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Tuesday, May 16, 2023

[00:07:17] MatCat I am fresh out of shower :D

[00:07:28] MatCat I'm cleaner then ComputerTechs sheep

[00:07:50] MatCat I used very hot water

[00:08:14] MatCat lol its a continuation from earlier

[00:09:35] MatCat I wish my bot was in here so I could rape ComputerTech

[00:09:42] MatCat so I will rape him in a chan the bot is in

[00:10:01] MatCat [17:09] <&GunsRGood> MatCat rapes ComputerTech using a box of scented warmed kleenex

[00:10:07] MatCat :D

[00:15:30] MatCat if a penis os over 7 inches long, is it an assault penis?

[00:16:09] MatCat the line has to be drawn somewhere

[00:16:39] MatCat :P

[00:17:34] MatCat lol phish

[00:18:08] MatCat in like flynn

[01:04:06] MatCat buttered snatches

[01:10:41] MatCat deadly: are you really deadly?

[01:11:44] MatCat where am I from, or where I am?

[01:12:38] MatCat west coast

[01:13:27] MatCat :P

[01:13:52] MatCat some would say that

[01:14:25] MatCat from, certainly not

[01:15:11] MatCat California would be amazing if it didn't have a gay government and idiots that voted for it

[01:20:16] MatCat the south has manly straight men

[02:29:38] MatCat I think its a wine night

[02:32:55] MatCat [19:31] <~MatCat> @8ball should I make it a wine night?

[02:32:55] MatCat [19:31] <&GunsRGood> The magical 8-ball says: Yes

[02:32:59] MatCat I must obey the 8ball

[02:33:21] MatCat sheep balls

[02:34:09] MatCat it was for your benafit

[02:59:52] MatCat where are all the womens

[03:01:50] MatCat ComputerTech did you eat all the womens?

[03:03:40] MatCat its ok your secret is safe with us

[03:26:21] MatCat OK I am going to the store, where the WINE is

[03:26:51] MatCat yes it takes much luck and skill

[03:27:37] MatCat I am going to install WINE into my gullet

[03:52:37] MatCat I IS SURVIVED GOING TO GETZ WINE

[03:53:09] MatCat its a super cheap mixed red that I like for its flavor

[03:54:27] MatCat LOL I have no idea why it says $34.89 on this page, its 3.95 https://wineonlinedelivery.com/product/spring-creek-sweet-red-wine-750-ml/

[03:54:42] MatCat that must be a case

[03:56:00] MatCat possibly

[03:57:08] MatCat lol

[03:57:17] MatCat I got 2 bottles

[03:58:49] MatCat damn looking online it seems its like $7-$10 a bottle outside of my state

[04:00:41] MatCat oddly enough in USA alcohol is almost always measured in liters

[04:01:12] MatCat Zack: can you drink wine in that game?

[04:01:51] MatCat can you make friends with snakes in that game?

[04:04:55] MatCat :( game needs more friending of snakes

[04:05:16] MatCat <3

[04:06:36] MatCat NiniGeo2: are you friends with sneks?

[04:07:25] MatCat NiniGeo2: body heat is just a bonus :D

[04:08:25] MatCat NiniGeo2 one of my friends https://www.mcfile.in/f/8d8689cb44be453bbecc/?raw=1

[04:08:37] MatCat I have 16 snek friends

[04:08:53] MatCat :D

[04:09:07] MatCat I do

[04:09:42] MatCat have you never seen any of my snek friends before?

[04:09:58] MatCat https://www.mcfile.in/f/03cf9f8f645042fe850d/?raw=1

[04:10:04] MatCat that is my false water cobra

[04:11:44] MatCat I've seen that one superkuh

[04:12:22] MatCat I am thinking of taking my largest snake down to the park tomorrow

[04:13:27] MatCat I have never taken him to the park yet

[04:13:47] MatCat he is a pretty good sized boa https://www.mcfile.in/f/a4386db33bf64b129013/?raw=1

[04:14:39] MatCat I imagine he would

[04:15:11] MatCat for a short distance yeah

[04:16:06] MatCat boas aren't particularly fast

[04:16:24] MatCat I would never take my false water cobra or my corns out, they would be too fast

[04:16:55] MatCat yeah

[04:17:10] MatCat even if I let boa down on ground he will be slow enough for me to catch him

[04:17:21] MatCat no

[04:17:48] MatCat he is the only one atm I feel is safe to do so with'

[04:18:03] MatCat lol I should take him with me to the store one day

[04:18:05] MatCat see how people react

[04:18:14] MatCat if they bitch I be like, HE IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SNAKE

[04:21:04] MatCat the pet store is too far of a drive to drive with snake

[04:23:50] MatCat sneks are the best frens

[04:24:27] MatCat I have a female boa that could get 2x as big as the one you saw in pic

[04:24:37] MatCat but she is still baby

[04:24:39] MatCat and smol

[04:25:35] MatCat NiniGeo2: smol baby girl https://www.mcfile.in/f/0b361ec9bd04482eaaf4/?raw=1

[04:26:05] MatCat when she gets to adult she will make the babies with the other one

