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[15:11:29] & h4 Herr Frogorg

[15:22:04] & h4 huh

[15:33:39] & h4 that dick

[15:37:26] & h4 Frogorg: it is quite the mature dick

[15:50:11] & h4 lol

[15:50:19] & h4 android imgur app

[15:50:40] & h4 no it's totally fine

[15:51:49] & h4 what is that?

[15:58:59] & h4 Frogorg: nice

[15:59:21] & h4 noticed how taste and smell improves?

[15:59:33] & h4 ugh

[15:59:42] & h4 still nicotine?

[16:00:04] & h4 yournamehere: but what about the stds?

[16:00:33] & h4 huh

[16:01:32] & h4 what game is that?

[16:01:39] & h4 oh

[16:01:49] & h4 there is a sequel coming

[16:02:23] & h4 no

[16:02:35] & h4 nothing there

[16:03:02] & h4 have you tried the official imgur android app?

[16:03:09] & h4 i heard it's quite awesome

[16:04:08] & h4 negative

[16:05:15] & h4 it's a trap

[16:05:43] & h4 hold on

[16:05:46] & h4 i asked what that was

[16:05:47] & h4 did you answer?

[16:06:29] & h4 Syndus: would you please stop it with this garbage app already?

[16:06:51] & h4 why is there advertisement at the bottom?

[16:07:11] & h4 and why do you get ads for vitamines?

[16:07:20] & h4 american spotted

[16:07:27] & h4 yournamehere: s/go/horrible/

[16:08:06] & h4 you mean the 1-2 movies i watch every year?

[16:08:07] & h4 no

[16:08:27] & h4 but if i paid for them

[16:08:34] & h4 and still got pestered by anti-piracy garbage and ads

[16:08:37] & h4 i'd be so pissed

[16:09:36] & h4 imagine you'd be paying for all these marvel crap movies

[16:11:10] & h4 haven't watched any...that whole superhero stuff does not appeal to me

[16:11:33] & h4 i got Pulp Fiction on DVD :P

[16:11:42] & h4 that was worth the money imo

[16:12:21] & h4 i had some jackie chan movies on vhs

[16:12:48] & h4 i gave them away though

[16:13:08] & h4 oh i remember those days

[16:13:26] & h4 great movie

[16:14:02] & h4 no

[16:14:18] & h4 alright granpa

[16:14:21] & h4 just sit down over here

[16:14:28] & h4 yes, the americans won world war 2

[16:14:58] & h4 getting old sucks

[16:15:07] & h4 your body decays

[16:15:13] & h4 you get this old people smell once you pass 50

[16:15:30] & h4 i am completely innocent

[16:15:40] & h4 crovax: that is sad

[16:15:44] & h4 i am 33 and don't feel that way

[16:15:58] & h4 wow

[16:15:59] & h4 you are ancient

[16:16:06] & h4 shut up ComputerTech

[16:16:16] & h4 now leave ComputerTech

[16:16:33] & h4 kick?

[16:16:43] & h4 kick?

[16:16:53] & h4 oh?

[16:17:25] & h4 we had to inspect the door

[16:17:27] & h4 together

[16:17:37] & h4 shut up ComputerTech

[16:17:48] & h4 look at that

[16:17:52] & h4 we were having a conversation

[16:17:55] & h4 ComputerTech shows up

[16:18:00] & h4 now it's ruined

[16:18:01] & h4 great!

[16:18:16] & h4 too late for that

[16:18:23] & h4 you already shat in the pool

[16:19:24] & h4 poor nicky town

[16:22:38] & h4 ugh

[16:22:59] & h4 reminds me of x_ all the time

[16:23:13] & h4 <@mrinfinity> WE DEM BOIZ

[16:23:15] & h4 stuff like that

[16:23:17] & h4 twice within 20 seconds

[16:23:56] & h4 this is the one Mikoolo

[16:24:07] & h4 i was confused because you had this pathetic "+" in front of your nick

[16:24:11] & h4 wanted to kick you but couldn't

[16:24:15] & h4 then i figured it out

[16:24:26] & h4 buuh!

