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Wednesday, May 10, 2023

[01:15:44] Dr_DICK The solid state

[01:16:07] Dr_DICK But never forget about the liquid state and the gas state

[01:16:17] Dr_DICK And the magical inbetween of gas and liquid called supercritical

[11:26:17] Dr_DICK And he has a small dick

[11:27:54] Dr_DICK Because the bathroom light burnt out when I woke up, that's why

[11:28:58] Dr_DICK Lol shhh that hasn't happened in a month now

[11:29:33] Dr_DICK It's so dark in there even with the phone flashlight in the corner that I cannot safely shower before work. It's pitch black once I pull back the curtains

[11:31:38] Dr_DICK Lmao

[11:32:01] Dr_DICK "The linoleum is groping my balls"

[11:33:42] Dr_DICK I'll just buy some spare lighbulbs

[11:33:52] Dr_DICK It's 5am

[11:34:23] Dr_DICK If I could go to the store and get a new bulb I would, there was a box of spares downstairs.... But apparently that is where all the burnt out bulbs go

[11:37:09] Dr_DICK Every bulb but the bathroom bulbs have a light cover over them, and my left shoulder is too fucked to be reaching for those to remove them. Plus I'd forget about it as I left, never tell anybody, and eventually someone would be frusterated with no bulb there

[11:37:36] Dr_DICK Best thing I can do is just go to work and let one of the other 4 people in the household that don't work to figure it out

[11:39:13] Dr_DICK Is this what dementia sounds like?

[11:40:22] Dr_DICK I should see if one of my color changing bulbs will fit, turn it onto fast strobe and then hide the remote.

[11:46:33] Dr_DICK Nope wrong thread

[11:52:23] Dr_DICK Time to go stare at a monitor for 8 hours and do my best not to fall asleep. Y'all have a good day

[11:52:29] Dr_DICK Don't molest Luke's Wall too much

[21:34:54] Dr_DICK Have a bragged to you about my upcoming weed haul yet?

[21:35:07] Dr_DICK Lmao no

[21:35:37] Dr_DICK Friday I'll be getting a QP. An ounce of Big Bud which I get a deal because it's the bottom of the bag which is perfect hash material. And 3 ounces of Pink Kush

[21:35:45] Dr_DICK Then by Sunday I'll also be getting my Biscotti

[21:36:19] Dr_DICK CumpsterTech~~~

[21:37:20] Dr_DICK Yeah all I can afford atm and reasonably smoke/sell in a reasonable time frame

[21:38:10] Dr_DICK Most I've smoked is 2 ounces a month and that was like beginning of pandemic, home all the time stressed af

[21:38:24] Dr_DICK I just get horny over variety

[21:40:10] Dr_DICK I don't know if I could quit, like physically I could but it's kinda my job to be an expert on weed.

[21:40:29] Dr_DICK Noice, golden teachers?

[21:43:28] Dr_DICK A good chunk of what I'll be getting this weekend I'll just be turning around to sell to family and maybe friends at cost. I'm not out to make money just keep up variety and smoke some quality again. Health Canada kinda butchers the legal weed industry

[21:45:58] Dr_DICK Fun Fact: The Australian government requires all weed coming in for the medical market to be dried to 9% humidity and if you're 0.1g under on any can they test they'll reject the whole lot

[21:46:12] Dr_DICK Fuck Australia

[21:49:36] Dr_DICK This is all Canadian bud we're sending to them, but grown on the other side of the country from us

[21:51:04] Dr_DICK I am not sure on their process but they don't seem to be consistently cloning their phenos because I've seen probably 30 kilos of weed today and the bud size, shape, and color varies a fuck ton from bag to bag and how far along you're in the bag.

[21:51:20] Dr_DICK Although I've never seen more than a few pounds at once before I started working here

[21:51:44] Dr_DICK All same strain

[21:58:17] Dr_DICK I have many for training purposes

[22:00:46] Dr_DICK I've had to train many phillipino ladies on what a good bud looks like, proper trim, anatomy of the bud, and how to properly ratio your large buds to popcorn and how to sneak in tiny buds in to increase the weight and lessen the rejected weed

[22:01:23] Dr_DICK We import them for labour

[22:01:32] Dr_DICK They're our mexicans atm

[22:02:06] Dr_DICK I forget what racial group it was when I was a kid but as a teenager it transitioned to a large majority of foreign workers being from the phillipines

[22:02:12] Dr_DICK Our dollar is worth like 40 of theirs

[22:03:16] Dr_DICK They toil here with our recession so they can have a good life when they back home, it is pretty admirable in some ways.

[22:03:45] Dr_DICK One of the ladies pays for a maid for her mother, housing, everything while still being able to live here.

[22:04:02] Dr_DICK And this place isn't cheap

[22:06:10] Dr_DICK Lmao

[22:06:25] Dr_DICK Don't die deadly you'll be dead deadly you dead deadly you

[22:06:32] Dr_DICK Gnight m8e

[22:07:50] Dr_DICK I'm gonna maybe roll some joints soon to make jar space

[22:08:50] Dr_DICK I had to google what snow patrol was, at first I thought you meant Paw Patrol and lost my shit laughing

[22:09:18] Dr_DICK Mangers is his dinner

[22:09:47] Dr_DICK eating out before eating in

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