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Thursday, May 18, 2023

[15:52:54] Frogorg :(

[15:53:02] Frogorg huh

[15:54:41] Frogorg yournamehere: my attention span is measured in milliseconds and I didn't get anything done at work

[15:55:32] Frogorg yournamehere: I've discussed that with my therapist, we're not even going to diagnose me for ADD/ADHD because even if I have it all treatment options are off the table

[15:56:07] Frogorg Herr h4 o/

[15:57:25] Frogorg I have schizophrenia, magic pills = instant episode

[15:58:08] Frogorg at this point my best chance is that it's a side effect from one of medications and my doctor is like "alright, let's YEET it"

[15:59:06] Frogorg Peorth: I didn't know he's a drug deal... oh, that's cannibalism

[15:59:39] Frogorg hi Hotties

[16:00:16] Frogorg Fensta: want to share what you're on?

[16:00:56] Frogorg Seroquel, quite sedating. that sucks

[16:01:05] Frogorg all of them suck

[16:01:14] Frogorg oh

[16:01:53] Frogorg hello

[16:02:35] Frogorg Fensta: sometimes change is good. for example risperidone -> cariprazine was lifechanger for me

[16:03:10] Frogorg what happened yournamehere?

[16:03:34] Frogorg Weltschmerz?

[16:05:02] Frogorg yournamehere: that blows, I never wanted to walk the path of scrum master and up

[16:05:21] Frogorg Fensta: ok, that's understandable. glad you've got that under control

[16:06:12] Frogorg yournamehere: o o f, not the management?

[16:06:42] Frogorg fuck

[16:08:22] Frogorg I can imagine

[16:08:41] Frogorg never envied the management roles

[16:09:54] Frogorg doesn't sound likeit

[16:11:55] Frogorg yournamehere: find a new computer to like: https://files.catbox.moe/y262lf.png

[16:12:43] Frogorg also I didn't realize going management is irreversible

[16:12:47] Frogorg that's worth to be noted

[16:13:56] Frogorg I get it

[16:14:51] Frogorg I got hired as a C++ rockstar developer, but I'm not a rockstar lol

[16:14:57] Frogorg well

[16:15:01] Frogorg I was when I applied

[16:15:03] Frogorg then I got sick

[16:15:11] Frogorg and haven't recovered since

[16:16:10] Frogorg oh I'm fine with candidates saying "lol I forgot X can I google?" and I used cppreference during my interview to an approval of recruiter

[16:16:22] Frogorg Fensta: and look where Sagem is at now

[16:17:14] Frogorg then he gained hundreds of thousands of pounds as a stoner 'cuz muchies

[16:19:48] Frogorg yournamehere: my team has concluded that we have no feedback mechanisms during the last retrospective so now we're going to have weekly meetings where we give feedback to each other

[16:19:56] Frogorg first meeting is tomorrow

[16:20:31] Frogorg yournamehere: it is if you're socially anxious and have no idea what other team members are doing

[16:23:44] Frogorg yournamehere: yeah I think the real problem is we have no management. even our tech lead isn't formally a tech lead

[16:26:49] Frogorg what if she needs medical attention today?

[16:27:03] Frogorg n0s3y|afk

[16:27:10] Frogorg exactly

[16:28:50] Frogorg btw did I mention some crazy woman yesterday tried to assault me?

[16:29:09] Frogorg h4: no, it was a random person

[16:29:16] Frogorg no

[16:30:18] Frogorg everything will be ok

[16:30:39] Frogorg I know that's a stupid thing to say

[16:31:50] Frogorg h4: nothing. she just randomly approached me and tried to kick me, I dodged, then she tried again, I dodged again screaming at her "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WOMAN ARE YOU RIGHT IN YOUR HEAD?" to which she tried to hit me with an umbrella, which I dodged

[16:32:05] Frogorg all happened on a tram stop, which I was strolling on around

[16:32:20] Frogorg she needs a lot of practice

[16:33:00] Frogorg h4: it's not always about trying, it's about effects. I'm trying to lose weight too but so far I'm still round

[16:34:08] Frogorg h4: I lost 5 kg, then I went on a hedonism streak and gained again

[16:34:23] Frogorg and now it's hard to get back on track

[21:18:13] Frogorg I have been educated today

[21:19:02] Frogorg by my gym buddy that 1 plate is 20 kg, not 25 as I thought

[21:19:21] Frogorg 25 made perfect sense to me because they were the heaviest, and I saw them used a lot in weightlifting

[21:19:30] Frogorg to my surprise, it's 20, and I have been made a fool

[21:19:57] Frogorg yes, I know, but if you're saying "I'm benching 2 plates" it means 2 x 2 x 20 kg, not 2 x 2 x 25 as I assumed

[21:21:59] Frogorg login: true, I thought up until I was 14 that avocado is sweet. then I tasted it and was like "ugh, what a disappointment"

[21:22:41] Frogorg ski: no, never

[21:37:21] Frogorg Dr_DICK!

[21:42:22] Frogorg Dr_DICK: (bear with me) so national emergency services has made a training slideshow for paramedics to tell them "yeah what you type in matters, also you know patients will be able to see it with the next update?", and made a set of "the best of" counterexamples

[21:42:54] Frogorg Dr_DICK: there's been also paramedic signature field and someone drew a penis there

[21:43:35] Frogorg Dr_DICK: I'm not even joking: https://files.catbox.moe/jzhd4h.jpg

[21:47:55] Frogorg Dr_DICK: most of the descriptions are too hard to translate but the one with "Patient is blind, has a service dog. Securing dog at the incident's place was impossible, it was decided to transport patient together with a dog - dog did not suffer any injuries :)"

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