[16:24:38] & h4 thought you were pretending

[16:24:49] & h4 this is not right

[16:24:57] & h4 but i dont wnat to anymore

[16:25:07] & h4 that better?

[16:25:16] & h4 but now it isnt

[16:25:24] & h4 .protect

[16:25:31] & h4 i still don't get protection

[16:25:39] & h4 unlike some other cunts that only got it because they got kicked

[16:25:47] & h4 no ComputerTech

[16:25:49] & h4 i shall not

[16:27:54] & h4 Mikoolo: what's to suck?

[16:28:12] & h4 would you care to name the people that sucked his cock :D

[16:29:12] & h4 impressive

[16:29:16] & h4 that is +300%

[16:30:30] & h4 and physics

[16:31:16] & h4 its size just increases

[16:31:20] & h4 for alcoholics

[16:31:23] & h4 might puncture other organs

[16:31:50] & h4 so we should all be alcoholics

[16:31:51] & h4 got it

[16:32:24] & h4 alpha?

[16:32:46] & h4 Frogorg: but you are in poland

[16:32:54] & h4 passing out from alcohol once a week is barely noticeable

[16:33:47] & h4 damn

[16:36:31] & h4 Frogorg: you didn't?

[16:37:28] & h4 your dealer?

[17:09:48] & h4 calm down!

[17:22:28] & h4 Mikoolo: why is that funny?

[17:22:57] & h4 who shooting who?

[17:23:24] & h4 yeah that much was obvious

[17:23:29] & h4 but why is that funny?

[17:24:09] & h4 but one would have to have a lot of context

[17:24:15] & h4 to get why that is funny

[17:24:40] & h4 given the 36k views

[17:24:48] & h4 i don't think the problem is my location

[17:25:01] & h4 man you need a job again

[17:27:13] & h4 .quote search german

[17:27:17] & h4 .quote read 319

[17:27:23] & h4 what?

[17:27:31] & h4 .quote read 421

[17:27:40] & h4 wow

[17:27:50] & h4 did you just say that tonis german is bad?

[17:28:03] & h4 someone is really looking for trouble

[17:28:07] & h4 picking fights left and right

[17:28:27] & h4 aber echt

[17:28:34] & h4 gottloser Hund

[17:28:46] & h4 ooooha!

[17:28:53] & h4 now you say tonis english is bad?

[17:29:05] & h4 the fuck is your problem with toni?

[17:29:16] & h4 "flummiet" :D

[17:29:17] & h4 wtf

[17:29:27] & h4 wow

[17:29:29] & h4 i quote that for her

[17:29:32] & h4 now you pick on sushi

[17:29:39] & h4 saying she is incapable of reading the room

[17:29:41] & h4 alright

[17:29:43] & h4 noted

[17:30:10] & h4 $tell sushi-chan <@h4> now you pick on sushi <@h4> saying she is incapable of reading the room

[17:30:35] & h4 dank meiner Nichte finde ich andauernd Flummis :D

[17:30:42] & h4 und die Dinger sind schlichtweg total cool

[17:32:13] & h4 i have never played a zelda game

[17:32:23] & h4 but yeah

[17:32:33] & h4 und der Uhu Kleber :D

[17:32:43] & h4 erinnert das an die Kindheit und das ständige Basteln zurück

[17:32:55] & h4 you don't speak irish ComputerTech?

[17:33:00] & h4 why not?

[17:33:16] & h4 that's because you only know all these americunts online

[17:33:39] & h4 i am ashamed of ComputerTech not embracing his culture

[17:33:58] & h4 imagine i could not speak german

[17:34:03] & h4 imagine my german would be horrible

[17:42:17] & h4 toni

[17:42:29] & h4 didn't you show me your backpack before?

