
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DuckHunt
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
million > The magazine of your gun is already full.
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Ahsoka
I found zero fat butterscotch pudding going to order it soon as i get paid again
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foxy
whoi s Azirino
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foxy
and why do they keep trying to pm me
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crovax
[09:55:32] <azirino> I want to create a time machine and I don't know how to do it
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foxy
i have no clue what he's try8ing to say
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crovax
[09:56:29] <crovax> if you figure it out lmk
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crovax
[09:56:25] <crovax> you and me both
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crovax
that was the extent of our convo
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crovax
oh yeah? i'm a og
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foxy
okay daddy
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NiniGeo2
What if Azirino is fishin' for peeps who are time-travelers from the future who are living in our time? :O
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crovax
then he needs to up the dosage of his meds
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Ahsoka
Arent we all time travellers, everyone time travel forward one second at a time
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crovax
need to time travel back 21 years ago and knock up ct's mom before his biological dad could
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Ahsoka
I heard ComputerTech's father was king of the Gaping Anus Faced Mole people from Uranus
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crovax
he was the king's slave
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crovax
he's actually of the low class Gaping Anus Faced Mole people from Uranus
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crovax
no royalty there
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crovax
just alcoholism
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Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 7 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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DuckHunt
Peorth > The magazine of your gun is already full.
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 2.551s, which makes you a total of 96 ducks (including 35 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [67 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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pets sushi-chan
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million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.311s, which makes you a total of 209 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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sushi-chan
why is the command called bang
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crovax
ComputerTech prob set it
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crovax
what do you expect
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crovax
he loves to bang animals
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crovax
thats just his favorite
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crovax
he's not that choosy though
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hugs sushi-chan
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
foxy > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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sushi-chan
what if I identify as a sheep and start having sugrry to look like a sheep will comptech date me? lol
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DuckHunt
foxy > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 8.123s, which makes you a total of 66 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [16 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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foxy
yes he will
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crovax
yeah idk why even joke like that
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sushi-chan
IRC is made to chill and laugh
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foxy
he wouldnt even heistate
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crovax
the thought of having ct be interested
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crovax
yeah no shit me too
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crovax
all of this is one big joke
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dramo
did he pass out anyway ?
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crovax
just liek ComputerTech
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crovax
he went out to drink
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sushi-chan
he takes a long time to drink water
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dramo
yeah, he should be getting back by now
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crovax
"it's saturday"
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crovax
and said he was gonna go get a cheap young hooker
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sushi-chan
is the kitchen and tap too far away from his room?
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dramo
he said fish n chips
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dramo
probably the hookers arent cheap enough for him
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sushi-chan
theres no such thing as sheep hookers tho
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crovax
he's prob just role playing with his normal sheep
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dramo
nice cut'n paste
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dramo
.u chippy
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Internets
:: [1/10] chippy :: (adjective) [applied] to [hockey] games: [rough], involving lost tempers, fighting, and ejections ::
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Internets
:: [2/10] chippy :: a female [prostitute], especially a [young] and [inexpensive] one ::
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Internets
:: [3/10] chippy :: [Carpenter] or [Fish and Chip Shop]. ::
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dramo
the third he said
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crovax
quick everyone /clear
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dramo
i m guessing he s not gonna have an easy time getting a hooker with fish 'n chips
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crovax
ya never know
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crovax
mama gotta eat
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dramo
maybe a hungry one
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crovax
definitely a farm animal one
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dramo
after all the people with money have gone home
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foxy
i thought him and a were getting married
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foxy
i may be wrong
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foxy
who knows
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crovax
is a the name of his sheep?
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crovax
did she do something wrong?
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crovax
why is she being punished like that
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dramo
ahsoka will forgive him for going to a hooker
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foxy
she looked at him?
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dramo
the less she sees of him, the happier their marriage will be
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foxy
he froze her
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foxy
she's such a sweet one
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foxy
now she'll be stuck looking at this ugly mullet
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foxy
s/this/his/
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Angel
foxy meant to say: now she'll be stuck looking at his ugly mullet
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.285s, which makes you a total of 210 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
million > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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sushii_
what does "connection reset by peer" mean?
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tr
[S] <@Dragon> it means the user disconnected
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crovax
some guy named peer unplugged your cable line
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dramo
i hate that bastard
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crovax
yeah he's a dick
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dramo
it kinda is the wrongest error-message ever though
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foxy
don't be mean to peer
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crovax
peer started it
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crovax
goin around fuckin with everyones connections
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foxy
peer is a good aussie
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foxy
and smart
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sushii_
dramo and crovax
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sushii_
youre so funny guys
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crovax
you've earned it
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dramo
every village needs an idiot
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.386s, which makes you a total of 211 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Zack > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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dramo
one idiot
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dramo
ONE !!!1!
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Zack
!gangbang
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crovax
i think computertech was this ones first though
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dramo
now i have to dress sushi up as a sheep,
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dramo
have her seduce c-tech and lure him into an alley,
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dramo
and have zack gangbang him
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Rizon
[drwho] nil
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crovax
that's some plan
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dramo
crovax can drive the getaway-car
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\g
cervix in a getaway car
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sushii_
I dont need to disguise as a sheep
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sushii_
My hair looks like sheep furr already
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sushii_
grr i hate my messy sheep hair
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foxy
plays with sushii_ 'is hair
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sushii_
trust me I look prettier when I straighten it
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sushii_
it looks longer too when I straighten it. When I don't, it curls up so it looks shorter
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sushii_
i love long hair
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crovax
he just requires you to wear a wool sweater
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crovax
and turn the lgihts off
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crovax
ct's origin story
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sushii_
I didnt understand the story, peorth lol
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sushii_
well i dont watch those kind of tv series (game of thrones or lord ring etc)
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sushii_
so i didnt get it
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crovax
person a saves persons b's life. normally person b would say "i owe you my life" to person a
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crovax
in this case the guy is saying that its really that person b is stuck with person a
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crovax
and gets to show em why god actually wanted em dead
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crovax
glad i could help
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sushii_
am going now lol
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sushii_
need to get ready
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crovax
hope he makes you cum
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sushii_
who makes me "cum" ?
