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[15:56:19] & h4 Herr Frogorg

[16:35:29] & h4 maaaan fuck syndus

[16:35:32] & h4 and his shitty android client

[17:26:54] & h4 behave Ahsoka

[17:27:08] & h4 ComputerTech p/

[17:27:57] & h4 was hast mit dem Homo getan MAGIC?

[17:28:20] & h4 ach so

[17:28:21] & h4 lol

[17:31:31] & h4 i had a pizza

[17:32:22] & h4 that sounds so negative

[17:33:20] & h4 that sounds better

[17:33:39] & h4 who are you?

[17:35:06] & h4 damn it

[19:54:44] & h4 n0s3y|afk: 8€ ist schon ordentlich

[19:54:47] & h4 aber sofern es das wert war

[19:55:08] & h4 der Bruder muss auch leben

[19:55:20] & h4 hat er dich denn wenigstens ordnungsgemäß "Chef" genannt?

[19:55:46] & h4 ohoho, der feine Herr zahlt einen Zehner für Dürüm, weil er kann

[19:56:00] & h4 die Inflation geht eiskalt an n0s3y|afk vorbei

[19:56:06] & h4 Inflation? Arme Menschen Problem, sage ich nur

[19:56:19] & h4 guter Mann

[19:56:55] & h4 ich muss auch mal wieder zum Döner

[19:57:14] & h4 der bei meinen Eltern auf der Ecke ist gut und ist der einzige Dönerladen im Umfeld, der schon seit >20 Jahren den selben Namen trägt

[19:57:30] & h4 alle anderen haben gefühlt halbjährlich einen neuen Namen

[19:57:38] & h4 <insert turkish city here> Grill

[20:04:53] & h4 for example

[20:05:23] & h4 like cashews

[20:06:04] & h4 not the worst nuts i ever had in my mouth

[20:10:09] & h4 Austrians or Australians?

[20:12:34] & h4 whoa whoa

[20:12:49] & h4 Austrian is responsible for great people

[20:12:53] & h4 name five famous austrians!

[20:13:06] & h4 what?

[20:13:50] & h4 what about Ötzi?

[20:13:56] & h4 not the DJ crap one

[20:14:01] & h4 the one that was frozen in ice

[20:16:09] & h4 man it is tough to find famous austrians

[20:16:41] & h4 oh

[20:16:42] & h4 Sigmund Freud

[20:16:43] & h4 there

[20:17:43] & h4 Erwin Schrödinger

[20:17:53] & h4 oh yes Christoph Waltz

[20:17:58] & h4 loved him in django

[20:18:25] & h4 it was a tarantino movie

[20:18:29] & h4 always worth watching at least once

[20:18:38] & h4 Christoph Waltz was great agian

[20:18:40] & h4 *again

[20:19:27] & h4 i hate it as well

[20:19:32] & h4 only seen it once

[20:19:36] & h4 didn'T even know who Waltz was back then

[20:19:46] & h4 not that i know of

[20:21:23] & h4 Mikoolo: upsetting trailer

[20:21:31] & h4 why are the germans standing on the tracks

[20:21:32] & h4 ?

[20:21:36] & h4 this is very ungerman behaviour

[20:21:44] & h4 these are clearly for trains, not soldiers

[20:22:03] & h4 i'm sure some had their feet on the tracks

[20:22:29] & h4 this has some Hogan's Heroes flair

[20:22:33] & h4 with the black guy in a nazi uniform

[20:23:11] & h4 yeah right

[20:23:25] & h4 in a Deusche Wochenschau from the 40s they called black people "Fremdrassige Hilfsvölker"

[20:23:30] & h4 or simply Neger

[20:23:36] & h4 sometimes Buschneger

[20:24:10] & h4 .t de en Buschneger

[20:24:43] & h4 login busch meaning they are savage people from africa

[20:24:53] & h4 having been taken from the wilderness by the french

[20:27:43] & h4 MatCat: bleib mal ganz geschmeidig da

[20:28:46] & h4 makes sense

[20:29:41] & h4 login: Yao Ming is old by now

[20:29:46] & h4 $tell ComputerTech stfu

[20:29:55] & h4 +tell ComputerTech stfu

[20:30:15] & h4 wow

[20:30:20] & h4 tja

[20:30:36] & h4 .sync

[20:30:40] & h4 shall i leave now too?

[20:36:28] & h4 MatCat: i can make you disappear

[20:36:54] & h4 wow

[20:37:15] & h4 man n0s3y|afk that uguu video is confusing

[20:37:17] & h4 is she a pokemon?

