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Saturday, May 13, 2023

[00:01:32] MatCat textual sexual?

[00:12:47] MatCat instagram is designed to melt your brain

[00:12:55] MatCat and make you a stupid :(

[00:13:13] MatCat @seen x_

[00:17:18] MatCat whats not false?

[00:17:40] MatCat oh

[00:18:04] MatCat just say no to social media

[00:20:59] MatCat I am making tacos for dinner tonight

[00:22:52] MatCat uhm no

[00:22:58] MatCat who pets eggs in tacos

[00:40:36] MatCat its get probed by an alien day!

[01:35:24] MatCat https://www.mcfile.in/f/4b9aafd32ebe4060a322/?raw=1

[01:36:02] MatCat \g my friend!

[01:37:03] MatCat \g so last night, as I said I would remember, did you come up with exactly what you disagree with me on? :)

[01:38:55] MatCat \g: will return to the subject after eating these tasty tacos :D

[01:50:22] MatCat omg those tacos where great

[01:50:59] MatCat wtf you mean too much sour cream, where you dropped on your head as a babY?

[01:52:16] MatCat you already said you knew it was sour cream lol

[01:52:40] MatCat no such thing

[01:53:17] MatCat my computer desk aint no 5 star resturant

[01:54:01] MatCat yes I have plenty of food photos

[01:54:14] MatCat but I am not taking them to sell stock photos

[01:54:47] MatCat my anus is 5 star anus

[01:55:23] MatCat my anus is 100% ceritifed organic

[01:56:15] MatCat login you have weird sensabilities

[01:58:10] MatCat login: have a tasty weenier https://www.mcfile.in/f/1f9a1287c97546928ef6/?raw=1

[02:00:00] MatCat one of my best weenier shots ever

[02:00:24] MatCat those are homeade buns btw

[02:00:40] MatCat well yes I am glad it looks homeade

[02:00:44] MatCat thats how you know its made with love

[02:00:53] MatCat also, too much mustard, LOL no such thing

[02:02:02] MatCat nothing liquid about that weenier

[02:03:06] MatCat so, there is a line of it across the weenier, just enough to have a bit of it with every bite

[02:07:34] MatCat login: I don't log that shit though

[02:07:51] MatCat I realzie you may not believe it, and thats fine

[02:08:06] MatCat but what worries me about you, is your fear of sauces

[02:08:17] MatCat you seem to have almost a phobia about sauces

[02:20:04] MatCat mustard wont make you fat

[02:20:19] MatCat vinegar

[02:20:31] MatCat mostly vinegar and ground mustard

[02:20:59] MatCat I dont eat shitty sugar mustards

[02:21:01] MatCat I get the good shit

[02:22:39] MatCat no but I am growing mustard this year so after harvest

[02:35:59] MatCat shock the monkey

[04:58:22] MatCat ooo porn

[04:58:39] MatCat someone said porn? :D

[04:59:47] MatCat I want to know where the porn is

[05:00:58] MatCat herald!

[05:01:13] MatCat my friend in reefer

[05:07:10] MatCat gobbly gooks

[05:08:49] MatCat why would anyone want to see chinese propoganda cartoons

[06:12:55] MatCat I am in need of a buttered baguette

[06:14:20] MatCat is that freshly churned butter?

[06:14:42] MatCat :(

[06:14:53] MatCat better then nothing

[06:31:50] MatCat eww

[06:34:36] MatCat real butter only

[06:35:42] MatCat I live in cow country

[06:36:13] MatCat me personally none, but dairy products are fairly well priced here

[06:37:35] MatCat proper animal fat soap

[06:37:49] MatCat the way its supposed to be

[17:56:32] MatCat its me, I talk too much :P

[17:57:00] MatCat sometimes I am in top 3

[17:57:23] MatCat the bots being on there annoy me

[17:58:00] MatCat I know

[17:58:05] MatCat but he acts like a bot

[17:58:21] MatCat must of ran out of meth

[17:59:43] MatCat thinking about taking one of my snakes to the park since its nice out

[18:00:08] MatCat yeah my neck is the leash :P

[18:02:11] MatCat I wonder how a cop would reactive if I got pulled over with a giant snake wrapped around my neck

[18:03:28] MatCat ComputerTech: that would be hilarious if it was a female cop, "Can I pet your snake?" Why yes, yes you can

[18:05:00] MatCat cops would never do that to me

[18:05:09] MatCat I am friends with the local cops

[18:19:25] MatCat its a good day for hookers

[18:35:32] MatCat I should go herping

[18:36:08] MatCat whomever came up with #3 is a retard

[18:37:33] MatCat its simply to go looking for reptiles

[19:06:30] MatCat why are people always talking about sheep in here

[19:07:13] MatCat apperently love them too much

[19:07:34] MatCat I will bring girls and play with them while you play with sheep

[19:07:58] MatCat lol

[19:08:15] MatCat most of my snakes are female

[19:09:20] MatCat irish666: some snakes are quite thicc

[19:11:14] MatCat warm vaginas

[19:12:08] MatCat ComputerTech is having a cow

[19:12:52] MatCat have a sheep instead

[19:16:28] MatCat sheep or vagina?

