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ComputerTech
annoys Peorth here instead
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Peorth
yes, annoy me in another network where I have oper access.
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Peorth
That'll end well for you, just ask latency :>
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Peorth
he's the guy I was showing you the creepy emails from
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ComputerTech
facepalms
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Ahsoka
Stop spanking your face ass
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ComputerTech
gives Ahsoka a swift slap across the face
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Ahsoka
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah ouch
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Ahsoka
At least wash your hands after
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Ahsoka
With you shit comes out of both
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MatCat
hot for teacher
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MatCat
I'm going to drink wine tonight and get a nice little buzz
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MatCat
buzz buzz like a bee
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epd
ComputerTech
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epd
dont be scared
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Ahsoka
What is ComputerTech a teacher of Advanced Fugly?
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epd
and dont stop
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epd
~Peorth> yes, annoy me in another network where I have oper access.
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epd
hes playing hard to get
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epd
hes role playing
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Ahsoka
I almost went with Ugly 101 but advance fugly came off as more funny of an insult
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MatCat
lets the pussy
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ComputerTech
pets Peorth
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LimitServ
set mode +l 216
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phonekait
ComputerTech: gets no ass.
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Ahsoka
attempts to burp Peorth like a baby
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Peorth
I'm sorry but what
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ComputerTech
[01:20] (~Peorth) I'm sorry but what @ Ahsoka or me? :>
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\g
Was Burnout 3 Takedown
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ComputerTech
runs
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\g
Never released on Steam
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\g
Top 3 greatest racing games ever
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ComputerTech
fights g
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MatCat
question is, when do I want to start drinking this wine
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\g
MatCat: Two hours ago
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\g
wtf are u doin
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MatCat
I dont want to fall asleep at 8pm
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Peorth
Gee Colby, I wonder.
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Ahsoka
You also miss your face before it got ugly
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MatCat
I think after dinner I will :)
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\g
CT is your name really Colby
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\g
Colby Thompson
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MatCat
I like colby jack
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\g
I'll find it
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\g
You've already given me enough
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Ahsoka
Yes cant you tell by ComputerTech's cheesy personality
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\g
wtf are u doin
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\g
I really want to play Burnout 3 Takedown now
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\g
Do OG Xbox games work in Xbox One
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\g
Do I feel like pulling Xbox One out of storage
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\g
Do I have an Xbox One X?
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\g
thinks
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\g
Consoles seem like such a waste of money these days
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\g
except when i want to fucking play burnout 3 takedown
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MatCat
hands g a cardboard box with an X sharpied on it
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Ahsoka
The real question is why would you want an Xbone X
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\g
I ended up buying an Xbox One and PS4 and Xbox One X and PS4 Pro
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\g
And never played any of them really
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\g
I played FFVII on PS4 I guess
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\g
That was fun
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\g
And then it came out for PC
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\g
flips off Square Enix for that bullshit
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\g
I bought it on PC anyway
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\g
And never played it
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Ahsoka
I have an XBox One but it gathers dust in my room
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\g
I use the OG Xbox One as a Plex client in the living room since the TV doesn't have a Plex app
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MatCat
I don't own any consoles
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\g
But all of my other consoles (sans the Switch) are in my closet boxed up
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\g
I really have no fucking idea why I bought an Xbox One X
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\g
Such a waste of money
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MatCat
why does my arm look red
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\g
Because you aren't drinking
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Ahsoka
Or you are suddenly native american
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MatCat
is becoming suddenly native american like catching a cold?