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crovax
isnt it like middle of the night there
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sushii_
my walking activity?
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sushii_
and can girls cum?
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sushii_
im not sure I can
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crovax
hey sounds like theres some skill there
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sushii_
I can pee thats it
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dramo
naight sushii
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sushii_
dramo thnx but i wont go sleep
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sushii_
i will walk outside
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sushii_
it is not night here
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foxy
have a safe walk
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crovax
to me thqats still late night
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sushii_
I wont walk now tho, but at around 7am
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dramo
still dark
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sushii_
since im super slow person
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sushii_
I shall start now
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feeds a chesscake treat to sushii_
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steals the chess-cake
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devours the chess-cake
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dramo
that mean bitch eating all the chess-cake
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Far_Ted
There goes my favorite chan.
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c0ded
sup fuckd
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DuckHunt
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt
million > You just added an extra bullet in your gun in exchange for 7 xp points.
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c0ded
smoking a cig
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c0ded
talking to a girl on irc I'm kinda crushing on lol
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.384s, which makes you a total of 212 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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million
alright, bedtime for me
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foxy
good night old man
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fluff-fluffs up million's pillows so they're nice and comfy
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DuckHunt
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Frogorg
you might ask yourself "hello Frogorg what are you doing awake at this hour?"
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Frogorg
and the answer is Monsters
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DuckHunt
The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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foxy
hi CoolKevin
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foxy
hi Frogorg
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Frogorg
anyway now I'm all awake because Uber driver did 100 km/h at 60
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DuckHunt
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn15.841s, which makes you a total of 13 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
PapaFrog > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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DuckHunt
End3r > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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End3r
!rearm End3r
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DuckHunt
End3r returns End3r's gun to him.
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Frogorg
CoolKevin: I had no other choice
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Frogorg
can't drive, bike, or operate other heavy machinery, day buses aren't fully running yet and it's ~10 km walk next to high speed road
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Frogorg
and that's while intoxicated
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Frogorg
I opted for Uber as safest option
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c0ded
End3r is gay
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CoolKevin
police are looking for a few uber drivers here for various problems
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c0ded
one of them is End3r
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c0ded
yea, he has issues
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c0ded
I still have his back though
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c0ded
just wish he could stay away from minors
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foxy
joking about being a pedo is not cool
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c0ded
sure it is
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c0ded
if it's a joke
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c0ded
jokes are jokes
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foxy
making accusations is not cool either
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c0ded
u don't go to a standup comedy show and complain afterwards lol
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c0ded
I didn't make an accusation
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foxy
i still don't find you funny
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c0ded
I made a silly joke
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c0ded
well then u would probably not find a lot of standup funny
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foxy
thats like saying you say something racist then turn around and say its a joke
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c0ded
it's just a joke lol
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foxy
thats one thing you don't joke about
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foxy
plain and simple
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c0ded
oh u can totally joke about that
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Frogorg
what was the command for tell?
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c0ded
what about the fact all black athletes are better then white athletes in all main sports
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c0ded
it's true but also funny
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c0ded
doesn't mean u can't make a joke about a black dude who is smart, but also is the Fastest to the microscope
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c0ded
just jokes foxy
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c0ded
anything is fine to joke about
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foxy
nope its not
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c0ded
there's no like "u can't talk about this"
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c0ded
that's super Karen style lol
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c0ded
they're jokes
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foxy
to you its a joke
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c0ded
laugh or don't go to comedy shows
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foxy
to a person that don't know yu
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foxy
its something totally different
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foxy
and this is irc
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foxy
not comedy show
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c0ded
but ppl say jokes like that on stage
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c0ded
it's nothing
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c0ded
cuz it's a joke
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c0ded
either or
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c0ded
it's still had silly jokes
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foxy
good night CoolKevin
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c0ded
I didn't say anything truthful lol
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c0ded
night bro
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Frogorg
sleep tight CoolKevin
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Frogorg
foxy: how do I do tell again? is it +tell <nick> or *tell <nick>?
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foxy
$tell ComputerTech dork
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Angel
foxy: I'll pass that on when ComputerTech is around.
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Frogorg
$tell yournamehere I went for the party, thanks for helping me out
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Angel
Frogorg: I'll pass that on when yournamehere is around.
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Internets
:: YouTube The Home Depot Beat (Full) :: (01:01) :: Views 1,127,062 :: Rating [+] 15,977 likes [+] 15,977 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Frogorg
that owns unironically
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NiniGeo2
That's a nice bassline.
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LimitServ
set mode +l 210
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 3.369s, which makes you a total of 97 ducks (including 36 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 17 (duck demolisher). \_X< *KWAK* [55 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt
Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 2/4
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
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DuckHunt
The top duck(s) are: magic with 2376 xp | million with 1854 xp | peorth with 1543 xp | foxy with 498 xp | phoenix with 452 xp
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`
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