[17:42:35] & h4 i don't remember link on it

[17:42:41] & h4 but i somehow recall you having a new backpack

[17:43:08] & h4 lol

[17:43:27] & h4 that is still link though

[17:43:42] & h4 don't make me kick mrinfinity!!

[17:43:49] & h4 i am more than ready to do it

[17:44:11] & h4 now it's time for some situps

[17:44:15] & h4 or for ComputerTech: crunches

[17:45:05] & h4 to even it out

[17:45:11] & h4 he uses the other hand to jerk off

[17:45:20] & h4 that is genius

[17:45:37] & h4 i truly underestimated him

[17:47:42] & h4 who is that?

[17:47:47] & h4 .u Daniel Holtzclaw

[17:47:54] & h4 not an internet personality

[18:16:07] & h4 hello Angel of the Morning Angel

[18:16:21] & h4 just call me "Euer Hochwohlgeboren"

[18:16:37] & h4 ja doch, und selbst?

[18:16:56] & h4 ich bin höher

[18:18:01] & h4 $in 5m tee!

[18:18:26] & h4 Junkies?

[18:18:30] & h4 bin ich hier in Frankfurt oder was?

[18:20:27] & h4 oh

[18:20:27] & h4 eew

[18:21:47] & h4 oh der

[18:22:06] & h4 1/2 is 1/2, /3 is 1/6

[18:22:08] & h4 and so on

[18:22:22] & h4 Harzilein: TK?

[18:22:45] & h4 digga

[18:22:48] & h4 TK Pizza?

[18:22:54] & h4 bah

[18:22:57] & h4 widert mich jetzt ein wenig an

[18:23:04] & h4 JA

[18:23:05] & h4 danke Engel!

[18:24:08] & h4 lass bringen Bro

[18:24:18] & h4 hast sicher paar dezente Pizzabuden in der Nähe

[18:24:21] & h4 Meter?

[18:24:30] & h4 ja

[18:24:31] & h4 :D

[18:24:33] & h4 ruf an

[18:24:38] & h4 sag du kannst nicht kommen, regnet

[18:24:51] & h4 ach du bist doch garantiert Stammkunde

[18:24:58] & h4 die 20m werden sie für dich schon machen

[18:25:00] & h4 dauert dann ne Stunde

[18:25:02] & h4 aber yolo

[18:25:31] & h4 like?

[18:25:59] & h4 pff

[18:26:02] & h4 nix geileres?

[18:26:07] & h4 was machst dazu?

[18:26:14] & h4 kannst ja nicht nur Hack fressen

[18:26:19] & h4 also doch, du bist Deutsch, du kannst :D

[18:26:44] & h4 ich hätt schon mächtig Laune auf Bratkartoffeln

[18:27:25] & h4 tonnenweise Fleisch

[18:27:56] & h4 ja damit das Fleisch runtergespült wird

[18:28:11] & h4 hab es auch bis heute nicht geschafft, nüchtern den Griechen zu verlassen

[18:29:19] & h4 auf wessen Kosten?

[18:29:53] & h4 na ja, dafür füllt er sie ab

[18:32:24] & h4 why all of a sudden?

[18:32:48] & h4 joa

[18:32:50] & h4 und selbstß

[18:32:50] & h4 ?

[18:33:12] & h4 oh god

[18:33:15] & h4 does he get an erection now?

[18:33:42] & h4 huh

[18:34:06] & h4 kick?

[18:34:23] & h4 are you certain?

[18:35:01] & h4 i guess i have to kick tr then

[18:35:04] & h4 as you are uncertain

[18:35:14] & h4 oh wait a minute

[18:35:15] & h4 you cunt

[18:35:29] & h4 gently booting it out

[18:35:41] & h4 prove it!

[18:36:11] & h4 that was ok

[18:36:25] & h4 Kowal:

[18:36:28] & h4 please take out the trash

[18:37:17] & h4 what is an "unlocked"?

