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[00:00:46] Mikoolo Buy a cheap small low energy monitor that you can ducttape to the server.

[00:04:01] Mikoolo usb-c monitor with touchscreen, \g. Use virtual keyboard.

[08:20:01] Mikoolo My baby shot me down

[10:41:10] Mikoolo ComputerTech is asleep.

[10:41:18] Mikoolo With a wet bed.

[10:41:24] Mikoolo From drinking too many mangers.

[10:52:20] Mikoolo Wars are fought with long distance braille typing machines.

[10:54:09] Mikoolo Sadly the human body is not advanced enough to read the messages without experiencing malfunctions.

[10:54:13] Mikoolo :)

[10:57:13] Mikoolo Think about it yournamehere. Braille is raised dots in a pattern. Bullets are fast moving dots.

[10:57:48] Mikoolo Heading in a straight line until it loses momentum and starts getting affected by gravity even more than it does while at mach 1.

[10:58:42] Mikoolo Not that many pregnancies that occurs from mass shootings tho.

[10:58:48] Mikoolo If any.

[12:28:35] Mikoolo I found another cure Syndus. Want to see it?

[12:37:33] Mikoolo Syndus I got you a bageel in the toaster right now https://i.imgur.com/kIFwC2K.png

[12:39:44] Mikoolo Better change nick to tramp, vamp. To get rid of your curse.

[12:55:28] Mikoolo .tt

[12:55:35] Mikoolo .trivia 5

[12:55:55] Mikoolo stop

[12:56:16] Mikoolo greta garbro

[12:56:25] Mikoolo stasi

[12:56:27] Mikoolo the stasi

[12:56:30] Mikoolo west germany

[12:56:34] Mikoolo stalinism

[12:56:44] Mikoolo stanislav

[12:56:53] Mikoolo standing

[12:56:57] Mikoolo thanks Syndus

[12:57:28] Mikoolo isaac was a writer not a scientist?

[12:57:36] Mikoolo Don't remember him being a scientist at all.

[12:57:53] Mikoolo .trivia 5

[12:58:11] Mikoolo alfred hichcock

[12:58:29] Mikoolo status normal all fucked up = snafu

[12:58:33] Mikoolo brother lost

[12:58:39] Mikoolo broken arrow

[12:58:46] Mikoolo a movie is called that

[12:58:54] Mikoolo the self aware fighter jet I think.

[12:58:59] Mikoolo micheline

[12:59:03] Mikoolo michelin

[12:59:08] Mikoolo mitsubishi

[12:59:18] Mikoolo badminton

[12:59:28] Mikoolo ventura

[12:59:36] Mikoolo foggerty

[12:59:41] Mikoolo faukner

[12:59:47] Mikoolo ffreddy

[12:59:49] Mikoolo freddy

[12:59:52] Mikoolo freckles

[13:00:00] Mikoolo fremen

[13:00:12] Mikoolo freddey

[13:00:22] Mikoolo freaday

[13:00:26] Mikoolo yee

[13:00:43] Mikoolo Kiss is such a unpopular band that none of the active ones knows who they are.

[13:00:47] Mikoolo In here.

[13:01:02] Mikoolo Another 5?

[13:01:05] Mikoolo Or 10?

[13:01:16] Mikoolo Is it dead?

[13:01:39] Mikoolo I have DuckHunt on ignore. Don't wanna start trivia if it ain't dead.

[13:01:57] Mikoolo But I guess it is.