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wofmobile
\g: should of spent another 1500 on a game rig
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MatCat
hangs a dream catcher on his desk then
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wofmobile
since getting the game rig i dont touch the xbox one it's collecting dust
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wofmobile
with a pc you can play all game systems :D
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\g
I have a game rig
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\g
I actually just dismantled it
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\g
Put the GPU into my NAS for Plex transcoding
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\g
So I need to build a new one
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Ahsoka
I guess ComputerTech's junk is gathering dust too since no one is possibly touching that either
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\g
I tasked Mikoolo with assisting but he gave up lol
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\g
I want to build a rackmount gaming rig with a 4090
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\g
Intel CPU preferred for native TB4 support
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MatCat
there seems to be a lot of attention on ComputerTechs junk
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Ahsoka
XD jk ComputerTech
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Internets
:: Zero :: Total games: 2025 :: Total playtime: 1223.0 hours :: Playtime last 2 weeks: 0.0 hours :: Most played game: Soda Dungeon, 479.0 hours ::
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Ahsoka
There is a fetish for everything most likely theres one for Ugly so there is someone out there for ComputerTech
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Ahsoka
Wat wat wat in the butt
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wofmobile
ok meth smokers I'm out o/
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tr
[T] <login> burnout was my fav game too
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MatCat
wofmobile: sharing is caring
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Ahsoka
Hopefully those jokes werent going overboard ComputerTech?
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Rizon
set mode +o million
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joined #computertech
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ComputerTech
my mental skin is tougher than most, so no Ahsoka
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MatCat
what are you watching on yt
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Ahsoka
Your mom's sex tapes
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Ahsoka
Or sheep porn
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DuckHunt
million > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 4 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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Ahsoka
Sheep on sheep action sheepy style
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MatCat
for some reason I am sturggling to stay awake atm
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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Ahsoka
Yes ComputerTech is that boring
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Rizon
set mode +h aloo_shu
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joined #computertech
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.511s, which makes you a total of 352 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
million > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a sight for your gun ! The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
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MatCat
would sheep on sheep action keep me awake?
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ComputerTech
[01:38] (%MatCat) what are you watching on yt << Was watching daily dose of internet
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tr
[T] <login> python videos?
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tr
[T] <login> MatCat: exponential counting
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foxy
hey irish666
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tr
[T] <login> > my mental skin is tougher than most; is it because you believe in yourself?
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MatCat
irish666 make me some awesome potatoes
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irish666
Aren’t they already made
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tr
[T] <login> ireland exports iphones now
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set mode +l 218
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tr
[T] <login> not potatoes
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MatCat
well apple products ARE potatoes
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MatCat
nasty potatoes that make you sick
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tr
[T] <login> soil apple
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MatCat
steve jobs was a horrible man
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tr
[T] <login> and very vindictive
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tr
[T] <login> apple became better after he passed away
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MatCat
Woz was the only good guy of apple
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MatCat
and he left very early on
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tr
[T] <login> he uses apple card - i read his credit limit was 8 million
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irish666
.cc distance from Blackpool to London
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Internets
to | London, Greater London, United Kingdom = 202.1 miles
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Internets
[W|A] distance | from | Blackpool, United Kingdom
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\g
Woz seems like a genuinely cool dude
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MatCat
Woz was all about the engineering, Jobs was your typical marketing man
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\g
Apple needed them both
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\g
To be what it is today
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MatCat
replaces
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MatCat
replaces g's xbox with an apple lisa
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irish666
.cc distance from Cardiff to London
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Internets
[W|A] distance | from | Caerdydd, Cardiff, United Kingdom
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Internets
to | London, Greater London, United Kingdom = 133 miles
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\g
No apple products in my home
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\g
My wife has an iphone tho, but she's quickly learning how shit it is
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MatCat
same, I have never, and never will own an apple product
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\g
I got her a Samsung Galaxy Tab S8
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End3r
well, I met another neighbor
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\g
She's in love
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MatCat
Send me apple products and I will happily shoot them with many bullets
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End3r
He just smoked a couple dabs with me
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\g
Wants her next phone to be an android
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tr
[T] <login> no ipad?
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End3r
needless to say, I puked all over his back yard
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tr
[T] <login> samsung could do better ui
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End3r
wow he got me fuuuuucked up
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\g
Her Apple watch died by planned obsolesence
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MatCat
I'm smoking dabs right now
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 4/4
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DuckHunt
End3r > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt
million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
End3r > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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\g
One UI is good
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 7.913s, which makes you a total of 353 ducks (including 28 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 25 (duck smasher). \_X< *KWAK* [52 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt
End3r > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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End3r
!rearm End3r
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DuckHunt
End3r returns End3r's gun to him.