[18:37:38] & h4 but that would be OC

[18:37:44] & h4 oh so a K

[18:39:47] & h4 damn

[18:39:54] & h4 what are you planning to do with it?

[18:40:12] & h4 obviously running gentoo

[18:40:17] & h4 and compiling chrome and firefox from source

[18:40:27] & h4 that does require such a cpu

[18:40:42] & h4 yeah but

[18:40:47] & h4 semi pro gamer

[18:40:51] & h4 over the top hardware

[18:41:44] & h4 oh dear

[18:41:49] & h4 that hurts me

[18:41:52] & h4 eew

[18:41:55] & h4 an nvidia too

[18:42:01] & h4 got a 6800XT

[18:42:03] & h4 i like it

[18:42:19] & h4 why would you want debian?

[18:42:35] & h4 and apt is horrible

[18:43:05] & h4 your internet speed is measured in frequency?

[18:43:11] & h4 how fast is a 1GHz line?

[18:43:30] & h4 why would you bring up homebrew? lol

[18:43:39] & h4 well suffering is great, it beats dying

[18:43:47] & h4 wow

[18:43:49] & h4 MHz/s

[18:43:51] & h4 oh

[18:43:53] & h4 that's a gigabit

[18:43:56] & h4 got that too

[18:43:59] & h4 well on download anyways

[18:44:06] & h4 stop saying ghz

[18:44:21] & h4 ComputerTech: you better remove tr right now

[18:44:31] & h4 we don't want people from over there

[18:45:00] & h4 tr is a cunt

[18:45:02] & h4 transrelay

[18:45:10] & h4 you are on the transsexual end of this channel

[18:45:17] & h4 we are the normal part

[18:45:21] & h4 you are colourful and funny

[18:45:31] & h4 oh yeah launchd

[18:45:33] & h4 please do

[18:45:41] & h4 before he upgrades to 1250MHz/s

[18:46:19] & h4 so like probation

[18:46:39] & h4 see you tomorrow ComputerTech o/

[18:46:46] & h4 offended?

[18:46:48] & h4 OFFENDED?

[18:47:09] & h4 he acts so innocent

[18:47:15] & h4 he knows what he has done

[18:48:38] & h4 but you really have to work on that internet connection of yours

[18:48:43] & h4 if they sell you MHz/s

[18:48:47] & h4 you are obviously being scammed

[18:49:22] & h4 phew

[18:49:25] & h4 that is much better

[18:49:47] & h4 are you in a hury?

[18:49:49] & h4 *hurr

[18:49:51] & h4 ffs

[18:49:52] & h4 *hurry

[18:50:06] & h4 or just huge fingers

[18:50:13] & h4 !bang

[18:50:16] & h4 !bang

[18:50:17] & h4 !bang

[18:50:20] & h4 !reload

[18:50:21] & h4 !bang

[18:50:27] & h4 oh wow

[18:50:30] & h4 i shot a duck

[18:50:38] & h4 thx

[18:50:41] & h4 i totally stole it

[18:50:59] & h4 i cant wet you from here though

[18:51:05] & h4 someone needs to implement that still

[18:51:55] & h4 later

[18:53:29] & h4 there is a distro for just that

[18:53:31] & h4 and i forgot its name

[18:53:32] & h4 proxmox?

[18:56:30] & h4 pure linux is just a kernel

[18:57:02] & h4 but something like arch or void is pretty slim

[18:57:05] & h4 you got a tty

[18:57:12] & h4 what else could you require?

