IRC Driven

[14:25:42] & h4 hallöchen

[14:26:08] & h4 Herr Frogorg

[14:41:36] & h4 Frogorg: but both are garbage

[14:41:44] & h4 but if these are all you can choose from

[14:41:45] & h4 take the beer

[14:41:49] & h4 not the can of sugary garbage

[14:42:58] & h4 that does not make it less garbage

[14:43:14] & h4 crovax: i love the taste of beer

[14:43:22] & h4 i just know it's not healthy so i avoid it most of the time

[14:44:12] & h4 so then explain to me all the benefits i get from drinking beer Mikoolo

[14:44:21] & h4 as opposed to not drinking beer

[14:47:16] & h4 but

[14:47:22] & h4 if you start smoking weed while still developing

[14:47:29] & h4 it might affect your intelligence negatively

[14:47:33] & h4 you might still end up an idiot

[14:47:39] & h4 might as well go for beer then

[14:51:02] & h4 but it's prescribed to people suffering from cancer because of the pain

[14:52:39] & h4 lol

[14:52:41] & h4 explains a lot

[14:58:48] & h4 who are you?

[15:04:12] & h4 wow

[15:04:13] & h4 ew

[15:04:20] & h4 you are fucking weird

[15:04:23] & h4 is your mama still alive then?

[15:05:06] & h4 it sounds like it

[15:05:14] & h4 necrophilia really isn't accepted

[15:05:16] & h4 and shouldn't be

[15:05:25] & h4 kick kick?

[15:05:26] & h4 if you insist

[15:05:43] & h4 i love being an ass

[15:06:49] & h4 oh

[15:06:54] & h4 if you are looking for retards

[15:06:58] & h4 you should check out #chatters

[15:07:03] & h4 it is a channel for retards

[15:07:08] & h4 at least it's full of them

[15:07:14] & h4 and is run by such

[15:07:27] & h4 who?

[15:07:59] & h4 no it's scoot

[15:08:00] & h4 another moron

[15:08:17] & h4 x_ would have done it but he was too stupid

[15:18:51] & h4 who?

[15:19:14] & h4 Willkommen, toni!

[15:51:01] & h4 oh dear

[15:56:56] & h4 man fuck #computertech

[15:57:05] & h4 wow

[15:57:15] & h4 MAGIC, Koragg, sur, toni, ski, Saphir, did you see that?

[15:57:26] & h4 n0s3y|afk he insulted germans

[15:57:45] & h4 egal

[15:57:47] & h4 german enough

[15:58:00] & h4 second2050: did you see that shit?

[15:58:30] & h4 did i forget someone?

[15:58:46] & h4 does not count

[15:58:54] & h4 you guys know very little of the language, culture and country

[15:58:56] & h4 .quote add <~ComputerTech> h4 man fuck germans

[16:00:07] & h4 you could not be german if you were born german

[16:00:52] & h4 the royal family are an abomination

[16:02:14] & h4 .yt freital

[16:02:18] & h4 oh

[16:02:25] & h4 thought that would reveal some of the idiots from the east

[16:02:32] & h4 to give Frogorg some inspiration

[16:03:37] & h4 eggball

[16:03:52] & h4 rugby for pussies

[16:03:54] & h4 with weird rules

[16:10:03] & h4 huh

[16:10:53] & h4 i_am_m00t has become shit then?

[16:10:55] & h4 he was a cunt

[16:11:02] & h4 but trying to drive someone towards suicide is a new low

[16:12:04] & h4 that Compass gets a lot of hate

[16:13:29] & h4 the only thing running on your is your mouth

[16:13:38] & h4 *you

[16:14:03] & h4 pff, Korintenkacker

[16:27:15] & h4 .quote last

[16:27:47] & h4 whoa

[16:27:49] & h4 why?

[16:27:56] & h4 right

[16:28:00] & h4 because i am THE ONLY german

[16:36:54] & h4 second2050: ewiger Student oder bald mal fertig?