[13:02:14] Mikoolo .trivia 6

[13:02:23] Mikoolo Cyprus

[13:02:25] Mikoolo Rome

[13:02:32] Mikoolo Nantucket

[13:02:44] Mikoolo Nicolaus

[13:02:58] Mikoolo Niceene

[13:03:07] Mikoolo nicemena

[13:03:30] Mikoolo 1962

[13:03:37] Mikoolo 1959

[13:03:39] Mikoolo 1958

[13:03:41] Mikoolo 1957

[13:03:43] Mikoolo 1956

[13:03:46] Mikoolo 1955

[13:03:51] Mikoolo 1961

[13:03:54] Mikoolo 1960

[13:03:57] Mikoolo 1964

[13:03:59] Mikoolo 1966

[13:04:01] Mikoolo 1967

[13:04:03] Mikoolo 1968

[13:04:04] Mikoolo 1969

[13:04:11] Mikoolo Damn

[13:04:14] Mikoolo I missed it.

[13:04:20] Mikoolo Maverick

[13:04:34] Mikoolo yankee doodle dooo

[13:04:42] Mikoolo yankee doodle land

[13:04:58] Mikoolo yankee dooodle dandy

[13:05:12] Mikoolo antelopes

[13:05:15] Mikoolo antlers

[13:05:17] Mikoolo horns

[13:05:21] Mikoolo freckles

[13:05:24] Mikoolo females

[13:05:30] Mikoolo flowers

[13:05:34] Mikoolo florida

[13:05:39] Mikoolo flower

[13:05:44] Mikoolo floods

[13:05:54] Mikoolo sinnews

[13:05:55] Mikoolo sinews

[13:06:04] Mikoolo tendons

[13:06:17] Mikoolo Humans

[13:06:25] Mikoolo humble humans

[13:06:34] Mikoolo human parents

[13:06:43] Mikoolo human adults

[13:06:49] Mikoolo human mothers

[13:07:05] Mikoolo human gangs

[13:07:37] Mikoolo Fuck this.

[13:07:45] Mikoolo Hope you have a decent day at work wildting2.

[13:07:53] Mikoolo With no drama.

[13:29:28] Mikoolo https://twitter.com/m4stiff/status/1618325312642904065

[13:33:26] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/ceVBQUPgyjY

[13:58:39] Mikoolo Kowal, if I start having beef with you while you're on that side of the bot does it become crosschannel drama?

[13:59:18] Mikoolo .trivia 5

[13:59:26] Mikoolo The beatles

[13:59:37] Mikoolo Jason

[13:59:40] Mikoolo Jason Vorhees

[13:59:44] Mikoolo Friday the 13th

[13:59:53] Mikoolo Roaches

[13:59:57] Mikoolo jitter

[14:00:02] Mikoolo invasion

[14:00:13] Mikoolo intrigue

[14:00:27] Mikoolo Forgot that word

[14:00:34] Mikoolo Coca Cola

[14:00:36] Mikoolo Pepsi

[14:00:38] Mikoolo Fanta

[14:00:40] Mikoolo Tequila

[14:00:51] Mikoolo Tylenol

[14:01:13] Mikoolo ian mcgregor

[14:01:47] Mikoolo ian morran

[14:01:56] Mikoolo ian marran

[14:02:00] Mikoolo Never heardo f

[14:02:06] Mikoolo More?

[14:02:08] Mikoolo Or eough?

[14:02:11] Mikoolo enough*

[14:02:24] Mikoolo .trivia 5

[14:02:33] Mikoolo dogs

[14:02:35] Mikoolo cats

[14:02:38] Mikoolo horses

[14:02:42] Mikoolo finks

[14:02:53] Mikoolo o

[14:03:04] Mikoolo .skip

[14:03:14] Mikoolo six

[14:03:15] Mikoolo 6

[14:03:20] Mikoolo o

[14:03:28] Mikoolo Jonnie

[14:03:30] Mikoolo jon

[14:03:53] Mikoolo bagshead

[14:03:56] Mikoolo bagelshead

[14:04:00] Mikoolo bangladesh

[14:05:04] Mikoolo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corbin_Bernsen

[14:05:06] Mikoolo Thats the actor

[14:05:24] Mikoolo Same

[14:05:31] Mikoolo But he was the dentist in The Dentist

[14:06:13] Mikoolo If you hate dentistry or got a hard time to watch stuff like that then don't.