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\g
Touchwiz was absolute ass though
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\g
So glad they did away with it
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End3r
I love my iphone 13 pro max, but I do miss my Samsung Note 10+
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\g
That's what my wife has
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MatCat
My S20+ has been fantastic
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\g
I have S22 Ultra
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MatCat
I don't see the value in upgrading from the S20 to the S22
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\g
Easily one of the best phones I've owned
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\g
I went from Pixel 4 XL to S22 Ultra
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End3r
the camera I think is far superior on the iphone
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\g
Pixels were good up until 3ish
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\g
Nexus 6P was excellent
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End3r
loves doing photography on the iphone compared to my old samsung
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\g
Probably 2nd best phone I've ever owned
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MatCat
I used to love doing photography with my S20, then I got a canon DSLR which makes phone look like a toy for photographyu
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\g
S23 started coming with s pen
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\g
Hopefully S24 comes with one too
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\g
s pen is a game changer
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End3r
alot of local bars pay me to take photos of their drinks by the bay, tweak them out and send it to them for their social media sales
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End3r
lemme find one
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End3r
here you go
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\g
I want a dab rig
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MatCat
I dont actually dab, I smoke oil on flower
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tr
[T] <login> oh cool, they put the pen in the phone
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\g
I don't like smoking flower much anymore
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tr
[T] <login> is that your website?
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\g
Kinda over the smell
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\g
I mean I still will
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tr
[T] <login> dab vs flower
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\g
But it's not a preference
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MatCat
login: mcfile.in?
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tr
[T] <login> yes ^
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MatCat
its a seafile setup
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\g
Never considered hosting that in my homelab
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\g
adds to list of things to do
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MatCat
yeah its like dropbox but opensource and self hosted
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Rizon
set mode +ao GK-Deacon GK-Deacon
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tr
[T] <login> Seafile Ltd is based in China. They really do do things better
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MatCat
its opensource
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MatCat
so doesn't really matter if its china or not :P
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\g
Yeah I'm sure plenty of folks have reviewed the code to determine it's safe
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MatCat
gives g china cooties
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MatCat
wuhan souflet
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\g
Fortune cookies?
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MatCat
cooties not cookies
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MatCat
although it could be cookies baked with cooties
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tr
[T] <login> don't you trust china? wps office ftw!
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MatCat
I trust china to try and take my money
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tr
[T] <login> they're as trustworthy as the US is
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tr
[T] <login> yet they give away their goods for below-market prices
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tr
[T] <login> it's very relational, things over there
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tr
[T] <login> rather than rules-based
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tr
[T] <login> very "family and friends" like
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\g
There's a seafile docker image for unraid
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\g
Docker is so great, how did I live so long without it
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\g
Containerize everything
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\g
I should containerize my MSSQL instance if possibru
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\g
(of course it isn't because fuck you Microsoft)
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tr
[T] <login> how do you save state?
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tr
[T] <login> i mean the other state
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irish666
The fucking current state mate
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tr
[T] <login> how do you save state inside docker?
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Dr_DICK
But never forget about the liquid state and the gas state
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\g
You give docker write permissions to whatever disk it's stored on
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\g
I don't understand that question
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Dr_DICK
And the magical inbetween of gas and liquid called supercritical
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tr
[T] <login> or plasma or the bose-einstein condensate
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tr
[T] <login> i thought docker images were state-free
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tr
[T] <login> supercriticial fluid is waiting for a nucleation site right?
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\g
login: You thought wrong my good man
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\g
I run almost my entire homelab out of Docker
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\g
Everything except Home Assistant
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tr
[T] <login> how do you take backups?
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\g
I back up the image and appdata folder once a week
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\g
(appdata folder is where all of the containers write to)
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
million > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/2 | Chargers: 3/4
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DuckHunt
million > Missed. [missed: -3 xp]
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DuckHunt
million > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 2/2 | Chargers: 2/4
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DuckHunt
million > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.278s, which makes you a total of 354 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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tr
[T] <login> irish666: i did not miss the dentist joke
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jeff_stacey
eskimo why did you ban me from #homescreen?