[16:37:27] & h4 lol sorry

[16:37:33] & h4 i took 9 semesters

[16:37:38] & h4 one semester i did shit all

[16:37:43] & h4 wasnt even there

[16:38:27] & h4 damn

[16:38:58] & h4 everybody loves meth

[16:39:01] & h4 s/meth/math

[16:39:30] & h4 lol

[16:39:40] & h4 you best run you ewiger Student!!

[16:39:54] & h4 shakes is probably better

[16:39:59] & h4 now i look like an idiot waving with a fist

[16:40:24] & h4 wow Ahsoka

[16:40:27] & h4 you are really hurtful

[16:43:49] & h4 ring and middle finger are raised

[16:43:55] & h4 get ready for what's about to happen

[16:44:34] & h4 the shoe shop?

[17:08:02] & h4 chating?

[17:20:19] & h4 hm

[17:21:55] & h4 gay

[17:23:13] & h4 stop being gay for me

[17:26:15] & h4 he sucks on them

[17:27:09] & h4 toni: how would i know?

[17:29:13] & h4 oh my

[17:30:19] & h4 toni wants to impregnate you

[17:30:23] & h4 .t de en schwängern

[17:33:27] & h4 der Hurensohn

[17:34:41] & h4 sag ihm gibt paar auf die Fresse, wenn er Forderungen stellt

[17:37:31] & h4 da ist der Bau sicher nicht die beste Branche...ist jetzt nicht bekannt dafür, besonders stark auf die Gesundheit der Mitarbeiter zu achten

[17:41:56] & h4 we all have pity for ComputerTech

[17:42:04] & h4 you probably havent seen his face

[17:42:06] & h4 but let me tell you

[17:42:10] & h4 if you ran around with that face

[17:42:19] & h4 you were basically born to lose

[17:43:58] & h4 i too love the hair in my asscrack

[18:08:03] & h4 !restar

[18:08:06] & h4 !restart

[18:58:39] & h4 could you stop spamming with that peasantbot?

[18:58:54] & h4 it is not even working

[18:59:11] & h4 it is not

[18:59:13] & h4 !restart

[18:59:19] & h4 wow

[18:59:23] & h4 everybody can do it?

[18:59:26] & h4 time for a stresstest, eh

[18:59:29] & h4 !restart

[18:59:30] & h4 !restart

[18:59:32] & h4 !restart

[18:59:44] & h4 lol why not?

[19:00:07] & h4 sounds like you need to change something about it then

[19:01:17] & h4 on a saturday

[19:01:18] & h4 !

[19:01:37] & h4 i would tell you to take a break, sip a beer

[19:01:42] & h4 but you already sipped 8-10 beers

[19:03:31] & h4 what are you studying though?

[19:03:48] & h4 nice

[19:03:52] & h4 how come?

[19:04:01] & h4 why not?

[19:04:13] & h4 understanding the world

[19:04:19] & h4 but i have been there ComputerTech

[19:04:21] & h4 if you dont use it

[19:04:27] & h4 it will be discarded rather quickly

[19:04:57] & h4 well do it

[19:05:00] & h4 i had two semesters physics

[19:05:02] & h4 it was fun

[19:05:50] & h4 $in 5 min TEA!

[19:06:02] & h4 indeed

[19:06:03] & h4 green tea

[19:07:47] & h4 wow

[19:07:52] & h4 you get hammered by your family a lot, huh?

[19:07:57] & h4 .quote search hammered

[19:08:04] & h4 also at night

[19:08:07] & h4 well well

[19:08:22] & h4 .quote add <~ComputerTech> but my mum sure hammered education into me

