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Tuesday, May 9, 2023
[05:27:17] Mikoolo Drink alcohol and break dstuff?
[05:41:19] Mikoolo Fucking Jacobson. Putting his organ into so many animals.
[05:43:03] Mikoolo Because Jacobson keeps putting his organ into aninals, Kuro-chan.
[05:43:21] Mikoolo animals*
[06:59:31] Mikoolo .w
[06:59:38] Mikoolo Horribly warm here.
[06:59:59] Mikoolo .cc sunrise miami
[07:00:04] Mikoolo .cc sunset miami
[07:00:16] Mikoolo Very few sunhours you got there MatCat.
[07:00:18] Mikoolo Very few.
[07:00:23] Mikoolo Want to trade with me?
[07:00:37] Mikoolo .cc sunrise luleå
[07:00:44] Mikoolo .cc sunset luleå
[07:01:15] Mikoolo No.,
[07:01:17] Mikoolo We lost.
[07:01:22] Mikoolo Less sunhours = better.
[07:01:32] Mikoolo It's a dot.
[07:01:46] Mikoolo Å å
[07:01:50] Mikoolo Ä ä
[07:01:52] Mikoolo Ö ö
[07:02:46] Mikoolo Oh yeah.
[07:03:03] Mikoolo My 15 year old computer chair broke today.
[07:03:17] Mikoolo WAs leaning to the side heard a snap then I tilted even more.
[07:03:20] Mikoolo Didn't fall off.
[07:04:09] Mikoolo no
[07:04:11] Mikoolo It won't.
[07:04:21] Mikoolo Prepare for 1000 dumb questions, Syndus.
[07:13:15] Mikoolo TIL, Pineapples are evil.
[07:13:51] Mikoolo Theres microscopic needles in them.
[07:16:11] Mikoolo Thats because it's concentrated sweet happiness, vamp.
[07:16:33] Mikoolo It makes you feel ok about yourself when you wake up.
[07:16:40] Mikoolo And not want to kill everything on sight.
[07:19:16] Mikoolo The bromeline concentration in raw pineapple ain't enough for that.
[07:19:29] Mikoolo Bromelain*
[10:26:00] Mikoolo Starting on monday 15th, got postponed, login.
[10:26:46] Mikoolo Ain't planning on using any vacation days at this job.
[10:27:04] Mikoolo If I have them all unused I get them as a monetary bonus at the end of employment.
[10:27:11] Mikoolo If I use them up I get unpaid vacation.
[10:27:22] Mikoolo Seasonal work, 6 months long. Can't save them.
[10:27:37] Mikoolo Either use them or get them as money at the end.
[10:29:42] Mikoolo 12 hour days monday to wednesday, to around lunch on thursdays then the weekend starts.
[10:30:25] Mikoolo Union regulated pay so thats good.
[14:17:53] Mikoolo Stop being friendly, foxy.
[14:18:11] Mikoolo The germans start showing up because of that.
[14:21:51] Mikoolo The polish also liked germans before 1930, foxy.
[14:38:14] Mikoolo I ain't here 24/7.
[14:38:17] Mikoolo Hi Kowal.
[14:47:09] Mikoolo :)
[14:48:11] Mikoolo I have sad news h4.
[14:48:35] Mikoolo My only chair in the apartment broke today.
[14:48:45] Mikoolo It was over 15 years old of a cheap brand.
[14:49:05] Mikoolo Now I'm sitting on a cheap ikea stool that I've used as foot rest.
[14:49:37] Mikoolo I didn't buy it.
[14:49:44] Mikoolo Took it from grandpa after he passed away.
[14:50:11] Mikoolo I am adding information you didn't have.
[14:50:36] Mikoolo But I think I'm like 10kg heavier since then.
[14:50:49] Mikoolo Crying.
[14:50:54] Mikoolo Butt smarting.
[15:14:53] Mikoolo I've never pronounced it as Denzelle.
[15:14:57] Mikoolo I've said Denzel.
[15:15:42] Mikoolo Thank you for your affection to my lost comrade, h4.
[15:16:25] Mikoolo Oui! petit grenouille. I stopped a while ago.
[15:16:45] Mikoolo Barely anyone says "tala" in that context, \g. We say "prata".
[15:16:54] Mikoolo Tala is formal.
[15:17:17] Mikoolo Hold a speech = Hålla ett tal.
[15:17:41] Mikoolo Tal can also mean number in mathematics.
[15:18:06] Mikoolo Can also be used as in "Under 1980talet" or "Under 80talet".
[15:18:17] Mikoolo "80tals musik."
[15:18:40] Mikoolo English is the current lingua franca.
[15:19:14] Mikoolo Too many escargots on sushi-chan's connection.