[14:06:23] Mikoolo I've noticed, grandpa.

[14:06:36] Mikoolo .trivia 5

[14:06:55] Mikoolo paramediphobia

[14:07:05] Mikoolo paraliphobia

[14:07:18] Mikoolo paraphiliphobia

[14:07:36] Mikoolo paraplipophobia

[14:07:42] Mikoolo damn

[14:07:46] Mikoolo was about to remove the p

[14:07:55] Mikoolo You were pretty close tho

[14:08:00] Mikoolo fools garden

[14:08:10] Mikoolo food poisoning

[14:08:21] Mikoolo pottery

[14:08:27] Mikoolo vases

[14:08:39] Mikoolo kaokao

[14:09:00] Mikoolo Katty

[14:09:03] Mikoolo Kevin

[14:09:07] Mikoolo Kooly

[14:09:24] Mikoolo karl

[14:09:32] Mikoolo kreah

[14:09:37] Mikoolo krith

[14:09:40] Mikoolo kreth

[14:09:41] Mikoolo krath

[14:09:43] Mikoolo kroth

[14:09:49] Mikoolo o

[14:09:58] Mikoolo eyethingies

[14:10:04] Mikoolo frollics

[14:10:12] Mikoolo freckles

[14:26:10] Mikoolo These are certified venomous ones.

[14:26:26] Mikoolo That won't crawl into your ears while you sleep.

[14:26:37] Mikoolo hi

[14:27:08] Mikoolo Imagine a spider free australia, wez.

[14:27:15] Mikoolo It would be like a gun free US.

[14:27:26] Mikoolo An impossibility.

[14:30:47] Mikoolo I usually have one spider in my bathroom.

[14:31:02] Mikoolo Sometimes I've had complete retarded spiders habitating it.

[14:31:30] Mikoolo WHam going to the bathroom. Spiderweeb across the door opening.

[14:31:33] Mikoolo And walk into it.

[14:31:38] Mikoolo That spider died.

[14:31:43] Mikoolo Due to being dumb.

[14:32:04] Mikoolo No

[14:32:25] Mikoolo Same spider also decided to put its web on the shower curtains.

[14:32:35] Mikoolo So it was a repeat offender.

[14:32:54] Mikoolo It was faked, ski.

[14:32:55] Mikoolo The video.

[14:33:03] Mikoolo Yeah

[14:33:09] Mikoolo .yt spiders on drugs

[14:55:23] Mikoolo hi

[14:56:05] Mikoolo Watch out. Ahsoka might come and start sniffing.

[14:56:14] Mikoolo She's been talking about farts lately.

[15:05:13] Mikoolo That gets higher for each year.

[15:07:56] Mikoolo Theres a simple hardness test you can do. Pour ground coffee into a bottle of the water you want to test. Leave the bottle with water and ground coffee. The less colourization the water gets from the coffee = the harder it is.

[15:09:24] Mikoolo Thats if the water is hot and being in motion.

[15:10:06] Mikoolo And I feel that you misintepreted my sentence.

[15:12:11] Mikoolo How much bullets do you store in airtight boxes End3r?

[16:15:28] Mikoolo Audrey Hale killed 6 people.

[16:18:49] Mikoolo Topic is still relevant.

[16:20:09] Mikoolo Give me wiki rights ComputerTech so I can make a wikipage about my non-existence on technet.

[16:22:35] Mikoolo Your cat thinks it's a dog.

[16:22:44] Mikoolo Are very few.

[16:23:09] Mikoolo The number of people who call their dog 'Good boy/girl' are shitloads.

[16:27:23] Mikoolo PETA being the worst offender.

[16:27:51] Mikoolo PETA even steals dogs on leashes on private property to euthanize.

[16:28:12] Mikoolo No \g.

[16:28:52] Mikoolo No login, to produce dog and cat meat for the chinese and SEA market.