[19:08:30] & h4 this goes well with the other hammered quote

[19:09:08] & h4 well at least she taught him proper english

[19:09:14] & h4 he is comprehensible

[19:09:21] & h4 and he is almost as smart as an AI

[19:09:23] & h4 he can code in python

[19:09:41] & h4 and she looks quite enjoyable

[19:10:32] & h4 if you are qualified enough and can spare the time

[19:10:34] & h4 enroll in university

[19:10:36] & h4 or college

[19:10:40] & h4 or whatever it is called

[19:10:48] & h4 you wont come out with less knowledge

[19:10:58] & h4 and there seems to be no pressure for you to graduate

[19:11:02] & h4 Angel: thx ⁵

[19:12:41] & h4 login this isnt america

[19:12:49] & h4 you can enroll in university without paying 100k

[19:12:57] & h4 i had to pay roughly 200€ per semester

[19:13:05] & h4 and got a bus/train ticket for the entire county

[19:13:13] & h4 yes you can

[19:13:19] & h4 it just depends on where you study and what you study

[19:13:35] & h4 things like medicine or law require some certain nc

[19:13:55] & h4 login: that's fair i guess

[19:14:00] & h4 without any certificate it will be hard

[19:14:27] & h4 isn't there some sort of college that does not require any education whatsoever?

[19:14:31] & h4 community college or some stuff?

[19:15:13] & h4 he can also just graduate some shitty school that enables him to study

[19:15:19] & h4 dont know the requirements for those

[19:15:30] & h4 but i guess since you arent in germany you wont be bothered by ridiculous laws and rules

[19:15:50] & h4 and once you made it into university, you can easily get other courses etc

[19:16:01] & h4 who cares?

[19:16:17] & h4 if you go in there with no expectations

[19:16:22] & h4 there is literally no pressure

[19:16:34] & h4 you will very likely come out smarter than you went in

[19:16:44] & h4 oh dont underestimate the "tests"

[19:16:52] & h4 they require a shitload of learning on your own

[19:17:02] & h4 additionally to lectures

[19:17:11] & h4 and workgroups and shit

[19:17:14] & h4 also get a learning partner

[19:17:17] & h4 much, much easier

[19:17:21] & h4 and more enjoyable

[19:17:35] & h4 and stay off the drugs ComputerTech!

[19:17:41] & h4 also alcoholics usually dont go to university

[19:17:46] & h4 you might wanna kick that habit before you go there

[19:18:07] & h4 yeah right ol

[19:18:08] & h4 lol

[19:18:20] & h4 you do underestimate the experience level of higher education a little

[19:18:40] & h4 there are also ways to study without any education or having to apply for it

[19:18:43] & h4 but you cant do exams

[19:18:53] & h4 and wont get any degree

[19:19:05] & h4 ComputerTech: expect to be surprised

[19:19:13] & h4 some things are just shit

[19:19:27] & h4 you wont believe the shit i totally tanked because i was ill-prepared

[19:19:29] & h4 despite putting hours in

[19:19:35] & h4 no

[19:19:40] & h4 you cant really wing it

[19:19:43] & h4 lectures are essential

[19:19:47] & h4 that or expel at cheating

[19:19:51] & h4 *excel

[19:19:58] & h4 really?

[19:20:03] & h4 i passed an exam

[19:20:05] & h4 because of cheating

[19:20:13] & h4 an opportunity arose

[19:20:23] & h4 we were able to snatch the exam from the professors computer

[19:20:27] & h4 idiot left it unlocked and left the room

[19:20:34] & h4 i was sweating balls

[19:20:47] & h4 we would have been expelled from university had we been caught

[19:21:28] & h4 we were latecomers

[19:21:36] & h4 there were only 5 people taking the exam at that date

[19:21:39] & h4 two failed lol

[19:21:48] & h4 we werent befriended

[19:21:59] & h4 yeah the exam wasnt that hard

[19:22:04] & h4 they probably didnt learn a lot

[19:22:27] & h4 ComputerTech: another brb?

[19:22:35] & h4 you should teach elitebot the "brb"

[19:22:44] & h4 he says brb, then leaves for an hour or four

[19:23:04] & h4 but to get back to the point

[19:23:06] & h4 you are 20+

[19:23:11] & h4 have not visited a school?

[19:23:22] & h4 have no prove that you graduated from any sort of school

[19:23:31] & h4 you'd be on Bürgergeld over here

[19:23:41] & h4 he is hustling in poland

[19:23:45] & h4 "businesses"

[19:23:46] & h4 merkst selbst

[19:24:00] & h4 login: europe

[19:24:01] & h4 what visa?