[15:20:14] Mikoolo Make Anal Gape Again = MAGA
[15:20:57] Mikoolo Limit his bandwidth.
[15:22:52] Mikoolo Don't know if it works anymore but get a older and cheap android phone like the Galaxy ACE, root it coz it's easy af on it. And install network spoofer on it. Then redirect all internet traffic through the wifi as you wish, sushi-chan.
[15:23:36] Mikoolo network spoofer
[15:23:40] Mikoolo Thats the name of it.
[15:24:06] Mikoolo Take a deep breath h4.
[15:24:32] Mikoolo I got a Samsung.
[15:29:10] Mikoolo sushi-chan. You should read what ski wrote again.
[15:29:54] Mikoolo The french to english translation failed.
[15:30:13] Mikoolo "clearly your newborn baby symbolizes your desire for caffeine"
[15:31:03] Mikoolo You could tell who's a dick or not?
[15:32:17] Mikoolo Did you order edible spiders and ate them to make them fear you more than you feared them?
[15:55:46] Mikoolo sushi-chan I got the perfect Minecraft stream for you to watch.
[15:56:13] Mikoolo sushi-chan https://youtu.be/1WHUFpcDqPI
[15:56:40] Mikoolo Thats a clip from the stream sushi-chan.
[15:56:59] Mikoolo He's awake foxy?
[15:57:33] Mikoolo Hopefully he went to buy milk, foxy.
[16:14:18] Mikoolo Oh yeah
[16:14:23] Mikoolo I was gonna update my graphics drivers.
[16:14:32] Mikoolo And install whatever windows update I've missed these last.
[16:14:33] Mikoolo UPTIME: 43 days, 18 hours, 52 minutes
[17:12:53] Mikoolo deadly, if I get to manchester lets drink ourselves rat arsed and go to canal street and pick up some one night stands together.
[17:14:09] Mikoolo You're younger than me mate.
[17:14:18] Mikoolo Or were you older?
[17:14:34] Mikoolo I'm 38 this year.
[17:14:57] Mikoolo I'm half a year older than deadly.
[17:15:58] Mikoolo It's where deadly made most of his money in his youth, \g.
[17:16:37] Mikoolo Have you tried Idol Showdown yet \g?
[17:18:10] Mikoolo I miss being 16.
[17:18:20] Mikoolo No responsibilities.
[17:18:50] Mikoolo \g a free2play no mtx 2d fighting game. https://youtu.be/ChT2Cdveii0
[17:19:16] Mikoolo Even non-hololive fans like it \g.
[17:19:53] Mikoolo \g is willing to fight!
[17:20:08] Mikoolo None of what you mentioned is Dead or Alive 3.
[17:20:23] Mikoolo Or Dead or Alive 4.
[17:20:43] Mikoolo Fight Night Round 3 is also great.
[17:21:06] Mikoolo Yeah
[17:21:23] Mikoolo It had a system where you could use the right thumbstick to attack with.
[17:21:32] Mikoolo And different motions on it did different attacks.
[17:21:43] Mikoolo It was really fucking super OP vs buttons.
[17:22:15] Mikoolo Also easier to stun your opponent and enter first person punching mode with the stick.
[17:22:19] Mikoolo Than with the buttons.
[17:23:17] Mikoolo I dislike 2d fighters were you can get combo locked in a corner.
[17:23:31] Mikoolo is
[17:23:42] Mikoolo BUt it looked better on the 360, jeff_stacey.
[17:23:56] Mikoolo melty blood has that shit, \g.
[17:24:01] Mikoolo Atleast the one I played on 360.
[17:24:23] Mikoolo Dead or Alive 3 and up has the counter grappling system.
[17:24:25] Mikoolo I love it.
[17:24:47] Mikoolo Where you can counter into a grapple when a opponent attacks.
[17:26:18] Mikoolo Who's your favourite character in doa4?
[17:26:54] Mikoolo Better than Hayabusa.
[17:26:59] Mikoolo Mine is Brad Wong.
[17:27:23] Mikoolo Leon is also nice if you learn to play him.
[17:28:29] Mikoolo Ah the spartan.
[17:30:09] Mikoolo I think she's canon now.
[17:30:51] Mikoolo Yeah
[17:32:44] Mikoolo I like brad wong tho.
[17:32:52] Mikoolo He's DoA's version of Voldo.
[17:32:56] Mikoolo And Voldo is awesome.
[17:33:51] Mikoolo Voldo has been my favourite character in the Souls series since PSX.
[17:36:23] Mikoolo I've never been a fan of crossover characters.
[17:36:38] Mikoolo Did you ever try Spawn?