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tr
[T] <login> \g: have you tried restorations?
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tr
[T] <login> jeff_stacey: you know what you did wrong, or you ought to have known - that's why
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tr
[T] <login> i can say this w/o knowing any other information about the case
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jeff_stacey
<login> \g: have you tried restorations?
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jeff_stacey
<tr> [T] <login> jeff_stacey: you know what you did wrong, or you ought to have known - that's why
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jeff_stacey
* You were kicked from #homescreen by ESKIMO (fake news)
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tr
[T] <login> "fake news"
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tr
[T] <login> i.e., making stuff up
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tr
[T] <login> and putting it on a website that looks like a news website
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jeff_stacey
my cat woke me up meowing enya songs
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tr
[T] <login> i can't explain it, except to say, we serve at their pleasure in reality
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tr
[T] <login> even if they pretend otherwise
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tr
[T] <login> you could join again if it wasn't a ban
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MatCat
where are my taters!
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jeff_stacey
somehow i also feel this is my cats fault
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MatCat
eww no not tots
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foxy
ComputerTech, ate them
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MatCat
I want proper irish potatoes
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:: YouTube Do 1 Pullup, Drive 1 Second In Worlds Most Expensive Car :: (09:51) :: Views 2,669,683 :: Rating [+] 42,013 likes [+] 42,013 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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ESKIMO
jeff_stacey: how fucking autistic are you kid
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ESKIMO
set mode +b *!*@KISS.MY.C0CK
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ESKIMO
kicked jeff_stacey (ESKIMO)
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irish666
He said banned words
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ESKIMO
cause he's following me around everywhere calling me a child abuser
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ESKIMO
and now going to every channel i'm in asking me why he's banned
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ESKIMO
like why do you think
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MatCat
sounds like you taking it personal
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ComputerTech
Idk, he's been here for like a year or more now, so he didn't join here to target you
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irish666
He joined for the first time 5 minutes before you
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ESKIMO
i just don't need push notifications non stop
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Peorth
Then turn 'em off lmao
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Peorth
.unban jeff_stacy
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ComputerTech
He hasn't even spoken to you in here tbh
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Rizon
set mode -b *!*@KISS.MY.C0CK
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Peorth
.unban jeff_stacey
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ESKIMO
ComputerTech: check every other channel i'm in
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tr
[T] <&End3r> pewp
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ESKIMO
saying "why am i banned" in every channel is enough for a ban imo
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Rizon
set mode +o jeff_stacey
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End3r
why am I banned?
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tr
[T] <&End3r> why am i banned?
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tr
[T] <&End3r> lol
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million
face palm
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jeff_stacey
hugs ComputerTech
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tr
[T] <&End3r> trololololol
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foxy
why am i banned?
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End3r
trololololol
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million
i think you did it was the question mark
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million
so it doesn't count
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foxy
i demand an answer
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million
he was very specific with the " "
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End3r
why am i banned
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End3r
why am i banned
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End3r
why am i banned
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End3r
why am i banned
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End3r
why am i banned
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foxy
sets ban on ComputerTech*!*@*
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End3r
why am i banned
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Rizon
why am i banned
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foxy
goes back to her pm
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foxy
just 1 pm
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ComputerTech
pms MatCat
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foxy
ComputerTech, has pms
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foxy
i'm sure you do
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foxy
nasty ass
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End3r
pms foxy
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Internets
:: [1/10] pms :: what guys refer to as the worst [time of the month]. / / but what i refer to it as, is the time of the month where men bitch and complain about not [getting ass] and blame everything on the woman. / ... ::
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:: [3/10] pms :: PMS stands for [premenstrual] syndrome, but it can even occur during or after menstruation. Symptoms of PMS include abdominal cramps, [bloating], irritability, breast tenderness, occasional cravings f... ::
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:: [2/10] pms :: a [curse] on all women that kicks in every month. Guys act like women over-react, but [they don't know] [the pain] and suffering they go through! guys, be nice to your girlfriend (or wife) when she is... ::