[19:24:08] & h4 open borders

[19:24:27] & h4 well

[19:24:34] & h4 now i am amazed that you can write proper english

[19:24:44] & h4 being homeschooled and such

[19:24:55] & h4 does that mean you had very little social interaction?

[19:25:10] & h4 i mean you meet most people in school, university, job etc

[19:25:12] & h4 oh ok

[19:25:20] & h4 Peorth: yeah that oedipus complex

[19:25:25] & h4 he is jelly of his daddy

[19:25:47] & h4 login: makes for nicer people to stay out of public schools

[19:25:55] & h4 i was a real cunt when i was in school

[19:26:08] & h4 that only disappeared when i went to college

[19:26:27] & h4 but then he lacks different views

[19:26:56] & h4 like?

[19:27:00] & h4 a sheeps view does not count

[19:27:23] & h4 now you come off as a rich kid

[19:27:32] & h4 i think so too

[19:27:46] & h4 my mom had to raise me and my sis from my 8th birthday on her own

[19:27:50] & h4 we had no money

[19:28:02] & h4 she was working all the time and that was hardly enough for a family

[19:28:27] & h4 fucking rich kid

[19:28:31] & h4 great youth you must have had

[19:28:59] & h4 i could not fix an engine either

[19:29:08] & h4 but i really dont see why i would need that skill

[19:29:22] & h4 i mean i could probably do something based on my theoretical knowledge

[19:29:49] & h4 so you are just specialized

[19:29:57] & h4 lol grades

[19:30:35] & h4 login: what about the ones that didn't care either way for most of their education?

[19:30:56] & h4 no no

[19:30:58] & h4 i have grades

[19:31:05] & h4 they are based on what i was interested in however

[19:31:10] & h4 stuff that i didnt care for, i was bad in

[19:31:19] & h4 stuff that i actually enjoyed i was great at

[19:31:51] & h4 meh

[19:32:01] & h4 that one time when you asked me to help you analyze something

[19:32:08] & h4 and you gave up really quick

[19:32:17] & h4 and just winged it

[19:32:23] & h4 you didnt even try to catch on

[19:32:33] & h4 or that other time when you asked me how to implement something

[19:32:40] & h4 i wrote up some script to show you how i'd have done it

[19:32:43] & h4 and then you never used that

[19:32:47] & h4 i doubt you even read it

[19:32:49] & h4 :D

[19:33:00] & h4 sure it was by no means working for some shitty bot

[19:33:09] & h4 since i have no experience with any of these frameworks

[19:33:18] & h4 lol

[19:34:32] & h4 implanted? lol

[19:37:09] & h4 login: if the employee is american he will claim it's 9 planets

[19:37:16] & h4 going on about an explanation why pluto has to remain a planet

[19:37:35] & h4 maybe going on a racist rant about Neil DeGrasse Tyson

[19:37:38] & h4 for demoting Pluto

[19:37:49] & h4 first they took our jobs

[19:37:52] & h4 now they take our planets

[19:39:32] & h4 wow

[19:39:36] & h4 sucking Charles dick a lot

[19:46:38] & h4 huh

[19:46:38] & h4 ?

[19:46:49] & h4 oh nein

[19:46:51] & h4 ach du scheiße

[19:46:53] & h4 fick mich hart

[19:46:55] & h4 das ist Sushi

[19:47:14] & h4 hey japanisches Gemüse o/

[19:48:32] & h4 whoa whoa

[19:48:37] & h4 hands off ComputerTech

[19:48:44] & h4 she cant know where those hands have been

[19:49:13] & h4 who is pissed off?