[20:37:28] & h4 .k ComputerTech

[20:38:12] & h4 n0s3y|afk: nice

[20:38:30] & h4 at least you survived

[20:38:38] & h4 did your neighbor accidentally die in the flames?

[20:39:09] & h4 whoa

[20:39:12] & h4 is this a racist comment?

[20:39:26] & h4 you always seemed like the typical klan person

[20:39:39] & h4 what with your right wing channels and shit

[20:39:48] & h4 and that Direktor dude

[20:40:14] & h4 i also saw a pic of you with a MAGA basecap ComputerTech

[20:40:21] & h4 and you seem to associate with weird people

[20:40:35] & h4 you are weirdly attracted to germans

[20:40:46] & h4 i knew it

[20:41:00] & h4 that swastika between his eyebrows as not art after all

[20:41:07] & h4 *was not

[20:41:22] & h4 $in 4h wb ComputerTech

[20:41:45] & h4 i bet some of his Kameraden came over

[20:41:51] & h4 they are gonna listen to Landser while drinking beer

[20:42:11] & h4 maybe hunt some gingers

[20:42:56] & h4 my granpa told me the mp-40 was shit

[20:43:10] & h4 he picked up a sten maschine pistol

[20:43:28] & h4 his brother also claimed the mp-40 was shit and instead used the ppsh41

[20:43:34] & h4 lol

[20:44:25] & h4 he can't remember having shot anyone with it

[20:44:35] & h4 the only time he actually shot at another human was in the dark

[20:44:38] & h4 or so he claimed

[20:44:57] & h4 oh you bet

[20:46:05] & h4 i'm just glad i didn't had to join a world war at the age of 17

[20:46:19] & h4 at 17 i was fucking around and drank a lot instead

[20:46:58] & h4 it gave me life experience

[20:47:34] & h4 it was called the german expension

[20:47:45] & h4 until it turned out to be a soviet expansion

[20:47:59] & h4 wow that made me feel like TorS

[20:48:19] & h4 great ComputerTech

[20:48:24] & h4 MatCat has left this channel

[20:48:28] & h4 login: obviously

[20:48:30] & h4 Dunkeldeutschland

[20:49:10] & h4 have you tried rolling?

[20:49:20] & h4 or slamming your back into the wall?

[20:49:41] & h4 or ask ComputerTech for help

[20:49:47] & h4 he loves to approach other males from behind

[20:50:17] & h4 that is true

[20:50:20] & h4 he will be right back

[20:50:59] & h4 so login

[20:51:04] & h4 how did Mikoolo end up on your back in the first place?

[20:51:23] & h4 .t de en Huckepack

[20:51:26] & h4 ah yes

[20:52:11] & h4 are people still waiting for their Trabants?

[20:52:27] & h4 there are Lada Nivas in Hamburg

[20:52:36] & h4 !bang

[20:52:56] & h4 there are fat people in Best Korea

[20:53:00] & h4 at least one

[20:53:16] & h4 that would explain his size

[20:53:40] & h4 who is that sloppy looking dude in the video?

[20:54:39] & h4 Mikoolo: is that full km in the tachometer?

[20:54:46] & h4 did that trabant travel 638824km??

[20:55:31] & h4 i would have expected it to have manual gear

[20:55:56] & h4 oh

[20:55:59] & h4 it is manual

[20:57:57] & h4 what's wrong with Fredrecik?

[20:58:01] & h4 *Frederick

[20:58:12] & h4 Mikoolo: in the trabant video

[20:58:17] & h4 he demonstrates something on his bike

[20:58:23] & h4 and the first thing i notice is

[20:58:27] & h4 .t de en höhenschlag

[20:58:36] & h4 yeah no Internets

[20:59:22] & h4 .t de cn geh kacken login

[20:59:36] & h4 it's a damaged rim

[20:59:42] & h4 the rim or his rear wheel isn't round

[21:00:15] & h4 but his rear wheel is really fucked :D

[21:00:28] & h4 look at 3:58 Mikoolo

[21:00:33] & h4 that bike is no fun to ride

[21:00:52] & h4 talks about "no engine breaking"

[21:00:57] & h4 his rear wheel stops spinning fast

[21:00:59] & h4 that thing is fucked

[21:05:31] & h4 Mikoolo: i don't like the guy

[21:05:41] & h4 he bought a E500 Kombi with transmission issues

[21:05:42] & h4 for 7k

[21:05:46] & h4 7k!!!

