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PapaFrog
I hade dental surgery today.
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PapaFrog
Not bad.. I'm still numb.
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PapaFrog
I think I used up all the anaeshetic in the office.
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PapaFrog
Implants for an overdenture.
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superkuh
Oh. Then don't. I made that mistake once. I eat beef jerky a day or two after the removal of my wisdom teeth. I'm pretty sure I accidentally ate part of my own gums.
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MatCat
I am fresh out of shower :D
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MatCat
I'm cleaner then ComputerTechs sheep
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tr
[S] <phish> how shriveled is your pp from the cold water though
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MatCat
I used very hot water
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PapaFrog
phish: You seem very interested in his parts.
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MatCat
lol its a continuation from earlier
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tr
[S] <phish> yeah ComputerTech was being a prude and wouldn't show us his dick
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PapaFrog
He would show ewe his penis!
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MatCat
I wish my bot was in here so I could rape ComputerTech
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MatCat
so I will rape him in a chan the bot is in
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rapes MatCat
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MatCat
[17:09] <&GunsRGood> MatCat rapes ComputerTech using a box of scented warmed kleenex
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MatCat
if a penis os over 7 inches long, is it an assault penis?
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ComputerTech
you're saying as if 7 inches is extra large or some crap
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MatCat
the line has to be drawn somewhere
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ComputerTech
else i'm gonna be happy tonight with mine
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tr
[S] <phish> no if it has a vertical foregrip it becomes an assault penis
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ComputerTech
¯¯̿̿¯̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿'̿̿̿̿̿'̿̿̿)͇̿̿)̿̿̿̿ '̿̿̿̿̿̿\̵͇̿̿\=(•‿●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿̿
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tr
[S] <phish> over 7 it becomes an any other penis
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tr
[S] <phish> over 12 is a destructive device
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PapaFrog
What's the worst thing a woman can say during sex?
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MatCat
in like flynn
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PapaFrog
Or.. "Hey, did I meantion that I'm HIV positive?"
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PapaFrog
You know how to have wild sex?
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PapaFrog
Tell her that he sister is better in bed and hang on for dear life.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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tr
[S] <phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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tr
[S] <phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 45.55s, which makes you a total of 1 duck on #computertech. You are promoted to level 1 (tourist). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Zack_
Shmilnarf ovenfall.
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Zack_ > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
Zack_ > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
Zack_ > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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tr
[S] <phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
Zack_ > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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tr
[S] <phish> !reload
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DuckHunt
phish > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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DuckHunt
*BANG* xO' Maven just get shot by accident by Zack_. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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tr
[S] <phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish is demoted to level 0 (public danger).
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DuckHunt
*BANG* xO' montar just get shot by accident by phish. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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tr
[S] <phish> nice
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DuckHunt
franstam > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
franstam > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
franstam > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn8.305s, which makes you a total of 15 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 4 (duck misser). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt
Hunting stats for franstam: [Weapon][Weapon][Weapon] ammo: 0/6 | charg.: 2/2 | jammed: no (6 times) | confisc.: no (2 times) [Profile] [Profile] [Profile] 99 xp | lvl 4 (duck misser) / 41 xp pts for lvl sup. | karma: 76.47% good hunter [Stats][Stats][Stats] theor. accuracy: 58% | effectiv. of fire: 53% | gun reliability: 88% | armor: 7% | deflection: 2%
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DuckHunt
[Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 4.97s | average react. time: 2mn19.841s | 15 ducks (incl. 1 golden duck) | 13 misses | 1 accident | 1 empty shot | 1 wild shot | 28 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 1 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized.
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Zack_
Maven and montar had ir coming.
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DuckHunt
Zack_ > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 1/2
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DuckHunt
Zack_ > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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tr
[T] <login> not rich enough in xp
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licks ComputerTech
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MatCat
buttered snatches
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pets franstam
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set mode +ao deadly deadly
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Rizon
[deadly] FUCK OFF!!!!!
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deadly
you good colby?
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ComputerTech
Yah, pretty good, was drinking earlier
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deadly
still drinking now lol
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Zack_
Poo balls.
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deadly
need a smoke though
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MatCat
deadly: are you really deadly?
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
Zack_ > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 13.797s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [14 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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deadly
where you from MatCat
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DuckHunt
Zack_ > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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MatCat
where am I from, or where I am?
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deadly
where are you
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deadly
well if you come uk then you'll see how deadly i am you cunt
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tr
[S] <phish> you mean best coast
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MatCat
some would say that
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tr
[S] <phish> you're not from the peoples republic are you?