[19:49:17] & h4 :(

[19:49:22] & h4 Frogorg is gone

[19:49:26] & h4 no

[19:49:38] & h4 yournamehere: huh

[19:50:58] & h4 man fuck ComputerTech

[19:51:08] & h4 dont take it personally sushi

[19:51:14] & h4 he might just not be up for that kind of convo

[19:51:21] & h4 so he takes his leave instead of escalating

[19:51:26] & h4 its the polite thing to do

[19:51:33] & h4 yeah

[19:51:35] & h4 but

[19:51:38] & h4 you know the saying

[19:51:41] & h4 if the shoe fits wear it

[19:51:53] & h4 ^

[19:52:09] & h4 wow

[19:52:15] & h4 sushi has her boxing gloves on

[19:52:25] & h4 calling people sheep

[19:52:34] & h4 sushi-chan: i agree

[19:52:37] & h4 yournamehere is quite the cunt

[19:53:14] & h4 yournamehere: had to agree with sushi

[19:53:22] & h4 yournamehere: she gets mad when i disagree

[19:53:24] & h4 starts beating people

[19:53:28] & h4 i dont want to be responsible for that

[19:53:37] & h4 ComputerTech's face just healed

[19:53:41] & h4 dont want her stomping his face again

[19:53:54] & h4 so sushi i asked him

[19:54:56] & h4 what?

[19:55:04] & h4 violently ugly

[19:55:16] & h4 oh shit

[19:55:18] & h4 did i say that out loud?

[19:55:34] & h4 did you check your pm sushi?

[19:57:47] & h4 whoa

[19:57:51] & h4 describe violence

[19:58:01] & h4 hold on

[19:58:03] & h4 violence, kids

[19:58:06] & h4 are we talking about serviteur?

[19:58:24] & h4 indeed

[19:58:32] & h4 no

[19:58:43] & h4 violence against kids is only bad

[19:58:45] & h4 find other ways

[19:59:23] & h4 $in 5m more TEA!

[19:59:30] & h4 can we stop talking about violence against children?

[19:59:35] & h4 that is kind of a downer

[19:59:42] & h4 huh

[20:01:36] & h4 yournamehere: does your wife beat you?

[20:01:52] & h4 yournamehere: does she do it in a way that arouses you or are you silently crying for help right now?

[20:02:17] & h4 sushi-chan: well most people that beat their kids had a shitty upbringing themselves

[20:02:25] & h4 they likely weren't asked to be in this world either

[20:02:32] & h4 PapaFrog: good point

[20:02:46] & h4 we got some sort of crashtest dummy that can take some of the punches for you yournamehere

[20:02:49] & h4 meet ComputerTech

[20:03:54] & h4 yournamehere: that is abuse

[20:04:12] & h4 i dont know where you are living sushi

[20:04:18] & h4 but kids in europe actually have a lot of rights

[20:04:26] & h4 we're not the us

[20:04:29] & h4 thanks Angel

[20:06:02] & h4 i hope MatCat has no children

[20:06:10] & h4 and no nieces or nephews

[20:06:48] & h4 adults beating children are the lowest breed of humans

[20:07:12] & h4 glad it is illegal here to hit your child

[20:07:22] & h4 and if you see someone hitting their child, you are free to call the cops on them

[20:07:41] & h4 i mean

[20:07:51] & h4 she might not have turned out like that because of the beatings

[20:08:20] & h4 i agree with her that hitting children is wrong

[20:08:25] & h4 wb Frogorg

[20:08:42] & h4 well i got a slap here and there

[20:08:49] & h4 and i just took that to the next weaker person

[20:08:59] & h4 it didnt make me any better

[20:09:09] & h4 no

[20:09:10] & h4 not anymore

[20:09:16] & h4 i was a bully until i turned 16

[20:09:18] & h4 or 17

[20:09:30] & h4 i met the right people that helped me work through my shit

[20:09:37] & h4 and now i'm only an online bully

[20:09:44] & h4 but only to a point

[20:10:04] & h4 in real life i am very forgiving and try to avoid conflict at any cost

[20:10:18] & h4 i also stopped judging people or forcing my will on those weak of mind

[20:10:19] & h4 except ComputerTech

[20:10:33] & h4 sushi-chan: i will remove the ban

[20:10:36] & h4 mark my words

[20:10:59] & h4 login: sadly i can also confirm that

[20:11:05] & h4 i was bullied before i became a bully

[20:11:29] & h4 mrinfinity: i take offense at your vhost

[20:11:34] & h4 the 8 should be rotated by 90°

[20:11:52] & h4 yournamehere: what made you gay?