[21:05:57] & h4 W210

[21:06:23] & h4 no

[21:06:32] & h4 but a car built between 95 and 2002

[21:06:37] & h4 with a transmission issue

[21:06:38] & h4 for 7k

[21:06:40] & h4 is way too much

[21:06:44] & h4 he also bought it "from a friend"

[21:06:46] & h4 fuck that friend

[21:07:09] & h4 not for 20 year old cars

[21:07:39] & h4 i mean the W210 is a nice car

[21:07:53] & h4 but not for 7k in 2022

[21:08:11] & h4 eat a dick fat twat

[21:08:19] & h4 the video is from 2022

[21:08:26] & h4 it's even from 2021

[21:08:32] & h4 get some context before you waste calories opening your fat mouth

[21:08:40] & h4 now you gotta eat up to get it back

[21:08:47] & h4 that is a win-win for you

[21:08:49] & h4 i just realized

[21:10:54] & h4 Mikoolo: that looks fun

[21:12:20] & h4 haha

[21:13:50] & h4 if that is the P601

[21:13:55] & h4 roughly 2.8 mio were built

[21:14:10] & h4 there was a trabant 1.1 and only 39k were produced

[21:15:06] & h4 what about him?

[21:15:10] & h4 he did?

[21:15:32] & h4 Robbie Coltrane

[21:16:12] & h4 yer a trabant, harry!

[21:16:36] & h4 i like the guy

[21:16:47] & h4 no

[21:17:02] & h4 shit yeah

[21:17:04] & h4 he died in october 22

[21:18:07] & h4 dude is speaking some german in the video lol

[21:19:42] & h4 but Coltrane was way too big for that trabbi

[21:22:54] & h4 what furry?

[21:23:08] & h4 ah

[21:23:12] & h4 yeah

[21:23:17] & h4 McGonagall

[21:23:19] & h4 or something

[21:23:58] & h4 that woman is already 88

[21:24:08] & h4 why is time progressing so fast all of a sudden?

[21:24:20] & h4 fuck you ComputerTech for being only 20 :D

[21:24:44] & h4 yeah right

[21:24:54] & h4 she is 88 years old

[21:24:56] & h4 not born 88

[21:25:03] & h4 shut up Mikoolo

[21:25:09] & h4 my Oma is 83

[21:25:45] & h4 no

[21:25:52] & h4 Mama is mother

[21:26:04] & h4 i sometimes call her Großmütterchen

[21:26:05] & h4 she hates it

[21:26:31] & h4 .t de en großmütterchen

[21:26:36] & h4 yes in a way

[21:26:41] & h4 but also taunting

[21:26:53] & h4 it makes her sound old and senile

[21:26:56] & h4 thus she hates it

[21:27:46] & h4 also ever since Merkel was chancellor you can't call your mom "Mutti" anymore

[21:28:00] & h4 she was called "Mutti" by the people

[21:28:11] & h4 it was sarcasm

[21:28:16] & h4 obviously

[21:28:51] & h4 how to describe it

[21:29:11] & h4 most of the times you didn't think she was involved in the government

[21:29:38] & h4 Mikoolo: are there new ones? :D

[21:30:04] & h4 login: she just always appeared so stupid, unknowing

[21:30:37] & h4 Mikoolo: it's mostly the head lol

[21:31:02] & h4 ah yes, Freikörperkultur

[21:31:16] & h4 back when germans weren't as stupid as americans

[21:32:00] & h4 i guess

[21:32:28] & h4 you can still see it

[21:32:31] & h4 but it's mostly older people now

[21:32:43] & h4 not celebrated whatsoever

[21:32:46] & h4 normalised...hardly

[21:33:06] & h4 seemed to happen a lot more when i was a child

[21:33:13] & h4 maybe the people who did it are dead now

[21:33:42] & h4 that too

[21:33:57] & h4 you'd have to do the propeller right the first time

[21:34:00] & h4 in case videos of you failing appear online

[21:34:43] & h4 also people are more out of shape nowadays

[21:34:45] & h4 much like the uk and us

[21:34:50] & h4 fat fucks everywhere

[21:35:00] & h4 sloppy, greasy fatties with bodies nobody wants to see

[21:35:12] & h4 they are aware of that too and are ashamed of their bodies

[21:35:55] & h4 tatoos...

[21:36:06] & h4 some small tattoos are fine

[21:36:11] & h4 but people having their arms all tatted

[21:36:15] & h4 or their neck

[21:36:20] & h4 just not for me

[21:37:07] & h4 what about lakes?

[21:37:12] & h4 you can swim in lakes in europe

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