[17:37:06] Mikoolo Spawn was good.
[17:38:30] Mikoolo If for the obvious reasons I have to list Ivy as a top contender, \g.
[17:39:28] Mikoolo Voldo is a super combo.
[17:40:13] Mikoolo Have you had any use for the screwdriver yet tho \g?
[17:40:57] Mikoolo For science
[17:41:31] Mikoolo Ezio was in a sc game?
[17:41:34] Mikoolo I know Geralt was.
[17:42:04] Mikoolo nah
[17:42:06] Mikoolo V
[17:42:34] Mikoolo I went to the wiki.
[17:43:41] Mikoolo KRatos appeared in one of the portable versions?
[17:43:57] Mikoolo Yeah broken destiny is on psp
[18:34:02] Mikoolo I don't want to know what happens when you open the freezer then, PapaFrog.
[18:38:09] Mikoolo \g did you look at the 2 last 1911's in the demo ranch video? 308 and 5.56.
[18:51:28] Mikoolo yee
[18:51:45] Mikoolo They are cool but ugly at the same time \g.
[18:51:53] Mikoolo Normal 1911 lowers.
[18:52:16] Mikoolo I would check the frame for cracks tho.
[18:52:37] Mikoolo The first 10mm 1911's started to get cracks in the lower.
[18:52:44] Mikoolo Due to a stresspoint.
[18:52:53] Mikoolo They solved this by cutting that part off.
[18:53:58] Mikoolo Here \g https://youtu.be/Qxv8dw2hTBQ?t=266 mentioned at this timestamp.
[18:55:50] Mikoolo :D
[18:56:51] Mikoolo There are some fun anecdotes in firearm engineering.
[18:58:50] Mikoolo Ooh todays LTT is interesting
[19:06:10] Mikoolo Thank you irish666.
[19:07:50] Mikoolo 🦶
[19:08:19] Mikoolo .cc 200 miles to km
[19:08:57] Mikoolo And add extra work hours, gas costs.
[19:09:03] Mikoolo Higher shipping fees.
[19:09:54] Mikoolo Sure irish666! We can deliver the 512gb sd card for you right now! 60gbp in shipping fees!
[19:10:43] Mikoolo And thats only because they didn't have any other deliveries to do in your area, irish666.
[19:11:40] Mikoolo And that is?
[19:12:28] Mikoolo I have my stuff delivered to the closest checkout point from me.
[19:12:31] Mikoolo Walking distance.
[19:14:36] Mikoolo Did you order 10 O.MG Cables, irish666?
[19:17:45] Mikoolo What else would they compare it to that is a good comparison?
[19:19:05] Mikoolo They need something that a lot of people that don't have techie backgrounds can identify or recognize as being something similar.
[19:21:43] Mikoolo \g good thing I noticed this before I closed the tab https://i.imgur.com/DrwfVou.png
[19:26:22] Mikoolo \g can you explain this joke for me? https://i.imgur.com/lf5sIfL.jpg
[19:26:37] Mikoolo Oh wait
[19:26:40] Mikoolo .u california sober
[19:27:06] Mikoolo .u california sober/2
[19:35:43] Mikoolo And the second after that he was sent to purgatory, herald.
[19:36:34] Mikoolo Would have been hell but Satan was supposed to appear after Joseph and he told got "Nuhuh"
[19:36:45] Mikoolo told god*
[19:39:52] Mikoolo ComputerTech did you watch this when you were a much younger kid than you are today? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNBB2BUz83M
[19:40:36] Mikoolo :(
[19:40:39] Mikoolo It's welsh.
[19:41:49] Mikoolo Welsh has the same ugly CHSCKHS that dutch has.
[19:44:36] Mikoolo Go to bed vamp.
[19:44:41] Mikoolo You have my permission.
[19:44:48] Mikoolo I'll talk to Dracula for you.
[19:45:11] Mikoolo .cc sunset lulea
[19:45:35] Mikoolo Yeee
[19:45:45] Mikoolo We got polarbears walking on the streets here in northern sweden.
[19:46:04] Mikoolo Yeah if I pay it in penguin meat.
[19:47:07] Mikoolo They consider it a delicacy, h4.
[19:47:10] Mikoolo And sort of magic.
[19:47:12] Mikoolo magical.
[19:47:22] Mikoolo Like how african witch doctors thinks albino meat can cure aids.
[19:47:54] Mikoolo Strawberries in a bottle?
[19:50:03] Mikoolo The 👅 back*
[19:50:53] Mikoolo We should 🦶 Syndus for joining so much.
[19:51:43] Mikoolo ok
[19:51:46] Mikoolo There.
[19:52:10] Mikoolo Damn I made him happy.