[20:12:46] & h4 sushi-chan: well your mom was a piece of shit then

[20:13:06] & h4 you dont come off as that

[20:13:15] & h4 yeah

[20:13:20] & h4 you seem pretty jolly

[20:13:30] & h4 except when discussing topics you have a strong opinion on

[20:13:35] & h4 but you still dont turn into a piece of shit

[20:13:39] & h4 you just get flustered

[20:14:05] & h4 a piece of shit is someone that tries to drag people down for their own benefit

[20:14:07] & h4 like notk

[20:15:25] & h4 no

[20:15:41] & h4 MatCat: i could try again

[20:15:45] & h4 a little harder this time

[20:16:04] & h4 but perhaps you want to tone down on the issue altogether

[20:16:52] & h4 sushi-chan: this is irc sushi

[20:16:56] & h4 nobody will notice

[20:18:25] & h4 sushi-chan: also stop calling yourself a piece of shit. I don't magically switch channels to talk to a piece of shit

[20:18:44] & h4 jesus

[20:18:49] & h4 stop putting so much effort into this

[20:18:59] & h4 just call it quits

[20:19:04] & h4 it obviously upsets people

[20:19:25] & h4 also i dont give a shit about your side

[20:23:50] & h4 i'm not

[20:23:56] & h4 why would i be?

[20:24:08] & h4 i was briefly mad at MatCat for bringing it up again

[20:24:15] & h4 and i really want to kick something

[20:24:23] & h4 got that urge out of the way

[20:24:30] & h4 because he asked for it

[20:26:13] & h4 yes

[20:26:17] & h4 he was very proud to let us know

[20:26:20] & h4 that he is studying

[20:26:22] & h4 ON A SATURDAY!!

[20:26:34] & h4 8 only?

[20:26:37] & h4 its saturday

[20:26:40] & h4 12 is more likely

[20:26:47] & h4 after grueling 3 hours of work

[20:27:28] & h4 open your window

[20:27:31] & h4 scream insults at them

[20:27:39] & h4 oh ffs

[20:27:46] & h4 can you stop preparing messages for hours?

[20:27:54] & h4 those are easily 3 lines

[20:27:57] & h4 i can't be bothered

[20:28:15] & h4 search for Sieg Heil Viktoria

[20:28:18] & h4 bang it real loud

[20:28:23] & h4 sing along

[20:28:26] & h4 the text is simple

[20:28:36] & h4 but be careful! tyil might hear it and enter france

[20:29:06] & h4 then please dont direct that thought at me

[20:29:23] & h4 sushi-chan: you can always just call the cops

[20:29:40] & h4 how are laws in france? If someone bangs loud music after 22:00 here, they can be fined

[20:29:49] & h4 you need better earplugs then

[20:29:52] & h4 mine work like a charme

[20:29:59] & h4 here too

[20:30:04] & h4 takes them a while to get here

[20:30:20] & h4 my favourite "Einsatz" was when they kept banging against a door

[20:30:21] & h4 nobody opened

[20:30:23] & h4 music didnt stop

[20:30:30] & h4 they shone their flashlight into my bedroom

[20:30:31] & h4 and left again

[20:30:52] & h4 hold on

[20:30:55] & h4 are you using the numpad Mikoolo?

[20:31:03] & h4 but

[20:31:05] & h4 AK-45?

[20:31:52] & h4 pff

[20:31:57] & h4 no self respecting terrorist would use that Mikoolo

[20:34:26] & h4 sushi-chan: are you banging the old deutsche reich songs yet?

[20:35:12] & h4 sushi-chan: if someone banged a song from the third reich and told me something about sexy

[20:35:17] & h4 i'd just leave

[20:35:23] & h4 they are not supposed to be sexy

[20:46:54] & h4 sushi-chan: it is late for you

[20:47:02] & h4 Frogorg: you still working out?

[20:47:15] & h4 havent done squats in over a week :|

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