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deadly
i don't give a fuck bro
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MatCat
from, certainly not
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tr
[S] <phish> fuckin hate california
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MatCat
California would be amazing if it didn't have a gay government and idiots that voted for it
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deadly
california is part of the uk
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deadly
southern fgts
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MatCat
the south has manly straight men
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Peorth
For having manly straight men, a lot of places in the south sure do seem to be interested in what's in other people's pants.
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wildting2
isn't california like 90% of the pr0n industry?
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Trivia
Starting round of trivia. Questions: 3
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Trivia
1. TV/ Movies: Born Aug 25, 1930, He starred in this movie: Goldfinger - 1964?
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Trivia
Winner: wildting2; Answer: sean connery; Time: 4.927s; Streak: 1; Points: 5; Total: 1149
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Trivia
2. Word Play : Unscramble dundi?
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Trivia
Winner: wildting2; Answer: undid; Time: 7.925s; Streak: 2; Points: 10; Total: 1159
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Trivia
3. Category: Geography : What is the capital of Japan?
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Trivia
Winner: wildting2; Answer: tokyo; Time: 17.382s; Streak: 3; Points: 9; Total: 1168
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Trivia
Round of trivia complete. '.trivia [number]' to start playing again.
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deadly
behave wildting2
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tr
[T] <login> toyko vs tokyo
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cackles wildly
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wildting2
steals the crown jewels and puts them on Diana's head
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deadly
i was in wales when she died
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wildting2
her, elvis and jimmy hoffa are alive and well and they all live in the dense jungle of pitcairn island
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deadly
or maybe younger lol
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wildting2
if diana were still alive
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deadly
what year did princess diana di?
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wildting2
i bet charlie and harry's relationship wouldn't be as it is now :p
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tr
[T] <login> didn't the queen make that happen?
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Internets
[W|A] Diana, Princess of Wales (royalty) = full name | Diana Frances Spencer
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Internets
place of death | Paris, Ile-de-France, France
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Internets
place of birth | Norfolk, England, United Kingdom
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Internets
date of birth | Saturday, July 1, 1961 (61 years ago)
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Internets
date of death | Sunday, August 31, 1997 (age: 36 years) (25 years ago)
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wildting2
^ always blame the french
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deadly
harry isnt charlies son lol
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deadly
just turned 12 then lol
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deadly
harry is not charles son lol
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deadly
his dad is someone else
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deadly
cant remember his name lol
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wildting2
is it the dude who founded marks & spencer?
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deadly
his dad is ginger aswwell
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deadly
can't remember his name lol
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Internets
:: YouTube Switching Lives With My PREGNANT WIFE!!! :: (47:34) :: Views 411,591 :: Rating [+] 25,056 likes [+] 25,056 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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deadly
.yt who is prince harrys real dad
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deadly
prince harry is a cunt
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tr
[T] <login> more so than charles
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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[S] <phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a broken decoy.
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DuckHunt
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 21.959s, which makes you a total of 2 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 1 (tourist). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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deadly
heres the nonce lol
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
sushi-chan > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
sushi-chan > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt
sushi-chan > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]
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DuckHunt
sushi-chan > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 17.325s, which makes you a total of 5 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> o/
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deadly
ComputerTech you do know shes a paedophile :/
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> hey :D
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deadly
ask her she likes under 12s
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Internets
:: YouTube Switching Lives With My PREGNANT WIFE!!! :: (47:34) :: Views 413,175 :: Rating [+] 25,099 likes [+] 25,099 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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ComputerTech
because eddie hall is a dope dude kek
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deadly
ask her you knob?
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/4 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 4/4 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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sushi-chan
wow so many ducks in a row today
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 13.475s, which makes you a total of 147 ducks (including 14 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 15 (duck flattener). \_X< *KWAK* [36 xp]
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DuckHunt
ComputerTech > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a cartridge.
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deadly
fuck this shit not sharing a channel with a nonce
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million
you get that ducky
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tr
[T] <~therock247uk> good here, hows you sushi-chan/rizon?
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tr
[T] <+ChanRank> (ChanRank): h4 is an idler or unknown...
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million
why is deadly always so angry
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phonekait
million: a combination of things. Cocaine, alcohol, and not getting laid.
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phonekait
I'll try. I slept most of today but I'm still tired lol.
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sushi-chan
yeah oversleeping can make someone more tired
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foxy
hey sushi-chan
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hugs sushi-chan
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hugs
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phonekait
Nah, I did two back to back 12 hour shifts over the weekend
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foxy
i'm good and yourself?