[16:33:52] Mikoolo The day they can vocalize their needs to humans is the start of their freedom of choice wether to be free or in captive. After that it'll probably take something like 30ish years for them to gain rights in society.

[16:35:25] Mikoolo End3r?

[16:35:46] Mikoolo Never been in nerds.

[16:36:05] Mikoolo no

[16:36:44] Mikoolo If you suspect someone is being me ask them something about sweden, End3r.

[16:37:26] Mikoolo I think we're quite few on rizon.

[16:37:38] Mikoolo We used to be more.

[16:38:01] Mikoolo Theres a lot more finnish people here tho.

[16:38:44] Mikoolo THey are afraid of the finnish users,.

[16:39:03] Mikoolo It's all joy and fun until the snow starts speaking finnish.

[16:39:57] Mikoolo login https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNgFNHdXoAQqsef.jpg

[16:40:46] Mikoolo It got burnt down in 2021 tho, ski.

[16:43:18] Mikoolo The Goat, login.

[16:43:27] Mikoolo The goat ain't a sheep.

[16:43:30] Mikoolo THe Goat is a Goat.

[16:44:12] Mikoolo You can do some self study about it tho, login.

[16:44:34] Mikoolo You got all the keywords necessary to find out about it.

[16:44:41] Mikoolo .kb emanuellee bye

[16:47:28] Mikoolo ski, wikipedia is banned in china.

[16:49:34] Mikoolo Yeah ski.

[16:50:32] Mikoolo PapaFrog you can burn holes in it.

[16:50:39] Mikoolo And keep the rest of the bill intact.

[16:51:55] Mikoolo Technically it doesn't as the bill would cease to exist.

[16:52:28] Mikoolo ski login needs to be reminded of when you mentioned that now.

[16:54:26] Mikoolo Apparently it has never been tried in court wether burning dollar bills into ash is illegal or not, \g, PapaFrog.

[16:54:46] Mikoolo Completely burning them to ash that is.

[16:55:30] Mikoolo Please don't, unless you want more of them, PapaFrog.

[16:58:25] Mikoolo \g I know you dislike them but are you aware of this game that is gaining popularity? https://youtu.be/lkcTeZyknQg

[16:59:22] Mikoolo 5k active players right now on steam, \g.

[16:59:44] Mikoolo Thats 4400 more players than Redfall has on steam.

[17:00:53] Mikoolo Nah

[17:01:02] Mikoolo Politics replaces religions.

[17:01:16] Mikoolo lol no

[17:02:02] Mikoolo Then by that logic then hollywood replaces religion.

[17:02:19] Mikoolo Jackie Chan replaces religion.

[17:02:35] Mikoolo Vinnie the Pooh replaces Xijing Ping.

[17:46:50] Mikoolo You're welcome, h4 onee-san.

[18:10:46] Mikoolo If you were EU you could send them to Nintendo and they'll fix em.

[18:11:20] Mikoolo https://www.makeuseof.com/how-to-send-joy-cons-off-for-free-repair/

[18:11:32] Mikoolo 3rd party?

[18:11:43] Mikoolo That look like split pro gamepad?

[18:11:57] Mikoolo Nice

[18:12:12] Mikoolo I really dislike the flatness of the og ones.

[19:17:17] Mikoolo What year did the movie take place?

[19:17:37] Mikoolo Prolly didn't have a telly then.

[19:18:19] Mikoolo Haven't seen the movie tbh.

[19:19:20] Mikoolo This was quite fun to listen to while doing something https://youtu.be/Zae5vHrQQ8A

[19:21:59] Mikoolo Not just about redfall.

[19:22:30] Mikoolo But obviously Redfall is the whole "PC Gaming in Crisis" thing.

[19:22:42] Mikoolo huh

[19:25:22] Mikoolo Looks scripted.

[19:25:57] Mikoolo I think ~ should be disqualified from participating in the contest part.

[19:26:35] Mikoolo systwi theres a solution /ignore DuckHunt

[19:27:10] Mikoolo Theres also gaping anuses, ComputerTech.