[04:26:28] MatCat I should have some babies this year, not of boas though

[04:26:34] MatCat I should get some garter babies

[04:26:49] MatCat https://www.mcfile.in/f/b76bb510c9c74c989abd/?raw=1

[04:27:38] MatCat look at cute tounge out shot https://www.mcfile.in/f/5deab1c95fda4f3b961b/?raw=1

[04:28:33] MatCat NiniGeo2 you should get a snek friend

[04:29:20] MatCat they are

[04:29:26] MatCat but you should get a proper pet one

[04:29:30] MatCat not garter per say

[04:29:40] MatCat although I do love garters

[04:29:57] MatCat all my garters are captive bred, not wild caught

[04:31:08] MatCat I do have a very large garter

[04:31:17] MatCat I dunno if I have a pic that puts her size into context though

[04:32:25] MatCat yes

[04:32:30] MatCat I have a snake room

[04:32:37] MatCat with many tanks

[04:32:40] MatCat on racks

[04:33:25] MatCat https://www.mcfile.in/f/a222cf7faf0a4d43a638/?raw=1 from old house, but its similar how its setup now

[04:33:31] MatCat nah

[04:33:36] MatCat they each have their own heat sources

[04:34:51] MatCat happy sneks

[04:59:49] MatCat why is everything about penis

[05:48:16] MatCat ComputerTech what is this code written in

[05:49:34] MatCat oh god

[05:49:52] MatCat :D

[05:49:55] MatCat PHP is love

[05:49:56] MatCat python is yucky

[05:50:07] MatCat PHP is fren

[05:50:20] MatCat but it does it with love

[05:50:29] MatCat and C syntax

[05:51:37] MatCat if ($ComputerTech) {bung($ComputerTech);}

[05:51:46] MatCat lol

[05:52:46] MatCat <?php $ComputerTech = new ircuser("Rizon"); $ComputerTech->lovesSheep = true;

[05:52:57] MatCat LOOL

[05:54:06] MatCat are you just against C syntax?!?!

[05:54:31] MatCat I LOVE C syntax

[05:54:36] MatCat it is the height of programming

[05:56:02] MatCat uint32 *ComputerTech = &User::getUser("ComputerTech");

[05:56:26] MatCat in php that would be assumed that ircuser is a class

[05:56:38] MatCat and that it has a member variable called lovesSheep

[05:56:58] MatCat ...

[05:57:15] MatCat you don't do a lot of PHP do you

[05:57:32] MatCat :(

[05:58:21] MatCat that syntax of that readme is the devil

[05:58:28] MatCat it doesn't even have ;'s!

[05:58:40] MatCat its like json had sex with basic

[05:58:49] MatCat lol

[05:59:18] MatCat BTW

[05:59:24] MatCat js isn't thast far off from php in syntax

[05:59:30] MatCat they are damn similar

[06:00:47] MatCat https://mcgit.place/MatCat.OpenSource/BrowserLogic <== the link in readme os gone, you can try it at https://m42.pw/bl

[06:02:36] MatCat I dont like usiong libraries

[06:02:50] MatCat I like to do my projects all from scratch

[06:03:00] MatCat its one of the reasons I hate shit like node

[06:03:11] MatCat its overhead based on library inclusions is absolutely insane

[06:04:20] MatCat most of my profressional progamming these days is C/C++ on MCU's

[06:04:22] MatCat firmware codwe

[06:04:50] MatCat I love programming MCU's, the limited resources really makes you think smart about your code

[06:05:21] MatCat when you for an MCU with only 128 bytes of ram, and say 2k of flash space for code, you really need to use your brain to make shit work

[06:06:44] MatCat oh man, I once developed a firmware that because of the MCU limitations, it moved all its data in a binary packet, imagine that, the app guy developing the app for the product, had NO IDEA how to handle binary packed data in node.js, he demanded I use JSON and I was like dude, its a little MCU, it doesn't have the damn resources to do text based conversions that json requires, it saddens

[06:06:44] MatCat me how low the skills are of modern 'rprofressional' programmers

[06:06:48] MatCat can't even handle binary

[06:07:37] MatCat I have to program a conversion library that converted between the binary format and json for him

[06:08:01] MatCat and I never even used node.js before that, and I got library working for him in like 45 min

[06:08:25] MatCat kind of why I dislike python

[06:08:41] MatCat C syntax is so widely used in so many languages, python is just wildly different

[06:08:54] MatCat and it has the same issue node.js has with being vbery reliant on library infrastructure

[06:37:22] MatCat @seen x_

[06:37:28] MatCat :(

[06:37:46] MatCat for him yes

[06:40:12] MatCat lool

[07:05:31] MatCat how come smart girls are always ugly

[07:06:33] MatCat herald sure seems it

[07:19:58] MatCat fook yeah my chan is #7 now

[07:19:59] MatCat @topchans

[07:20:05] MatCat MOVING ON UP

[07:20:55] MatCat I would like to thank the little people

[20:50:04] MatCat just got back from the park, took my biggest snake out there, he loved it

[23:29:27] MatCat it was fun taking my snake to the park today

[23:29:30] MatCat I am going to do that more often

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