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foxy
can i kick my foot off in someones ass?
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foxy
please say yes
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phonekait
I have a few coworkers you can do that to
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owns ComputerTech
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sushi-chan
slaps computertech with foxy's hand ... No thats not me, foxy did it!!!!
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annihilates ComputerTech
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foxy
$slap ComputerTech
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phonekait
I've been getting tired of certain people on this net in particular. No names mentioned.
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[T] <+ChanRank> (ChanRank): dramo is an idler or unknown...
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MatCat
I think its a wine night
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Angel
ComputerTech: I'll pass that on when Phoenix is around.
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MatCat
[19:31] <~MatCat> @8ball should I make it a wine night?
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MatCat
[19:31] <&GunsRGood> The magical 8-ball says: Yes
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MatCat
I must obey the 8ball
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gasps
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MatCat
it was for your benafit
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million
just about to get to bed
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Peorth
no, code faster
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.
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DuckHunt
Peorth > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 4 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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Peorth
well at least its not 1.
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MatCat
where are all the womens
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MatCat
ComputerTech did you eat all the womens?
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MatCat
its ok your secret is safe with us
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gives C.T. a wedge of cheese
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pets NiniGeo2!
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NiniGeo2
I'm still a little bit sick, but I think I'm getting better, so that's good :3
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feeds NiniGeo2 some veggie soup
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NiniGeo2
I made soup today for myself too :P
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NiniGeo2
I had garlic and onion and celery and carrots and tomato and parsely in it!
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NiniGeo2
And also some chicken.
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NiniGeo2
I mean I love garlic. I'll eat pretty much anythin' that has garlic in it :3
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NiniGeo2
Oooooh, I like raw garlic in some things. It's so pungent! I usually have crushed or minced or diced or sliced or roasted garlic~
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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tr
[S] <phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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tr
[S] <phish> !reload
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DuckHunt
phish > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 4/6 | Chargers: 0/2
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pets ducky
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tr
[S] <phish> !bang
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DuckHunt
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 11.341s, which makes you a total of 3 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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MatCat
OK I am going to the store, where the WINE is
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MatCat
yes it takes much luck and skill
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NiniGeo2
Wait I thought that you could install WINE on like any 'nix system?
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NiniGeo2
Or did you mean the liquor and spirits store? o:
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MatCat
I am going to install WINE into my gullet
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MatCat
I IS SURVIVED GOING TO GETZ WINE
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NiniGeo2
Which wine did you get?
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MatCat
its a super cheap mixed red that I like for its flavor
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MatCat
that must be a case
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NiniGeo2
Maybe somebody messed up where the decimal point goes?
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Mikoolo
Thats Mighty Litres.
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Mikoolo
750 Mighty Litres.
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MatCat
I got 2 bottles
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DuckHunt
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt
foxy > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 13.006s, which makes you a total of 119 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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MatCat
damn looking online it seems its like $7-$10 a bottle outside of my state
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Internets
[W|A] convert 750 mL (milliliters) to fluid ounces = 25.36 fl oz (fluid ounces)
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MatCat
oddly enough in USA alcohol is almost always measured in liters
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Mikoolo
No thanks, ComputerTech.
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Mikoolo
I'm off to work.
[04:00:59]
NiniGeo2
When ya gotta go, you gotta go, I guess!
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Zack
I'm playing Fallout: New Vegas - Ultimate Edition for PC, but not Steam so I can't post my status. I'm playing the GOG version.
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MatCat
Zack: can you drink wine in that game?
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NiniGeo2
Yeah there's several vintages of wine in New Vegas.
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MatCat
can you make friends with snakes in that game?
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NiniGeo2
Hmmmm I think you can make friends with geckos, but I don't think there's snakes. Well in Fallout 3 there was a gang called the Tunnel Snakes, but that's about it :P
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NiniGeo2
(You can join the Tunnel Snakes in Fallout 3)
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MatCat
:( game needs more friending of snakes
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MatCat
NiniGeo2: are you friends with sneks?
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MatCat
gives mrinfinity an infinity taco
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NiniGeo2
Yeah sneks are cool but I never know if they like me for me or if they just like me for my body heat o:
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MatCat
NiniGeo2: body heat is just a bonus :D
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MatCat
I have 16 snek friends
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NiniGeo2
MatCat must really like sneks!
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MatCat
have you never seen any of my snek friends before?
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NiniGeo2
Sneks are neat. They're too cool for legs :P
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NiniGeo2
Uhhhhh I think you showed me one of 'em before also.
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MatCat
that is my false water cobra
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MatCat
I've seen that one superkuh