[19:18:04] MatCat wtf is shoegaze?

[19:18:44] MatCat sounds horrible

[19:19:26] MatCat I listen to mostly 60s and 70s classic rock / jazz / acid jazz / folk / jam bands etc

[19:27:18] MatCat its time for a lunchtime sandwhich

[19:40:04] MatCat Captain Tooshies Butt Flaps

[19:45:31] MatCat stabbing people isn't very friendly

[19:45:58] MatCat why do people in europe love stabbing

[19:46:27] MatCat luckily I am an American with lots of guns :D

[19:46:45] MatCat yes guns and snakes :D

[19:48:03] MatCat AMERICA (and yes that is my snake and gun) https://www.mcfile.in/f/37d7f9d67215475fa539/?raw=1

[19:51:00] MatCat to the right

[20:17:32] MatCat should I get naked and watch porn all day?

[20:17:59] MatCat :P

[20:32:24] MatCat #computertech going to overtake #Chatterz soon

[20:32:32] MatCat why does it always autocomplete to a z

[20:33:40] MatCat pFfT

[20:36:39] MatCat should I get a pet black mamba?

[20:56:59] MatCat lol NY has always been suck

[20:59:03] MatCat why in the world would you go from an OK state like NC to a crappy state like NY?

[20:59:36] MatCat I will never understand how anyone would actually want to live in a city

[21:00:06] MatCat I can only assume they are mentally ill

[21:01:08] MatCat anywhere with tons of people is badf

[21:06:47] MatCat Samantha if you let him I bet the awkurdness would go away :P

[21:07:05] MatCat or get worse

[21:09:48] MatCat a lesbian?

[21:10:06] MatCat meh, she needs a man

[21:21:35] MatCat Ahsoka lol

[21:51:52] MatCat its a good day to shake babies

[22:10:44] MatCat shakeababy would be a great name for a node

[22:29:46] MatCat everyone loves to bang a duck

[22:32:28] MatCat I dont like this version so I dont

[22:32:42] MatCat my version is so much better :)

[22:37:05] MatCat what happened to it

[22:38:25] MatCat how sad

[22:38:35] MatCat nobody likes a flakey baby shaker

[22:38:57] MatCat I am debating if I want to put in an application to run a node

[22:39:11] MatCat probably not

[22:39:18] MatCat yes

[22:45:16] MatCat are we smoking weed?

[22:45:40] MatCat I have a lot of weed

[22:46:19] MatCat where do you live?

[22:46:46] MatCat hrm, you might be a fed

[22:47:38] MatCat Syndus if I knew for sure you werent a fed, I would consider it

[22:48:25] MatCat or a narc

[22:49:24] MatCat what flavor are you?

[22:50:16] MatCat Syndus: if I did hypothetically somehow mail you weed, how much would you buy? :)

[22:51:06] MatCat 3 is a very unusual number

[22:51:09] MatCat 1 oz short of a qp

[22:52:14] MatCat Samantha: I often have 2-4lbs at any given time

[22:53:03] MatCat YOLO https://www.mcfile.in/f/7816c40195174194b155/?raw=1

[22:53:49] MatCat lol

[22:54:03] MatCat Samantha they are

[22:54:26] MatCat honestly I prefer THCa

[22:54:59] MatCat Syndus: how much would 3oz cost where you are?

[22:55:46] MatCat holy shit, I should send some weed that way

[22:57:39] MatCat Syndus: maybe you can foster in me some trust of you :)

[22:58:35] MatCat lol no

[22:59:12] MatCat as an athiest sin means nothing to me

[22:59:54] MatCat I believe what can be verified with the scientific method

[23:01:40] MatCat I very much enjoy thinking about the speed of light axctually

[23:02:26] MatCat thats what she said

[23:04:20] MatCat Syndus?

[23:05:09] MatCat I fail to see how that relates to thinking about the speed of light

[23:12:24] MatCat really tough penis. RT{

[23:12:26] MatCat RTP*

[23:13:31] MatCat Ahsoka are you looking forward to the Ahsoka series?

[23:14:17] MatCat lol

[23:14:27] MatCat herald has the best insights

[23:19:13] MatCat cops sound so leathery

[23:20:42] MatCat yep, fed :P

[23:21:58] MatCat friends with the judge?

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