[19:58:11] Mikoolo Seems like I missed something. Makes me feel blessed.
[20:02:13] Mikoolo \g when you got a house I'll come visit you for a month while sleeping in the guest room.
[20:02:28] Mikoolo And we'll play all the games on your backlog together.
[20:02:42] Mikoolo Starting from what I consider is the best.
[20:06:32] Mikoolo Dont' know what \g has on his backlog, ski.
[20:07:19] Mikoolo Think I'll go to bed before sunrise today.
[20:07:26] Mikoolo .cc sunrise lulea may 10th
[20:08:32] Mikoolo Don't worry ski.
[20:08:38] Mikoolo He's still joining/disconnecting.
[20:08:39] Mikoolo [21:52:13] * Syndus (~androirc@9F626FE1.4BB88D6F.D444D213.IP) has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[20:08:47] Mikoolo 16 minutes ago for me.
[20:10:36] Mikoolo Fuck I should raid big bro or my aunts house this weekend for a nicer chair to sit on for a while.
[20:11:02] Mikoolo So it's daijobu ski.
[20:11:17] Mikoolo I can still sit on it but it would be on floor level.
[20:11:28] Mikoolo It's ok.
[20:11:49] Mikoolo It's ok, ski, daijobu.
[20:11:55] Mikoolo .u daijobu
[20:12:34] Mikoolo Theres simplified chinese, \g.
[20:13:24] Mikoolo Like suki and tsuki.
[20:14:24] Mikoolo So is my surname but a lot of people fail at it.
[20:15:11] Mikoolo Theres a fair chance I might have one, ski.
[20:15:45] Mikoolo Syndus did you use /msg chanserv unban #computertech
[20:15:59] Mikoolo Or has ComputerTech it under paranoid levels of access restriction.
[20:16:12] Mikoolo Check if it works for you Syndus.
[20:16:39] Mikoolo Did you do it Syndus?
[20:16:44] Mikoolo Nice
[20:16:58] Mikoolo Theres also /msg chanserv checkban #channelname
[20:17:06] Mikoolo To see what asshat put it there.
[20:17:13] Mikoolo In this case it was me.
[20:17:33] Mikoolo He wants something big in his ass, Syndus.
[20:19:27] Mikoolo So it was trendy to get sick? :s
[20:21:00] Mikoolo Thats still trendy.
[20:21:40] Mikoolo Call in a bomb thread to the stadium that super bowl takes place on and people will trample each other.
[20:21:53] Mikoolo threat*
[20:23:19] Mikoolo \g heres all the swedish you need to know. https://youtu.be/V_BcTIaERlI
[20:28:05] Mikoolo She's doing the translations to english poorly imo.
[20:45:47] Mikoolo You can borrow my bic.
[20:45:59] Mikoolo I really hope I get it back but I know I won't.
[20:47:53] Mikoolo Imagine if a gay couple served that tho. Just to fuck with people.
[20:50:11] Mikoolo I think you might break some ribs and bones on her if you bounce her.
[20:52:47] Mikoolo How the fuck do you make a slingshot out of a toilet?
[20:53:32] Mikoolo Doubt
[20:53:40] Mikoolo ComputerTech is better at english than you are, irish666.
[20:54:11] Mikoolo You're struggling with the lingo, irish666 :(
[20:55:08] Mikoolo No one is perfect.
[20:55:14] Mikoolo Ain't it so No_One?
[20:55:19] Mikoolo No one else is tho.
[20:57:34] Mikoolo Also ComputerTech is only sober when he's asleep, irish666.
[20:57:49] Mikoolo But theres evidence that says otherwise.
[20:59:11] Mikoolo Did the ryobi tiller break down and you bought a makita now?
[21:00:28] Mikoolo HAH
[21:00:30] Mikoolo HE'S DEAD!
[21:00:40] Mikoolo We're still free from canadians!
[21:01:41] Mikoolo You forgot to mention that he was an immigrant, End3r.
[21:02:36] Mikoolo Theres people born in USA that say they are german-americans so theres obviously mexican-americans.
[21:03:01] Mikoolo So also confirming that they were an immigrant is important for this reason.
[21:03:13] Mikoolo A lot of americans do, End3r.
[21:03:58] Mikoolo Well.
[21:04:20] Mikoolo There are mexican nazis, End3r. Ever heard about the synarcists?
[21:04:30] Mikoolo synarchists*
[21:04:59] Mikoolo I know it's a joke, End3r.
[21:13:47] Mikoolo Also there is a neo-nazi movement in mexico if not more.
[21:13:56] Mikoolo I've linked to one of them.
[21:14:15] Mikoolo Arabs weren't white either but Hitler was allied with them, End3r.
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