[18:57:19] & h4 i detest people running centos servers with gnome on them

[19:01:40] & h4 Superfly: don't know actually, never used it :P

[19:02:13] & h4 i dont know lol

[19:02:27] & h4 badly optimized game that suck the juice out of your hardware like there's no tomorrow

[19:02:41] & h4 running on an operating system that is shit itself

[19:02:50] & h4 you could try gaming on linux

[19:03:02] & h4 afaik quite a lot of games are working on it, some even better than on windows

[19:03:14] & h4 running proton i think

[19:03:18] & h4 i never actually tried it

[19:03:46] & h4 since you have to install windows anyways

[19:03:52] & h4 might as well try some gaming distro first

[19:03:58] & h4 garuda linux has some gaming edition

[19:04:20] & h4 imagine having to reinstall your OS because you got new hardware ... such windows things

[19:08:10] & h4 i heard its somewhat clunky and battery runtime...well probably not that great

[19:08:13] & h4 also a loud fan

[19:08:28] & h4 but as a prospect of kde in action and the ability to play any game without that windows garbage

[19:08:32] & h4 makes the steam deck a win in itself

[19:09:24] & h4 only problem i can see is that i prefer mouse and keyboard

[19:09:36] & h4 and that really defeats the purpose of a handheld

[19:15:30] & h4 hey Hotties o/

[19:16:03] & h4 the deck is an x86, right?

[19:22:33] & h4 wow

[19:22:37] & h4 and the cunt strikes again

[19:22:49] & h4 yeah you

[19:24:00] & h4 figures that you are from a town with "dung" in its name

[19:27:55] & h4 he moans

[19:27:55] & h4 gay

[19:28:17] & h4 nasty

[19:28:28] & h4 also gay

[19:43:49] & h4 hmm peach and mango especially

[19:43:55] & h4 those are all great fruits

[20:24:39] & h4 i come here

[20:24:42] & h4 first thing i see is ComputerTech

[20:24:44] & h4 talking about drinking

[20:24:45] & h4 go figure

[20:35:23] & h4 $in 5m tea!

[20:40:11] & h4 this isnt premium second2050

[20:40:57] & h4 yes

[20:43:59] & h4 $tell ComputerTech says hi

[20:59:44] & h4 DG: s/duck/dick

[22:25:54] & h4 he will be missed

[22:38:00] & h4 Harzilein

[22:38:04] & h4 du sollst nicht traurig sein

[22:38:27] & h4 while i do like the title Peorth

[22:38:32] & h4 without a jizzbot those are just words

[22:46:59] & h4 that's not just a regular kevin

[22:47:02] & h4 that's a cool kevin

[22:50:51] & h4 MatCat: but this is Kevin, not Kelvin

[22:51:11] & h4 also 0K is -273,15°C

[22:51:17] & h4 who says it can't go -300°C?

[22:51:21] & h4 prove it!

[22:52:05] & h4 i have to check on that

[22:53:24] & h4 that is absolutely right

[22:53:32] & h4 but even 0K can only be achieved theoretically

[22:54:18] & h4 TIL

[22:54:35] & h4 well we extrapolated it

[22:54:43] & h4 we have an idea what might happen at 0K

[23:14:02] & h4 Ahsoka: you are not supposed to use those on conscious people

[23:14:08] & h4 although can you call him conscious?

[23:14:14] & h4 he appears mostly braindead

[23:14:23] & h4 no offense ComputerTech

[23:14:46] & h4 MatCat: s/bad/lit/

[23:14:53] & h4 junkie

[23:20:33] & h4 ComputerTech ...

[23:20:35] & h4 really?

[23:20:40] & h4 you cum because you smell a fart?

[23:20:46] & h4 what the fucking hell?

[23:20:53] & h4 yeah no

[23:20:57] & h4 she blew a fart your way

[23:21:03] & h4 and after six seconds you came

[23:21:09] & h4 all over her

[23:21:16] & h4 very

[23:21:22] & h4 i don't wanna kinkshame you

[23:21:23] & h4 but

[23:21:24] & h4 eeew

[23:22:30] & h4 MatCat: s/a little bit/you little shit/

[23:23:50] & h4 i think you are all shit

[23:23:52] & h4 thus i leave

[23:23:54] & h4 o/

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