[19:29:02] Mikoolo I use my phone for audiobooks.

[19:29:10] Mikoolo ipadophiles.

[19:30:23] Mikoolo Do you like naan?

[19:30:35] Mikoolo Yee

[19:30:58] Mikoolo ^5 Compass_Away

[19:31:00] Mikoolo Ok

[19:32:10] Mikoolo Nah

[19:32:27] Mikoolo It's not racist to hate devices, companies or brands, Compass_Away.

[19:32:47] Mikoolo It's a better nick than Compass_Away, h4.

[19:33:19] Mikoolo You're the lower ranked comp bearing nick, Compass_Away.

[19:33:25] Mikoolo Not you Compass_Away but Compass_Away.

[19:33:32] Mikoolo Well, you get what I mean.

[19:34:48] Mikoolo ComputerTech fuck now it works D:

[19:35:06] Mikoolo It's access sensitive D:

[19:35:32] Mikoolo No, my ignore list that you're about to get on, Ahsoka.

[19:35:56] Mikoolo "*Added Ahsoka to ignore."

[19:36:30] Mikoolo h4 change line of work if you can get a physically demanding job at the same or better pay.

[19:37:09] Mikoolo Thats why they feel so smooth h4? D:

[19:37:26] Mikoolo :(

[19:37:32] Mikoolo I get paid to work out.

[19:38:23] Mikoolo My line of work provides me a energy output that allows me to have a delicious diet.

[19:38:55] Mikoolo Without expanding my body in a horizontal fashion.

[19:39:20] Mikoolo Copious amounts of free space being alone on my ignore list.

[19:40:31] Mikoolo Violence breeds violence.

[19:40:54] Mikoolo You'd have to kick a lot of people then.

[19:41:01] Mikoolo And be unable to kick some of them.

[19:41:11] Mikoolo Are you a DC fan?

[19:41:27] Mikoolo Vertigo then.

[19:42:08] Mikoolo What about belgian comics then?

[19:42:14] Mikoolo Like Spirou, Jerome K Bloche.

[19:42:20] Mikoolo The smurfs.

[19:42:30] Mikoolo GASTON

[19:42:35] Mikoolo GASTON IS NOT GARBAGE

[19:42:56] Mikoolo RRGghhnntnthjjdjdjdjsjsjsjj!

[19:44:30] Mikoolo h4 what about Johann und Pfiffikus?

[19:45:07] Mikoolo What about Thorgal then h4?

[19:45:20] Mikoolo It's polish/belgian.

[19:47:02] Mikoolo I know now, h4's favourite superhero is Blitzmensch.

[19:47:13] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/45quOTuvsNc

[19:48:06] Mikoolo The german version is better.

[19:48:07] Mikoolo https://youtu.be/X47nwHQehZE

[20:23:02] Mikoolo A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while the youngest son has black hair, dark eyes, and is short. The father eventually takes ill and is lying on his deathbed when he turns to his wife and says, "Honey, before I die, be completely honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replies, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is

[20:23:02] Mikoolo your son." With that, the husband passes away. The wife then mutters, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

[20:23:54] Mikoolo Quite a lot. Some might be dug down in the yard, \g.

[20:24:59] Mikoolo Lilbro's previous dog had 2 heads at one point, \g.

[20:27:30] Mikoolo \g here lilbro's dog having 2 extra heads https://i.imgur.com/5Dqf6A2.png

[20:28:41] Mikoolo He has a extra leg behind him, and a mandible \g https://i.imgur.com/sqKKXgp.jpg

[20:48:58] Mikoolo irish666 https://youtu.be/u6uE9BBtADw

[21:17:00] Mikoolo Most snake species kinda tell you to fuck off if you get close.

[21:24:14] Mikoolo The snake in the bible is a important character for the story progression.

[21:29:05] Mikoolo So what other animals does serpent cover except snakes?

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